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♪Man, I bet she feels like a woman♪
♪That, that dude looks like a lady♪
♪…he has big balls and she has big balls, but I have the biggest balls of them all!♪
♪♫ I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes yeah! ♪♫
welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger can i take your order…. huuuhhh
♪ She is a woman, she is a man♪
I think this picture inspired the AC/DC song “She’s got balls
♪Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand,
why she walked like a woman and talked like a man.♫
Girls will be boys
and boys will be girls
it’s a mixed up
muddled up
shook up world
except for Lola
la la la la Lola
♫I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle.♫
Oh, Jules, you’re such a drama Queen.
Killer Queen?
I love that song! It ranks among my 5 favourite Queen tunes.
Aww ya’ beat me.
YOU DO?!
:D
This is Fat Bottomed Girls in a whole new level…
♫ “Male Genital Girls, they make your rocking world go ’round” ♫
As far as Queen goes, Killer Queen and Fat Bottomed Girls are in a constant battle for my favorites.
Get on your bikes and ride!
♫I rode my bicycle by your window last night. …♫
Killer Queen and Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy are easily my favorite. But really, all of the tracks on their greatest hits album are wonderful. There’s no going wrong.
Yes – it a miracle!
dynamite with a laser beam
♫How could I forget to mention the bicycle is a good invention
Sitting there in a silent movie
Beside the only girl who really ever moved me
Happy days but sad I’m facin
Heaven knows that I’m on the case
How could I forget to mention the bicycle♫
or is it a bi-cycle?
hmmm….
ugh… i hate that song… sucks to have the same name as the “girl” in that song >_<
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she…
well, almost.
♪Boys will be boys….♪
♪Bad Boys, Bad Boys♪
♪ Well, I guess what they say is true
I could never be the right type of girl for you.
I could never be your woman.
Ahhh, could never be your – woman ♪
You lack the curves to prove a proper lady.
Girls who are boys,
Who like boys to be girls,
Who do boys like they’re girls,
Who do girls like they’re boys,
Always should be someone you really love.
Blur-’Girls & Boys’
Oh my gosh.
Thank you for clearing that up for me.
Lol. I guess I am just THAT gullible.
Mmmmm, nice…….
☣ uh oh ☣……………
♫ that girl is pretty kinky ♫
♫ the girl’s a super freak ♫
♫ i really love to taste her…….
onion ring ♫
lady gagas bike
oh this deserves two jokes would you like a side of epic with that fail? and her shirt looks like it says f**k lol
Ewww…
IT’S A TRAP!
She fails at smuggling sausage?
But she is hiding her mellons pretty good.
First!!!!!!
ehhhh, Nope.
Fail blog
(dot ORG!)
first!
again, Nope
that’s kind of sexy
dammit!
yea.. that sucks. I was all routin for ya and everything, and then you didn’t even come in second place and I was all disappointed.. yea… you really suck. Such an easy and fast thing to type but you failed. I hate you for that. Man you suck so bad!
first!
Okay, this is getting repetitive. Nope
first?
thirst?
Bratwurst.
bet some german somewhere is saying “yummy!”
How much are we betting?
I Spy Wiener
(btw: FIRST!)
like 12th!
(btw: LOSER!)
you are what you spy.
congratulations!
I. C. Wiener?
I have a pizza for I. C. Wiener!
FUTURAMA!
smashing.
yum sausage
lol I snorted like 5 times laughing at that one
♪♫Who’s peekin’ out from under the short shorts?♪♫
Hey, it´s an BMX – they don´t have seats!
Not even it’s a retarded high rider the frame is all wrong for a bmx
If your BMX didn’t have a seat, I think your parents played a very cruel trick on you.
Actually, there *is* no seat!
The seat is a lie?
There is no spoon.
*plays the spoons*
Ooooh! Let’s play spoons! I love that game!
*Steals the rhythm while he can*
Careful, the rhythm is gonna get ya’.
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Get on up, it’s bobsled time!
♪♫ No way, you can fight it everyday ♪♫
♪♫ But no matter what you say ♪♫
♪♫ You know it ♪♫
♪♫ The rhythm is gonna get’cha ♪♫
But, I thought rhythm was a dancer, not a cyclist.
