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Out on a limb.
It´s a trap! A trap I tell you.
fall, not fail
In Switzerland we have a suicide help organisation called “Exit”…
A Window Of Opportunity!
I’m dreaming of a redneck christmas, tree!
That XMAS tree is damn AWESOME!
like a monument of death. next year i’m building one out of various animal skulls.
XD that’s a freakin awesome tree!!
Guess that makes me a redneck then
This is a picture of their headquarters.
agreed with j.
it’s fall ftw.
..and photoshopped WIN
It’s not shopped. This place is the Singapore airport and the door is actually locked. The area below is where people has already checked in
Its not the reason whereby people has already checked in! It’s the place for viewing the planes….
I mean its’ not the place***
I said the place below! the place below is where people has alrdy checked in.
Wrierd
…… or maybe massive suicide win ?!?!?!
it gives new meaning to the term “suicide door”
It’s the door of life! Step through the door if u want to live.
*steps through
*falls
*sprouts wings and flys away screaming WEEEEE!
more of a fall than a fail
Nice way to drop in!
(Falls down below)
OK, let’s check the airline schedule.
(TRIP – *CRUNCH*)
Henry, please show this customer to the door
I see the fail, there’s no girl faceplanting near a drunken oven-mitt wearing friend.
Where’s the truck?
FedEx’d to Netherlands AN. Gone forever, so to speak.
Pot plant?
Homegrown?
And with homemade fertilizer.
LOL! They ran out of blue line and it doesn’t reach the edge of the door. FAIL!
EPIC FAIL!11!!!
The blue line is perfect; the door is too big.
No one gets out of here alive.
Rather get in?
…she means that this is the end…
Look who’s here!
*squeeze*
Heya
*squeeze!*
You just lit my fire.
Sorry, I had to break on through to squeeze you. Now tell me, where’s the next whisky bar?
I won’t ask why! Just happy to ride the storm!
So where is it? Do I go down the Love street or should I follow the Spanish Caravan?
Well…that depends if you want to love her madly, or just need a backdoor man! (another 10 or 11 months before I journey on the international crystal ship again)
No man for me, thanks. He just wants to come on and touch me, but I’m rather looking for an LA woman.
Same! I get it, when the music’s over, you don’t wanna be left with a crawling kingsnake
Well, at the end of the night I’ll take it as it comes.
*shrugs*
Roadhouse blues.
*armshoulder*
(roffling…I popped in around new year, and dispared! Thought things couldn’t have changed that much! For now I must away, lest I be waiting for the sun!)
*squeezes*
*cough* dispaired *cough*
It was nice to see you! Dontcha leave us hanging for that long again! Have a
strangenice day!TTFN come back soon now ya’ll hear.
This is not a door so this is not a fail. It is a very long window that reaches to the floor. If you laugh at this you show little knowledge of architecture.
I’m confused. Do I take that comment orally or vaginally?
It depends on the number of available vaginas.
That comment puts you at -1. Would you like to see if you can go lower?
You want Lou lower?
How low can he go?
*squeeze fluffy*
*cues up Limbo Rock*
~I always fit doorhandles to any window I install. ~
That way I have something to hold onto while I’m installing curtains in the nude. So many times I’ve avoided an embarrasing trip to the A&E department.
I have my own department? I wasn’t aware of that.
It is for apportioning blame.
That is where we decide if something is your fault or not…..
*deftly avoids the ‘b’ word*
Ahhh – it’s not my department, but ABOUT me. That’s … worrying me…
Paranoid yet?
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.
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How about now?
Yes.
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.
.
Still.
Good good.. wouldn’t want you to calm down just yet. We have more coming.
*giggle maniacally*
So that is where the vicar went wrong.
I see.
That and he let the potatoes out of the bag.
Hold on, are you saying that potato was a pet?
It would be better than a pet rock, I think.
Easier to extract.
And you wouldn’t have to paint on the eyes.
*calls the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Vegetables**hides deep fryer*
Phew! Dodged that bullet!
Doorhandles on both sides of the window? I’d like to see who will open it frim the out side.
Windows don’t have giant door handles. : /
In other news….
Aerophobia…kicking in..
OMG – you’re right! Lou is so retarded.
I am slow because I walked through a window when I was little and hit my head.
That wasn’t a window you idiot – didn’t you see the handles?
