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European UnionWe’re all the same. Shame on us.
Spain is on you? Wouldn’t that hurt?
Maybe the cap was made in Spain? haha
As soon as I saw the picture, I got the impression that it’s bottled in France. Hence, the sherry was made in Spain, while the air in the top is from France. In our museum of modern arts in Stockholm, we have a work of art that contains a bottle of air from Paris, so it’s not as strange as it may sound.
Maybe the guy from the last fail was also half Spanish.
everybodies got this wrong, this is a sign of how good it is. The sherry is so strong, the bottle forgot where it came from!
The sherry has good bodie you say?
Came from that little country up in the mountains… no one remembers the name unless a trivia game is going on.
You mean Andorra? It’s a small country with joint rule by France and Spain. Maybe both sides wanted to take credit.
Actually, it is a sovereign country.
Those sovereign countries are a dime a dozen.
In sovereign Russia, the dime gets off you!
maybe the vine grew on the border so they got all confused and just put both
They should have fortified the border, it would have saved all this confusion.
They fortified the wine. Much better investment.
It’s a fake picture… or anyway very misleading. The bottom half is cut off where it says “Vinegar”. They aren’t selling Sherry but Sherry Vinegar. The Sherry was made in Spain but the Vinegar mix made in France. It helps if you don’t deliberately leave half the photo out!
ummm… explanation fail.
It wouldn’t matter if the rest of the label said My Sherry d’Amour (yes, I know the song title is My Cherie d’Amour). The fail is stating that it is a product of two countries.
Wrong its like country and state. You know Spain, France. Like Amsterdam, Germany.???? I’m lost what was i saying?
Beats me. Had a bit too much to drink, eh?
i didnt mean for the vinegar part to be cut off. i was having trouble getting both the label and the cap in the pic. (my phone sucks) but it never clarifies why it says 2 countries on it
Label from spain, cap from France, The Sherry was made in Germany though
Can it come out tonight?excuse me?
♫ You better ask your Mama ♫Tell her everything is all right.
*sighs*
An earworm that I don’t hate!
The early bird gets the earworm!
,,, in the eyrie canal.A bird on hand meets two in a rush?
Oh, I must’ve been a dreamer, and I must’ve been someone else.
Pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my heart beats for(Why don’t you come out) To my twist party,
(Come out) Where the bright moon shines?
Silence is golden, but my eyes still see.
♫ The night has a thousand eyes
and a thousand eyes can surely see ♫
♫Somewhere♫
♫Across the sea♫
# Sherry the love we have
We should sherry the life we live #
♫ Sherry-ish is the word I use to describe
All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside
this, um, bottle.(The first person to quote “My Sherry-ona” gets *FOOOOM!!!*-ed!!)
Sharin', sharin', teeth-barin'
Banana-fana foom-flarin'
Fee-fi I-probably-shouldn't-be-so darin'
My Sharona!Shaaaa aaa ree bay aye bee… sharreee bay aye beee. …
♫Look for the union label♫
Who was Sherry unioned with?
I never kiss and tell.
Well, that’s no fun.
they’re practically the same right?
heh ... Un Morse AndalouAndalucia! You’ve got some ‘splaining to do.
Oh, get surreal, lolricardoburglar.Oh, Murcia, this is getting out of hand.
I feel some ambiValencia about this thread.
I’m basquing in the radiance of your pun run.
… and I’m never going back to my old school. …
um, no… spain is farther west, and they speak sanish, not french…
The ran in san is found manly on the pan?
Itchy knee, San. She go.
Rock, Sh*t chi, Hat chi, Queue, Jew.
He toasts futons, meets a yacht-zy Isuzu.
(You know: does' trees' quartz sink.)Ah, the old An Dew T-War Cat-re?
You included everything, but the cuisine sank!she blew out her san disk?
By George, I think you’ve got it!
George is under-estimated
george was a lightweight… gw, not GW.
*Inspects map of the world – product of USA*
Practically? According to this they are the same.
Some US American do not have maps and some of our education such as and South Africa everywhere and such as.
You sure know your South Carolina, Miss.Don’t forget California, land of the prejean.
Yes. When I studied in France I often drank Café Olé.
That's some bull fightin' words.Was Fernando a dancing queen?
yes, and germans are the same as japanese people you idiot
*consults Atlas*
*Atlas shrugs*
Are you getting randy LCB?
I dunno. Which one’s Randy?
That would be Ayn Rand McNally.Ayn knew that. You didn’t have to spell it out so geographically.
Oh, like you have any objectivism to explication text acts.*Bears witness*
*witnesses bears*
*relies on his bare witlessness** hides the baring witness *
Randy is the fireman.
I’ll take a dozen, please. No, don’t wrap them. I’ll, um, have them here.
You're fired!Randy with the head in the fountain?
Prof. Plum with the candlestick in the ballroom?
^ a fountainhead of topical knowledge
*awards LCB the pomme d'or*Playing the part of Paris, eh?
Cannes a fellow award a gal without the end product being a Franco-Spanish-Greco-Trojan War?An award would be Nice.
