There comes a time in your teenager’s life when they beg to be allowed to babysit for money and so they can prove they’re more grownup now. You have misgivings. They promise to be ultra-careful and responsible. You finally give in. Things seem to be going okay. Then two months later you find this photo in the digital camera.
Yes it does you have no right to tell other whats disrespectful for them or not especially when you aren’t from their culture or whatever.Only because you have one doesn’t means others have a stick in their ass too.Now run along and don’t come back douche bag.
Luckily for you I’m not religious, but you shouldn’t just assume that. For all you knew I could have been a devout Christian, or a Muslim or a Hindu. So if you’re going to lecture me about being disrespectful, then how about practising what you preach?
And I only said that Allah wasn’t being disrespectful, which he/she wasn’t. I didn’t say Ramly Burgerz had no right to feel disrespected; that’s his/her prerogative. They’re totally different things. And in any case, there’s no evidence that Allah meant any disrespect; if he/she clearly DID, then I’d understand Ramly Burgerz feeling offended; but again, there’s no evidence for this.
Also, when I wrote that I assumed that Ramly Burgerz was, say, a Christian, and was offended by the mention of another religion’s god, which I thought was hypocritical. Thus the “take the stick out of your ass” comment (which I now take back). I now realize that they’re likely a Muslim who is offended by seeing Allah’s name used in vain, which I think is valid enough. People make mistakes, and you should assume good faith.
And like I’m going to take orders from you. I can come back if I feel like it.
oh na. Its to attract the deer.. Slather some honey on the kid and the deer will come. When the deer come, shoot. There, now you have food for a week.
Win!
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I don’t mean to sound female but Awwe.. poor little kid. It reminds me of when my parents use to chain me to the telephone pole and go to the movies with out me. When I got hungry i would lick the oilly spots until i hallucinated.
But way more internet whiners are idiots thinking that there is anything wrong with this pic, you people act like he’s hanging by a meat hook through his face. If he was still there 3 days later, fine, you have a point, otherwise:
WIN!
We’re not whiners for thinking that hanging your kid of a hook is parenting fail… That is definitely a fail from a parenting perspective. Of course, from a lulz perspective, it’s definitely win. If that kid didn’t look so pathetically unhappy that my heart melted into a puddle, I’d prob’ly laugh my ass off.
This is horrible!!! The little boy is obviously upset, he didn’t ask to be brought into the world but here he is and he is stuck with these idiots; poor, stupid, and the freedom to procreate, one of the worlds worst crimes. They should be sterilized.
Now your sentence is indefinite, in two respects. For one, you didn’t use a full stop. That’s the grammatical equivalent of diving your sentence by zero.
“the wrong person to pick on”? “…better sense of humor”? Hardly, idiot. Now go do your homework. You have an English test this week and you most decidedly not ready.
Hey, Coyote. This a$$hole told BFF to go “die from cancer” on another thread. Wasn’t that sensitive of him? Doesn’t that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy?
Oh poor child! The parents are so happy as they watched their kid hung on that pine tree. The child well yet just had a little fear that might cause in his growth. So parents be careful.
*growl* They’re not Aussie. At least, they’re not in Australia. We don’t have trees that look like that. They simply cannot grow in Australia. The climate is too different.
goddamn gypsies… doesnt matter if they’re romanian or not they are pain in the ass no matter where they come from … i f****** hate ‘em all. Cant think of anyone else capable of doing such a thing…
Nice one!
Not
The person in the top right corner is laughing at the poor thing!
Eternal :c face
I would say _,(:c)-¬_
This picture reveals the childhood of every fail-blogger here
Unfortunately, that’s true in my case.
There comes a time in your teenager’s life when they beg to be allowed to babysit for money and so they can prove they’re more grownup now. You have misgivings. They promise to be ultra-careful and responsible. You finally give in. Things seem to be going okay. Then two months later you find this photo in the digital camera.
poor kid… damn! i sounded so not troll-like…
i shall cook you
I sense someone here who has no respect for other(or in this case, my) religion.
Calling themselves “Allah” doesn’t make them disrespectful of other religions. Take the stick out of your ass.