Yes, I saw. They were giant!
Get your ass home now – your lunch is ready.
You two are a door able.with Carl, you mean..
I see! They are windows meant to look like doors, but not used for entering, exiting, or standing on balconies! Cool! let’s see how many people walk into them!
I take it you didnt see the door handles then?
The door handles are a lie. Or photoshopped.
Uhhh…it has door handles. It’s a door.
He can’t see the door handles – there is too much irony in his eyes.
Is he a copper?
Mebbe a steely gaze?
Oh Carbon….I would say it is more enigmatic.
They’re legalizing something for that.
I thought it was a door that worked for both floors
I’ts not a door. It’s AJAR.
lou is right this is not a door but it isn’t a window either. It is a Stupid Person Control Unit, designed to reduce the numbers of stupid people, architects are starting to install these everywhere at the behest of their employers, Soylent Corp, in order to prepare for the post global warming shortages to come
That’s the door your supposed to use if you wanna commit suicide!
I like to dive into shopping.
shopped!
…then fahlopped!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh DrB
*runPounces*
*squeeze*
*falls backwards out of window/doorhybrid*
10!
*halfpikesqueeze!*
*tanglesqueezes on the way down!*
I like it with half a twist
Woohoo!
*adds in triple somersault*
Woo LTNF, Sir B.
*cartwheels cos that’s all she can manage these days*
*gets dizzy*
*wobblesqueezes all*
When you stop half way around like that I can barely handle my glasses!
.
(if I wore some)
When I stop halfway round like that, I can’t see a damned thing for breasts.
*nomnomnom* Wha?
Wooo! Do ‘em quick…you’ll get all wet on entry!
*splash!*
well this is Singapore Changi Airport… the area under is the zone for airplanes passengers while the level the photographer is standing is the viewing area. this door is normally locked, unless for emergency uses and also for the cleaners to wipe the windows and pillars then it will be opened by the airport personnels..
The white Zone is for loading and un-loading of passengers…
Done safely, theraputically, there’s really no danger involved…
Reminds me of lemmings. The way they’d just mindlessly wander off to their deaths.
God, I got a sick kick out of that game.
How bad does an emergency have to get so that it’s better to fall pretty deep?
How about a man dressed all in yellow is after your bones?
I wouldn’t mind a man ready to jump my bones.
Oh reaaallly? ^
*shudders*
Can I take it back?
Not now it’s out there.
*powers up the old bone shaker*
Of course, however I will have to issue a credit note for that!
How about I just pay you with these internets?
Nope, credit note only, to spend in store or at our subsiduaries.
Alright, I’ll take it. Just make the yellow man go away!
Done.
No, what has been said can not be unsaid.
That door has been there for years already.
And then they build an airport around it?
And here I thought the roof came first.
Nope, chicken first, then egg, then roof
the design for the airport is created such because they wanna attract people to the shopping mall in the passengers area, cos they r duty free… there’s alot more of this kinda doors around the viewing area…
I mean you can go chill out on the ledge, just don’t look down
Lots of air up there.
let me take a flight, before i go on my flight. weeee~
I would call that a suicide door.
Rolls Royce are just gay…
Now that you pointlessly mention it, I think I’m against same car marriage.
Tsk!! That’s carcism… or something!!
That’s so motophobic of you. Let the lesbian lamborghinis marry if they so wish. It’s not doing you any harm!
I like yours better!
But Carl Benz intended a marriage to be between a man and a car! It’s against his plan!
Now you’re just being ignorant and sexist.
WOOHOO! I made it! Mom will be so proud!
But in the end, he had to settle for Gottlieb Daimler.
In that case he put the gear stick in the wrong place.
No, your driving technique is wrong.
If theres a hole there is a way
Hey, you have an avatar! What’s that, a glass of diarrhea?
Well figured since i started posting on a post of a guy pooping in a plant……
Very applicable, Motts!
u mean the guy who pooped did it in changi airport????!!!
SPLAT
you can suicide and watch like a sofisticated person
you could spelling, grammar and punctuation like a clefer person
Phhhhhh, nah, where’s the phun.
sorry, i cant
*sends Fielding Goodney to phinishing school*
There, now you’re all proper and sofisticated.
Off you go.
*suicides and watches like a sofisticated person*
Oh thanks, that was exactly what i needed!
