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watch out for that drop off drop offHandicap drop off? That’s when you quit being handicapped?
its where you turned in your old and used handicaps
Hey Motts, did you do something different with your hair? Maybe it’s that you lost weight. Hmmm……..you certianly look different. It looks good on you.
Drop Dead
I think it’s just “That’s when you quit being”.
Its a warning for handicapped ppl
See ppl… HE GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, death is quitting any condition quite reliably, such as being handicapped, sick, hungry, alive…
Not being dead, though. What a shame.
I like the part where the sign indicates the appropriate drop off area for the handicapped/capable, disabled, physically challenged, immobile, paraplegic, paralyzed, etc.
Golf?
Truly below par.
very well putt
Why wood I do anything else!
*inserts superior intellect into toaster*
Toasted sand wedge?
You can’t pin it on me.
Careful with those pins. They could make a hole in one.
You’re driving a wedge between us, AV.
You lot will accept any old iron for jokes these days
Pitch that to someone else, IPK.
pun runs really tee me off
We’re just puttering about here, Mottsy.
They really drive things around here.
I just hope things don’t start to get rough.
I’ll hazard a guess that they will.
Any way you slice it, they can really drive you nuts.
They give me wood.
*sticks head in sand*
You’re right: we’ve gone a fairway already.
I’d like to participate, but I’m worried I’m a little green.
It’s an elite club.
That kind of elitist attitude is completely out of bounds.
Yes – it simply can’t caddy on.
damn you people are ammused by simple things. Half of these have no relation to the topic or context.
*flips the birdie*.
Anyone for tee?
Fore gods sake, enough of the bad golf jokes!
Can’t stop, we’re caught in the trap.
Easy there Tiger.
Watch the birdie…..
*click*
better stop smoking before you get a iron lung
I’ll be as eagle-eyed as possible.
Afterwards we can have some tee
You’ve got a lot of balls posting a suggestion like that!
ALBATROS!
Yep. Motts got more balls than Bogie.
I’m the 18th green-horn wanting to pitch my pun-run, so I would reckon some would have to either wait, play through, or dog-leg to a different thread.
That’s par for the course around here.
*drops off*
*cuts off*
*drops self off*
*—-s self off*
In the open?
Always open.
With or without BOB?
*snork!*
The feminine of which sounds considerably less appealing.
Great! Finally a place to drop my mom off.
~You must be her favorite child.~
That’s why for his first birthday she gave him an extra chromosome.
She was too generous if you ask me.
Haha now you truly ARE handicapped!
Ah yes…photo taken at the reptile zoo.
In your hometown? Come on. Say it!
♪♫ Say my name, say my name! ♪♫
♫♪ Ms B ♥, Ms B ♥ ♫♪
(stupid dratted follow orders impulse control)
♫ Is this burning two eternal flames? ♫
It.
(best Stewy Griffin impression)
~Haha, the sign is at the top of some steps. The handicapped people can’t make it down the steps. Now that’s funny, this guy must be a regular George Carlin~
I liked the modern day vomitorium.
They had slaves for that!
*squeezenottoohard*
*FridaySqueezes*
Where is mine?
…*checks log*
Complaining about health and safety in the workplace apparently.
Bastard!!!
*plans to ‘fire’ slave*
Hmmmm, under union law that may be a bit difficult.
How about I set up negotiations.
Anything you can do will be of great help.
*goes to sulk*
If you have a male slave, all you have to do is marry him off to a completely unsuitable woman. Then he’s happy to get away from the house and go off to work.
Fly-lady feels unwanted, Leila.
Lord of the flys?
Is she piggy? or Ms. piggy if you prefer.
Jules, did you click my CLICKIE??? CLICKIE!!!!!!!!
Free range bacon.
Free range lube.
*gives Jules and miss dirty looks*
They are NOT for nomming or turning into lube.
*stops noming ham sammich*
Wha?
*stops noming bacon sammich*
Huh?
*stops porking the pig*
Who?
*shakes head at Ms B, GS and Jules*
Wow.
Just wow!
*SqueezeTacklesAllThree*
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!
Anyone want some of the pork ribs I bar-b-que’d?
*tickletacklesqueezeLeilafrombehind*
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Hey! Everyone! Leila approves of the ribs! Come and get ‘em!
