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i see no samples…
Follow your nose.
I nose nothing! NOTHING!!!
A doctor just took my stool sample!
Sucked it right outta ya’?
I’d like to leave a deposit on that stool.
I bet it costs a packet.
I bet it costs a heap.
If it costs a heap, let’s hope it doesn’t give you piles.
Shopping doesn’t cause piles – that’s a load of crap.
My knowledge and expertise on shopping is poop.
Manure funny!
*squeezes Czuhc, avoiding the poop*
I’m adding this to my log
I might dump it in mine too!
Scratch and sniff.
Snatch and whiff…
*shrugs*
Catch and stiff.
Dude! Where have you been! *hugs* Stop sniffing my crotch!
Only if I can have a mask….
I actually saw once “Harry’s house of feces” where they gave out free samples. I thought they were fake.
But you did pass on that example – to us!
*checks samples*
Hmmm… Obviously colewort… That was something with lots of fat – maybe bacon?… Oh, and this was clearly beer. Interesting.
What??? no corn?
there’s always corn
That was clean, but I still thought of rule 34.
How is corn in the stool remotely clean?
wording: minor fail
attaching sign to a chair: major fail
I checked out their samples. They were complete shit.
Hmm… so we’re pretending that stool isn’t a synonym for “chair without a back”?
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Here we go again.
I plead the turd.
If you knew anything about the true meaning of “stool” you wouldn’t laugh about this. Oh, and “per” means “by”, you idiot!
Ah, the beauty of the English language. If only people had a sense of humour.
*squeeze*
I have a sense of humour, it’s all those other people who don’t. You know, the ones that don’t laugh when I slap them across the face, don’t they realise I’m doing it ironically?
I have no sense of humor when it comes to a crappy topic like this.
nor whenI say it.
Bad tounch! *Blaaargs while laffing*
Well, well, well, jam. Check you out!
Looking pretty in pink, I must say.
*squeeze*
I thought I’d cover up for a change.
*squeeze*
The sign is a lie..
What, no cake?
u need night vision to see it
*Buys carrots*
*starts chewing*
*Turns orange*
*stops chewing*
*rejects carrots*
*Buys night-vision goggles*
*spots troll*
Stools are oftenly used for suicidal hanging.
As lube around the neck?
*slips and falls onto a sharpened turd*
Hoisted by his own peturd
at least that’s what I told the doc
Death by stool?
Did you ever have a stool sample of human remain….sometimes I get bones that are leathel
This is obviously a photoshop.
I’ve used photoshop before and I’ve seen that font before. Plus look at that shadow. No light source could possibly make that shadow.
Makes sense, since light sources don’t make shadows. Quite the opposite in fact.
*inserts tildes liberally into previous post*
Also, look at the edges of the ‘stool’. If you look closely you can see hallmarks of the ‘lasso tool’ as people in the business call it… highly technical term, don’t worry if you’re confused. LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS. They are NOT JPG artefacts as people keep telling me. I know this. I have a degree in Photoshop.
And I have a degree in BS detection and this thread reeks of it.
*fumbles about* I think I have a sample here someplace.
Besides the edges of the seat are crumpled due to good ole’fashioned pinching of the fabric around the circular seat base, not some swanky high tech post production techniques.
I’m pretty sure you’re cgi.
Cool Gigolo Investigator
Complete Gastro Intestine
Cuddling German Immigrants.
???
Ooooh so photoshop uses fonts so unique no other program has them, gots it.
stool – it is a Russian pronunciation for “chair”
In Soviet Russia, you don’t sit on stool, stool si on y
Are the stool samples available for taste testing?
Is this a fail because it’s a bad joke? I think these types of fails work better when the double meaning is unintentional. This fail leaves me dissatisfied, and I feel the need to go outside and yell at some children to help pick up my spirit.
maybe you need a poo
He did just say he was going to vacate the premises.
he’s going to check that there’s nothing going on at the pool after he dropped the kids off
get them while they’re warm
They’re selling like hot (bum)cakes?
Also sold in the cup variety, bring your own cups!
sorry no returns
unless i can push in your stool
Why can you only see a sample? I want to see the whole stool. I can’t make an adequate interior decorating decision based on a splinter. This is stupid.
And why is everyone talking about poo?
You’ve all gone batsh1t crazy!
*roffle* I love the blog also ~ you’re a great Publisher!
That’s a chair, not a toilet or a stool.
(Stools have no backs. Toilets always exist in bathrooms.)
Well, the bathroom is indeed the natural habitat of toilets, but mankind’s cruel ways force more and more toilets to leave their old nesting grounds and flee into the wild. It’s sad, really.
Detoiletation is a touchy subject.
Not true! They also exist in potted plants at the mall
Just speak to our salesman, Mr Hankey.
I bet this got Gillian McKeith all excited. Or to use her full medical title: Gillian McKeith.
(Apologies to Ben Goldacre).
LOL. ‘ If you are what you eat, she must have been eating shrew’..
ummm…. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Oh jeez…I had this image in my head today when we were talking about explaining how to take stool samples in class.
Written by a non-native speaker (an European perhaps)?
Stool is chair in Norwegian!
:D
Bwahahahaha! Thank you Target! (That’s one of the bar stools we sell at Target, it’s called the Juliet I believe xD)
i call this a win.
LOL
Stol=Chair In Swedish
Just speak to our salesman, Mr Hankey.
ii site admin heLaaaL
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i think a better word would be “makings.”
Please tell me this wasn’t posted in a library.