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FIRST!
Congrats.
Nice job!
*smacks the first troll, kresta and Ball Sackins upside the head*
*smacks bondfan upside the head for smacking first troll, kresta and ball sackins upside the head*
dont you know that its rude to smack people
How ’bout *THWACKING*? Is *THWACKING* rude?
*THWACK-THWACK-THWACK*
*GLOWERS at the minty green troll*
*nurtures broken limb*
um…no…thwacking is cool
*pulls out musket*
*fires several times*
Hey anybody notice that the close up is completely different from the normal picture
dude your totally right wtf
I did. I assume it’s just a close up shot so quality of the wonderful sight was lost from zooming in.
OR there were two pictures, one zoomed
they are two different photos cause the close up is taken from a different angle, compared to the wide shot.
Honestly, I tried not to look that closely.
PMPL! Comment win!
I think its just different lighting for when its zoomed? Or maybe they edited the colour when they zoomed it in
i noticed… i feel sick now
thats actually some seriously good camera skills.. he had to get close
did you ever notice flies move fast
lol!
name win!
i dispute that firsters qualify as trolls. its perfectly legitamate to be proud of being first. and who does it harm. you baby
Wrong on SO many levels!
Congratulations! You just beat 2 trees.
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You were the first fly on her ass???
Buuuurn.
EYE BLEACH! PLEASE, EYE BLEACH!
Agree… I think I’m going to be sick if I don’t switch to another train of thought. Seriously.
idiot
Commom guys..this is cleary PHOTOSHOP
most things are, doesnt mean it just F-ing gross
i don’t think so, look at the shadows. every little fly’s shadow points in the same direction as the women’s. but i agree that these are 2 different photos.
Not a Photoshop, don’t know who posted it but my friend took this picture in Phoenix AZ. He and have it posted on our FB page someone must have grabbed it from one of our profiles.
I posted this picture like 7 months ago, I cant believe it took so long to appear on the site!
I recieved this picture from my mom in an email actually, but I’m sure it circulated quite healthily.
In addition they are two different pictures, after the first shot he zoomed in for the second, obviously there was a little more walking between shots.
-450,000 points. Premature, much?
It’s not a fail… it’s foul!
Ewwwww.
must Be a piece of Tasty A$$
That’s so nasty! And now… now I need to go #2.
Adds a new meaning to “eating out.”
THIEF!! THIEF!!
You took that sentiment straight from my mouth. Awful brave of you, considering …
One girl, 45 flies, one cup.
I don’t think I can eat lunch now.
I think I may lose mine. :ick:
Get in line, buster.
*stands in line after buster*
*places hand over mouth*
Apparently people forget to wipe…
Do farts have lumps?
Leila this isn’t a laughing matter no matter how much you try to hide your giggling
It’s just seeds. That’s all.
They stick to your clothes.
Sheesh! DOn’t you people ever get outside?
DON’T take away all the fun!
dude no way those are flies
Dude, those are totally seeds. Haven’t you ever seen seeds with wings?
if you zoom into the magnified section on her right buttock, you can totally see the shadow cast by one of those things in flight, they are definitely not seeds…
So, you say some farmer is plowing her Butt?
bahahahahahahahahahaha!
Um if you notice that is not a close up of that pic. The flies are arranged in different positions of the close up pic. Seeds do not move around like that!
Flies. Take a closer look if you can
I’ve had seeds just like those stuck on my pants and socks after walking through tall weeds. When you try to brush them off, they move around, but they don’t come off unless you pick them off one by one.
Since when do flies come in beige? They’re seeds.
Flies the world over are not uniformly black. Whatever those are, they’re winged insects.
Look like lavender seeds to me. Agreed – not flies.
oh your so right! the seeds are just coming out of her a$$, it’s completely normal. you people should get a life.
*reads comments while noming french flies”
*Throws up french flies eaten earlier, wondering where thay have been–other than France, of course. They’ve seen London, maybe?*
What the devil? *urp* Why? Why? Why?