I can further the damage if you like. I have a video that will have you cringing and cursing.
No thanks Avis, blissful ignorance works just fine for me.
do it, avis!!
oh (snap!)
The Taste is gonna move ya!
the seat is a spoon
Ride it.
Ride it long and ride it hard
But save the horse please
Poor horse!
♪Save a horse, Ride a cowboy♪
The seat, yeah….
looks a little high to be the bike seat more like a she/he
Is that a banana seat?
WIN
Wouldn’t the bike seat color match the bike? Or be black or something?
Ordinarily yes, however the name of this website is FAILblog… That means the color of the seat is a FAIL… Which should give you a hint that the color is somehow wrong?
First!
for the first time
Far from first for the umpteenth time would be slightly more accurate.
Maybe you should adopt that as your slogan to avoid future embarrassment? (not a lot we can do about your past embarrassments, this one included).
Maybe you should try typing a little quicker.
The first comment was posted @ 2:02, yours @ 2:07.
5mins for 5 words isn’t going to get you that receptionist job you’ve always dreamed of.
did she died?
Aaaaaahhhh! It’s an infestation!!!
If there ever should be a moderated word….
I could handle having to creatively type that one.
Me too also, yes.
Sheesh!
I second that remark!
I resemble that remark!
Just think how bamboozled they’d be if their comments instantly went into moderation & they had no idea why!
Oo…is it time to BAM the boozle? I mean, is the bar open? I could really use a pick-me-up.
*thinks about it*
*sighs*
That would be so NICE!
ITS A TRAP!!!!1!11
Picture is towards the bottom of the page, kinda opposite of this fail. NOT PG 13, will need brain bleach. You have been warned.
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That looks like a tuck to me.
where’ditgo?
Kinda … around … back … I think.
Is that what happens when you hang curtains in the nude, shortly after consuming a tasty beverage?
massen-beer?
Thanks for putting a new fail at the top of the home page!
I’d like to second that thanks!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Yes that is what it looks like.
It’s not nice to laugh at hermaphrodites.
Whoah, what is this sudden influx of fails?! Is the Voting page about to burst?
Don’t you like getting more fails to play on?
I repeat:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Well, yes, but, no, wait, I, he, it…
*fidgets uncomfortably*
*suddenly shouts and points*
Look! Over there!
*runs*
Dang, he’s getting better at that.
But if he doesn’t come back, he won’t get his BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!!
*screeches to a halt*
*sprints back*
Did someone say “BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!!“?
*hands BFF his pressie*
It’s a Super-Cloner 3000™!
That’ll get a lot of use.
Oooo! I hear they produce clones 50.000000000000000000001% more durable than Super-Clone 2000s!
That’s more than half.
I can’t wait to see him test it out!
*watches as BFFs pop out of machine, rushing towards the jeeps, and zooming away into the horizon*
Ah, this is the life.
DW…I’m…touched! This is the best cyber-present ever! Now I can produce suicidal clones with more efficiency, and from recycled materials! Thanks, Dragon!
*squeezes DW, Ms B and AA*
*adds open-ended quantity of driving school lessons to DW’s gift*
IT’S A TRAP!!!1!2
I’m not sure if I’m weird or not, but I think the fence in the background is an even bigger fail.
I don’t know that it’s a fail, but there is something about it that seems… off.
*Contemplates fence*
*Mind melts*
*shing-shing-shing-shing*
*double doors swing*
*walks into blog*
*walks up to Bassplaya*
*shing-shing-shing-shing*
*looks up and down*
You new here, pardner? Don’t reckon I’ve seen you in these parts before.
*spits plug in spittoon*
Not new, just been absent some time now.
I like the spurs by the way. Nice touch!
What has it been? A year?
I was hoping the trolls would just disappear with my absence.
And to a degree they did!
*Good, Bad & The Ugly theme plays in the background*
Welcome back, Bassplaya!
Assplaya is a dork.
Fank-oo!
The fence is great, shut up.
*arches one eyebrow*
Why does that make you so upset?
for the answer, see what jules posted above @2:19. the xray is of bh.
Does someone need a hug?
