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Given the handles, I’m gonna guess that’s for barfing. Brilliant idea, actually.
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It’s for puking!
Too high for puking. Natural instinct is to bend over. We short people would have to climb.
Jump up and grab them handles. Pull up to the bumper.
B3nd ov3r and I’ll show you a natural instinct.
It’s for people that talk shit
I’d say that mostly stupid and dung people use it
LMAO Best answer EVAR
Nice answer, ghost of gasman…comment WIN
Maybe we all bend to puke because there is no sputum receticle at a decent height!?!
I for one, welcome chin high chunk chaneling china!
It`s not high. Watch the urinals, they should be at normal hight. And the tube from that equipment is big enough to let the puke through.
So it`s really for puking.
Yeah, it looks like its about 4′-5′ up. Average male is about 5’11″. So it seems like a plausible height for barfing.
~Way to state what’s in the title!~
That’s actually a WIN!!
~I'm gonna guess that for barfing~(I think I'm getting sic)*hands ghost a towel to wipe sarcasm from chin*
~Way to state what's in the tilde!~~Way to state what’s in the tilde!~ [sic]
google tilde~then laugh.
That’s two fails straight that were just understanding fails on the part of the poster (the other being the obvious intentional mistake on the ‘plan ahead’ sign). Maybe if people looked at what the actual picture was then we’d get some real fails on FB.
What’s next? A cheeseburger labelled ‘hotdog fail’?
No, it’s a rant about something as unimportant as the ‘reality’ of certain fails.
I go on FB to see fails, not a lack of irony comprehension, or an inability to recognise something as being different, such as the puke receptacle. To me, this is ingenuity win… Or ‘shooped
So the “Plan Ahead” sign didn’t make you laugh or smile? I thought it was funny; and if it was intentional or not (we simply don’t know that) doesn’t change anything. I think you should stop assuming that there’s a lack of comprehension, lighten up and enjoy the pics and videos.
There are pics and videos?
I think I’ve been doing it wrong.
It was intentional because I’ve seen one of those before in person… and the obvious irony kinda gives it away. And, no, I didn’t find it especially funny. The fact that it was labelled a fail (like this one) simply bothers me. Being told that someone has done something wrong, when they clearly have not, is not particularly amusing.
wow, self-centered but you sure schooled us all. thanks, ben, we wouldn’t recognize fail without your input.
all hail wise ben, the jedi master of fail.
Psst! Ben might not get it. Here, use these. *offers ~~*
accepts ~~
*sends thx*
Well, you missed the fail…the two were to be taken as a pair. The fail is, the sign should have read:
THINK
Do it right the first time!
Plan a
head
I’ve seen these, too. But I thought the “handles” were for the females to hang onto while the males were… ummmm… nebbamind.
No, not at all, it made me think, ‘what a crap joke’ and what kind of blundering idiot could mistake the sign for an accidental typo,
FFS PEOPLE, I COME HERE TO WATCH FOOLS HURTING, EMBARRASING OR FOULING THEMSELVES!!!
Not to watch Americans get confused over irony.
Wow Arthur, are you hiding a dual nationality there?
Thats not for puking. Its a challenge!
no. you are wrong.
its a ninja urinal.
no, you idiot! It’s for Robert Wadlow!! or maybe Yao Ming…
@Camel Joe : Yes …on german it´s called Kotzbecken
too much beer^^
so it’s a win then?
No, its for constipated people, the height scares the shit out of them.
Looks like my kinda urinal.
I’m 6’4
Looks like MY kind of urinal. I’m 14″
Why, hello there.
Camera in the corner can capture all of your waterfall moments.
It appears to be a photon displacement detector…
we are the Du Champsions, my friendYou and your Dada?
In the fountain of our youth.Did you take that Mutt along?
We found it an R.-tistic activity.@jam
I see what you did there.
Oh, sod this.
I’m not playing anymore. Damned internet witchery.
I WIN!
wooohoooo
*wiggledances*
wiggledance again… I want pictures.
The camera is in the corner, guy, ready to capture all of your “moments.”
It appears to be a photon displacement detector…
a.k.a: A motion detector.
You always win :p
@Moomin, I can’t/don’t want to see what you did in there.
….and dismount.
and dat mount.
and de other mount
"We always get our mount."History teacher describing a change of tactics during the South African War: “In response to the guerrilla tactics of the Boers, the British commanders decided to mount their soldiers.” He had nothing on another who did not know the difference between “organism” and a similar word with two letters fewer.
….bet they loved coming to work.
