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AAAARGH
First response to the first comment
Nub ^
Yaaaaaarrhh it BURRRNS!
Now THAT hurt my eyes!
Sometimes I envy blind people
Am I the only one that wants to see the back?
Yes.
Ugly is in the mind of the beholder. Failblog is once again showing us its ugly mind.
I’m sorry, this suit is something nobody should wear, no matter how good her body is!
No veggieTart, I completely disagree. If you’re body is smokin enough, this suit could totally be amazing.
Reality Check:
Many of you nerds here will probably never even have the chance to sleep with a woman like this one above.
Well, I hope you sleep with her, really, I hope you do!
you all suck. stupid nerds
*fap* *fap* *fap*
@ Livingston Dell
and that’s a bad thing? “Reality Check”… yea…
i can see her nipples
She is a FINE FINE Big Beautiful Woman
I would put chocolate fudge all over her bathing suit and lick them off while she watches me lick off to the last drop.
At least she shaved.
Come one, people… she’s yesterday’s news… until she becomes Scott Brown’s next girlfriend.
Amen! nothing wrong with a woman with a real body shape and children enjoying her sexuality, but that suit is just nasty an would be on any woman. It looks like something from Borats suitcase
@ Livingston Dell
Totally agree; don’t forget that most of the pathetic, spotty nerds who have nothing better to do than sit on their computer all day have, don’t and will never ‘experiance a woman’s warmth’.
I can just picture them now, covered in acne, greasy hair, overweight, staying in all weekend playing world of warcraft whilst real men like us are out screwing sexy women. Just remember how lucky we are and feel sorry for these sad little boys…
lol MpMpMp you sound like such a tool.
Mrs. Borat!
I seriously have no issue with people and their real bodies (I personally prefer a chubby man than a stick with hair) but come on, NO ONE should wear something like that in public! It’s hideous!! Dress normal, maybe a different type of swimwear would have suited her curves better!!!!
I mean, please…. I would not have my boyfriend in a speedo if I can help it!!
i see no curves unless rolls count as curves. then i see a few… bounty. the bigger picker upper, although nothing of mine is quite picked up
Agreed. Sometimes this site is pretty pathetic.
You sound fat.
Guess again, but thanks anyway for your brilliant & witty reply.
Agreed. This is the funniest comment on the entire blog!!!!
True. I sense fail in failblog now. Cannot see any in the picture, but the bit too small swimsuit. Hey, you should see MY speedos.
You sound lonely, and fat.
You Sign in as “ANON MOFO” Cause you are nowhere near man enough or have big enuf balls (Unlike your Mum)to say that shit in anyway that anyone knows its you
Sounds like you are propositioning me. It won’t work no matter how much of a mofo you are.
This woman’s body is not ugly or fail. She looks fine, a normal body, I have more cellulite, for one, than she has. The bathing suit, however, is not something I would choose to wear. But if she feels happy in it – whatever. People who don’t like it can look away.
I agree about the body thing. She’s actually got a pretty good shape tbh. But no-one should ever wear a garment like that… not even for a photo shoot. What was she thinking?
Failblog didn’t caption it to say beauty fail or anything… In fact failblog gave no remarks to her physical apperance! So according to your first statement, I guess it’s just your dirty mind that took it that way. I’m at least glad that you agree with the public opinion that she is ugly… even though you seem to deny it… Douche!
no your not !
Anyone else feel bad for whoever had to take this picture?
Oh great. Now I have to get some eye bleach *and* brain bleach. Thanks a bunch.
I want to see her ass too!!
… nope… (don’t judge me)
I want to see the back too… doesn’t look that bad to me. And who is this? i think that bathing suit is photoshopped on. She was actually naked. and not bad looking for a 35 y/o with a couple of kids. grow up kiddos… real women look different than your Maxim mags…
lmao
ZOMG NO, seeing it was bad enough, but having to look at that picture in brail!!!! I’d scorch my hands off!
lmao
ahhhahhahahah reading this almost made having to see that worth it! umm wait what am i saying!? that was horrible! but you comment was a ray of f***ing sunshine
And guys wonder why so many women are insecure about their bodies.
It’s not the body, it’s the lack of coverage. Of course, she could be at a near-naturist beach… I find nothing wrong with the top part, but down there… well, it’s a bit kiltered to one side, eh?
Hope there’s no 10-y.o.’s around to see her surfing.
The picture itself more appropriately belongs on the hawtness WTF site cuz that’s the first thing in my mind upon seeing it… WTF!?!!?!?!
Agreed, but surely if you were at a topless beach you’d just wear normal bikini bottoms? At a naturist beach she’d be fine, but that garment is simply not flattering…
I don’t look too good in a bikini bottom… I get enough complaints about “bulge” when I wear a speedo.
ZOMG! Really? Good for you.
If she lost a few more teeth, I’d do her
this isnt so bad
it is even worse
the fleshlight, the #1 men’s sex toy.
We all know you googled that, bro
Who would want a loose one ?
To remind you of your ex-girlfriend? I don’t know I don’t invent these things.
you forgot about the mouth-shaped ones
…yes I’m a girl who knows about male sex toys
we’ll have to find you a boy who knows about female sex toys… a match made in heffner
Are you a mouth-shaped toy?? oh vey…
Lonely men who are tired of their hands. :\
Pics or it didn’t happen
Freyja plays WoW…i know…this was all he taked about in trade chat
Am I the only one who would do her?
Well, you wouldn’t be the first, if that’s what you’re asking.
CANNOT BE UNSEEN….
IT IS NOT COOL TO NOT GIVE A
SPOILER WARNING ON PICTURES
LIKE THIS !!!!! MUST GIVE WARNING
DANGER DANGER !!!
WILL ROBINSON
lmao.. (in voice of borat) Very Nice
Ummm… you didn’t see “Eye Bleach!” as a disclaimer?
Quick! Palate cleanser!
Be nice! She’s probably somebody’s MOM!
prolly is right… see the krinkles around the bellybutton? pretty common for women who’ve been preggers… perfection is not required but it would help if she’d cover up a bit more down there… and it’s transparent around the top. Hope she’s not at the public beach.
I’d hit that…real hard..MmmmmHmmmm
Houston, we have lip separation….
I’d hit it.
eww her things are showing
SECOND !!!!
A wild Snorlax appears!!
damn!! you got your mewtu with you? else we are doomed !!!112
you throw master ball, but it fails! WTF
your mewtu gains over 9000 experience
And dies. :/
disgusting
Yes. You are.
jerk?
yes, you are that too
off?
Indeed.
Downright nasty.
So much for eating dinner.
I think you protest too much.. Maybe you like it!