*dances and sings*
♪ The fence is crap, the fence is shit, lalalalala ♪
*wipes away tears of laughter*
Arthur! That was perfect!!!
THANKS guys your musical comments where so good you should make a song thanks again
Miss the reply button?
And you might want to check your spelling before posting.
*loans a few punctuation marks*
There, those will be useful too.
obvious english teacher is obvious
No, that’s DW. Up there ^^^^^^.
If it were obvious I’m an English teacher, he would have known!
Unless…he can’t even see the obvious.
He spells “cool” with a “k” — what do you expect?
Some are oblivious to the obvious.
hehe wow she’ll tea bag you fo sho
i bet she loves riding that bike.. …it feels so natural..
um, ma’am, your, you know, is showing. oh. never mind…
*gives second glance*
her girlie thing?
who wants a ride next? and if so do you want the seat back on ?
I’d tap that
She looks pretty happy to see us.
ladyboy win….
Not quite a bicycle smile.
I like the t-shirt: Feel So *uck ???
[Darth Vader] Observant. Most observant. [/Darth Vader]
BTW: Why don’t you grab yourself an avatar and stay?
ht tp://en.gravatar.com/
I really like that fence behind her. I wonder how they made it.?????
Step 1: Chop Wood
Step 2: Cut wood to size
Step 3: Safety
Step 4: Assemble wood in an interesting fashion
Step 5: Nail together
Step 6: Proft
*snorkroffle*
^5 LGB!!
^5 ossy!
Ha ha . ossacip nice one very helpful as usual.
I’m curious what her t-shirt says…
~Me, too.~
Wow I need that laugh after just seeing the last post.
First?
Hey. HEY!
Do you hear that??
I thought that was *crickets*.
One in the same?
Surely.
*switches ossy’s “in” for an “and”*
instantcrickets.com
Nope didn’t hear it. Was too busy banging that hot “girl” from the photo.
I boinked her!
wassn das?!? fasching in köln!! muhahahaaaa
I like that ‘muhahahaaaa’ is universal in every language.
Yep even in Strine it’s the same
muhahahahaaaa
dude, i think theres a lot more fail than the bike seat color…
Such as?
Haven’t you been listening to Arthur? I mean…that FENCE!!!
*snork!*
I meant other than the fence!
OMG! SHE GOT A PINGAS! (Robotnik reference)
Shes snooPING AS usual I see. xD
That’s no bike seat!
….It a space station!
It’s too big to be a space station!
Boner Down
If this is a Game, I’m Crying
Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is a man!
It might be a boy, George.
Crotchless undergarments: maybe not the best idea for hermaphrodites.
She is obviously wearing shorts and that is obviously the bike seat and not a dingus.
the dingus obviously disagrees!
Tards.
You take life very literally, don’t you?
Pop-Tards?
I’d buy them if there’s 4 in a box.
o rly?
Of Topic:
I just subjected Mama Bird to the FailBlog home page this evening. She wouldn’t even attempt to look at the third picture, being traumatized as she was by the f!rst two.
Hee!
This one isn’t too bad. Showing her the one before this might be ruled cruel and unusual punishment.
This one made her say “Oh. My. God. …” . The other one turned her green. And all she could say was “Ewwww”. Over and over again.
*snork* That pretty much sums it up.
For those who think I may be too cruel to her, she’ll get me back. She always does. It’s an on-going thing. I’ll wait ’til she gets me, THEN I’ll show her the worst video in my arsenal. The one that traumatized a few of the folks here!
Eeeep! That must be bad.
I thought you’d seen it? The one with the Devynils(sp?) song?
There’s gotta be better places to store your videos than in your ARSE-nal
*taps foot*
*arches one eyebrow*
~Really?~
I just came back from YouTube, the video is still there, but the audio has been removed. Without sound, it loses it’s impact. I must find a new “horrible video” now. *pouts*
Aww come on now, Rickrolling is soooh 2008.
Oh, I just realized the name of the fail was Bike Seat Color Fail..my bad…carry on.
~So glad we have your approval~
tildes FTW!
You’re welcome!!!
Would it have helped if I had erected a sign?
no thanks… there’s enough erection for the whole house already.
It’s hard to see.
♫ The wheels on the bike go round and round round and round…♫
too bad its her bike seat… wow u guys are stupid.