Yes it does you have no right to tell other whats disrespectful for them or not especially when you aren’t from their culture or whatever.Only because you have one doesn’t means others have a stick in their ass too.Now run along and don’t come back douche bag.
Luckily for you I’m not religious, but you shouldn’t just assume that. For all you knew I could have been a devout Christian, or a Muslim or a Hindu. So if you’re going to lecture me about being disrespectful, then how about practising what you preach?
And I only said that Allah wasn’t being disrespectful, which he/she wasn’t. I didn’t say Ramly Burgerz had no right to feel disrespected; that’s his/her prerogative. They’re totally different things. And in any case, there’s no evidence that Allah meant any disrespect; if he/she clearly DID, then I’d understand Ramly Burgerz feeling offended; but again, there’s no evidence for this.
Also, when I wrote that I assumed that Ramly Burgerz was, say, a Christian, and was offended by the mention of another religion’s god, which I thought was hypocritical. Thus the “take the stick out of your ass” comment (which I now take back). I now realize that they’re likely a Muslim who is offended by seeing Allah’s name used in vain, which I think is valid enough. People make mistakes, and you should assume good faith.
And like I’m going to take orders from you. I can come back if I feel like it.
ramly burgerz, the hypersensitivity to “Allah” in our country is getting to you now huh…
No 72 Virgins for you!
the poor thing ripped its pants
FREEZE! This is a hold-up!
Lol.
2nd comment. Not bad.
How else should they attract a tiger?
Bait? Whatever.
Here be chickens.
or crocodiles.
anyway, clear win for tshirt quality!!
Actually, according to authorities, a tuna sammich oughta do it!
^5
Don’t leave me hanging!
whatever
oh na. Its to attract the deer.. Slather some honey on the kid and the deer will come. When the deer come, shoot. There, now you have food for a week.
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LOL I saw that Fail post too!
but wait, there’s more
Thank you, Mr. Billy Mayes.
I don’t mean to sound female but Awwe.. poor little kid. It reminds me of when my parents use to chain me to the telephone pole and go to the movies with out me. When I got hungry i would lick the oilly spots until i hallucinated.
Awwe.. poor little hallucinatory UndeadKairbare.it was a common way to store children few hundred years ago.
I thought you were supposed to hang children in trees at night when camping so bears can’t get them.
There must be more efficient ways to protect trees from bears than hanging children from them.
That’s true. Children can be more destructive than bears.
Except they were usually tightly swaddled so they couldn’t wiggle and fall off the wall.
not first ! :S
….
ba11s
NO PARKING!
reserved for brats
It’s a PINATA!!
that’s why you don’t mess with the Zohan.
Tickle Me Elm™I pine for the days when people were more responsible.
punchlines are just lazy writing
This whole conversation has left me stumped.
There’s a reason we don’t feed them.
‘Cos when allowed to grow to full size, their troll brains are expansive enough to easily outwit fridges, sparrows and dust.
And that’s not a safe world to live in.
*snorkroffle!*
Some parents are idiots. This makes a prime example.
They’re going to leave him with some serious hang-ups.
But way more internet whiners are idiots thinking that there is anything wrong with this pic, you people act like he’s hanging by a meat hook through his face. If he was still there 3 days later, fine, you have a point, otherwise:
WIN!
We’re not whiners for thinking that hanging your kid of a hook is parenting fail… That is definitely a fail from a parenting perspective. Of course, from a lulz perspective, it’s definitely win. If that kid didn’t look so pathetically unhappy that my heart melted into a puddle, I’d prob’ly laugh my ass off.
Hang in there baby!
That must be a gooseberry bush, think we just missed the stalk dropping him off.
I LOL’d. I WTF’d. I peed a little.
SHIRTST!
35th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You bothered to count?
tzigãnie
bine că nu-i țigănie
Daca era țigănie era chiar naspa.
rumania
My nuts are itchy!
her name is PEGGY!
What’s wrong with this picture?
You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!
Didn’t you learn your lesson about playing with yourself in that movie theater?
You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!