Yes, but honestly if she were wearing a normal one-piece bathing suit that covered her stomach she would look quite good.
Agreed, her body isn’t that bad, but even supermodels need surgery to pull that suit off. She’d look better naked.
Yes, she would! Even a lanky size 0 would be hideous in that thing (imho). Next time, nakked or gtfo.
I am a size 0 and I am NOT lanky!
Stop being a jealous fatass. Kthx.
I have a boner
in my hand
Put it back…now’s not the time.
‘not the time’?!?! There’s always time for *fap* *fap* *fap*
roflmao.. i always wondered wtf *fap*fap*fap* was.
I find it kinda atractive
Dad, is that you?
u r just too young
Well, it reminds me of my mum… *sniff*
You’re sniffing your mum?
* snork *
this made me literally lol.
Me too! If she has the self-confidence to go out in public dressed like that, it means she’s a very sexual person who doesn’t care that her body doesn’t appeal to the masses. Plus, I like chubby chicks.
Good for you Mike! Good for you.
Agreed, she kinda has the body of my girlfriend and I’d love to see her wear something like this, although she never would lol
She doesn’t need to be sexual to want to wear less fabric. I doubt that all nudists are raving nymphos.
Chubby is one thing. Disgusting is another.
I’d totally tap that!
She has an ugly body that for the good of herself and for everyone else should be in a traditional one piece bathing suit.
Heck, that’s why I got myself a custom made one with sleeves and shorts attached, so no one has to look at my disgusting body while I’m swimming.
That, and skin cancer runs in the family so I wanted more sun protection.
try modestwear.com
better yet, try amishwear.com
Her body isn’t THAT bad – but the suit is pretty horrible.
Yes, therein lies the problem. That suit is just terrible. Far too small. Even if she were “smoking hot”, she would need one that fit. Personally, I’m more impressed thaT there is no, er, body hair peeping out! That’s a heck of a bikini wax!
not me! i would hate to have to work around huge blobs and folds of fat…too much work..kind of like eating crab legs..too much work for what you get…
I didn’t see globs and globs of fat… She may not be scrawny and bony, but she isn’t massivly over weight or gross. Just the suit. Or lack of.
Chubby =/= obese, dumbass.
I like chubby chicks, too, but I still think that bathing suit is hideous. It’d be hideous on ANYONE.
Urm. Comment above = Fail in its self
Mom?!?!?!?
no. that’s your dad.
Wie eine Presswurst
ja und wie :-/ will man doch nicht sehen
Heilige Scheiße!
WHY GOD, WHY?????
Comment fits perfectly.
she may as well be naked. there’s a freaking vag lip hanging out!! who let her buy this thing?? isn’t it illegal?
Shrunk in the wash?
wait a sec.. you were actually inspecting her pubic area close enough to see that?
My eyes naturally followed the lines of the bathing suit, and it’s not that hard to see akshully. Makes me wonder… shave or wax? God Bless whoever may have to wax that thing.
this is primary example as to why it should be required by state or federal that in order to buy certain items you must have a certification of some sort legalizing you to use it. this would save many people from such horrifying sights
She SHOULD have gone naked…saved herself the tan lines!
agree
Would have been more modest, too.
Linda Lovelace no longer has use for the orange suit.
Holy….. mother…. of…. god!!!
UGH!!!
(what has been seen cannot be unseen)
that image will never be erased from my mind….
internet WIN!!
swimming FAIL!!
Holy crap, this is definatly extremely disgusting!
YUMMY!!
Agghhhh……quite honestly i would rather watch my grandparents have sex than see this….eww….
That cannot be believed.
that… is turning me on! Where do your grandparents live?
Never mind that, gas anybody else noticed it kinda looks like a face?
Doubtful.
hmm yerim seni yerim
and i thouhgt i had seen all
i guess here the term milf hits hard
I’d hit that
fo sho
4 sho
fail
i wanna see what the back looks like
agreed
::Throws up in my mouth a little::
Holy crap. If there’s a back, we may never see again. My eyes may shut and refuse to ever open again.
omg it´s not funny at all O.o
she’s 3 months late for horrorween.
The guy who uploaded it is called baconhead2005 you think thats a fetish thing??? I mean why else would any reasonable man or woman snap this shot????? Though i must admit i agree with goods in saying, “I’d hit that!” and I wanna see the back too. >,<
MILF or GMILF?!?!?
more like
FMZILF
(fat molested zombie)
Interesting you wanna ILF a FMZ???
Not so much disgusting, but kind of pathetic…
My eyes!! They Burn!!
OH, SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! MAKE ME UNSEEN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111oneoneoneeleven
10 0011 10 10 1 Periodic table with a center piece of mind!
10 0011 10 10 1!!!!!
the shackles of atomatons will shatter like their bones!
It was part of a slideshow
Funny comment fail
he was confused because this pic made him so horny. i could write an excuse if you want me too
*head explodes in horror*
*female version of the mankini
Oh, no, that’s brought back memories of Sacha Baron Cohen wearing it! AAAAAAH!!!!
*screams and runs out of room, shrieking “It should be illegal to wear that, it should be illegal to wear that”*
So which is worse?
My vote Mankini I am afraid, yes this woman looks stoooopid, but at least she is not hairy, and there is no crotch bulge…….
Apologies I just made myself a little queasy.
I preferred it on Borat actually. It was bulging with masculinity. This one is just bulging.
Perfect example of a moose knuckle
i like her just fine…in the words of sir mixalot. baby got back
This could be alot worse, at least she had the foresight to wax……
…but not to wear that abomination.
? I see no snowman.
Bumbles bounce!
nice photo i like it tanks waww
That makes it even worse.
Beached whale! Beached whale!
Kill it! Kill it!
“Someone ate my friend then put on her bathing suit”
Is there a back view
(very funny commenters here, good work men)
Ahem.
It seems Smythe here has completely forgotten DW, Avis, Mookie, Ryannon, Loz, Ms B, Judy, LGB, K@ and other respected, intelligent and hilarious female members of this community.
His loss.
no, he got it pretty much right. in order to be a funny comment it must make people laugh and all those listed did almost the opposite of that so bravo men, bravo
Damn… i’d prolly hit that, dont know what you all on about.
Admit it, you guys like it.
Ohh the pain! THE PAIINN!!!
*Dunks head in bucket of bleach*
Unfortunate. Sometimes more is more.
The love of Borat’s life!
Website fail! This scares me from checking the site until it scrolls off the first page…(reaches for sick bag).
Oh come on. She’s not that bad. (That bathing suit isn’t doing her any favors, but there’s nothing wrong with how she looks other than that.)
^^ what he said.