I’m going back to the last fail. This is just vile.
I was just going to say…let’s leave this fail for the trolls and go back and play on the flip fail.
*sign, sign, pass*
*sign, sign, pass*
*puff, puff, pass*
*gas, gas, pass*
*puff puff*
*puff puff*
*puff puff puff*
*puff puff puff puff*
Damn. I’ve seen it and I just can’t unsee it! Where’s the brain bleach again?
*removes brain from skull for a needed bleaching*
*submerges brain in bleach for a day or two*
* gas, break, honk *
h-o-m-e-r
Das just nasty..
Das ist widerlich, ja?
Ziemlich.
*würg*
Oje! Ich hole Sie eine ShamWow!
Danke!
Kein Problem! Hier haben einige Baconlube Sie aufzuheitern!
Baconlube macht alles besser!
(I tried to correct you – being a smartass, I just can’t help myself. Never mind.
)
Allerdings. Warum nicht essen Speck mit dem baconlube? Ich habe gehört, sie passen gut zusammen.
Uh huh…
Obviously I have no clue what you guys are talking about, but I think I would die laughing if I actually heard your conversation.
“jibberish jibberish jibberish jibberish jibberish BACONLUBE jibberish jibberish jibberish “
Don’t worry, we made that “language” up.
I’m not a expert on linguistics, but I’m quite sure it is German language;). We have common border:).
“Indeed. Why not eat bacon with baconlube? I’ve heard they go well together”
You people have really never heard of google translate?
Na Digger, da binnich ma’ gespannt, wassu aus dem hier machst. Hau rein, mien Jung.
Ewwwww. Da krieg ich ja das kotzen wenn ich das sehe.
lol ^_^
Ganz nettes Deutsch für einen Ausländer
ja, nicht schlecht!
aber die alte da oben ist echt übel – da rollen sich einem ja die zehennägel auf!!!!
well, I have to say, i am from the USA and umm, i must say, i have no idea what ur talking about…. freaks…. jkjk!
Actually, your German is horrible.
Nevertheless, the thought’s alright.
Actually you’re pretty arrogant. How good was your English when you were 16? Oh, and BTW – how good is your Japanese? Just asking because BondFan is fluent in English and Japanese.
it’s pretty much fun to read your comments for i’m from germany and i just don’t get what you were talking about
gramatically it’s completely understandable, but somehow i don’t get the sense of it ^^
could anyone help?
First of all, click my name and check “Epic Fails” to understand Baconlube. Then google ShamWow. Then you should be informed.
k thx
btw – how’s my english? 
Less French than your Italian.
om nom nom nom
Jesus Christ, what are those? Flies? Sheddings from some insect? Maggots?
I choose to believe she sat in/on something. And this is a picture of her going home to change those pants.
I’m with you
And this is why sploshing should be practiced in the privacy of one’s home.
and she just happened to sit in something that was right where her butthole is and looks like flies with little wings.
No, she sat in something that attracted the flies. I hope. I really, really, REALLY hope!
right … she sat in something that only stuck to the area up in her butt crack.
Thank you for helping me sleep tonight. And, maybe choke down a meal tomorrow.
I thought the FAIL was choosing THAT handbag with THAT outfit?
I think someone dropped off the foster kids, but took the wrong turn at the pool.
=S
L M F A O
Shopped – the zoomed in image is a different person than the original. Look for the differences.
it’s obviously 2 pictures of the same ass at different times, one is closer up.
Yes… they didn’t “zoom in” the photo, the “zoom in” happened with the camera. Two different shots, one using the zoom.
No, those ARE flies. In her nasty ass.
amazing really, how all of us are so focused on that ass & flies!
yep, still nasty though
Its like a venus fly trap ….
@ Failpeeps, can we stop this now, my head hurts.
OMPF! Where’s the bucket? WHERE’S THE BUCKET?!
