Sadly not as of yet. I’m a wholesaler. I am, however, toying with the idea. I do not want to step on my customer base so I’m a bit skittish on the subject.
I have one customer who sells some of my stuff on eBay under atkstationary. Yes he spelled it wrong.
I’m guessing he was angry that the door was there. That would explain why he seemed to calm back down when they opened it and let him through. Or maybe it was the concussion that calmed him down.
Oh hey, ZA – the other day I saw a license plate that said RIGL, and I thought to myself “Oh! I know what that stands for! That stands for ‘Rolling In Grave Laughing!’” and then I thought “What?! Who the hell would ever say that??” And then I realized that would be YOU!
My boss is used to hear me chucking occasionally (he understands I’m insane, but usefully so), but I’m glad he stepped away from his desk at the right moment. I’d hate to have to try to come up with an explanation as to what I found so darned funny.
Some of them jumped out at me (which is impressive, I usually read through errors without noticing them) and I do have the time because 1) I have no life by definition and 2) It’s Friday and I don’t wanna work (don’t tell my boss, he’s right behind me!):
serous -> serious slip -> slipped would of -> would have ….. -> lots of feminine hygiene products.
This is really a momentum fail. he had eliminated all oh the chairs momentum so he had to use his body to help his arms.especially with the tile/whatever floor. The result was he ended up losing balance. Or i suppose so. I am ANALising this a little to much I think. I watched this video like 80 times. this is a pro loss, lolz.
I’m not sure how he got in there to begin with, but I think it’s good news he wants to get back out. Question: wouldn’t going through a door frame opening when you’re stuck inside a door violate the space time continuum in some unnatural way?
Its a dude drunk after a night out. He gets pissed off at some workers in BK, so chucks his drink against a wall (which I think got cut off the beginning of this clip, its on YouTube though) then grabs a chair and tries to smash the window with it (there was no ‘other guy’). Changes his mind at the last minute (or more likely he never had the bottle to do it in the first place just wanted to cause a scene) but slipped ON THE SNOW. We’ve been having some amazingly bad weather here and the pavements have become like ice rinks, the white stuff on the floor isnt a spilt drink, its slushy snow thats worked its way in on peoples shoes, pretty much every shop in the Uk had it last week.
Also, when the sound cuts out in the middle, its cos the guy filming is pissing himself laughing and shouts ‘AAAAAAH WHAT A KNOBHEAD’ as the twat retreats out the door.
So probably he took offense at something a normal person innocently said and freaked out (gay rage) and then fell over because gays dont have good coordination.
Instant Karma!!! I’m glad he didn’t get the chance to break that window and hurt someone. He amost clipped a person witht the chair legs. He needs to learn how to handle his anger/alchohol level. P.S. What is this subculture of forum conversations that don’t have anything to do with the original topic? The language is different to me but not unreadable. I can’t even bring myself to read the lolcat comments. That animal/baby talk/intellectually impaired lingo is too much. Those “capshuns” are sometimes funny and sometimes annoying. They are phonetically correct but are a person’s idea about how a cat would sound and write if they could speak english. It’s ridiculous!! My mom’s cat Mr. Buddatoocie presumably has a Romanian accent with a hint of Russian. Oops I’m rambling. Now I see how easy it is to get off topic in a forum. Peace out interweb people….
Now that is divine intervention if you know what I mean. Watch the people to the right of him when he is about to swing the chair. They look like they get pushed out of the way by something.
Wtf is this supposed to mean
It mean’s you have the biggest failure of a 1st comment ever
hey its better than “FIRST!”
Marginally so.
You must feel so alone.
Small comfort that.
Confucius say man who have whole in pocket feel c0cky all day…
*Sigh*
You mean hole, not whole…
True…but at least it takes him from A to Z on his keyboard.
Only if he can use a shortcut.
I would have tossed the video up for that, but I can be a bugger that way.
It means you ain’t done witcher skoolin’ yet.
And he, who now to sense, now nonsense leaning,
Means not, but blunders round about a meaning.
Failure doesn’t mean you are a failure it just means you haven’t succeeded yet.
~Robert H. Schuller
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
~Thomas A. Edison
it means you’re an idiot.
nuh uh what makes you think i am an idiot.
I agree with Howieee!!!
Karma – What goes around comes around
Violence is not the way to solve your problems
The guys an idiot Duh!
clean the floor better next time
I thought this means its TOO clean
No, pouring a white fluid on the floor does not by itself make the floor clean. Mopping it up is a start, you’ll learn about that sometime.