She hadn’t had sex for over a decade I’m sure of it
and you are still a virgin, i’m sure of it.
hahah, ^zinger^
You’re a 13-year-old brat, I’m sure of it.
I would hit that twice!
you’d have no choice
|the kid|
Seen above : Last made picture before the Titanic sank
“ICEBERG AHEAD!” BOOM!
Titanic goes blub blub
Today’s the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
Airplane reference ftw!
You don’t hang around here often, do you?
This is practically a daily occurence.
A whale with bikini! Greenpeace, where are you? Roll it back to the ocean before more lives will be destroyed.
ass
i’d hit it. Boom Chkka Wow Wow. . . .
I agree she should have chosen a different suit (one with about 3x as much fabric) but she is NOT that fat! She has either had a child or lost a lot of weight. Either are part of a life well-lived. Newsflash for you 18 yr olds who have never seen a belly in real life – this IS what adult women look like!
I’m an adult and I know a number of adult women. They do not look like this. Move out of the trailer park, perhaps to a healthier country.
hole
I highly doubt you’ve ever seen a naked woman in person.
she should have just left the suit off. It would have been better. Oh, and also? suit off, bodily hair on. IMO. Either cover it up, or uncover it completely. This is just wrong. Poor woman
Yep, that’s about the size of it, all right…
I see plenty of 18 year olds on the street that look a lot worse than this. The suit looks cheezy, my guess is she’s wearing to make some guy happy. She looks like a normal human, people.
This was my thought as well – this was probably at the request of her bf/husband/whatever. And you know, if he digs her body well enough to like the idea of it being shown off a little, I’m cool with that.
that makes one
That’s funny, I would have said she has GAINED a lot of weight. People usually start out small you know. And a newsflash for you – I’m an adult woman and weigh 50 kilos (ca 110 pounds). Yet wouldn’t wear that abomination.
Yeah, that’s an abomination, and she shouldn’t have worn it – and about where I stop agreeing with you.
Before you start sneering at women who aren’t sticks, you MIGHT want to consider that, unless you’re 5 ft 0 or LESS, you’re considered quite underweight. Might want to look at yourself before you go bodysnarking on someone else. She may have crap for fashion sense, but in reality, most of us look something like that with our clothes off.
I’ll let you get back to your dinner of dry lettuce.
It’s OK, no one would want to see you in it, either.
No, adult women do not look like this. I’m a fat adult woman, and even MY body doesn’t look like that. Even if it IS what some women look like, she’s opening herself up to criticism because she’s wearing string and scraps rather than a real suit. I agree with others: nudity would have been less frightening and more modest!
lol thats sooo sexy!!!
NOT
Not one of you deserves to live long enough to understand why there’s no joke here. But almost all of you will anyway, so someday when you see yourself on failblog just for having the body you live in, remember how you never had any compassion and thought your 3rd grade humor was sophisticated. Oh I get it, your Dad was a baboon and Mom was a hyena. My bad. Carry on.
Personally being a real woman, I appreciate a real womans form, trussed up like a pork joint however, not quite as attractive, she would in fact look better naked.
Ah, the “no real woman is healthy” excuse. I like that one.
What?
Funny. I didn’t read the word “healthy” anywhere in her post. I think she was talking more along the lines of not being a stick figure, maybe?
Thank you.
You are very much correct in your assumption.
(walking 6 miles a day and 3 hours of karate a week are more than enough healthy for me)
And, even a decent exercise program like that wouldn’t take away the stretch marks that people are mainly reacting to (and at a level that just 1 childbirth would give, speaking from experience). Suit choice fail, not body fail.
Yup, agreed.
When you are right, you are correct!
Woah, woah, woah. I may not have the body of Greek Godess, but I certainly have the sense to wear more than an orange napkin in public. If this lady was even wearing a normal bikini, she would not be on this website.
Hey, Heba, just a minor correction. You should have said AMERICAN Goddess, because the lady in the swimsuit HAS the body of a Greek Goddess. And the Roman ones too. Unlike modern Americans, historical Greeks thought women looked sexier “chubbier”.
There’s a difference between firm chub and gross, loose flab. I see now why many South American women wear bindings after having a baby–it keeps bellies like that from happening.
nope, im pretty sure if she wasn’t wearing this one she’d be wearing one of equal stupidity. so yes, yes she would be on this website with another excellent fail..
It is not about what she looks like. It is about a poorly considered choice for packaging.
I am sure she would look fine in a swimsuit THAT WASN’T AN INCREDIBLY STUPID CHOICE!!!
Yep. That suit is just… heinous.
I was going to say this as well, but wanted to see how many others had already done so first. It’s not the body, it’s the packaging that’s the fail – just not a flattering look for her. So perhaps a fashion-sense fail?
So you guys are saying that if somebody who could wear a size 0 wore this swimsuit, you’d still consider it a fail?
Yes. There is no right person to wear this .. thing.
chill, they are not laughing at the body so much as they are laughing at that suit on that body. Face it, if she didn’t want to be noticed she would have picked a different, less extreme suit. and having INVITED public critique she (nor you) have no right to whine it isn’t the kudos she wanted.
somethings should be illegal. this is definatly 1 of them.
No, it isn’t.
r u sick? thats a very sexy woman. in fact, i got horny right after seeing this picture!
Agreed.
why is that happening? ew.
This is totally a FAIL. Orange doesn’t fit her!
Correct, making a swimsuit out of the rind of one orange and some licorice string was a bad idea.
my eyes! the goggles do nothing!
I’ve seen worse.
I’ve done worse……
Are you sure its not painted on ??? [ Shudders ]
Maybe. Think of Rolf saying “do you know what it is yet?”
I would rolf.
I’m attracted to her brain, that’s the only reason i’d hit that really hard from the back.
fing disgusting pigs
THERE SHE BLOWS!!!
harmless? No, brainless, heartless, and all a-hole.
aw, comeon. All these whale comments? she isn’t that fat. She is foolish, and DOESN’T have a bikini body, and shouldn’t have worn that suit. But seriously…I agree with whoever said “pathetic more than disgusting” (though it is pretty disgusting) That poor woman…I feel bad for her.
Perhaps she lost a bet.
She’s not fat; some toning is in order. However, as mentioned, if she wore a remotely normal bathing suit she would never have ended up on here. She could easily wear a tankini and look fine. What on God’s green earth compelled her to wear that?! Though, also as mentioned, meticulous grooming, at least. lol
Would.
My eyes! The googles do nothing!
On a scale of 0-1, she’s clearly a 1.
ICKYYYY!!! EWWW!!!
GET IT OFF OF MY BRAINN!!!!