Combining the two, I suppose one would get knights who didn’t say “ni” …
Bet they loved hump day even more!
@jamIf it was black, you’d need to see a doctor.
or a plumber.
I guess I’d not need smelling salts to help me wake up.
yep its for puking. not a fail
Does that mean the ones on the right are for midgets?
I still think it’s a fail if there is so much puking going on that you need a special receptacle for it. It’s just a fail of a different kind.
Just what I was thinking: regular vomiting is not generally a sign of health …
You haven’t been around actresses . . .
No, it’s for peeps who can aim high and well.
It has giant handles, so it is a door.
Do you think it opens to a drop of several metres onto concrete?
Medieval castle style? I like it.
Yes K@…and down below is the modern day Chamber of Secrets.
or maybe to the batsh!t cave.
Ok, I am slytherin off now.
I still think its a griffin-door.
maybe a dumble-door
well this is Singapore Changi Airport… the area under is the zone for airplanes passengers while the level the photographer is standing is the viewing area. this door is normally locked, unless for emergency uses and also for the cleaners to wipe the windows and pillars then it will be opened by the airport personnels..
*snork*
labyrinth?
Give me a Minotaur two to think about it.
Is that a camera up in the corner, or are you just happy to see me pee? (Or maybe it’s just a motion sensor….)
It does look like a motion sensor. I guess that means that you’d have to interrupt shitting from time to time to walk around a bit. Or shit in darkness.
Nice if you’re gonna take a dump and you like heights. Or maybe for receiving some “oral” service without get the chick hard on her knees.
Errr…Your chick gets hard?
Are you dating the girl on the bike?!
That’s a man, baby!
I want no part of this Crying. Game’s on in a few minutes.
15th!
Oh, they’re handles? I thought they were for your feet.
Those would be the knobs underneath the device.
its a PUKE-WIN not a fail!!!eleven!!1!
you’re all wrong, it’s the new face-bidet. no more bending over to wash your face.
It’s the bathroom of “Mr. Mandingo”.
yes it’s for puking. i’ve seen those things several times.
up close and personal?
a few times yes. i’ts quite more pleasant than kneeling in other peoples puke, crap and urine around a normal toilet seat, it’s as clean as barfing can be
.
those things can be found in areas with lots of drunk people, seen those things in some bars and discotheques.
Where the hell do they have them?
(country, I mean) Never seen them before.
They are only available for upper-class drunks.
Guess I’ll just stick to spewing in my dates lap, like usual.
I was trying to work it out, because most licensing laws state you aren’t allowed to serve drunk people (I know ridiculous). The place looks too clean to be a club where it would not be noticed, plus most places would not really want to encourage it, a hospital would be all white, and if it is a restaurant, what exactly does it say about their food.
a service station for travel sickness?
Most travel sickness victims are alot smaller.
I get it!
*waves moomin paws*
What do you get?
Let’s hope he doesn’t get you with it.
He only has short arms, he will never reach the handles.
He can check out one of those stool samples and see if they work.
Or he could dress as a SWAT team member and repell through the ceiling, that I would pay to see!
My travel sickness victims are usually in the boot (sorry, trunk for the Americans).
(not American, it’s fine)
You keep children in your boot
that one old lady keeps her’s in a shoe
Have you reported her to child services yet?
For when they’re finished with Mary Poppins?
ht tp://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/11/15/mary-poppins-banned-from-child-minding/
show me a bar that refuses to serve drunk people….
and I’ll show you a bar that is no longer open.
….I said licensing law, not real life silly!
*facepalm*
Of course, how stupid of me.
can you ever forgive me?
*shows puppy dog eyes*
*pats on the head*
Easy mistake to make.
That’s an awfully clean bathroom for a bar, though.
I know, unless it has been VERY newly opened!
(the stuff I used to find in the mens toilet was horrific, I ran a bar for 5 years *shudders*…..I never understood why it was that every few weeks someone would try to flush their underwear)
It would be far too embarrassing to let anyone else see you had that kind of accident. Gotta get rid of the evidence!
….and break the toilet whilst you are in there, flooding the entire room, which was upstairs, and started leaking into the bar? Mmmmmm, not really!
We had a particularly special woman who came into our pub almost daily, and every once in a while she would like to smear her very own stool samples all over the walls. Nice.
lovely!
My friend cleaned for the local university, where one student refused to use toilet roll.
Blaaaaaargh
Whoever said that a drunk person thinks things through?
Agreed, but there was a bin right next to the toilet, surely, just surely it would be easier!
Don't call me just Shirley!We’ll call you Surly Shirley.