There’s probably a nice clean spot in front of the arcade game he intended to destroy, that he created sliding on his @55 across the floor.
OMG!!!
I just can’t keep up with all these new fails. It’s all … too much…
Catch me!
*faints*
*goes to throw a pillow down for LGB but falls down instead.*
Ouch. :blush:
I am slow today. Work really sucked.
Poor Marius!
If you don’t mind my asking, what is it that you do do?
I make *snicker* signs and engravings.
Seriously? :[
Do you have a website or can you give me an example?
Sadly not as of yet. I’m a wholesaler. I am, however, toying with the idea. I do not want to step on my customer base so I’m a bit skittish on the subject.
I have one customer who sells some of my stuff on eBay under atkstationary. Yes he spelled it wrong.
well if you do make sure you plan ahea
d.
dang life lag. TM beatme to i
t.
lol. spellcheck fail!
Do you reall
y?
Yep. I really should submit some of the signs I’ve made.
*Hides*
Just Snickers, not Milky Way signs and engravings? What are you, nuts?
Well, sometimes I feel like one.
Sometimes you don’t?
*checks Mounds*
Nope…no nuts here. I’m allllll woman.
Like they say woman are from Venus and Men are from Mars.
*Runs to catch LGB*
*Slips and slides under bar*
*Catches cheap liquor*
Whew! that was close.
*Gives LGB drink you help revive her*
You saved the most important thing!
*glug*
It would be better if we knew what he was angry about.
I’m guessing he was angry that the door was there. That would explain why he seemed to calm back down when they opened it and let him through. Or maybe it was the concussion that calmed him down.
Oh hey, ZA – the other day I saw a license plate that said RIGL, and I thought to myself “Oh! I know what that stands for! That stands for ‘Rolling In Grave Laughing!’” and then I thought “What?! Who the hell would ever say that??” And then I realized that would be YOU!
*snorkity*
*Gently pets the Snorekitty so that it doesn’t wake*
*Places tiny Breathe Right® strip on Snorekitty’s nose*
My boss is used to hear me chucking occasionally (he understands I’m insane, but usefully so), but I’m glad he stepped away from his desk at the right moment. I’d hate to have to try to come up with an explanation as to what I found so darned funny.
last!
I smell a lawsuit
Really? What kind of odo(u)r do they emit? Do you like the smell of them in the morning?
They might have the odo(u)r typical of briefs. In which case, one might wish to avoid them in the morning.
- That could have been serous. O___O It was just luck that he slip because that other guy would of been in the hospital…..
Let me point out just a few of the grammatical errors in your comment, LT.
Nevermind. I don’t have that kind of time right now.
Some of them jumped out at me (which is impressive, I usually read through errors without noticing them) and I do have the time because 1) I have no life by definition and 2) It’s Friday and I don’t wanna work (don’t tell my boss, he’s right behind me!):
serous-> seriousslip-> slippedwould of-> would have…..-> lots of feminine hygiene products.I think that about covers it!
*squeeze*
PHAIL!!! (>*,..,*)>
last again
Not for long, though.
I wonder what he ordered…
A super-sized bucket of fail.
He got fried with that.
He also got shake-n up sliding like that.
His butt wanted a milkshake and he just couldn’t say no to it.
yes & maybe a deflowered drink while he was at it
Baconlube!
A slightly used potato.
ups! somebody cleaned the floor!
Why would you tell UPS that someone cleaned the floor? Aren’t they much too busy losing packages to worry about clean floors?
They asked “What can brown do for you?” Alex wants floors cleaned.
Why do I feel that brown is an inappropriate color to be cleaning your floors with?
“Watch out! Wet floor.” ?
Holy Shit, That’s the Burger King on O’Connell Street in Dublin!! Lol, i feel his pain!!!
haha it so is!!! I as reading down through the comments wondering if anyone spotted it!!!
Ah sure I’d know that Splurger anywhere. Some divilment.
This is really a momentum fail. he had eliminated all oh the chairs momentum so he had to use his body to help his arms.especially with the tile/whatever floor. The result was he ended up losing balance. Or i suppose so. I am ANALising this a little to much I think. I watched this video like 80 times. this is a pro loss, lolz.
by the power of grayskull!!!!! *whoop*
I noticed that straight away too!! haha brilliant. What a numpty!
Time for me to ride on outta here.
*Squeezes to everyone*
*Grabs chair and dashes out the door*
I find going thru a door frame opening is easier than going out a door.
BTW how did you get in a door in the first place?
