Pet Store Fail
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Pet store in Minyama, Australia.
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And for the boys?
Well, I know some spineless guys that would fit that description…
Needs meat? Sure… could always use some extra meat.
I think you meant you want to bring it in to get your needs MET.
i think there was a pun inteded…
Even a link provided to make it just that little bit more obvious!
Shit, 3 minutes off first..
4 dude, 4 minutes…
Awww, We feel so bad for you.
Ah, you came so fast, but it was not fast enough!
thats what she said?
I very much doubt the validity of that.
Not even if she was talking to the yellow guy?
I doubt there is a “she” that would talk to him. But I’ve been known to be wrong before. On occasion.
Oh, there must be at least one yellow woman.
You mean Marge Simpson?
Not very satisfying.
who you gonna call now?Ghostbusters!
So that’s what those Proton packs are for.
There is a reason slimer was their mascot.
Arggh, I’ve been slimed!
Next post is a lie.
Cake?
Is cake really a lie?
Yes. They’re not even on tour.
Granny was here?
*snerk*
Thanks, I could use an extra hand.
Doubtful.
I wonder how long that sign stayed up?
Until they were fully satisfied?
Depends on where they are. In the UK, probably still up. Here in the Bible belt, about an hour.
It never would have made it here.
I suggest you two spend the whole weekend posting some interesting signs…
It’s in Australia, I used to drive past that place every day. Around Valentine’s day the sign said “For Valentine’s Day give someone crabs”. That was up for at least two weeks.
"For signs staying up more than four hours, call your, um, astrologist."That’s imPortent advice to follow.
That’s ’cause our Ghost is a Stellar fella.
Pisces some truth to that theory.
Aries always theory to the truth!
No need to Ram it down our throat. It all makes sense Taurus.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall Librate you.Cancer Robin help us out?
Did ya hear about the prostitute who went in for a check up?
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She had to get a horoscope!
An horoscope? I think you mean a telescope.
That is also what she said.
... it's also some imPotent advice.It was up for quite a long time but ended up in the local newspaper due to some wowsers. It was at Kawana on the Sunshine Coast, Australia.
Yay!
*goes hyper*
Hypersexuality is the desire to engage in human sexual behavior at a level high enough to be considered clinically significant. The concept of hypersexuality replaces the older concepts of nymphomania (or furor uterinus) and satyriasis. Nymphomania was believed to be a female psychological disorder characterized by an overactive libido and an obsession with sex. In males the disorder was called satyriasis. “Nymphomania” and “satyriasis” are no longer listed as specific disorders in the DSM-IV, though they remain a part of ICD-10.
~ Wikipedia
We should market that.
I already have that. Where can I find some for my wife?
Give these guys a try ^^
We could call it "Hyperk@"!.
.
*pets k@*
*purrs*
I had a case of satyriasis once. The Dr. prescribed ointment.
Much to Mrs. Skratty’s consternation.
~sounds satyrical~All right, but first you need to clean your dirty paws.
I’m also going to have to ask you to wear a flea collar. Safety third, you know.
I tought I pawed a puddy tat!Rawr?
Meow!
Oooo! A k@ with purdy tats!
…and I am feline fine!
now that's an attractive pick-up lion. ⤴I thought it lynx in nicely.
Cheetahs!
Keep it up and you’ll get a reputation as a cougar.
I am not old enough yet, despite the leopard print stilettos, sorry!
OW! Did you have to puma hair so hard?
I run with pumas, is that why people accuse me of caterwauling?
Ocelot of it, I didn’t think you would notice.
Sorry, I was jealous of that Jaguar you drive.
Nope, drop a buck in the kitty.
I see I was beat to the punch.
*Goes fishing*
Easy tiger.
*offers Marius a caracal for his fishing**Goes wild*
r u horny
???
i just remebered the chat fail
http://failblog.org/2010/01/08/sexy-chat-win/#comments
No, pussies don’t have horns.
Almost there.
He should try one of these —> ?
Let me ferret around and see what I can do for you.
Here we go again with the dog gone animal jokes.
What? You don’t think they’re bunny?
We can weasel it out of him I bet!
It’s highlarkious!
Alright, go-pher it!
I Gnu you’d come around eventually.
We just need to Bison time on occasion.
Ok but only until it gets boaring
He just likes being a ham-ster.
But no getting ratty guys.
Of course, I couldn’t bear it
I don’t want to hear any equineing from anybody.
Sow where were we?
I was trying to be cheval-rous
Awww Dassie sweet!
So you were being kind to all of the Lassies then?
Yeah while keeping clear of the b1tches
don’t be a such a horny toad
*cough*
Sorry I had a frog in my throat.
Toucan play at that game
*cough cough splutter*
Maybe take some medicine for that cough, though it might make you froggy.
Don’t Lemur hanging, I wanna get in on the action too.
Some things really shouldn’t be outsourced.
Made in the USA.
Made in Spain, currently.