Well, that sounds just.Surely you jest Surly Shirley.
Probably, because they made a mess in them.
You don’t have to tell me twice, Oh how I miss my shoulder length rubber gloves!
But you don’t miss having to use them, right?
Oh no, I have no desire to do that ever again!
clickie
it could be for when guys wake up in the morning with a stiffy
40 Year Old Virgin?
re-born again virgin
I’m off, speak to peoples later
ttfn xo
On the big white telephone?
In Germany they have something specially build for it: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speibecken
this is just a cheap rip-off
1. This seems to be a fairly classy toilet? Hospital maybe? Somewhere where throwing up is common.
2. If this was in a pub by about 8 o’clock you would have blokes lining up to try and piss in it.
maybe it’s Charlie Sheen’s house….just throwing out ideas here.
These things are normal in german fraternity houses, even quite practical though!
this could be an Irish basket ball net,…!!! how could anyone be sober enough to puke in it.
See US Patent 5822806
http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/5822806/description.html
Just modern art
Everyone on this blog makes jokes about people who are unable to walk any other style than on their hands. I find that rude and offensive.
That would make drip-dry a terrifying prospect.
….and sexist.
a “barfnol”!? wow!
They are obviously planning ahead for the stilt wearing mania that is about to sweep the world!
Great. Now they’re building toilets especially for d i ckheads.
*squeeze*
Should there be a sign, with Trollet on?
*squeeze*
Well, it’d suit the ones that talk shit.
Bidet uttering the truth or not!
Plumb brilliant.
Great, now people can work on their pull-ups while they pee
This is either for barfing or for people who think normal urinals are just too darned easy.
It will give u some fantstic breast muscles peeing in it!
Take aim…..
And FIRE!!!!
Yay, a pissing contest!
I’d have to lie on my back for that trajectory.
Well, the cake is a lie ...You make it sound like a game of Scorched Earth.
How will I accidenty the cake if it’s all the way up there?
What should I do?
Take action?
Verbal action?
Oral.
That blows… chunks.
You’ve all got it wrong thats a handycap toilet. You know they can lift themselves out of their wheelchair and onto the seat, sure beats the side lift.
Actually, that’s the toilet for the Na’vi.
... says the guy with no Avatar.
Aw man, that was cruel, now I’ve got the blues…
Are you suffering the bows and arrows of outrageous fortune?
More like desiring unobtainium.
This is cleearly for vomit. I have personally seen these in bars in Germany and Holland. Even when Conan O’Brian went to Germany he made a point of showing it on TV. I have seen many other TV shows reference these things too.
Failblog fail. I guess you know-it-all liberals DON’T actually know everything do you?
Yes.
Dammit. We both fed him…He’s gonna be HUGE!
This is clearly for vomit.Cleearly*
lol ... I can see cleearly now.…the raain has gone! Goona be a bright, bright sunshiiny day!
But ♫ I see a bad moon rising ♫, so ♫ Who’ll stop the rain? ♫
I draw your attention to the title of this ‘fail’.
We get what it’s for. We’re having some fun.
Sheesh!
~I love a political discussion this early in the morning.~
I already have a headache, ~but that’s not enough! Let’s keep it going!~
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. . . .
ONE RANDOM POLITICAL ACCUSATION A BLOG ISN’T ENOUGH. FOR A LIMITED PERIOD ONLY, WE WILL GIVE YOU RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION, VARYING AMOUNTS OF RACISM AND MAKE JUDGEMENTS ON THE SEXUALITY OF YOU AND YOUR MOTHER AND MAKE WILDLY INACCURATE STATEMENTS ABOUT YOUR INTELLIGENCE!
ALL IN CAPITALS!!!!! WOOOOO!
The potato?
*swallows ELEBENTY Advils*
The Moomin, you are a failblog hero.
In my book it still counts as a fail if puking is something that happens often enough that a whole society sees the need to produce a special receptacle for it.
Puking is not something that should be encountered regularly enough to feature in public facility design.
A bidet for giraffes?
Sounds like a high bidet. I'm sold.I need a stool.
Would you like to browse our samples?
Can I sample your browns?
Shit, I don’t think you’re allowed.
My, what a loud shit!
Blaaaaarrrgh!
*raises eyebrow*
You better clean up after your Blaaaaarrrgh! young lady.
She should have aimed a bit higher, it might have gone in.
Might? Do we really wanna take chances?
My daughter Blaaaargh-ed on me several times growing up. ~Good times!~
Use the cubicle instead.