I’m not sure how he got in there to begin with, but I think it’s good news he wants to get back out. Question: wouldn’t going through a door frame opening when you’re stuck inside a door violate the space time continuum in some unnatural way?
-head explodes-
And then the guy probably shot himself out of frustration/embarassment.
Er… *embarrassment
im sure they planned on doing this cuz camera guy wouldnt be video taping this at the exact moment
Ah, to be fair to this lad, I don’t think ‘Angry’ is the right word. He just knows how to have a good time.
RAAAAAAA *slips* EPIC FAIL
this video is pretty old >.>
he acts like he has been in my shine bottle (mad at the world and caint stand up)
Fake
Next week: Company sued for keeping inadequate facilities.
Is that burger king on o connel’s st? Just wondering
I was just thinking that… im fairly sure it is!!!
hooray for irish fail! lol
i was there… this is a big fake ¬¬”
Its a dude drunk after a night out. He gets pissed off at some workers in BK, so chucks his drink against a wall (which I think got cut off the beginning of this clip, its on YouTube though) then grabs a chair and tries to smash the window with it (there was no ‘other guy’). Changes his mind at the last minute (or more likely he never had the bottle to do it in the first place just wanted to cause a scene) but slipped ON THE SNOW. We’ve been having some amazingly bad weather here and the pavements have become like ice rinks, the white stuff on the floor isnt a spilt drink, its slushy snow thats worked its way in on peoples shoes, pretty much every shop in the Uk had it last week.
Also, when the sound cuts out in the middle, its cos the guy filming is pissing himself laughing and shouts ‘AAAAAAH WHAT A KNOBHEAD’ as the twat retreats out the door.
He is wearing a pink shirt so he is probably gay.
So probably he took offense at something a normal person innocently said and freaked out (gay rage) and then fell over because gays dont have good coordination.
What were they screaming at him about?
next time trow it on people this is what you get if youre fight against doors! >:(
Instant Karma!!! I’m glad he didn’t get the chance to break that window and hurt someone. He amost clipped a person witht the chair legs. He needs to learn how to handle his anger/alchohol level. P.S. What is this subculture of forum conversations that don’t have anything to do with the original topic? The language is different to me but not unreadable. I can’t even bring myself to read the lolcat comments. That animal/baby talk/intellectually impaired lingo is too much. Those “capshuns” are sometimes funny and sometimes annoying. They are phonetically correct but are a person’s idea about how a cat would sound and write if they could speak english. It’s ridiculous!! My mom’s cat Mr. Buddatoocie presumably has a Romanian accent with a hint of Russian. Oops I’m rambling. Now I see how easy it is to get off topic in a forum. Peace out interweb people….
I agree with Howieee!!!
Karma – What goes around comes around
Violence is not the way to solve your problems
The guys an idiot Duh!
That’s wot happens when u wear a pink shirt!! karma
It was funnier the first two times i saw it. Its already up on the site like heaps of times
Why is he falling down? What sense does it have? Should he proof gravity?
naja ! nich so der brüller falls ihr versteht was ich meine
Anyone else notice the five year old watching him?
Bet he’s not about to throw a tantrum any time soon. Nobody wants to look like that guy.
Well, I guess Burger King doesn’t always let you have it your way
yerim seni yerim
Would you like some fail with your order?
Eh ‘ LD’ the video isn’t British love. Its burger king on O’Connell street in Dublin , IRELAND. Typical Brits claiming everything for their own.
seriously… enough with the f’ing commercials!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, thats in Burger King on O ‘ Connell St in Dublin Ireland…..
Exit…Stage Left!!!
Fast Food Rage it’s sweeping the nation.
http://www.theweek.com/article/index/104717/The_McNugget_meltdownand_6_more_fastfood_freakouts
That’s what his sorry behind gets! LOL!!!!!
Hey! I know you!
Nice dodge, mate!
Brotha took him OUT!
[Insert ironic comment here]
Now that is divine intervention if you know what I mean. Watch the people to the right of him when he is about to swing the chair. They look like they get pushed out of the way by something.
Are you sure it’s in Dublin?
I hear french: a girl shouting “fais gaffe fais gaffe!!” and then everybody saying “ouaaaaais”
Pretty cool place you’ve got here. Thanks for it. I like such topics and everything connected to them. I definitely want to read a bit more soon.
Sincerely yours
That was pretty unfortunate. It goes to show that anger and lashing out doesn’t tend to help, just make you look stupid!
… happens!!!:D:D:D