My brain is currently soaking in it, you can have it back tomorrow. Or the next day, depending on how long it take me to damage it enough to forget that sight.
would you like a breath mint? It’s only wafer-thin.
Hey there Honey Buns
*facepalm*
you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
Actually, studies have been done on just that. Flies are more attracted to vinegar than honey. Trufax.
Did they study how many you can catch with poop?
^ lololololol.
Actually, I’ve caught more flies with balsamic vinegar than honey.
This should be named
“Pooper Hygiene Fail”
Yes, because this is first grade and poop jokes are still funny.
Yup.
no…. your a poopie head
You’re
What are they?
that is just plain nasty.
New SUPER PANTS
Now with flies on BOTH sides!
Win
Definitely win.
*hurp hurp* pass…
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!
The photo in the circle is not the same one as the big picture, but still, it looks real.
thats because they zoomed in and then took another pic. DUR
*Hurk* …Y’know…there comes a time when one sees something so vile, they cannot come up with something witty or cynical enough to justify it.
This…this is one of those times for me.
Now, pardon me while I slip some Clorox under my eyelids.
fake
Orgasm?
Wouldn’t you fake it if you had to sleep with this?
~What? That emoticon?^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I don’t know, it’s kinda cute.~
Yeah, I vote fake as well. It’s not like the rest of us haven’t purposely glued flies to our asses and paraded around the village before.
great idea!
Quick! Prepare the eye bleach! It is MANDATORY!
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
The fly is on the wrong side of the pants.
Dude! During lunch? Not cool!
why would you even be looking for stuff during lunch? timing fail.
nah. ur just jealous that im looking at this at 4pm
eww. gr0zz
fly not conserved feeding win?
The close up is different than the other picture, but I don’t believe that it is photoshopped or a different person. I think that whoever took the picture also took a closer one and used it as well.
nom nom nom…. we loves wet fart …..nom nom nom
and its not fake by the way…
and we know the zoomed one is not the same as the other photo,but its made few minutes later/earlier
eeeyyyeeeww!!
How else can she take flies out for a walk?
The goggles, they do nothing!
beer goggles????
I think a blindfold would do nothing
wow someone NEVER wipes their ass I see…… greaaaaatttttt
*bucket is passed to me*
*barfs in bucket*
*passes bucket to next person in line*
*takes bucket*
*barfs*
*returns to the Lolrus*
Zombie Apocalypse is NOT going to be happy when his brain gets reconnected to his eyes and he sees what people were using his bucket for…
*reclaims bucket*
*cries* mai bukket iz full ov barfz… ;-;
*steals bucket from Lolrus*
*barfs in bucket*
*returns bucket to Lolrus*
*Lolrus barfs in bucket*
It’s a hygiene fail, not a poor hygiene fail. She succeeded at having poor hygiene.
It’s “proper hygiene fail”
Unless they changed it before I looked.
I am responsible for this appearing here, and it is Proper Hygiene fail
that has to be the nastiest fail ever
Making me sick to my stomach win!
*Hrp* I think I’m gonn…. Oh man that is so… *HURGHHHHHHHHHH*
I think he said his name was Ralph.
But his actor friends call him Rafe.
I hope that was a Priscilla reference… one win amongst the pandemonium of FAIL
That ass is gona be replacing the monsters in my nightmaires
I think the monster in your nightmares was probably smaller in size too.
lol both comments are wins
LMAO
*urp* *urp* *hurp*
And I just ate a brownie. I’m not being gross, I’m serious. I just hope I can keep it…
Well, the flies are enyoying their brownies…
You’re looking at this wrong. This is the person you *want* to walk beside in fly infested country…. more for her, none for you!
Looking at this at ALL is wrong.
OMG….uggggg I need a drink after that one…. then the bucket….
That is the best idea I’ve heard all day. I need scotch. Make it a double.
Does anyone object to a 16yo, 115 proof single malt? No? Good, *passes glasses of Glenlivet Nadurra around* this should make you blind after the 4th glass
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Pass the brain bleach?