I wonder if it’s the same people always commenting on this website
No. Each one of us is actually five different people.
I am and so is my wife.
Honey, stop commenting and come downstairs. Our other personalities are ready for dinner.
I went to a schizophrenia convention once. We had a great time. Funny thing though, when I got my pictures developed I was the only one in them.
lol ... photogenic schizophrenicThat’s actually hilarious. XD
Ugh. Tough day at the office today. 6 deaths, and another three very nearly went too.
Ohmygosh, I’m like, shallow and conceited. *cheerleads*
*snore* *hic* Whu? F’koff. *snore*
etc…
In case you hadn’t realised, I’m a drunk, a cheerleader, and… another drunk. Among other things.
A child? A Mother? A Sinner? A Saint?
A child, a mother, a sinner, a Saint.
A Doctor, a Plumber, some Cheetos and Paint.
And a poet, though I didn’t know it.
A Tinker? A Soldier? A Soldier? A Spy?
He’s twice the soldier you’ll ever be
And half the Egg.
Damn, now I miss Boiled Egg and Soldiers.
this proves that jesus could NOT walk on water!! and if you tought i would spell jesus with an Y then youre a wookie with squaids!!!
this is just wrong!
Ah, so to improve the child’s welfare, nuke him and his family? Makes sense.
I’m glad you stuck around, EB.
*Ties EB down with duct tape, just in case*
Just hanging around
Im sorry but i thouht this was hilarious! look at the kids face, practically saying “see what i haveto put up with?”
*LMAO* You’re right, he seems fairly cool with it
oh and miracle? if there are examples of genes that should never reproduce, you just illustrated the example perfectly.
poor baby do you see he´s face it is so sad
bad parenting
That’s actually pretty funny.
they probably want ton abandon the baby because they are poor?
)
(look they don’t have shoes
This is horrible!!! The little boy is obviously upset, he didn’t ask to be brought into the world but here he is and he is stuck with these idiots; poor, stupid, and the freedom to procreate, one of the worlds worst crimes. They should be sterilized.
I’d tap that
Jail is this way, sir.
Now your sentence is indefinite, in two respects. For one, you didn’t use a full stop. That’s the grammatical equivalent of diving your sentence by zero.
And you’re a paedophile.
Unless he’s punning, with respect to the tree. i.e. how one obtains sap.
He still didn’t use a full stop.
True, and that is the more serious crime.
You are my hero.
Actually, I think this would be more of a win, eh?
Er not really. The baby could choke. And he also doesn’t look very happy.
Win
F***ing idiots. I’d like to see them hanging like that…
Nice cavemen-looking parents…
Nice time, try the collar of shirt.
*Nice. Next time… Post Fail. Yea I know.
Are you seriously suggesting hanging an infant by the collar, possibly choking it to death?
you only do that to negr0 babies.
If this is how you see how a child should be disciplined, I pray to the Gods that you aren’t a parent or teacher.
“the wrong person to pick on”? “…better sense of humor”? Hardly, idiot. Now go do your homework. You have an English test this week and you most decidedly not ready.
Hey, Coyote. This a$$hole told BFF to go “die from cancer” on another thread. Wasn’t that sensitive of him? Doesn’t that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy?
No matter. Soon you’ll be talking to thin air.
I talk to thin air all of the time. Sometime talking to myself is the best conversation I get. The only problem is that I keep losing the arguments.
No you don’t.
Yes I do!
Sentenced to hang until pooped.
LMFAO!!!!
Parenting fail, sure…BUT!!!
Shirt Wedgie WIN!!!
day care cost savings = win
Holy moses look how many losers waste their time posting here!!!!!!!
HAHAHA YOU LOSERS HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and your life sucks more that the others because you troll like a douchebag
Ha ha! Says the person who posted a comment…
…says the person who posted a comment in response to that comment…
Says the person who posted a comment in response to the comment that was in response to that comment.
Oh poor child! The parents are so happy as they watched their kid hung on that pine tree. The child well yet just had a little fear that might cause in his growth. So parents be careful.
lol….poor kid
Nice idea it is a pinãta!