This leads to a stariway to heaven…. and makes me wonder, she does….
It’s actually a stareway.
Not a tearaway then?
*steers away*
*weighs stare*
That’s one heavy stare you’ve got.
*stairs*
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Hahahaha
Dork!
When she stares at me, is that a stÆre?
I think that’s more of a glÆre she’s giving you. I wouldn’t hang around here too much longer!
*points to sign*
No Stairway To Heaven!
You’ll often get trouble going In Through the Out Door!
(I’m sure I’m missing at least one of your references, Amigo)
Uh! Denied.
The door schwings both ways.
Does that mean….
EXCELLENT!!
Be right baaaaaaaaa…..splash
this is the service entrance for SWAT team members , they must take off their pants before enterering …
I like this door, I think i’ll call it the Darwin Door
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
How about call it Darwin Window. Coz it’s not a door, someone said.
It evolved handles to attract a mate.
pss…thats no fail…they just thought that the ninjas must be tired after climbing up and skimming across those ledges, so they put in a door for them! nice thought ^^
Feng Shui?
Bless you.
That first step is a doozy.
This door must remain closed at all times.
“Okay, I’ll get over to check-in and you get in line at the snack bar and see if you can get us a couple cups of COOAAAAAAUUUGGGHGH FUMP”
Gives glass ceiling a whole new meaning
direct basement access WIN!
Yeah it’s really the Singapore Changi Airport terminal 2, I think they ran out of glass.
I thought the door is for the cleaners to go in so that they can clean the glass.
I think the door is made for blind people.
OMG THATS SINGAPORE’S CHANGI AIRPORT. yeah i saw that before. it (like the person above said) is actually an safety exit. the picture didnt show a fake waterfall that looks like a flight of stairs at the right side of the pic after you enter the door (if you could ever enter). it is to allow ppl to climb up using that *Stairs* for emergency
Actually this is the Freerunners entrance..
You open the door, jump on to the ledge, move across that onto the beam/wall/thingy and then from there jump to the lower one and continue until you’re on the ground
Parkour FTW
Winchester mystery mall.
FAILPORT!!!!
Bloody Stupid Johnson strikes again.
There is a balcony there but you have to be special to see it.
J Failz.
This is in Singapore Changi Airport Terminal 1 isn’t it?
yes it is mr ong. from the viewing gallery.
intelligence fail…..or evolutionary win?
haha this is at terminal 1 changi airport in singapore
Changi Airport. Saw it since I was 5.
Oh come on, this is NOT fail. This photo is taken at Singapore’s Changi Airport Terminal. The door is installed as an emergency exit for passengers to climb up from the runway side of the airport. There is an emergency flight of stairs leading up to it but during normal operations, the stairs is hidden behind a man-made waterfall and foliage.
No wonder Changi Airport is world-class.
This is Changi International Airport Terminal 1. One of the busiest international airports in the world, this terminal was the largest when it was first built in the seventies. It is currently undergoing renovation, so you can’t expect much, really.
Lawl, Changi airport, in fail blog, good job man xD
If you go through the left door it’s only slightly safer
i see this door every time i go to singapore changi airport, and never really thought of it as a fail.
thanks for enlightening me!
I think it’s a win…to get rid of all the idiots.
In Soviet Russia, doors open you
this is in singapore, and the door is locked always…
Yeah, Changi Airport. For maintenance staff only.
Gravity is involved.
Perhaps the door is for window cleaners? They got to clean to other side of the windows somehow…I guess putting in extra doors was cheaper then using ladders.
It looks like the airport from Singapore…
It’s the new break through in technology!The express elevator!
Going down?
How else would you get to the other side of the windows to clean them?
Giving suicide doors a whole new meaning.
I pity the future ones who’d fall without even noticing it..
It’s the Escher door of Death
This is an emergency ENTRANCE. Use it and no doubt it will lead to an emergency…
Look at the escalator in the background. It fades into nothing, and has no hole to descend into. Shopped.
I think its awesome!!!
wow singapore pride… look at the number of people shouting “THATS CHANGI AIRPORT”
Coo thing it made to a failblog
hey place really exist in singapore changi airport!
Isso é uma falha! Pessoal, não se assuste, falo português, sou brasileiro.
It looks like the airport from Singapore