Eww this is DISGUSTING!!
this might be the last time I open failblog during lunch….
See? I’m not the only one!
Fake, but funny as hell!
what makes you say its fake?
Hmm, not fake. Shadows, dude. Always look at shadows. And while the zoomed-in picture is not the same, that’s obvious. Whoever took the picture took TWO different pictures, one closer than the other. Dur.
No– this is advanced tech. Have you ever heard of sniffing dogs.. this is the “second generation”, they also look for drugs, and they got something there. She must be going to visit someone in prison, or smugling that from another country.
(ok, no way…)
broáááf
It’s hard enough to be a fat woman in a world that worships thinness without my fellow fatties making things harder by not practicing better hygiene.
Sometimes I wish I was famous so I could take my fellow fatties to task for stuff like this.
Lolwut?
Damn!
Anyone else notice the flies are clustered differently in the zoom in from the original picture, as i have no doubt someone would do something like this in real life (in fact ive seen it) leaves the pic to some uncredablility
Did you not read any of the replies??? We know its not a closeup of the same pic. Its a second picture taken close up a minute or so later. Flies move around and do not stay in the same place. DUUUR
ewww
in the full picture the woman is walking and in the zoom looks like she is standing
this… D:
does anyone else smell cabbage in here?
thank god they are not entering per vagina….
Perhaps that’s where they came from…. AHHHH! *goes to hide in a corner*
Help meeee Help meeeeeeee.
The Fly win!
GROSS
D:
Can’t laugh about this one, it’s just disgusting…
Those flies are on a rescue mission to save their leader from the greatest crater ever.
I like your version of this story the best, by far.
The nose knows.
I genuinely just threw up…. WHY FAILBLOG WHY!
This one is too foul to even show anyone else.
Eew tht is so gross. I don’t care if they were taken at the same time or not, that lady is just sick.
I Think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…
I feel really nauseous. I gotta get some pepto. Its good for that.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Jesus!
Stinky butt!
The picture is totally fake. It’s quite obvious that the blown up section is NOT the same image if that woman’s ass. The flies in the blow up are not arranged in the same pattern, and the ass shape is completely different. Also the pants’ material is different.
Nice try though. I am starting to loose my faith in Failblog.
OMG! Do you know anything about photography? When you magnify a picture, the resolution gets worse, not better. The photographer obviously didn’t take a picture of this woman’s back because he liked her hair. He was documenting the ass-flies. When you document something, you take more than one photo.
For crying out loud! As so many people have already pointed out, the two pictures are OBVIOUSLY different photos! If they only showed the little pic you wouldn’t have a frame of reference. And if they only showed the larger picture it would be a lot harder to tell what you’re looking at. The photographer must have taken the larger shot from a distance, and when he or she had a better angle taken the second.
no one notices that the shape of her fat ass and the flies dont match up with the close up?…i mean dont get me wrong it is funny as shit though
Same with her… position (legs, she’s standing still in one picture). They might be two different pictures though, and one is with a magnified lens.
I wonder if it sounds like rice krispies when she spreads her ass cheeks…
Ewww! As if this wasn’t disgusting enough before!
Could be worse. It might be that wherever she’s walking, it sounds like she’s walking through mud.
WTCRAP?!
im going to vomit….
*shiver*
… we witness the ass fly in it’s natural habitat. You have to respect the concentration it puts into the hunt, eventually taking down it’s basic prey…
i think i threw up in my mouth a little.
Once again: CANNOT UNSEE. *chugs a bottle of Jameson and lets sweet sweet unconsciousness overtake him*
cualquier caquita ahi
I’ll be committing suicide tonight.
Dear Mom,
I started smoking again. Went thru a pack in about 15 minutes. Can you hurry up? My throat hurts.
i think i just throw up or died a little…thats nasty stuff
I would smack that fine piece of black ass!!
Get smackin’. There’s a ton of ‘em.