He looks like he’s crying, and the person in the corner is laughing. Someone obviously does not know how to raise a child.
*THWACK!*
*STOMP!*
*SCHLAP!*
This fail seems to have really brought out the idiots. I doubt the oceans still have enough fish to handle all of the thwacking required.
I’ve just sent Emily a passel of emails. Be prepared for a borked blog at some point soon.
Someone has to plunge out the bloggage.
How’s with you Admiral?
I’m good, Coyote…thanks for asking. I’m looking forward to the year ahead.
Anything special coming up or are you generally optimistic?
Thank Heaven. Or you. Or Emily. Whatever.
How’s things?
*SQUEEZE!*
Things are good! I traveled a lot, spent time with family and friends, and now I’m getting lots and lots done. Life is awesome. You??
Things are damp, but warmish around here and the tulips are starting to pop up!
My Portacath was cut out on the sixth, so my march towards normalcy continues.
(yes I know that I left myself open with the word “normalcy”)
You’re marching to normalcy down Abbey Road.
Things are starting to come together.
Actually, if you look down at the bottom of the fail, they’re starting to come apart!!
*happy dance*
*sends a heartfelt “THANK YOU” to Emily*
*holds on to tattered threads and goes for a ride*
Wheee!
˙uıɐƃɐ ıןɐp ɹopɐʌןɐs oƃ oʇ ƃuıʇɹɐʇs ǝɹɐ sƃuıɥʇ
Nice threads, man.
Forgot to mention that I got to keep the Portacath. I use it to make my nieces ill. I’m such a wonderful uncle.
They must be Australian…
do they honestly look australian?
Yup sure do. Aborigines look just like that.
Yep I agree. Definitely look Aboriginal Australian to me.
*growl* They’re not Aussie. At least, they’re not in Australia. We don’t have trees that look like that. They simply cannot grow in Australia. The climate is too different.
i still think they look like aboriginals to me.
I believe they are gypsies.
Not gypsies. The women wear skirts down to their ankles.
They’r gypsies. Beleve me, i know what i am tallking about.
Parenting Fail, But Tree Win!
I am black
Congratulations.
What it’s just a glow-worm toy on a tree?….oh wait
if those were white people everyone would be like “AMERICANS ARE SOO STOOPID”
I bet they’re romanian gypsies.
Looks like gypsies… behaves like em too.
O.O Why this smells like romania …and gypsys > _ <?
Diabolical smile of the person at the right side.
its seems to be a jipsy!
come on dude this is win because the kid cant go no where
Well, if it was hooks through the kid’s skin, then yeah, we’d have a problem. Besides, it’s not about the pain; It’s about the trust.
Also, that’s what I do with midgets, except I’m the tree. Just something to do when I’m bored.
HOW CAN PEOPLE DO THIS???????? THERE EVEN LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE people!!!!!!!!
Nah, this is good parenting. See? There’s fun.
Am I going to hell for thinking this is a win?
Gypsies? I mean come on, they are barefoot.
Poor kid yes, if he falls he might break something.
The real fail is the person in the background laughing.
goddamn gypsies… doesnt matter if they’re romanian or not they are pain in the ass no matter where they come from … i f****** hate ‘em all. Cant think of anyone else capable of doing such a thing…
There are morons of every race. You’re living proof for whatever race you’re a member of…
A-freakin- dorable.
TOTAL FAIL!!! Hanging young children from trees really is a bad idea indeed.
I know this is kinda mean but the look on that baby’s face is just too adorable! You gotta love puppy eyes
The one in the top right laughing looks like a zombie.. Aha.
Fail or win? I can’t tell
that pis is from slovakia and those ppl are slovakian gypsies – no wonder LOL
i think they failed on making a christmas tree
this is just sad
Great clothing advertisement. “Our shirts won’t rip no matter what”
Wow that is incredibly so sad. Poor kid.
*facepalm* Someone please tell me this is shopped.
At least the kid aint gonna go anywhere.
Lmao thats hilarious
Haha this was hilarious you can see his parents in the back laughing
This is why you shouldent live in south Korea