*crys*
*Sobs*
Why, bro? Why??
what brain?
I would wear that!
I can never un-see that………
Hope you go blind.
Some of these people with the whale comments need to get out more. Other than some needed toning on het belly she’s not bad. She just needs to find a new bathing suit before her vag falls out.
If it’s okay for a skinny young woman it’s okay for every woman, don’t like it? Then tell the young women you do like to see it on to cover up.
I have an issue with the double standard about attire for all body shapes, she just looks like a real woman and a mom, not some underfed prepubescent air head.
But I like the underfed prepubescent air heads……
Twit!
*slaps*
Thanks for sharing. (vomits)
That “bathing suit” would suit no-body.
) women.
I would be more than willing to say that to her face, and the face of any thin apparently beautiful (in the eyes of the media
The bathing suit is a spectacular fail, she is not.
wrong, that could be a sexy ass suit on a sexy ass women, shes not but still wore it. this is an all around fail, get over it
Incorrect. That suit would look ridiculous on anyone. Get over it.
Agreed. Anything that leaves half the labia hanging out is not a suit, it’s a crime.
Exactly – if she were 15 years younger and about 25 lbs. thinner, everyone would be going “ZOMG WANNA HIT THAT ASRHJSEJKG.” :eyeroll:
I agree that this suit is very unflattering, but all the beached whale comments make me wonder how the men who posted them will feel in a few years when they are even more flabby than this mom, and can no longer lure in the anorexic college girls.
Kudos to this woman, she probably lives a full life and doesn’t waste her time preening and perfecting her outside. If all you have to go on are looks, you’re going to be stretched thinner than that orange fabric before you know it.
The “beached whale” comments were not posted by men. They were posted by boys.
You’re right, this woman does have a good body for her age, but… seriously?? You think she lives a full life not wasting time on her looks?? She’s trying to fit into that ridiculous bathing suit, for heaven’s sake! She’s trying to relive her youth when she might have been able to pull that thing off, and is completely concentrated on her looks! If she was aware of her age, she would have worn something sensible and not a bunch of threads that ride up in all the wrong places.
Maybe she just has really, really bad fashion sense. :shrug:
This is fashion sense fail. I think if she wore a normal bikini she would look classy and pretty. Im not sure that bikini would look ‘nice’ on anyone its pretty hideous especially the colour :S
BWAHAHAHA!!
Thanks, that was funny!
I find her hot. I’m 28 and like older women. And skinny woman are unattractive IMO. Some weight is good. Fail blog is superficial!
Not woman, bathing suit….
Why the feck would you shave a water fowl.
Weirdo.
^This is why they arrested him back in ’91.
Lolfeck.
my eyes. . . . i think my nightmares will be filled with loose bathing suits. kill me now.
where do you live?
FIRST !!
At least her bum has been/will be in contact with water…
What? Thats hot. you got issues….
…wow. I don’t know what’s creepier, the pic, or the fact that I was able to stare at it for a good five seconds without flinching.
FIRST!
Anyone know how to make this site SFW automatically? I don’t want to open it and have to click ‘g-rated’ every time I look at work (yeah, I know I’m a slacker) because even having pics like this one up for a few seconds can cause problems where I work…
Bookmark a link to the “g-rated” page…?
My eyesight was bad enough, but this made it worse.
I just ran out of vomit…
You know, it’s not even that she’s so hideous and fat. She really isn’t THAT bad. But good lord, that bathing suit is so horribly unflattering that she looks absolutely disgusting.
There’s nothing wrong with loving your body, even if it isn’t what’s traditionally considered attractive, but at least dress it in a way that’s flattering. Yeesh.
Rightly said. If she wore a bikini that covered her pubic area completely and supported her boobs, she’d be fine.
I don’t get why there are people saying she looks horrible when she really doesn’t ^^;
Because it’s a matter of opinion? I don’t think SHE’S hideous, but I do think that suit is horrid.
Shes got an ok body for a real woman….the costume is for a fake woman though and should never be seen outside a comic book or play boy party!!!
I think you nailed that one on the head. a body like that is the mark of a true woman. If someone needs a barbie figure, they can go buy a barbie.
I’m sick of this ‘real woman’ crap anyone born with the parts IS a real woman.
Who let her go out like that? Her husband? A friend? Seriously.
I don’t think she’s that unattractive. It’s just the WRONG swimsuit for her.
…and anyone else, for that matter.
I can’t stop staring at her. It’s hypnotic. Kinda wish this was a video.
** snork **
If she wears that, it’s because she doesn’t care of what all of you think. her left hand says she’s married. One guy love her like that, and the kid they have is in good health, i’m sure.
For the ones who don’t like the suit, sorry but do you go bathsuit shopping sometime? it’s like manifacturers ignore this part of the girl population. Being a girl, you always have to be in the good suit, perfect fit, and always be cute. You are young and skinny, then all the shopping center is for you. you are obese? go to the usa. you are not a teen but not a 60y/o either, you were skinny but never been obese just pregnant, where do you shop? fashion sucks.
and right now, she laught at you, because she had this trip in the carribean, her kid was happy to play in the sand, her husband was horny just at looking at her. So, for her:
The good time she had is a win
her self-estime is a win
Her wedding ring is a win
her family is a win
the guy who invented this bathing suit for WoW’s elf thinking it was a good idea to propose it at the population of the real Earth:he is the Big fail.
Fial = Fail
you, instead, are a complete win
the fact that you are spending so much time on failblog and posting 40 percent of this thread’s comments, yet recieving not even one reply, shows that yoy are desperate for attention
and since you fail to recieve it in real life, you attempt to do so in the internet
the greatest fail in this thread is not the picture, it’s you
perhaps i’m wrong, but that’s just the first impression you give
“we all are”? Please, don’t tar us sane, decent, intelligent, coherent Failbloggers with the same brush as yours.
But, this isn’t just any Tar, this is M&S Free-Range Tarmacadam…
:[
wait… we have to be sane?
dang… and just when I was gonna go out and hunt some free range M&M’s. …
HEAR HEAR miyi! Best comment so far.
Thanks, miyi! What’s really disgusting: this discussion, the fact that somebody posted a private photo and exposed this woman to this hate fest. Yes, she has a peculiar fashion taste, but that’s her personal choice. I’ve seen worse at several beaches, but hey, whatever, that’s human nature … Imagine idiots chasing you with their camera, just to humilate you in public, here, on failblog. (why didn’t the uploader at least blur her face?)
I will take you more seriously when you L2spell.
Couldn’t have said it better!!
what are you drinking that you wake up in the morning and think to yourself… i look sexy in this…..
Mum?
She is hot, I am not.