I don’t think this is real.
wouldn’t you just die to be one of those flys? they’re enjoying it sooooo much LOL
I wonder if she ever found out they were on her?
sick. they are flies. she probably didnt wipe her ass and ‘it’ attracted the flies
When I was in school we read Lord of the Flies. It was nothing like this at all.
Agreed. In fact, it had very little to do with flies.
mmm
This will haunt me forever.
Now that I look at it again, I agree that it is fake. Way to pick on the overweight black woman. *sigh*
Not fake! Do your homework!
My sympathies. You clearly couldn’t bear the sight of the picture long enough to see that the woman is not black. Or was her arm glued on? And “fake” is simply not the same as “zoom lens” or separate pictures. And just like people, flies come in all shapes, sizes, and colors…
she’s not black?! and it’s not fake, so double fail for you.
first off..GOUGE MY EYES OUT…and second….lady…put the burger down….and go wash between your asscheeks!
Where the hell have I seen this pic before???
Nom nom nom…That just adds a wonderful flavor layer to the granola bar I’m munching on… nom nom nom
f*ck, now I have a bunch of chunks blown all over my keyboard again.
she was prob shitting on the toilet too long
That’s because the crocs.
The fail is the perv who zoomed in on a fat geezer’s butt…
oh my good god…
thats
so gross
and the worst part is its not even on a hobo, or someone who looks like they cant afford a shower…uhg
no way those are flies. they wouldn’t be there when she was walking, she’d crush them. she sat on something is all it is.
besides little white flies wouldn’t be after that. white ones are the ones that go for flour in your cupboards. black flies would hit that.
i think it’s probably either the little fuzz that comes off of a blanket or pieces of those little beady things they put in a cushion (like what is in a beanbag chair)
and as she was sitting, it all clustered there.
it even looks like it could be rice.
You can see the wings on them though…
I don’t buy that for one second. Those are DEFINITELY flies.
And they aren’t white flies. It’s a matter of the lighting. Bright sunlight against black pants will make darker-colored flies look lighter.
The fuzz that comes off of blankets and the pieces of beads that go into beanbag chairs would not stick to THAT particular spot for THAT long. And they wouldn’t move and multiply while she was walking.
Use your brain.
What what in the butt?
I don’t know what’s wrong with you guys. Big fat smelly asses are a turn on.
Niiiiiiice! I can totally imagine the spicy aroma coming off of this big, fat, smelly, ass too. Whew! Is the vomit all over my tits also a turn-on? Say yes.
would you eat that ass out for $$$$$….??? name your price
would you eat that ass out if the price was right?
Straight from the horse’s ass. Minus the tail for swatting.
take a bath, lady
Hell, that is the nastiest thing I ever saw.
Those /are/ flies, clustering around a visible brown crack shadow.
I seriously would not want to sit down on a seat she has just vacated.
Hell, even a Neanderthal Man living forty thousand years before the invention of toilet paper would have known how to use dock leaves to wipe. That woman is seriously disgusting.
I have learned from experience, if you know someone who is obese and not a very clean person, DO NOT give them a ride in your car. And, NO IT IS NOT CHOCOLATE on the seat! So don’t bother trying to smell it.
I’ve known lots of people that have been obese and “not very clean people”, and don’t leave anything like that behind or come anywhere close to having flies in their cracks.
…Then, I do suppose that it does depend on the level of “not very clean”….
wtf are those maggots?
There is something just wrong about someone being comfortable walking around like that. How the hell could you or your friends not smell you(rself)? Or see the damn insects?
maybe she sharted
Thank you FB for putting me back on my diet.
So that’s what all the buzz is about…
At least she doesn’t feel what those buzzing flies are doing.