No need to stall then. Be right back!
I could have used this during the hygiene fail.
This would be the reason Arthur doesn’t come in today.
ROFL!!! CLICKIE!!!
Nah- he would just make them into Hamburgers.
I have an image of them digging with shovels, wearing hard hats.
Teehee.
I might need on of those myself now that i saw it…
Yay!! A modern day vomitorium. Well, when in Rome…
Blaaaaarrrgh!
*is skinny and beautiful*
? Who would want to sleep there?
This fellas asleep in his natural habitat, lets poke him with a stick to get some more action.
*pokepokepoke*
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg
Holy Jesus Christ, get the exorcist! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*flees*
Learn to love you anger now, anger here is all you possess
Welcom to the edge. . . .
You’re smelcome.
*smelpalm*
Sorry, could I do that again?
No.
LIES!!!
Stephen Fry says you get minus five points
*cry*
But to my defense, there are two definitions to the word. Wanna see?
LIES!!!
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*flees*
*cries*You know some idiot has tried to test himself seeing if he can pee in that thing.
Poor janitor.
This picture is mocking me!!
This should really be a modern vomitorium. Last night I spent hours trying to remeber the French word for vomitorium which, despite great efforts, I hadn’t managed to memorize after it had been a topic in a class that morning. I googled but to no avail but there were pages and pages going on about Roman vomitoriums (vomitoria? my Latin sucks…)
*smart-ass mode off*
No need for smug mode.
A vomitorium is the entrance corridor into a Roman theatre.
I’m pretty sure even the people here didn’t need the arrow to spot the fail.
I think it is not Fail, it is Fake.
Ok, I think the fail is not that the thing was mis-mounted, but that it was installed at all as a barf station. Here is a restaurant or bar that expects enough patrons to barf to have to have it installed. I’m not going to patronize that establishment. They are guaranteeing that their customers are beneath a certain level of intelligence.
Fake or not,is fail xD
Thats not for barfing. Its a challenge! In fact I think thats the gauntlet.
i still call this a fail, because the last thing i was to do whilst puking is stand. i want to lay on the cool, filthy floor and drag myself up into the cool, filthy bowl.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vomitorium
Thats what it is!
Thanks for the arrow. It was so hard to figure out what we were supposed to be looking it in this picture.
*eyeroll*
You´re welcome!
The arrow elasticity WIN for the sake of unobtainable whatever-you-call-that-thing.
Either its a fake or the guy who did the tiles should be fired!!! Notice how the grout lines disappear and/or get all “smudged” below the urinal?
A funny idea but certainly not real.
Finally a urinal on my height.
Good thing they added the arrow to the photograph, otherwise I might not have been able to tell what the Fail was.
no guys, you all got it wrong. it’s a urinal for people with a hardon. you just do a hand stand (or strap yourself to the side handles) and no more waiting to go limp!
Actually I believe it’s a urinal for the little man that is going to pop out of the vent right above it……
This is for peeing on hard mode. Are you up for the challenge?
i’m up, ima l33t pee-er
xD
Maybe this is a bathroom on Pandora, and that’s for the Na’Vi…
/yes, I’m a nerd.
It was added later – the ceiling’s too low.
this looks shopped
Well, yeah. The Cheezburger Network could be renamed the ‘Shopping Network, if that didn’t infringe on an existing trademark.
Clue: Chemotherapy-Induced Nausea and Vomiting (CINV)
Where were you on my 21st birthday?
Need a Viagra to piss in that urinal!
Had the ceiling been a bit higher, I would have guessed this was in an NBA team locker room. Can you imagine being 7 feet tall and trying to pee down into a urinal designed for people with legs half as long as yours?
*cuts a hole from the 2nd floor ceiling*
easy access!
Am I the only one who notices the camera above the urinal? lol.
Most likely yes. That is not a camera, it’s PIR motion detector – it has nothing to do with a camera.
It’s obviously photoshopped… The shadow doesn’t curve right, and the very bottom tip of the shadow is shaped exactly like the original bowl…
Pfff, stupid asses…. can’t you just see that this is FAKE!!!!! photoshop maybe????
stehpisser – win!
That’s actually a bathroom at Hogwarts; it’s Hagrid’s potty.
This should be in every Mc Donalds toilet
It’s for the Na’vis guys, take a break. Or a chill pill, i dont care which.
That’s actually a win.
That is a faked photo. 100% sure.
I live in France, in a town called “le Havre”. Here we have a restaurant (who is specialiazed in “choucroute”, check it on wikipedia) that DOES have this instrument. I’ve seen it, not used it (yet).