My eyes will sue me for abuse.
she just looks like shr just had a child and her skin hasn’t re-tightened…. or she lost a bit of weight… but not that bad honestly not failblog material
and she still has her hospital band on…
but look at her neck and arms. she isn’t a normally fat person
The outfit is a fail no matter how much she weighs. It definatly doesn’t show her good parts off either.
*uses eye bleach* *passes eye bleach*
Her body isn’t that bad at all, really. Still, that bathing suit isn’t at all flattering to her figure (only a Playboy Bunny could pull it off) and I couldn’t imagine wanting to wear it.
what I can’t figure out is; either that’s an amusment park band on her wrist, or a hospital band???
This is not nice. The ugly face of the Internet (not of the lady). You could at least make her face unrecognizable.
I usually love the Fail-blog, but this one is off.
Spell my name right!
There will be precipitation!
Well, give how she’s dressed, she obviously wants people to look at her …
CLOWN-PACKING GOBLIN!!!
Eye bleach won’t cut it, we will still remember what we all saw
Whoa! What the heck happened to Kate Moss
She ate breakfast.
Damn it! My eyes bled all over my laptop!
I’d like to see the dallas cowboys wear that!!
I’d rather see the Dallas Cowboys’ Cheerleaders wear that.
same difference. their all women.
same difference.
what I don’t get get is that people that are overweight wear bikinis. The number one reason for a bikini is the show off the body, am I wrong? I gag all the time when overweight people were bikinis are you should be able to be the judge if you should wear one or not, its really just gross. This suit here I honestly think its suck and wrong on the women and on any women much over weight. Now if this suit was on a skinny women I think it was look hot, not on someone that doesnt take care of their body.
Excuse me, but being skinny is not “taking care of” a body. Skinny is just as hazardous as overweight. This woman here is not overweight. Chubby, yes. And why shouldn’t she show off her body? It’s beautiful!
fat fat fat fat fatty fatty fat fat!
fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fatty fatty fatty!
Heeeeeeeeere fatty fatty fatty!
I’ve got cheeze doodles and chocolate syrup!!
SOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I agree with Tabitha. I get annoyed when I hear a skinny stick chick say “there shouldn’t be over weight models, that promotes an unhealthy life style”
NO. It is actually BETTER to have a little extra weight, more healthy.
Who are you to say what this woman can and can’t wear?
who are you, the bikini police? Overweight, underweight, we all have the right to wear what we want. Don’t look if you don’t want to.
I can’t believe the people who are saying she has a “good body for a real woman.” She does not. I mean, I guess it’s in what kind of woman you’re attracted to, but I’m really tired of hearing the “real women have curves” argument. There’s curves (think Salma Hayek) and then there’s out of shape and overweight, which this woman clearly is.
Although I don’t think they put her on failblog because of her size. It’s the suit that is the real fail. What is that contraption? Eesh
Not even a good choice on this chick.
http://www.skinbikini.com/i/monokini/by0740-3.JPG
I heartily agree. This woman is not particularly unattractive, but that abominable orange “suit” certainly is. It’s green cousin is just as hideous.
Dammit…
*its
Grammar fail.
Me three. Green see-thru mesh monokini = fail on ANY body. You might as well go naked, at least then you don’t get silly tan lines.
Dude, out of shape? How do you know she can’t do backbends? Or run a few miles? I have a daily exercise regime that keeps me fit, but I’m sure as hell not skinny. Not even as small as his girl. But I’m not out of shape, not by a long shot.
That’s were the “real women have curves” argument comes in. The girls that are skinny skinny either have a messed up metabolism which requires them to eat three times as much and still not gain any weight — and usually they have problems during pregnany, diabetes, and problems with their kidneys and livers — or have an eating disorder.
Those with a good exercise schedule and eat normal, healthy portions tend to be bigger. At 5’8″, a size 3 is small. Even according to doctors and dietricians.
At least she shaved.
I’m shaving my retinas as I speak/type.
That would be a terrible idea, EB. Your retina is at the back of your eye, and contains all the rod and cone cells required for sight.
If you shaved them, you would be able to see this pi-
Oh. Carry On.
wouldn’t!
*shave retinas for punishment*
*sends Eb and Jon to the FailBlog Eye Transplant Clinc, for replacement of retinas and removal of horrifying im@ge of woman in borat mank-*
*removes retinas*
Great. Just great. I guess this is what they call “the blind leading the blind”.
I would
This should be in Hawtness.
Well, she’s certainly a Woman of WTF…
WHY?? It’s worse than Borat… much much worse.
She is NOT that bad. She could use some cardio but 90% of us could.
Also, if she is freaky enough to wear that suit out in public, think of how naughty she is privately.
No kidding. Her hubby is one lucky, lucky dude.
She’s probably got 40 lbs. on me and is still more confident than I am cuz I’d NEVER have the balls to wear that in public. That’s something to envy right there.
If she DID have the balls to wear that in public, everyone would certainly know!
The suit is a fail, but not the woman wearing it. It’s see through and a joke! I’ve seen handkerchiefs with more fabric!
They should have blanked out her face. Tacky.
What has been seen, can not be unseen!
I don’t see what the big deal is. She’s a little chubby, but who cares? She’s not bad-looking. It would be a FAIL if it was a morbidly obese woman wearing this.
you sound fat too.
Making excuses for fatties is enabling them.
Dont give them a reason to think it’s ok to be fat.
I hope you are always slim and trim yourself, twit. Fit and fat are not mutually exclusive. she’s not bad and if she’s gonna wear that in public, in private she may be …
She’s nasty.
She looks like saran wrap filled with cottage cheese.
Stop making excuses for these people.
Enabling someones body dysmorphia is not healthy.
Obvious Troll is Obvious.
This disorder is called Body Dysmorphic Disorder and is centers around a heightened sense of self-consciousness and anxiety of public ridicule. So you, ANON, are the one exasorbating someone’s BDD.
Congrats on being single for the rest of your life.
Oh and you are -in fact- a MOFO
Love
-K.
Why do people say we shouldn’t support people being over weight, yet its okay to be way too slim?
There is unhealthy on both ends of the spectrum. And while I don’t find anything about this picture attractive, ya know what? GOOD for her.
Why should she give a damn what anyone thinks? Why tell people they can or can’t wear something just because YOU don’t like it. Go wear whatever you want and let the rest of the world be the same.
Personally I’d rather se this than ribs and hip bones jutting out, swimsuit hanging loosely like a garbage bag.
I’m 5ft1 and 135 pounds so, before you say this, Nope, I’m not fat.
Yes you are. By a good thirty pounds. If being fat’s so A-okay, why are you trying to pretend you’re not?