Do you read titles?
Or understand ~sarcasm~?
~BIKE SEAT!?! Oh man, don’t I feel like an idiot? I’m going to bed now.~
…but does that shirt say what I think it says?
Double fail.
I suppose that depends on what you think it says.
*snork*
GMTA, Avis.
What do you think the shirt says? I mean, honestly, how do you expect us to be helpful if you don’t give us the information we need?
It’s like trying to make a call on a telephone without dialing the number first.
*snorkroffle!*
FIRST!
*GLOWERS*
Just like Lady Gaga she’s got a mini peen!
She-Dong WIN!
…does anyone else notice the convieniently placed “_uck” on her shirt?
~Nope, not at all!~
FIRST! Oh wait, maybe not.
She’s just WANGing it.
You’ve gotta love biking gals in Taiwan.
That’s a Giant Halfway she’s riding.
ah i see her pen is huge!
omg she has a wiener
LAST!
^
not quite…
wow, SO FUNNY
hawt…
lady gaga?
I am not sure about this one though. This could be a _huge_ WIN for the tranny there.
I like turtles.
Did you even read the TITLE of this item?
Did anyone check out the fence behind her? If that really is a bike seat, then the woman is pretty and all, and she looks like a charming young lass, and I feel like we could be friends, but WHO THE HELL CARES LOOK AT THAT FENCE! That fence is awesome! It obviously was too cool to be straight up and down, and went all ziggy zagger all over.
+4500 points for me having to see a doctor soon.
I just ate a big red candle.
You have to stare at it a bit schlonger.
More like perv deterrent WIN.
This picture is not so funny because you realize after a short time loking at this , that this is the bike sattle so it is a little bit childish to make some big noise about a thing which isnt shown .
….. But it is a funny moment photo !
FAKE !
Agreed. That fence is totally Photoshopped.
lol very nice fail
LMFAO
ITS A TRAP!
Considering how much of a reach this is for a fail, I can only assume they just wanted to put up a pic of a cute Asian girl.
Agreed, this really is a reach.
I’m not so sure that’s a seat.
I wonder the Fail is in this picture hmmm
Um…people? I don’t think that’s a bike seat, either……………………………
(shivers)
(Sing like Candyman)
Who can take a bicycle…
Take off the seat…
Put your sister on it and push her down a bumpy street?
The S&M Man
The S&M Man
The S&M Man mixes love in with the pain…
He makes the hurt feel good
this is the shit of byke, for sitting
Maybe shes just a hermaphrodite like lady gaga lol no big deal
That fence is awesome! It brings tears to my eyes.
“Shemale Fail”…………or maybe win.
It’s a trap! FailBlog gotta learn to identify their traps.
IT’S A PART!
Of a bike seat.
PINGAS!
HOTT.
It looks like she’s running late for her lady boys love club meeting…
Woah, Maybe making a skin coloured wasn’t the best Idea Hey?
is it actually a fail i mean it might be meant to be that colour for making girls look like hermaphrodites
note to self… never buy a bicycle with skin coloured bicycle seat!
Yea, I need help ’cause im hella turned on
wow 0.o if ur not kidding than yah u do need help lol
dude, she must be related to Lady GaGa.
^ hahaha thats pretty mush what i said yesterday lol
It’s the seat! It’s the seat! It’s not her schlong….it’s exactly between her legs and not coming out the left side or the right side. It’s a light brown bicycle seat. That’s a chick!
Im scared
Put a condom on and I’m all her’s.
What’re we like, five?
it’s a Bike of Gender Bending!
*puts on wizard robe and hat*
It’s the bike seat. Lol.
you sure?
LOL
it really looks off but when you watch carefully, you’ll see that it is the bike seat.
lol ya it’s the seat
My pants just got tighter. why is that?
Win
“That’s a lotta nuts!”
look like she borrowed her bike from Lady GaGa…
Maybe she is Lady Gaga!!!!
id tear her ass up
oh man i was shocked till i read the tittle ….
OMG!!!Disgusting!!!
Just boys who look like boys who dress like girls who look like Cher
Whoa.
I am glad to have a black seat. XD
She seems to be enjoying it.