As she should.
*shudders*
(Ms. B – she’s today’s diet aid!)
There’s always something around here. It’s a wonder I’m able to eat anything at all!
Cake?
The cake is a fly!
How is Ms B going to agree to eat it now?
Perhaps she'lldieddiet.Well, you guys are certainly making it easier.
From that photo yesterday, it looks like via enema.
Don’t ever say that again.
This days keeps getting kinkier.
*schmears duct tape with baby oil*
*considers sliding tape off paws*
*leaves it alone in appreciation of bondage Friday*
*rummages around desk drawer*
Anybody see that rope I had here last week?
Thought it was a chew toy.
I think pieces are around here somewhere.
Yes. You didn’t get the memo, Scotty?
I never get the memo. *sigh* I would have brought my equipment with me had I known.
*agrees and shudders*
I dunno those flies seemed to want her in a bad way
I wonder if that vomitorium came with sticks to stick down your throat to induce vomiting, since it was decided it was a high society place and all.
You use your fingers for that Motts which I have yet to master.
….or want to.
:[ There was one time were I was so sick to my stomach and I knew if I just vacated the stomach contents I would feel better. I tried and tried and … nothing. It sucked!!!!
Does that mean you don’t have a very strong gag reflex, because that is defiantly a win in my book?
*’defiantly’ swaps ‘definitely’ in Jules comment*
I don’t think so, its Friday
What do you expect when you put the word sucked into a sentence when you are talking about gagging? I mean I am only human.
Thanks for the fix; my grammar seems to be especially bad today.
I guess I inadvertently walked right into it, eh?
At least you were not hanging curtains.
Then how did the potato fall onto me?
You misspelled into.q
*yoinks erroneous q out of post*
Your grammar is being defiant?
Jules, what exactly is wrong with gagging when eating a grilled cheese sammich? I would think it would be a compliment.
Well yes and no, if that person can only get a 1/4 down the sandwich before it happens, there is another 3/4 of the sandwich being left out.
I am soooo with you, sis. No way I can *urp* using that method. Opposite of strong gag reflex: NO gag reflex.
How about when you watch a dog you are dogsitting turn around a consume a steaming pile of shit that she just dropped?
You’re not into recycling?
Need I mention that the same dog licks my face?
Aaand there goes breakfast.
Not to mention lunch…
*butterysqueezes*
I haven’t had lunch yet, and if we continue this way I may decide to skip it.
*Graciesqueeze*
I haven’t either, but I just looked at some of the previous fails…certainly helps the weight…
Must stop please!! I can’t skip lunch. I’m taking a friend/co-worker out for her b-day lunch today.
Well, hello BbB!!!!!
*longtimenoseesqueezies*
Sowwy…didn’t mean to make you feel ill…
*squeezedabuddacow*
Howdy there SuzieQ!! It’s been a while.
Yes, it has. Work’s been insanely busy as of late, so it makes it a bit difficult to party with the ‘peeps. Starting to slow up a bit today, so here I am…
Well, it’d make me a little queazy, to be sure. But I just have this cast iron stomach. I very rarely get tummyaches. In fact, I don’t even remember the last time I *urped*….
That’s a good thing LGB but whenever I remember her eating her own shit, I do wish I had a sensitive stomach.
:bleh:
I thought it was relatively long feathers, with which to tickle the back of your throat and induce vomiting. In the ancient vomitoriums anyway. The modern ones come with fly-covered stanky butts.
*orders fly-covered stanky butts for Halloween*
I am going for originality.
I thought they used feathers for that.
Feathers are to tickle the ‘you know whats’.
Danglies?
You said it.
Not me.
*takes notes*
*looks over Gracie’s shoulders*
Hey! Take my name off of there.
What’s so convenient about leaving your hat there?!?
IT’s made for josh bender if he cant ride anymore:
Do we have definition to this type of troll? You know they type who feels the need to pepper the page with unnecessary videos?
does your father know u?
does yours love you?
I think he did and that might be his problem.
Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.
Rofl!!! BAD TOUNCH!!! Wait, but mr INDIAN_NOMAD may have actually enjoyed it.
*powers up Phaser banks, arms Photon torpedoes*
*TackleSqueezes*
*squeezie*
I am calling them ‘Salt and pepper’ trolls.