No I’m not. I fit well within my BMI. I have a size 16 inch waist.
Naw, I was once 100…then 115 pounds. I hd nothing on my chest or hips.
I’ve got natural breasts that a 5ft1 woman of 100 pounds would kill for. Its why women get breast implants, because at 100 pounds. I was nothing but ribs.
Another thing, You are judging solely on weight. You have no idea how much of that is muscle retard.
Oops, make that 26 inch waist. Typos. LOL.
PS: A size 6 is far from being overweight or fat. There are people who would love to be my size, and women who inject and implants god knows what into their lips/cheeks/breasts/ buttocks to have my shape.
Body fat= Breasts and hips. Doesn’t make one fat.
The problem here isn’t the girl. She looks fine. The problem is that terrible “swimsuit”! It wouldn’t look good on anyone. And the tan lines you’d get from that …
That swimsuit is a fail. She failed by default. I’m a size 4 and I wouldn’t let that near my body. I have bigger underwear than that…
That’s Gross!!! Thank God it’s just the front view!!!
ok, the fail here is the simple fact that that suit was most definately a junior’s size and im guessing it was a small. the fact that a suit designed like this could come in child sizes is disturbing. and that she felt it did her form justice. bad choice of swimwear for 99% of everyone.
I say again… Design fail.
Yeah, junior size. Probably designed for some 8 year old.
…trying to attract a pedophile by showing off her crotch, no less. (barf)
you’re completely wrong. it was a nice normalsized swimsuit but nobody thought to prewash it. now she comes out of the water, it’s suddenly shrunk and horribly discolored. a true gentleman would have rushed to her rescue with a big towel to cover her misfortune
please take this down
*looks at comments, looks at picture, looks at comments, looks at picture* she actually looks fine just picked a bad suit. shes actually kind of attractive. you guys are crazy. and the suit would look banging on a young fit model with a tan. the bright orange dose not look good on a pale complexion but someone with a golden tan it enhances the color.
I’m not going to talk about my real body ( that’s only for my bf ;P ) but I once ran around in a swimsuit very similar to this in Saints Row 2 ( video game, like Grand Theft Auto ) and I can tell you, even with my impossible sexy lady character with a tiny waist a big boobs, my character still looked like a retard XD It had the same childish fun value of running around with a silly hat and no clothes on.
Maybe this lady is doing it for shits and giggles too?
She has a sick sense of humour…
WOW i love the borat’s swimsuit.
(i wish we have a new picture of here back xD)
i thought it was a man at first!
This is more effective than a cold shower.
AH SHIT MA EYES!!!
THEY BURN!!!
Wash your hands after you go to the loo and you’ll avoid the risk.
Not seeing the fail. Because DAMN I’d hit it.
um rachels a girls name i thought?
Lesbians can’t hit it?
Yes, it’s a girl’s name. Yes, I’m a lesbian. And if this woman swung that side of the fence, hell yes I’d tap that.
What has been seen… Cannot be unseen.
GAH!!
*Didn’t avert eyes*
*Turns to stone*
Fashion fail. :/
ohhh that so gross if i saw that in real (not in picture) I would probiply call the police
My eyes!!!!!!
Ive paid for Worse
I mean, okay, so she is a little overweight… but seriously… that thing?!? why not a normal bikini… I think it is mostly the crotch region that makes it so bad… okay it is totally the crotch region that makes it that bad… I don’t understand some peoples logic.
First off: her face should have been obscured our blurred out. If this woman found out she was portrayed on Fail-Blog, she would be humiliated. Second: I personally find this attractive. At least she shaved in all the right areas to wear that bikini.
I Hate everyone who wrote negative comments about this woman. I think she looks very attractive.
If you are so retarded that you let the media actually change what you find sexy, you are pathetic and hopeless.
She looks good to me. Methinks most of the negative posters on here have yet to finish puberty.
You are probably fat as well.
My body mass index is 24.
I am a 34 year old professor at a business school
Agreed. The swimsuit itself is hideous, but the woman in it is HOT; she has a gorgeous Renaissance figure going on. I seriously don’t get the obsession we have with the half-starved supermodel look .
Some of us want to live past our 40s without having a major heart attack. Not that this woman is morbidly obese, but I wouldn’t call this healthy.
Women who weigh too little can also die of heart attacks and not make it past their 20′s as well.
Yeah, but now you’re confusing slim women who practise sports with anorexic ones.
Thin women are at a higher risk of osteoporosis. They are more likely to get a bone fracture that can land them in a nursing home for the rest of their lives…
MOAR!!
SAUCE PLOX!
Are you implying that people actually use cricket bats?
I’d hate to be her and find my picture on failblog…
And is that hair on her stomach???
post-pregnancy wrinkles.
I agree with every comment here.
Epic Cameltoe!!!!!!
ok, srsly failblog? i almost don’t want to go here anymore.
It just occurred to me (after fourth visit back to look at her) that maybe she’s a nudist and making a point. The point is that sometimes no clothes are better than bad clothes.
Maybe it’s some sort of calendar shoot for “what not to wear” or something.
Maybe it’s a movie set and this is the embarrassing grandma/mistress/mom character.
disgustipating
one good wave and that suit’s gone forever into the bowels of…her.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor thing – you can see it’s starting to cut into its flesh. It’s in for a slow, painful death.
Please, please, please! Cut your six pack rings before discarding them…
That’s Hot.
“Arrr… this’ll replace the whale in me dreams!”
oh lord.. i can see her nipple.
WTF KILL IT FAST !!!
Worse than 2012.
At least it shaves.
Is she friggen naked?!
Why isnt she on Hawtness??
C’Mon, guys! At least she shaved!
AUGH!
Make me unsee it ;_;
I got it, I figured out what happened. She unexpectedly ended up on a beautiful beach one day, like, a GORGEOUS beach, she hadn’t planned to be there originally and didn’t bring a swimsuit. Her friend says, no prob, I’ve got an extra bikini that you can use, in the trunk, it’s a little weird and orange and all, but you should totally use it. Woman puts it on, says, I don’t know, I feel ridiculous in this. Friend says, You look fine! besides we’re just going to run right into the water and nobody will see anyway! COME ON! Woman looks at the water and it looks SO BEAUTIFUL and TEMPTING and COOL and she says, oh, okay, I guess so, I’ll just dash in really quick – and I’ll dash out really quick afterwards – nobody’ll see, right?
PS I am in the camp of, she is fine, it’s just a sucky bikini. She would look fine in a normal bikini, let’s see, I’d recommend a halter-top and the kind of bottom that has about 1.5″ sides, with ties on the sides, waistband a different pattern than the rest of the bottom….There is an art to this….
the orange bikiniki is lacking in art.