GROSSEST FAIL EVER!!!!!……. i think…….. no not really there are grossest fails……. giggity giggity
That’s disgusting. I can smell her ass from here.
she got flies with her shake
it`s a fake. compare the left side of the ass on the picture with the detail. the detail shows a shadow that wasn`t there before.
it’s a not fake u dumbass!
this fat ass has been shot twice, that’s it
if course the two picture are not the same: they’ve been taken at 2 different times…
don’t break the magic please ^^
Agreed. Not fake. Two different shots. The flies have moved in the close up.
I innocently opened fail blog and unsuspectingly scrolled slowly down the screen and — oh, oh my –what.is.it?
I thought it was seeds from an oak tree, then I thought, oh, dear everything, those are maggots, and then I realized—FLIES!
I have to go wash my eyes out with soap, then I gotta disinfect the monitor, and then I have to go sit quietly in a corner for 3 or 4 days and hope this image fades.
Get boiling hot water, get bleach and rubber gloves. Get the soap used on dogs when they’ve been in a fight with a skunk. Get the biggest scrub brush you can find, And Hold That Woman Down And Scrub Her!
Funny in a “fascination of the horrible” sort of way, but , honestly. Wouldn’t you think her friends would Tell her, “Hey, honeybuns, you’ve got flies all over your butt?”
And by the way, one of those dark spots on her bottom in the zoom picture Isn’t a shadow from a fly.
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I second that comment.
And third it.
And fourth it.
To infinity and beyond it.
most… disgusting… thing… ever!
Mmmmm…butthole botfly.
She’s like a Disney princess; the little critters are helping her clean up!
B-boys, fly girls, throw your hands in the air!
It’s an “anus flytrap”.
pl0x dun sit down….
that. is. sick
At least it keeps the flies away from her Watermelon….
She is like one of those rhinos or elephants you see on National Geographic or discovery channel about African wilderness, only thing she is missing is a tail to swat them away
One of the ways you can tell they’re flies is looking at their shadows. If you can stand to look closely, you’ll see that the shadows don’t meet the edges of the objects. If they were seeds stuck to her ass, the shadows would meet, but they don’t, indicating that the body of the object is held a small distance from the surface. FLIES!!! Definitely not a photoshop, and the most revolting thing I’ve seen in ages.
FIRST!
Far from it, and who cares about being first? What’s wrong with you?
Holy Shit! The first time I saw this picture in another site I tought it was bees.
Now that I realized that is flies.
LMAO! well we know its a true picture since the zoomed in photo is completely different, with a completely different angle, and fly positioning. Why would someone photoshop all of those flies twice!?
SO WHO WANTS A NICE BIG LICK OF THAT!? mmmMmMmMMMMmmMMMm
They could be different pictures of the same ass taken from different distances.
YOu can tell so much about a person by the number of insects that swarm around their upper buttocks….
that’s just gross….
do you think anyone TOLD her that she had flies in her fanny?
At least she doesn’t have “JUICY” written across her butt.
its a walking corpse the live inside and controll her
The question is, are they going in or coming out?
Good question!
O_o come in and find out “fat ass”
this picture is haunting me, for like last 24 hours..bleeeehhh..
Man, can you imagine the size of the stain on her underwear???
Eeeeeewwwww, this is just sick!!!
Are you sure she’s wearing any? I’m thinking no.
ugh. guess im not having lunch today… Thank you, FB =D seriously though, how could she not feel all of those damn flies on her arse?
she should wipe her anus more often
This has to be the most ultimate Fail ever. You can’t beat it. I dare you to try. You can’t. Look up Fail in the dictionary and you’ll see this picture beside it. This is the textbook definition of Fail… and foul. The funniest, nastiest, ‘failingest’ thing I’ve ever seen.
They’re plant seeds.
Damn that me! Who duh hell wud take ma pixture like dat? DAMN!
WIN
Eww. She doesn’t even notice that. Next time, remember to wipe.
nice ass
I’m sure she almost certainly eats every single meal at Chili’s.
Someone, scratch my eyes out now…please!!! I don’t want to ever be able to see anything like this again!!!
oh my god…SOME ONE GET THE PALETTE CLEANSER!!!!