They assualt your eyes with the videos they pepper around the page.
Oooooooooooh! I like it.
*rubs Jules belly*
if you knew something about the riding world then u wouldnt say thats an unneccessary video
end of idiotism here please
r u horny
Used to live next door to the Olympic team coach for the UK, still uneccessry.
Oh that kind of riding…..silly me!
*puts away handcuffs*
Heh!! It’s definitely Friday – I ♥ it!
*points to a busy freeway*
Go play!!!
Have a nice day.
“end of idiotism here please”
So nice of you to let us know you won’t be posting anymore.
Yes, yes…his village needs him…
Then go away and it will end.
*FridaySqueeze*
seems u dont understand this ok nevermind, once you might grow a brain good day for u too
*english accent*
Good day to you as well.
*goes to grow another brain*
*”fertilizes” Leila’s growing brain*
(tee hee!
)
Oooooooooooh!!!
Thank you!!! I will return the favor when need be. 
Ummm, Leila…I…um…don’t think it’s the kind of “fertilizer” you’d appreciate.
But…
But…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! JUDY, I will get you!!!!
*giggles*
*hides behind Ms B*
*snickers*
*enters thread*
Good lord! What’s that smell??
*looks for open window*
You can say I have shitz as a secondary brain.
and 
and *rofl*
So many emos.
Oh, we get it! It’s just not funny or necessary.
*loans IN a Shift key and a few punctuation marks*
That should help.
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Notice it says FDC
The FDC must approve it
Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act enforced by the US Food and Drug Administration.
THE FDA APRROVES THIS AD
I don’t know what the C stands for but I thought it meant Fire Department C?
Connection, I believe.
It’s where the fireman can stick in his hose, so to speak.
BUAHAHAHAH!!!!
Fire Department Connection?
Are you sure it is not just a point for Leila to order a grilled cheese from?
The firemen are in hosiery?!?
I wish they would put signs up where I could stick my “hose”
If you do not know where to stick your “hose” by now then you are in deep doo doo.
How old are you anyway?
If his hose is in deep doo doo. . .
Oh, Moomin. *tongue click*
*comes to heel*
Hang on. . .what?
Makes sense a dog would get there first I guess.
I think our discussion further up the blog has you under the power of suggestion spell…
*smacks Mooming in the hand*
BAD MOOMIN!!!
BAD!!!!!!!
Mooming? IN the hand?
Leila? You okay?
Where should I smack him?
Hey, how come you are never on FB2.
1. Moomin. Moomin.
2. ON the hand. ON the hand.
3. Safety.
4. I’m not really all that into FB2. I’m kinda worried that everybody who plays HERE will eventually end up playing on THERE. We’ve already pretty much lost MRN to it. Also, you can’t do emotes and HTML there.
That’s a VERY long list. If you want me to act on it – meaning read it – then you gonna have to give me an incentive.
*waits*
*ThankYouForTheCorrectionsSqueezies*
*ponders*
How ’bout a piece of this chocolate cake I just baked?
Also, you know that Marius and I adopted you. That should count for something…
*tears well up in one eye* You did? I’ve been adopted? *sniff* For reals?
You are not making me into your housekeeper or anything like that, are you?
*NOMS CHOCOLATE CAKE*
Are we uneducated allowed to ask the meaning of FB2?
Facebook is the other FB2.
There are two FB2′s?!?!
I just join FB2 because of you guys, but have no idea how to find anyone.
Yes, Miss Patience:
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/01/14/backflip-fail-2/#comment-751066
Jules, I’m on there with my FB name. You can find me by searching LittleGirl Blue. (No space between ‘little’ and ‘girl’ for the first name.)
Thank you, I have been trying to figure out how to find people since no one wants any info on fail blog for the trolls to see.
Yeah, that whole anonymity thing went right out the window on the other FB.
Also, it’s very confuzzling when you learn your FP’s real names. I still don’t have everybody straight…
Hee hee! I like getting to know everybody for realsies! It did take me a while to start thinking of everyone by their real names instead of their username here.
We have ‘real’ names?
LIES!
Hahaha! That John Cleese, he can make anything funny.
