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A stanning difference!
Jean splicing?
Does Jean know?
Jeanettes no profit in knowing.
if that’s a pun, it sucks.
Was I just flogged by a noutt?
Lucky it wasn’t a cat with 9 tales! (I hear they sit you down and tell you all of them)
*offers Marius some tannin balm*Tanks o fuzzy ghost, but my dilemma is only half salved.
These cattales, be they the scourge of Moors?
*offers Marius some dilemma aid: Un Chien Andalou*
(Let me know if you need s'mores.)Flail me no moor with your eye opening logic. The dog will have his day.
dude, that was really, really, most utterly, gay.
I like being happy.
And she’s not a dude.
gay isn’t a choice. its a lifestyle
Actually, it’s a sexual orientation.
the most common fail around the world ar summer time. i’ve seen worse though. much worse. And once you’ve seen it, you can’t unsee it. bleargh
Anyone consider that he wasn’t trying to tan. That maybe he work for a living out in the sun?
Roofers often end up with tans like that.
Check the right hand– the backs of the fingers are white, too … implies gloves. I think Kristopher has got it! ding ding ding ding!
Thank you! I was really wondering how he managed to do that… now it makes sense!
Exactly. My father farms for his primary source of income, and he looks almost exactly like that. Jeans and no shirt is the norm for him all summer long. No amount of tanning can account for 10 hour days in the sun. And shorts are not an option either do the work involved.
I was going to make a similar comment about roofers, being that I am one.
I wear high-ish boots with proper socks and then shorts. So my tan is like this guys, except I have a section on my calf.
I also have the racoon tan going, sunglasses are burnt into my face, no need to get them tattooed on.
Srsly, guys, hit the SPF. That’s a real skin cancer risk, even if you tan.
How do you mess that up?
He didn’t. The tan lines are perfect.
He had a full lower body transplant
Guess its a building site worker…
Lack of foresight on jobsite.
Working naked will usually get you fired.
Petty, I know.
He wasn’t naked: he had waders on.
Well at least he’s at the right place to fix it…
this is actually not a tan its a case against interracial marriage
*Feeds Daniel to the lions*
Half man, half lobster.
All delicious.
You should butter him up before you chow down.
I sea what you did there.
(Norton's manic seaman semantics.)Chips ahoy matey!
how on earth is this possible???
A bad leak in his microwave?
You should always check your vegetables during preparation.
You could end up a Leakey subject.
Working outside wearing jeans and no shirt. Wearing jeans out of necessity, and no shirt because it’s hot as hell.
He forgot to bring his trunks to the beach so he tanned in his pants.
Then he took them off.
I think he’s in his undies in that pic.
Yes, all my undies have a hip pocket, for my wallet, on the too!
lol
yay , evryone has single messages
wow – exactly half his skin cells are in trauma
…and the other half were in the dark about it untill now.
But we are here to shed some light on it.
*Does not want to see the pale moon light*
Another victim of a half-baked scheme left holding the bag.
And if I refuse?
As I suspected, an empty threat.
So I’m left with a hollow victory?
*Good morning Judy Squeeze*
No, but it does put a hole in my plans.
It puts a vacant look in my eyes.
Me, i’m just a lawnmower – you can tell me by the way i walk.
CyberChrist?
BeeGeesus?*goes off on a tan gent*
Top of the morning K@?
*Tans hide*
Alloha, how does this fine/sunny/cloudy/wet/snowy (delete as applicable) Morning find you?
*tangles*
It found me on the couch with half a drink still in my hand. How about you?
*Tangos*
On the 7th shift of 13, wet (weather), tired and injured (split 2 toes open at karate this morning).
So ill in all, in fine spirits!
*tantalises*
Sounds like you put your foot in it. Glad to hear you’ve sidestepped your troubles. Keep shifting.
*Tantaras*
Mmmmmmm sleeeps now
*tangs*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Not for me. Lots of coffee and work to do.
*Tankers*
Good night K@.
So what’s on your work agenda for the day, Marius?
*tankless jobs*
That and fruitless labor.
*Tandems*
Fru!tless?! 0ffers Marius --
*tanger!nes*Your labors have not gone unnoticed my friend.
*Applauds the tangy testimony*
was it good for the tan gent, too?
I can’t stop looking at it.
8675309
That’s the safe open! Okay, Sugs, start the car, the cops’ll be here any minute! GO!
The writing's on the wall.Jenny sometimes posts here; links to her childish bathroom pictures.
we used to call that a “three-tone” or “landscaper’s tan”, his chest is probably lighter than his back.
I used to look like that after spending a weekend hovering over a boat engine all weekend doing repairs.
I think he sunbathing with pants.
I wonder what he’s got in that plastic bag.
Duuuude ,this might be y grandfather D:
Anyone got the source, or know were the picture was taken ?
I guess Dr. Frankenstein never took sun damage into consideration when creating his monster.
Pretty sure this guy must do physical labor outside, like landscaping or roofing. I don’t think that’s worthy of mocking.
Or he could be a guy who tans with his pants on.
No real indication or proof of either.
that’s hot.
HARD WORK for the WIN!
No, just English
i wonder how he looks now?
burndt.
He looks like an Oreo!
No, he’s a rock lobstah.
Far better then being a rock spider.
Lies and slander.He is a Rock Fish.
Or in horizontal format:
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1125/tanfail.jpg
He looks like a double decker.
HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN???
It would appear that the man works outdoors, often without a shirt. That tan’s way to deep to be a sunburn, it’s from years of labor.
haha this was on dutch tv a few days ago XD
FIRST!
how do you pull that off?!?!?!
It sucks he had the black genes on the to half. If I were him I’d want them reversed.
lol lol WTF?
..sooo, do roofers and building workers not know sunblock exists?
It’s like a before and after photo, spliced into one!
More like photoshop fail.
Woah, that’s one large melanoma!
You shouldn’t make fun of this. It’s called vitiligo.
Its time people learn that that pics from other cheezburger sites stop being funny when they are re posted on failblog.
He shouldn’t have worn a short. Pity. =/
He needs to take a lesson from the cast of Jersey Shore!!!
Photoshop fail.
Last time I checked the sun doesnt make you hair turn black and your head turn brown.
how is this a fail? obviously he works outside and wears pants…hmm idk, guess that’s a fail. and no, it’s not photoshoped either, don’t be retarded.
It’s photoshopped. Look at the edges of his legs.
Yeah that is exactly what I was thinking! I mean (weird saying it) but the size of his butt and legs just don’t match up to his upper half. I mean it almost looks kinda real, but in a way it looks fake.
Are you sure that’s a tan on his back and not wet sand, like on his feet??
YOUR DOING IT WRONG!