4 SALE: BARELY-USED LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW – MAKE ME AN OFFER!!! (Universal Studios)
This is a chance of a lifetime to own your very own late night talk show- guaranteed to last for up to seven months!! Really must see to appreciate.
Information for potential buyers:
-Measures 100′ x 100′ x 32′ – plenty of room for a futon!
-Designed for 11:35 but can be easily moved
-Band can be sold separately
-Buyer must honor Barry Manilow booking next ThursdayMAKE ME YOUR BEST OFFER!!!!!! (Also willing to trade for Coldplay tickets)
Conan O’Brien puts the Late Show up for sale on Craigslist. Hilarity ensues until the fun-haters take it down.
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I get firsty while looking at this.
gj
I just logged on. What’s that URL I should check out? FinallyFirst.com…
Hey, my Jarich’s first, finally!
FinallyFirst.com!
Christ. Most brilliant comment of the decade.
wait, are we in the first or last year of the decade?
We’re in the last year of this decade.
oh look,rabbits
First!!!!
fail
FIRST!
double fail!
Nope. You failed on one extra level.
lol nice one
Muddy Mudskipper
I Heard From A Reliable Source You Liek Mudkipz.
ShudUp you and back of the line! Soups getting cold.
Poor duffers.
They seem to have trouble making paar these days.
*squeeze*
Where the heck you been all day?
Leila wants us to name her.
*Snickers* A naming ceremony? I thought we were non-demonational.
Work has been a bit much the last two days.
Impatient customers with unreasonable demands and no chance for me to get away.
*Squeeze*
*And Squeezes to the rest of the failpeeps*
Hungry? grab a snickers
*squeezes Marius and her little blue non-biological sister*
That would be HIS little blue non-biological sister.
But *squeeze* anyway!
blargh, gender specifics always confuse me. I’m always saying “her sister” and “his brother”, no matter the gender of the original subject.
It’s my one mental flaw.
You only have one? You’d better start working on some more, you’re way behind the rest of us.
Well, maybe my major flaw.
That and I have a tendency to mope a lot.
And hold grudges.
And i can never get I’s and E’s the right way around.
*theives wierd cieling*
Sometimes my “unique” sense of humour is totally lost on other people.
I’m a bit of a grammar nazi.
The list goes on really, I suppose
In many languages that have gender-inflected nouns, the adjectives are also inflected to agree with the gender of the noun, including possessive pronouns. Thus, in Italian, for example, “his sister” is sua sorella, where sua has a feminine ending to agree with “sisters” rather than with “him/his.” Likewise, mama mia — mia is feminine whether the “I” behind the “my” is male or female. So … queer “I” for the straight guy.
Oh, fuzz. *tongue click*
"Tongue" is feminine in Italian; "click" is masculine.
"Fuzz" and "an idea" are feminine; and "a ghost" -- un fatasma -- though it has a feminine ending, is masculine.
So with such generic gendered confusion, confusion is what I and my mind's eye generally generate.Okay. You’re just scaring me now…
Eye see a project.
♪ Don’t hold back, reach out, touch the sky. . . ♪
Yeah, that’s right. I’m just Italian.
*squeezes and tickles Jon with feather*
*runs*
*chases BFF with a whole peac0ck tail*
*tickles. LOTS.*
*convulses*
*reaches for large feather duster*
*retaliates*
*puts hand on hips*
Come on. Loading those dusters into those tanks was underhand, and we both know it, BFF.
can’t believe u losers use this place like a chat forum or something – really interesting comments for sure… go squeeze each other somewhere else
That’s keen.
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Did he say FIRST just to mess with everyone because judging by the time it was posted…
Ummmm, no. He said “first” because he’s a First Troll.
Maybe he was first in his DeLorean. Who can tell?
*isn’t telling*
I can!
*hops into DeLorean*
*speeds into new dimension, at 88mph*
*cuts off Doc’s DeLorean with his Yugo and speeds into a new dimension first, at 90MPH*
Does this late show come with Conan himself?
Starring Raab, himself?
Something for Kramer to put next to his Merv Griffin set.