Why don’t black women wear underwear to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.
I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but I am. Good one, realtalk.
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. And I’ve seen some disgusting things, but this …. this is so infinitely disgusting … it breaks to disgusting barrier postulated by Enistein’s famous rival. D. Gustibus (non est disputandem).
It’s definitely 2 different photos. In the close-up, she’s just standing there, notice her legs are next to each other. In the wider shot that shows her entire torso, she’s walking.
Duh.
THis is just nasty, like seriously, this fail has met the fine line between funny and sad (as in pitiful.).
There was a fat lady from Van Nuys
Who wore black and made noise with her thighs
Her effluvium was was sticky
But we know some bugs aren’t picky
So her crevice is now covered with flies
Bunch of sick dumbasses! Those are seeds! From sitting in the grass or garden.
omg, she probably took a dump in her pants.
I actually cried
up above, the user “me” claims this is his photo.
I`m going to be sick…
EEEEEEEWWW!!!! D:
no no no no no no….no no!
Is there any way I can un-see this?
Someone needs a diaper change…
No shit?
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew thats so gross.
There we have the bar for the flies.
I don’t know if anyone has noticed but the two pictures look like they came from two completely different asses. In the full shot the lady doesn’t even have much of a defined ass because she is on the heavy side, in the close up shot you can see TWO but cheeks and there is also a slight gap between the legs. If it were the same lady there would be no gap.
Yeah, if you look closely the “bugs” or “seeds” or whatever they are aren’t even in the same place in both pictures…
wonder what the front is like
eww
of course its black people
whtf is dat suppose to mean???
Eww…
Seriously, she probably didn’t wip her bumhome and then is sweting out in the hot sun and it’s getting “oozy” and soaking into her britches.
It looks to me like the black lady in the white t-shirt on the right side of stinky butt is covering her nose and mouth or something. Surely she can smell that other lady’s butt.
sry for my typos
that is way sickening…i wonder wat happened when she sat down “crunch!”
Are those bugs!?
WTH?!?!?!?!
To the people who say it’s photoshop, you need to read the comments in this thread. Also you should use your brain to realize that a butt doesnt look the same mid-step as it does with your legs straight to the ground. Duhhh. But most of you probably have flat asses, so that’s probably why you don’t understand.
And of course it would be a fat, ugly black woman. No other person would allow this for themselves unless they were homeless. She is a grown woman who clearly is not homeless or hopeless, but yet she cannot wash herself properly. You can’t expect much more from black “women”. And that’s coming from a black man. Black women are for the most part, musty smelling, dirty, overweight, etc, in comparison to sexier races of women (hispanic, middle eastern, asian/oriental, arab, persian, latina, etc)
you are a racist bastard and i am ashamed i just read your comment. yes, we’re all poking fun, but we’re not downright racist like you are. get the hell off this website.
Maybe YOU can’t expect much more from black women…
If you look at the zoomed in one you can see shes standing still with her legs closed so this person didn’t hesitate to get close and take more then 1 shot!! Haha
As soon as the eggs hatch.
the larva tends to compact agasint a warm place such ass the BUTTCRACK.
Well aren’t flies attracted to rotting fish?
i shall now slide a steel door over my eyes to prevent that image from entering my brain.
*steel door*
DAMMIT IT DIDN’T WORK!!!!
please pass the brain bleach
*soaks brain in much needed brain bleach*
f*ck i’m trying to eat my lunch here!
this is too epic…
Would you like flies with that? (Pukes in bucket) *.*
This is the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen!
Could use some brain bleach right now…you done with it chibiwiccan?
another reason to hate fat people…
Yaykies!
Note to Self:Check pants.
This is a fake!!!! the zoom up of the womans butt is not the same as the original picture… the original picture has wayy more flies on it and the zoom up pictures has half the amount
that what you dont see in the save the african childen commercials
flies are naturaly atracted to a cows’ ass hole
the flies want a piece of that