⇑ maid in outfits, occasionally.Maid in Manhattan, unconvincingly.
Maiden voyage, failboatally.
Made up, fabricatedly.
…. She replied matter-of-factly: “It’s not a robot. It’s a pet.”
I wonder how many old people crashed when they saw the sign?
none, since it’s an obvious photoshop job.
Your post is a photoshop job.
Please don’t feed the trolls
In Soviet Russia, trolls ….
…are witty and intelligent???
~That’s exactly how that meme goes~
It’s not photoshopped. I’ve seen it
Unless they remember Mrs Slocombe (clickie) …
Why is this fail? WIN
*headdesk*
*makes note in logbook*
*makes a log in note book*
*puts notes in a book with logs*
*Bookmarks log page*
*Logs bookmarks in notepad*
*pads log with notebooks*
*orders sign from signage shop*
*waits two weeks*
*receives sign*
*plugs in*
*sparkle*WELCOME, MOTTS!*sparkle*
*logs notes in padded book*
*gets pooper-scooper to clean out note book*
*makes note to clean off pooer-scooper*
*stealthly inserts ‘p’ in above post*
*Re-cleans pooper-scooper*
*snorks*
do they want money for it or are they satitisfieng just for fun?
Pro bono?
I can not say pu55y? *shakes fist*
!magine that i
|mangine that.
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt
*flees*
You’re too fast.
pu55y is the word that the Nights of Ni can not stand to hear.
But the Evenings of No have no such qualms.
so much dramaSamurai, different day!
it’s obviously a photoshop.. jeez.
No. Pet Hypermarket.
This little kitty went to the market. . .
XXX markets the spot.No pu$$yfooting around in this market.
Frippin’ e
nmo.This little kitty vanished mysteriously causing us to have the chimney removed brick by brick as we could swear we heard meowing only it turned out the kitty was happy, warm and fed at three other houses down the street. . .
…you feeling OK there marshmallowy pal?
Who are you and WHAT have you done with Moomin?!?
This little moomin got his email address wrong. . .
Too busy pu$$yfooting around to type properly. :p
*flees*
pu$$yfooting around can you flees^ get up there!*Collars*
*Takes a powder*
*breaks a take, works his mind off his get*A dyed-in-the-wool run pun.
*Bolts*
For women who need help inserting pills.
Is that for catsules too?
Makes 'em perr?At least two perr.
purr puξξy
ITS NOT REALLY A “FAIL” IF SOMEONE CHANGES THEIR SIGN. ITS A PRANK!!!
Your mom’s a prank.
Prankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.I think this is a WIN, not a FAIL… Well, so long as they deliver on the advertisement.
Let’s see, it should only take a couple minutes of their time, right?
Marketing WIN.
Ooooh! You’re a button!
Button, button, who’s got the button?
OT and Alert To All The Regulars (And Irregulars):
I have a note that it’s BFF’s birthday today. Can anybody verify? If so, we should throw him a party…
It was last year.
Oh, Aja. *tongue click*
failblog.org/2009/01/14/courage-fail-2/#comment-243485
Very cool, sweetie. Excellent!
PARRRRRRRRRTAY!
*blows up some balloons*
*readies non-alcoholic beverages*
*readies alcoholic beverages*
*makes clear ice* (best kind for beverages)
*purchases noise makers and party hats*
What else do we need?
*rolls out confetti canon*
How bout this?
Perfect, ossy!
Wait.
Did you ask ZA if you could borrow it?
Uh Oh…
It’s okay. I’ll do it.
*knocks three times on ZA’s grave with shovel*
*waits*
*gets no answer*
Where could he be at this hour?
*goes into adjacent grave storage shed*
*wheels out brand new, shiny confetti cannon*
*waits for ZA to claw his way to surface to pack cannon with extra powder and light fuse*
There.
Wheeeeeeeee!!! A PARTY!!!!!!
*Assembles various floats and bands for parade*
*offers Marius a coracle for his floating*
Oooo! I love pirogues.
Nomnomnomnom.
Oh, I feel a little sic.
Trifle, cake, chips, other nibbles, cake (real), confetti cannon, streamers, snausage rolls, dips, and a paddling pool full of custard.
Awesome, k@! He’s gonna love everything!
*hides behind chair ready to shout ‘SURPRISE!’*
Now all we need is BFF…
*wheels in fake cake*
So who wants to hide in here?
So… The cake IS, in fact, a lie.
No, read my list carefully.
You wanna climb in?
No, thanks. Living in a lie is just not my style!
tsk tsk. Somebody's not checking the list twice.I’m getting cramp behind this chair. Where IS he!?
I asked him last year, and I remember him saying January – I’m pretty sure it was mid-Jan, but can’t remember the exact date. Today’s as good as any for a party!
Do we ever need a reason for a party?
BFF’s day of birth is a really good reason, though!
I can’t confirm that, but it’s certainly not off topic.
With use of the degrees of separation theory, nothing is off topic.