It’s all a persona…IRL I’m actually a buttacow…I only pretend on FB2…
@TheMotts *clickie*
S’naughty, missydizzy. Sorta PG-13 naughty, not R naughty. Is there an in-between rating?
In UK 15 mebbe?
Ah. PG-15. I like it.
Our system is
U, PG, PG12, 15, 18.
OIC. No PG before the 15? Just 15?
Yeah, even if you’re with adults you still have to be 15 (or 18).
Yes, apparently they are old enough to go to the cinema by themselves!
Hence why I never go to 15 rated films, they are usually flying popcorntastic.
I thought it was U, PG, 12, 12A, 15, 18?
They keep arsing around with the 12 rating! But yes, Ithink you a right at the mo!
What does the “A” stand for?
Accompanied, or some such. Same idea as PG.
In the UK we wouldn’t have a naughty rating on a stomach at all, I don’t think. We’re a bit too crass for that sort of restraint.
Can’t see it, can’t really comment! (workyblocky)
Stomach with ‘open 24 hrs’ written on it and an arrow pointing down.
*inserts ‘female’ into missy’s post*
Inserts ‘click’ into LGB’s ‘female’.
Getting a little racy, isn’t it?
If she had an ‘open’ sign, she’s asking for it.
*wipes off marker from stomach*
Wha?
OhhhKay, I have seen worse tattooed on!
My fave, a W on each butt cheek.
True Story:
A friend of a friend bet me $50 he had my name tattooed on his butt. I knew it had to be a joke of some sort, but curiosity got the better of me. Of course, he dropped his drawers to prove it. Sure enough — he had the word “YOUR” on one cheek and the word “NAME” tattooed on the other!
Sounds like a setup for disappointment to me.
Not crass — less hung-up!
Haha, I prefer crass. Makes me feel naughty.
*feels missydizzy*
Yup!
I see the naughty barn is busy today!
I don’t know what has gotten into them today. They are all out of control. OUT OF CONTROL I TELL YA!!!!
They?
That looks like a invite!
*starts driving to missdiz’s house*
So… you’re old enough to drive, we’ve established that much.
Don’t worry, it’s padded. Come on, you didn’t think we expected you to dump your loved ones down concrete stairs did you?
The drop off is on the left outside the picture.
watch out for the left off drop off off on the left
Yes, this was fairly obvious to me too. It’s kind of scary that it took an hour and a half of people viewing this before somebody figured that out. Maybe that will give some pause to all the folks who like to post a dozen totally irrelevant comments and pride themselves on how witty they are. But probably not.
OK people if this person who took the pic would’ve shown more to the right, you’d probably see a ramp or waiting zone. There were just stairs beside it, so this person thought they’d be clever and cut off part. Not exactly a fail.
You’re right, I’m glad SOMEBODY was smart enough to realize this.
Since our BFF turned 16 (if memory serves me right) what is he allowed to do legally? Can he start driving like in the US?
Pretty much nothing, except legally do the naughties in the UK.
I think doing the naughties is illegal in every country.
Tell me about it.
Apparently in Missouri (up until recently) there was only one legal… er… position. Only one.
Who makes those rules?
And more importantly, who enforces them?
And how does one enforce such rules/laws?
I smell something Soviet in the state of Missouri…
I wouldn’t call that nothing.
Well…it would depend on those involved…some are more ‘gifted’ than others…
Yeah! Drop off already! Damn handicaped guys!
Hey everyone, look what I found. The CUDDLE PUDDLE!!!!!!!
I’m not cuddling with you until you at least thank Marius and me for adopting you.
Hmf.
Thank Goddess!!! I really need this puddle. Some stuff is going on at work that’s truly bad. And I have to go to a memorial service for a friend this afternoon.
*puddle and booz STAT please*
Zzzzzzz….
Sorry. I dropped off.
I think they meant that one LITERALLY.
isnt that technically a WIN? i mean… they ARE right.
Its a win, hadicap will drop, literally
I think its more Ironic than a fail?
is there any proof that this sign is real? my eyes tell me it’s fake
They have disobeyed one convention: WHEELCHAIR-BOUND HANDICAPS NEED RAMPS!!!
and the drivethru for the blind is that way —>
<— as well as the rock concert for the deaf
This is where you drop off the handicapped that need protection from the terrible secret of space.
We said we’d be dropping you off. We never said how.