If you skip the trojan, there will be no war.
Look, just because we’re the most efficient, creative and started different parts of the Second World War doesn’t mean we’re the same nation.
… maybe if you’re Sarah (I can see Russia out my window) Palin
As the US and Mexico.
The product of Spain is plainly from the Seine.
So the makers were insane?
But they speak sanish.*thinks*
oh…
That was a typo… thanks for pointing it out.
Only in the rain.
By Jacques, she's got it!Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
Sounds fair.*Feels fouler*
Fail!
Thank you for stating the VERY obvious… it IS called FAIblog for a reason…
You fail at typing failblog
it’s a lowercase “L”
Fail again.. There isnt even a lowercase “L”
It’s a VERY lowercase L
So lowercase that it can’t bear to show its face.
If you turn your monitor around, you’ll be able to see it’s shadow on the other side.
The monitor is Shadow?
Yeah… I needed a job and, well, I spend a lot of time on the computer anyway…
Climb back down off there and get back to work.
*gasp!* Aja! your a-a g-grammar n-n-nazi!!!!
NOOOOO!!!!
* that smiley was not supposed to look happy… :cO
stop being a spain in the ass
stop being the french in my ass O.o
That last post could do with a little polish.
On the brand’s internet pages, it is clear that the BRAND is one thing and the product other thing ( maitrejacques.com ).
Spoilsport.
I am glad you ironed that out.
What’s the fail? It could be Night Train, as long as it does the job.
Yes, but the railroad gauges in France are different from those in Spain. (Or at least they were when I was a lolkittenburglar.) This creates a delay at the border.
An delay?
*Runs for the border*
Lookout! Arriba! You’ll fall in!
En de loo?*gets de runs*
Midnight spanish flyer?
*Skips to my loo*
Product of fail.
WestFailia?
Or Not-So-Much-to-the-West-More-to-the-South-South_West-Failia?
That would be Lolcatalonia, ¿no?I wouldn’t know. I’m from Transtealvania myself.
ah ... so that's why your hands are always romanian aroundI can’t Alp it if things happen to find their way into my pockets.
You are Adamant in your ways LCB
A fortune in stealings and somedays you say:
“Gold. . .is. . .nice”
Yet you always go looking for Samoa to add to your stash.
Always Fijing for new stuff.
Albania from my house if you keep doing that.
But Greece my palm and I’ll look the other way.
are you failmerican or eurofail?
I’d tell you but then I’d have to steal you.
when Irish eyes are shinies ...We are transfailantic my little burnt potato.
Sounds like someone's given LCB a frite.You mean like a pomme de terror?
a.k.a. the apple of l'oeilcatburglar.You’re fired!
I keep forgetting that I memorized The Art of the Three-DementiaProduct of Photoshop.
At least you found an amusing way to say it.
heh
Ayup.
Ok guys, I’ll help you, I’m Spaniard and this wine is NOT from Spain. Such a fail like that could be only done by French LOL
btw, a bit of my country:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spain
Spain is a COUNTRY!?!?! Since when???
Well, you see, fluffy, when a mommy country and a daddy country love each other very much, they…
Since it gained independence from the Guinean empire about three weeks ago. The Guinean emperor, Barack Brown, graciously allowed them autonomy.
It seceded from Liechtenstein after World War 1. READ YOUR HISTORY!
So there you have it Fluffy. I hope that lolcatburglar, General BondFan4518 and I have cleared that up for you.
And yes, it WILL be on the exam.
Question 1: Spell ‘it’
Question 2: Fill in the missing word: “So be __”
Question 3: Safety
Question 4: Prof-it.
I don’t get it.
I really couldn’t spell i-t out for your any clearer.
Maybe, It’s MADE IN CHINA
Maybe, SHERRY IS A FRENCH MAID.Non, elle est ma cherie.
I hope she's not too expensive.
She’s a little dear
No wonder you fawn over her.
She’d like me more if I had the doe.
At least you don't have to go stag. ♡Oh, how considerate, you’re such a nice fallow.
is there a reason why the cap-”maitre-jacques” is in golden letters, but the bottle-label-”maitre-jacques” not?
someone played too much eReplublic
From France, Spain?
♪ I’m from Madrid, I’m from France… ♪
♫I poured sherry down your underpants♫
The bottle is made in France and the wine is made in Spain.
The paper for the label was made in Canada, and the ink was made in Germany.
Just split the difference and call it a Product of Andorra!
Matt is almost bewitching.
*wonders if Samantha's mom had a black catalan#That sounds familiar.
Sargent York did have a sardonic side. He might have used the opening to snipe at her.
that sounds likefuzzywooly thinkingDon’t analyze – just Basque in it’s glory.
HUNDREST
It’s probably directly from the border. Exactly on the line of France to Spain.
No wonder it's got a personality disorder.…or maybe this is a French make selling a Spanish sherry.
The only problem is french people look down on Spanish ones like “poor neightbours”. Like if we were Portuguese!
Faemino&Cansado dixit.