(Just when I got my mind off of bacon….)
Don’t make any rasher decisions there Judy!
Well, it certainly doesn’t have anything to do with the fail, Scotty.
Since when does the fail have anything to do with conversations here?
Prezactly!
*squeeze*
Little girl blue would you like to be squeezed?
Ummmm — do I know you, Dean O?
Quite odd.
indeed
I know you…and where you live….just so you know
Really. Do tell.
Aww. Are you lost again, LGB?
Come on, Dean O, help the poor girl find her way home!
Ok…..there is a blue fabric around the door..only the door is a zipper….I think you no where to sit
*Sits*
Now what?
Looks like a quick note to the authorities is in order.
*writesnote*
*gets out lead pipe*
In case the authorities don’t work, we can knock the Dean out of Dean O.
Do I need to get my 6′ wooden spoon out, Deano O?
I have no idea who you are or what you’re talking about.
Please stop addressing me.
Thanks, Marius and Skratty. *squeezes*
Dean O, we’ve got a nice stool sample a few fails ago for you to sit on.
Thanks, Ety. *squeeze*
Beyond the fact that he is clearly a complete weirdo, can anyone think why his clickie just brings you back to this page??
Quite odd.
It’s like, why me? If you enlarge my avatar it’s really kinda … well … disturbing and certainly not sexy…
I’m convinced we all have lurking stalkers. Mine came out on my birthday. Creepy.
It’s a troll tactic.
1.) Realize you are impotent in life.
2.) Find an ammoniums forum.
3.) Safety.
4.) Lash out at a personality who is liked in said forum.
5.) Revel in the attention you would normally not receive.
6.) Profit?
Pathetic. Truly pathetic. You can only pity people like that, and hope they get help.
Uh em…
*in best MR T voice*
I pity da fool dat messes with LGB!!
You’re too kind, skratty. Thank you.
WIN!
Obviously this ad was written by Mrs. Slocombe!
She is missed.
yeah you will be missing very soon but not missed
*Hydes*
There is no hiding from your inevitable death fool!
Live we how we can, yet die we must.
Wow. What Dean lacks in wit, he more than makes up for in idiocy.
Well, I can’t see the P-word without thinking of her.
OT giggle for you ^^^
Busted!
That's what happens when you develop a snow habit.♪ ‘Cause I’m snow blind, snow blind, snow blind ♫
*Surrenders to the idea*
Ya think those cops were out of line?
The clickie is a finer picture of yourself if I must say so my self
And they looked like they were having so much fun. No one riots in the snow!
There’s no way the people who made the sign didn’t realize how it sounded. Totally on purpose.
yeah your ritchual killing will be on purpose as well
Your butchery of the English language is pretty scary too.
so is your face
SCRUBS WIN! Hahahaha.
Let me break it down for you, Dean O: First, “yeah” should be capitalized, being that it is the start of a sentence. Second, “your” describes ownership, not the meaning YOU were going for, which is “you are.” That, my friend, is abbreviated as, “you’re.” Third, “rictchual?” I recommend reading more to learn proper spelling, or better yet, dictionary.com is a nice help. And finally – need I say this? Periods belong at the end of a sentence.
You should read more. It might make you more intelligent. And by reading, I don’t mean instant messages or the god-knows-what kind of texts you receive. I mean, read a book.
*hides under the bed*
*jumps into bed with grandma’s clothing on*
*waits*
yeah. that or some prank.
if Pet Hypermarket wanted people to look at their sign, this is an epic win
~However, I believe they didn’t want anyone to look at their sign.~
~I think you are wrong!~
Looks like a clear win to me…
Fail? I ask my wife that every day. I have the bruises to prove it!
FAAAAAAAAAAKE.
simply, lol.
this would be funny if it wasnt photoshopped
moar funny pictures
Dang it, didn’t work.
ARG! Still nothing!
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3048425472
THERE! So you’ll have to click it to see it and this post will probably be moderated but still….
I’ve been telling women that for years.
I don’t see any fail in this picture.
The funny thing is, there’s another store in Brisbane, Australia, and the suburb it’s in is called Virginia.
I live round there, when did u see it
Photoshop. Why would the letters go over the groves? Lame. Makes it not funny at all.
Super WIN!
Weird – I live like less than 1km away from that store.
it’s not photoshopped douches – i’ve seen it with my own eyes
OMG lol!
Maybe this place was intended for female furries… if any existed, anyways.
YEW !!! Sunny coast, I live down the road..
No thank you.
Oh, come on! I was talking about her CAT! I can’t say anything anymore without you naive Americans taking it so DIRTY! (Steve Martin reference)
that, my friends, is no fail. that is an EPIC WIN
what are u talking about i see this as a win lol
Please tell me how you can call this a fail:O?
We had a shopping center with an Asian market and a pet store There was a large sign outside where various sales were posted. One day the sign said–on top line–Chinese food sale–just below–WE HAVE KITTENS!..
Damn I wish my phone had a camera back then.