Not a fake at all.
In fact, when I saw the picture, I thought it was taken in that very restaurant (Pinky walls..)
WTF Emilien is it youuu !!?
Amazing coincidence if it’s you… (btw it’s Pierre here)
When we were in this place few weeks ago, I took a pic of this “pukinal” with my phone.
I just checked and it IS thas one !
SO :
IT IS NOT A FAIL (it’s a device to puke, a”vomissoir”, ou “gerboir”)
IT IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED (I’ve seen it)
Eh, while you’re at it, check what a “bidet” is.
(we french are very clean/dirty people)
you noobs, thats not a fail, thats a Win, it is for puking. typical fraternity house installation!
..and l33ts
This is totally a win
this should be on the best of craigslist.
Is that a camera up there in the corner?
It´s for washing your face
It is for drunk that have to puke, thats why there are handles too xD
careful photo analysis shows this to be fake. Main issue is with the water pipe to the urinal.
As I’ve told, this is definetely not a fake ; I’ve seen the thing in a restaurant which is famous in my town (in France) for this useful device :
http://www.taverne-paillette.com/
call them if you like..:)
It’s in the Men’s room, I never checked the woman’s.
obvious troll is obvious
Guess, the handles are there to prevent you from falling down and hurting yourself, when you´re taking a shit…
It must be in a sportsbar, so that guys that always want to compete could see who´s best at aiming even after a couple of pints. The handles are of course there since the floor gets very slippery after a couple of more pints…
lol, it’s just womit receiver
It is in fact only for barfing. Easy to find in traditional restaurants in France and Germany as well as in every single student fraternity in german-speaking regions.
Here’s a german wikipedia-link: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speibecken
why would they NEED this?!
Maybe it’s for a reaaallly tall person. Or perhaps it’s like a goal hoop…you know. o_0
Awesome, hand stand pissing!!!!
Failblog needs to learn to recognise a win when i sees one
Manute Bol urinal WIN!!
Of course!
it’s a urinal for SWAT guys
That is THE cleanest bar urinal / vomitorium I’ve EVER seen.
photoshop^^
GAAHHH!!! TOTAL BATHROOM FAIL!!!
(Please fix it now, mate!!!)
the real fail is there’s what looks like a security camera in the top right of the photo. it’s pointed at the regular urinal.
Yup like Spangen put the link, it says quote:
1. Field of the Invention
The present invention relates to a wall mounted waste receptacle and more particularly pertains to providing a convenient place for a person to vomit with a wall mounted waste receptacle.
2. Description of the Prior Art
The use of wall mounted urinal is known in the prior art. More specifically, wall mounted urinal heretofore devised and utilized for the purpose of receiving urinary waste are known to consist basically of familiar, expected and obvious structural configurations, notwithstanding the myriad of designs encompassed by the crowded prior art which have been developed for the fulfillment of countless objectives and requirements.
By way of example, U.S. Pat. No. 5,206,961 to Ruegg discloses a all-mounted urinal.
U.S. Pat. No. 5,398,348 to Tashiro et al. discloses a water urinal.
U.S. Pat. No. Des. 352,349 to Kergoet et al. discloses the ornamental design for a urinal.
U.S. Pat. No. 3,920,179 to Hall discloses a disposable vomiting bag.
I would wager a guess that this is for horse jockeys. They have special toilets installed for them because most of them are bulimic to keep their weight down so their horses can go faster.
It’s for Chuck Norris!
I wouldn’t call that “fail”, I’d call it a CHALLENGE.
Must have been built by a teetotaler. I have yet to see a drunk be able to maintain that much verticality while praying to the porcelain gods…..
This looks shooped
witch make a win, techniclly
vampires?
can’t see the Fail. its for vomiting..and? @_@
I saw this, its in a seafood restaurant in Le Havre, France. And it is really for vomiting, and it’s kinda disgusting.
Its for spiderman and chuck norris…
If a restaurant needs a puking urinal, you know something is wrong with their food.
this is so a win. we all need this once in a while
Incredilbe. failblog.org is killer.
This is a ninja toilet
Did anybody notice the camera on the upper right hand corner of the fail purinal? Can I say double fail?
Maybe its for pissing with a boner…
you don’t understand
that bathroom is in a spaceship
ans it’s there for the gravity 0
understand???
lol…..
is it in a bar?
that would make more sence
its for people that get blow-jobs but cant be stuffed standing up
i think its 4 taunting people who need 2 throw up
Obviously it’s a spittoon for rednecks…