Fijo que el “Casón Histórico” del Mercadona le da mil patadas a ese vino.
I say “potato,” you say “patada.”
Let’s kick the whole thing off.
(But apparently it’s all right to look down on the Portuguese and their “batadas”, yanno.)
Ahem. What’s wrong with the Portuguese? I bet that cap is made from our cork anyway lol
*mumbles away*
There, there…
*pat pat pat*
years ago i worked as practicant to earn some money during summer holiday.
there washing of labels and clue on new one. here someone obviously forget to remove on of the old one.
Must be a product of the U.S…..
If the product doesn’t explode, it’s NOT made in the U.S…
lmao. thats true..
Happy medium: Genovia.
Chaplin medium: Tomania.
…Hello? Anyone? The Great Dictator? Charlie Chaplin’s masterpiece? The one where he’s a Jewish barber and Adenoid Hynkel, Tomanian dictator?
♪ We're going to the Chaplin, and we're
Gonna get Tomania poisonin' ... ♪Pappy medium: Melinda.
We've been over this -- there is no their there.That’s because there is over hear.
I herd that.They’re flocking to put theirs over there.
yer all sheep, I tell ya!! mad sheep yer so baaaaaad!
They will shore be mist.
Ew, sherry.
Eww, port.
Ewww, starboard.
Ewwww, forecastle.
I claihm zis wine in ze nahm of FRANCE!
The company makes vinegars. Mostly wine vinegars. And the wine for the wine vinegars comes from France. And on the wine vinegar bottles it says Product of France. But this is their sherry vinegar. And the sherry comes from Spain. But the vinegar is made in France.
Fail photo for not showing the full text of the label, which says Sherry Vinegar.
Way to ruin it.
So I’m still nuclear on the concept, it looks like (and I can’t believe there’s already another geological lol) – is it Frain or Spance that made this? And isn’t Spain part of Mexico, which is why they speak Mexican? I mean, it’s not that I’m ignorant, exactly, but I just don’t seem to know stuff.
go back to school fvcktard.
*hands bodo a pair of tildes*
As you can see, there are a LOT of people around here who can’t recognize sarcasm without visual aids.
You might put yoyo down DW, but he’ll just pop back up.
yer just stringing us along, ain’t ya?
Yup, just walkin’ the dog.
... around the world, no doubt ... not to mention France and SpainI try to help keep the conversation going but, sometimes I feel I’m shooting for the moon.
Yeah – I thought I’d gone far enough over the line to where anyone would get it, but apparently I still missed the mark. I am unwilling to go any farther.
Omigosh! The ancient Romans still live! I knew it!
FIRST
Markting fail
Splling fail.
it’s very very very fail !!!!!!!!!!!
It’s the same as if you were so on top: grape flavor
and below: cherry flavor
Kjo është njëjtë sikur ju tha se kjo më lart: aromë rrushit
dhe më poshtë: aromë qershie
Bu sanki yukarıda söyledim: üzüm tadı aynıdır
ve aşağıdaki kiraz tadı
Congratulations, your comment is now confusing and nonsensical, in three languages.
schmunzel*
Andri died in Andorra.
Maitre Jacques is a French company. All their neck labels state “product of france”. Some of the products, though, are made in spain, such as this one. Check their website. This is on purpose, not a fail.
Failing on purpose is still failing, if not more so.
And thus, the French surrender again. Well done.
Did you mean: French military victories
Napoleon Dynamite!ya lol
The only place with more defeats than france is texas
Maybe it’s in both!!!
Sorry, I couldn’t help it
That’s another victory for the Spanish Empire. Almost comparable with St. Quentin or Bailén.
The letters that say Spain are bigger than those which say France!!
Basque?
I Toledo you not to say that but would you Galicia-n?
The wine, of course, is Spanish, from the province of Cádiz. It is then fortified with French brandy.
James Bond: “Pity about your liver sir. It’s an unusually fine solera. ’51 I believe.”
M : “There is no year for sherry, 007.”
James Bond: “I was referring to the original vintage on which the sherry is based. 1851. Unless I’m mistaken?”
Host: “Precisely.”
Label in English: Product of the United States.
The Triple-Crown of FAIL.
I Never knew France & Spain were the same!
lol xD
You see, if you stop in both French and Spanish ports on your way from California to … California, then the wine is legally a product of both Spain and France. No kidding. Same goes for Italian olive oil. Foods can have dual (or triple) citizenship just by stopping by.
Lmao.. xDD Cute though.
The wine labellers got the countries mixed up.
The makers of the Bottle are trying to confuse us!
Dam those spaniards..they kill the myans..now they steel their neighbors liquire recipe
they killed the aztecs not the mayans you biased vegetable
Maybe it was grown on the boarder?
I know they share a boarder because i’m English and i kno Wellington used it to invade France. lolfrogs.
made in china ;p
+1
DD
Product of Andorra.
ummm
This is what Sherry does to people.
IT’S ONLY FOR COOKING.
Used car oil?
what?
This bottle needs to make up its mind!