Actually, I was thinking of purchasing this myself and inviting you over, Aja. I’d like to interview you about your quilt.
conan the barbarian?
and Conan.
Stater Bros.
Conan the inept governer of California.
eighteenth! I’m validated
You must’ve stolen my stamp when I wasn’t looking, Al…
Validation violation!
Violet Violation!
‘Violent Violet’ was my gramma’s nickname.
Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I DID have an ‘interesting’ childhood.
Fk Jay Leno hes not even funny. His old show was boring with only some slightly funny sketches, Conan, Andy the band and all his writers makes me laugh the entire time, all the time !!!!!!
Before you bash Jay Leno, let’s hear some comedy from you.
“Conan O’Brien puts the Late Show up for sale on Craigslist.”
No, he put The Tonight Show up for sale on Craigslist. The Late Show is hosted by David Letterman. Failblog fact-check fail.
Rah, bah, bah…
Did he say “rah, bah, bah”? All I heard was “yak yak yak”. I need to change the battery in my hearing aid.
Miracle Ear?
You must have some fluff in your ears. It sounded more like “Jabber chatter burble mutter.”
*gets Marius’ anti-seizure meds ready again, just in case*
*snickers*
I never did find what combination of that group was censored.
:[
*Pays*
*Pokes*
:[
I don’t really understand why NBC feels the need to cow-tow to Leno’s interests anyway. I hope Conan goes to Fox.
Or Comedy Central. Then John Stewart’s trifecta would be complete.
I remember when they used to have those re-runs in the evening. I loved the promos where they used Conan’s quote “the best network ever” out of context (originally it was supposed to be the chip in his head that made him say NBC was the best network ever).
*tows Cloral’s cows*
*tips cows*
The service was superb.
Cowabunga! It’s a Moomin!!
*SQUEEEEEZE!*
Don’t have a cow man!
Have a squeeze!
*squeeze*
*smooths back the Moomin’s cowlick*
There. Now you look like you just stepped out of a fashion magazine.
Looks like I’m back to being late and short.
*Steps in cow cake*
*cowtows to the funnies*
Respect!
*Uses cow catcher*
TAG!
Your it!
I’m too cowardly to join in, though….
Moomin is a cash cow?
*Squeezes and shakes out loose change*
Moomin a cow? Udderly ridiculous!
*grabs loose change*
*buys cheap liquor*
♪ Happy trails to you, keep smilin’ un-til then.♪
i had the same Conan WIN on my blog earlier this morning. I came first.
webfails.blogspot.com
“I came first”? Seriously?
Is Failblog becoming a haven for five-year-olds?
Mr Shadow Mr Shadow Mr Shadow
Look at this picture what I drew.
*runs in front of Moomin*
*waves drawing*
No, Misser Shadow! Look at mine! I drawed it all by mysef. See the pretty bird in da sky? I wike birds. Do you wike birds, Misser Shadow?
“I came first.”
That’s nothing to brag about.
I think the tonight show came first…
Dude, who wouldn’t trade a late night show for Coldplay tickets? If I had a late night show I would do it any day of the year!
I hope he goes to FOX
I honestly don’t get this.
Conan should get a show on Comedy Central that follows Colbert. That would be awesome. If he went to Fox, they’d just cancel him for no reason like they do with all their good shows.
except for the daily show and southpark, shows don’t last very long on comedy central.. but i suppose most of them sucked…
Hehe, Conan’s been very, very funny this week.
Too bad they’re screwing him over, he would have been fine, given some time…
I wonder if Leno will recover from the bad press he’s getting right now.
i’m guessing no.
LAST
so happy fail blog is for conan
Leno is a scumbag. Do not watch his show. If there’s a guest you want to see, wait for the internet clip so you don’t watch his advertisers’ commercials. Screw Leno. Screw NBC.
TEAM COCO! CONAN4EVAR!
I am never watching leno again. I have no reason to watch NBC anymore. Their shows suck. I loved conan. Some one had to represent some of us pale ginger kids. Hope leno gets booted from the tonight in 4 months.
Team Conan!
FIRST!!!
…and don’t any of you deny it, so help me!