Folks, don’t worry about the woman’s self-esteem if she discovers her picture here. She’s obviously an adult, and therefore far less likely to take any lasting harm from a bunch of anonymous adolescents.
I don’t think she’s fat. Maybe she could use a little toning, but couldn’t most of us? She actually looks pretty thin, but the swimsuit is just very unflattering. It’s a pretty lady in an ugly, ill-fitting suit, so I say swimsuit designer fail!!!
I done care if it’s freakin megan fox-NO ONE should wear that bathing suit.
Halle Berry… mmmmmm.
Not even her.
This, is a Photo-shop job, my guess …. is that the women is actually Nude, (which is just Even more Frightening) But if you look, the strap’s don’t leave any Indents in the fatty tissue that is the skin, As well, the shadow’s don’t change with the Depth …. but i might be wrong and Some women around 40, might actually where this in public
Yes! Agreed! 100% You are correct! You win the intrawebs!
She isn’t really all that curvy just because she has some weight on her.. curves = body shape, not body weight…
Thought I’d mention that after reading the comments.
OK…let’s see, the problem is clearly that the suit is too small and doesn’t suit her, to the people that say this wouldn’t look good on anyone; no some women could pull it off, to the people who say chubby women are still attractive; I agree, the problem here is that this woman has a FACE LIKE A BUCKET OF SMASHED CRABS!
that cant even be considered a bathing suit! it doesnt meet the requirements!!
I agree with most of this comment, except for the beginning. That suit isn’t showing of “a little skin”…
Whoever keeps posting pics like this needs to know that there is a separate cheezburger site for these.
I’m not complaining about the body, she looks fine and healthy….but please, a little modesty wouldn’t go astray!
I see BACON on her belly!
Jesus… Who MAKES these things? I have a hard time picturing ANYONE looking good in that. As far as I’m concerned, if you’re going to wear as little as that, you should just go the whole way and not wearing anything.
She’s sexy and she knows it
Its not that she is unattractive. All of you can make jokes about her size and shape, but oh wait, I forgot that everyone here is a supermodel or married to one. A lot of you would still make fun of her if she wore something more conservative, but then again many of you will probably end up with someone less attractive as well. At least give her this much, she probably is fun in the sack if she’s daring enough to wear that.
That being said, very bad suit choice.
she looks just fine, but whatever possessed her to put that ON? she must have brain farts or something……
Wow, that’s just an average woman, and yet all the hate… I’d like to see what you’re all sleeping with. I’m sorry all your supermodel girlfriends have spoiled you. I hope that poor woman never sees these comments. And, no, that bathingsuit isn’t illegal, and she might not even be in America, but very possibly Europe where nude beaches are very very popular.
I study art history, and I completely disagree with EVERYONE on here who seems to think that she would have been considered attractive in ancient times. Have any of you ever actually seen a Greek or Roman sculpture? Those women are not a size zero by any means, but neither are they anything like this woman here. Underneath their curves, they are all very obviously toned and in good shape. Take a close look at the shoulders, arms, and even the belly of a Greek female nude. You can clearly see how toned they really are. Unlike the eye bleach lady, who simply has rolls and saggy breasts.
On a side note, does anyone else find this whole no-pubes thing disgusting?? Not that I want to see bush peeking out of this suit here LOL. The fact people make swimsuits so small you HAVE TO WAX kinda irks me. Grown-up have pubes. It’s natural, and looks a lot better than naked droopy whale labia. Ugh!
Meh . . . I’d still hit that.
Self delusional!
I don’t get what is supposed to be unattractive about her…
FUGLY!
Oh,my…her cat must be on fire
NOOOOOOOO THE GOOGLES THEY DO NOTHING QQ
OK, so she’s maybe not 19 anymore, and she could maybe lose a few pounds. But she really isn’t that bad.
The suit is pretty tacky and over the top, though. I wouldn’t mind if it were a supermodel wearing it, however.
Well, no offense, I think she’s hot. Wouldn’t mind being her partner. What so fail about this pic? She’s gorgeous.
C’mon! Nothing’s wrong with this pic. She’s really good looking and if it’s her choice of Swim suit, so be it. Why fail her? Discrimination against women…
Be thankful that she’s showing us what she has.
front wedgy!
I think this woman looks great! I wish I had a curvy body like hers. The swimsuit however, is a style I have never ever seen before.
Have you guys ever seen one like this for sale? My first guess is that this pic was taken in Europe for some reason. I don’t care for the swimsuit, and I think she could have found something a lot more flattering to enhance her pretty body.
Sorry, but, she must be as up her own arse as her cossie is for wearing this scrap of material. Her vanity knows no bounds
I’ve seen a few of these on the beaches here in FL and let me tell you something, they’re always a fashion fail. It’s in the same category with high-water pants and leopard print shorts, some things just look ridiculous no mater who you put them on.
I’d hit it!!!!!!!!!
oh sexy mama
she would look better naked……
I just realized, now seeing this picture on Failblog, what I love about Failblog. It’s (usually) funny without being chauvinistic.
This however was not a funny fail.
Failblog could use their hours to post endless pictures of inappropriate dressing sense and women who don’t fall into a certain physical form that is thought to be desirable.
But Failblog doesn’t do that and I hope it will stay that way!
Putting down the natural female form (like her: maybe at 40 something after childbirth) is simply not funny.
just ridiculous…
She looks better than MY wife.
omfg swimsuit manufacturing fail … the thing shrinks in cold water.
EWEWEWEWEWEWEW
She should lose her weight and then use such clothes
Anyway she must use clothes.
she should lose some weight, before she uses such clothes.
I can’t help it, but the ‘bikini’ seems to be photoshopped on, imho the lady is nude in the original pic
the title makes sense………IT BURNS
At least she waxed.
I’d hit that. She can probably suck the sheets up your ass. Nice shave job, too. Yeah, that swimsuit is not the best choice, tho.
at least she had shaved
I would call this nasty toe
Its a self-awareness fail.
To all the people saying there is nothing wrong with it, let me remind you of fat semi-mongoloid blonde girls cosplaying sailor-moon characters.
Now that you have that mental image, look at the woman in the picture again. And imagine how embarrassed her children may be. Just as you would be if your 57 year old obese mother would come out of the ocean wrapped in a borat-bikini showing her magnificent himalayan scenic-road curves.
NO FAT CHICKS
My first thought was … is that Evangeline Lilly?
Now my boner is gone
Brazillian wax win?
You just don’t as much fabric for the money these days !
Oh My Goodness.
WTF, my computer is running on dialup speed so it isnt too quick in the loading department, i saw the top half the second half loaded i nearly died, HOW DOES SOMEONE EVEN THINK THAT LOOKS GOOD ON THEM
EEWWW fat people are disgusting! I am going to let my gluttonous body visible to the world. sick people in this world….are little chub ok whatever,…this lady has a problem and should be diagnosed with the only treatable cure for people of this nature, for them to stop living!
Fail
*Ugh* Some people have NO class! I mean I’m 115 lbs and even I would NEVER dream of wearing something like this!!
Can’t she just wear a NORMAL swimsuit? Even a tank top would be fine! but THIS!?
I seriously feel like gaging!!
gaging??
got any pics of your 115 in a bikiniki?
LOL! PERV!
Anyone have some bleach that I can use to wash my eyes off with?
At least she is trying.
ITT: Teenage smack-talkers with no relevant experience.
One day when reality catches up with your banal tastes, you’ll realize that this could have been a lot worse. That being said: wardrobe malfunction imminent!
T_T T_T IT BURNS :ninja:
I think that Borat looked better in his.
Oh dear god…
well at least she shaves lol
i just threw up.
This woman isn’t fat- clearly she is just a mom who hasn’t gotten rid of her stretch marks. The bathing suit, though, is an extremely unflattering eyesore.
Why can’t more men be like you?
Because most of us are smarter. …
I’d hit it. So would you. Admit it.
holy shit!!! what a hottie with a body!! i’d tap that!!
0.o NOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This woman has horrible friends.
Some of these comments are incredibly mean. It’s a swimsuit fail, it wasn’t making fun of her body. She does not look that bad, but that swimsuit wouldn’t flatter anyone… This coming from an adult female who has never weighed more than 100 lbs… lol I wouldn’t even wear it.
This is more of a body fail, truthfully. Depending on whether you like the suit style or not. If you look for other examples of pictures of this kind of suit (it’s called a micro mini), you’ll see good looking women in them. More or less, though, the only time this suit looks good on a woman is if the woman would look good naked. This one clearly doesn’t and would get a big thumbs down from me on hawtness.com
Hawtness.com? God, how unbelievably special you must be. And all of you jer offs. If you had a life (and no, I don’t, either), you sure wouldn’t be on the internet all of the time. Does hawtness.com just rate women or do you actually meet them? Superficial dweebs. Please get yourselsves fixed so you don’t reproduce.
Whoever designed such a bathing suit really has to fix it, or else!
Bodypaint fail!
Wouldn’t be so bad if she got rid of her belly hair. D:
Not sure why this is considered a fail. She doesn’t look all that bad to me.
Her body divided by zero… look how its swallowing that swimsuit
They make swimsuits for people like this, they call them tunics.
check this out: supposablynews.wordpress.com/
Wow, a pic of floss swimwear brings out the trolls.
Anon, you’ve forgotten what lulzy means. I am disappoint. So, in a language that you can understand: GTFO mah FB.
She is hot, the geeks FAIL
i’d still hit it
and what’s with the shoe lace belt?
Sadly, my labia would just eat that bathing suit…nom nom nom
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Makes me feel GREAT about myself!
My eyes, they bleed…
heh this wasnt a lmao fail but it was like a woah! FAIL!
I’d do her!
I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little turned on by this.
Nasty.
Not a single comment about the slimming waist band!
See how well it worked, took off ten kilos and no one notice it was even there!
OH GAWD!!!
what is seen cannot be unseen!!!!!
/dies
Oh my lord!
1) Why bother with the swimsuit?
2) I’d hit that. Yum. Real woman.
i think that’s my ex, although she looks a little younger than i expected
That looks really uncomfortable.
She’s not ugly or fat. She’s just not skinny or done up. The bathing suit is the fail, not her. I mean I like her body. And this picture doesn’t really leave anything to the imagination… At least she shaves
One word:
HOT.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
?????????WHYYYYY?????????
That would be a GREAT suit – on someone else. It’s a ridiculous suit for her overall shape. She’d look better – a lot better – naked.
she is hot. i want to eat her out so bad
That should be ilegal.
Oh come on guys, i think we all know that eye bleach wont help you. Eyes are like really really brittle glass, and seeing this is sort of like taking a hammer and repeatedly hammer the shit out of it…
I would pay to be allowed to eat that bathing suit.
Mmmmmmm.
You’d still be hungry after.
What I just don’t get about this…uh…garment? No. Swimsuit? No. Just don’t know. What is the waist string all about? Why is it smaller in places where it should be larger, and then there are random bits of fabric where there needn’t necessarily be any and could certainly be put to better use elsewhere?
I’d tap it.
the suit looks like it’s been drawn on to her body.
MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!!
ARGH its burned into my retinas
Thanks…
I lost my eye sight after viewing this.
Oh god noooooo
I think my eyes are bleeding and my ears are reacting to the sound of my blood vessels popping, so they’re also ringing and I’m pretty sure I just threw up in my mouth, just a little.
WOA That’s the second grossest thing I’ve ever seem compared to the fat lady naked at the beach…
Regardless of her body shape\ or her idea of “living life” ….Does she even know she ended up here? O.O and ew @ all the “omg hump hump” comments up there X_X Personally.. I think its wrong to wear that.. unless you’re posing for some fetish magazines..
When the plain goes down over water the life preserver goes around the neck pull the small string and it will inflate. dont use it as a swim suit. I will never be the same.
Sorry I mean plane. im still in shock
Is it just me or does she look like Keanu Reeves?
I’d hit it… with a brick.
one pic and so many bad words…
All I got to say is THANK GOD you don’t have a picture of her from the back!!!!
Borat v2.0
what has been seen cannot be unseen!
Well, At least he can’t see her s
Never mind, I can see her s
OMG SHES EATING THE BATHING SUIT! lol jk really i am just kidding
Hey, lady! That’s not how you’re supposed to floss!
I just knocked one out to her!!!
Wicked sick
lool sexy ^_-
That’s even more worse than Lady Gaga
The man shouldn’t wear that …….nono
i find this really really hot
i cummed to this
Hell yes
she has a hot body
Anyone know where I can meet this woman? I would definitely like osme of that.
Anyone know where I can meet this woman? I would definitely like some of that.
Bleach isn’t strong enough, you need hydrochloric acid!
she looks amazing.
DDDD
good to see someone has my body, and is stupid enough to flaunt it in that way. I dont know whether to say good on her or be willing to pay her to keep her clothes on for a change!!!
Is very very sexy…..
This really looks like a photo-shop over a nude.
AAAH!!! MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!! but yeah, someone stop her before she starts wearing it EVERYWHERE!!!!
I’m getting real horny from her