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I’ll tumble for ya!
I could watch that again.
yep, so prefer to watch this again rather than ‘proper hygiene fail’…
You know, for a troll, you’re not so trollish.
*pat.pat*
Feel free to pat the trolls, just don’t feed them.
*pat.pat*
please do….
Noooooooo!
Evil evil evil earworm!
Was that a T.V. spin off?
I thought it was a dockumentaly.
Ended up a sit-com.
Now it's a floor show.She’s was almost invited to the cast party.
She had a more pressing offer to appear in an off Broadway production of Rent.
LGB, I just got your letter that you and Marius refuse to adopt me. *cry* *sob* I don’t even shed.
Oh noes, sweetie Leila! Don’t cry!
*pat.pat* There, there!
Aw, Marius, can’t we adopt her even though we don’t hail from some remote area of the states where a bro and sis can adopt?
I may be a royalty descendant from Egypt. Does that help?
I should think that would be considerably in your favor.
My bro must be hard at work, or he would’ve chimed-in by now…
Just show up looking lost and bedraggled on their porch Leila. One look and they’ll say, “Awwww, can we keep her?”
Wanna come with me?
Alright, it’s okay.
*Rolls Leila up in a rug*
Just please don’t cry, I can take anything but crying.
*Brings rug to LGB*
I hope we don’t get arrested or have some religious group picket our blog sweet blog.
how sweet ... now can Julius seize herThanks, bro. It means a lot to her, and … well … what’s the worst that could happen?
She loves the free, fresh wind in her hairLife without care
She’s broke, but it’s o’k...
the lady is a trampoline
Easy tumble, easy doll.
Easy rumble, easy fall.
I wanna be high, so high ...That's why I'm easy like Sunday morning
What goes up must come down.
Spinning wheel, got to go ’round.
♫ Don’t be alarmed if I fall head over feet ♫
NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!!
That’s gonna leave a mark.
In the wall
Another brick?
Hey TV leave that kid alone.
^5 EB
^5
Thanks guys.
I might’ve reciprocated earlier but I got dragged out the the queerest (you’re welcome to read that as you like) little bar in Madrid tonight where they had videos of various stereotypical songs playing (e.g. Wham – Jitterbug, Scissor Sisters – I don’t feel like dancin’ etc) when out of the blue came Pink Floyd – Another Brick in the Wall.
Well, it had me quite flummoxed.
WOOOOO-HOOOOO! VELVET! (again!)
Yip-yip-woohoo!!!
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
Hats off to Velvet!
*starts bubble machine*
YAY VELVET!!!
*pops the champagne*
*takes a swig*
*gets bubbles up nose*
*sneezes, causing a major *FOOOM!*, which accidenty ZA’s confetti cannon*
Ummmm…woops.
Thanks, I was nervous lighting that fuse.
*ɹǝʇʇnds ‘dsɐƃ*
*ʇɐoɹɥʇ ɟo ʇno ıʇʇǝɟuoɔ sןןnd*
¡ʇǝʌןǝʌ ‘sʇɐɹƃuoɔ
WOOHOO Velvet!!!
Phew! I am so glad I was standing over there this time!
*takes a blanket and smacks MS B’s head with it to put out a very small flame*
It’s okay. It wasn’t as bad as last time.
^^ That’s what was in moderation. What is/are the bad word(s)?
It was fl@me!
Flåme has låme in it.
LIES!!!
*snorkroffle!!*
Fl@me is what did you in. Because of the last four letters.
OH JEEBUXXX!!!! Mamma mia!!!
It sucks that we can’t use such a common word.
Yes, this new moderation thing is just crappy.
I thought we all agreed not to talk about the next fail.
:ick:
Why did FB do that? Don’t they know it invites trolls/haters in drones? Maybe that’s why they do it. Hmmm…
Dunno. But we don’t have to support it, thas fo sho.
Amen, sistah.
*^5*
*^5* = High 5
*V5* = Low 5
*>5* = On the side
Too slow
What if I want one in the middle?
**
Aw, man! It didn’t come out properly.
Lemme try it a different way:
*5*
*>5<* There!
I taught my 4-year-old the down low, too slow, and he is soooo funny when he does it. He’s got a pretty good evil laugh.
Me, too…
You, too, SuzieCutie.
*squeezesdabuttacow*
Don’t get to see you much, sweetie…
*LGBsqueezies*
Yeah, I know…
Busy season at work, so I don’t have a ton of time to kick back and hang with the ‘peeps. I miss you guys…
Yippers for you, Velvet!
Just have time to pop in, see the fail and congratulate you! Enjoy your pomp & circumstance!
*vanishes out of the thread*
*arm reaches back into thread*
*grabs what’s left of the first bottle of champagne*
*arm and champagne vanish from thread*
HEY!!
Did anyone see where that disembodied arm went??
No, but the disarmed body went thataways I’m sure.
The one with the disemboweled ET finger?
Haven’t seen it.
*wheels in chrome confetti cannon*
*overloads it*
*
safety**lights fuse and dives for cover*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Congrats Velvet!
VELVET! VELVET SHE’S OUR GIRL, IF SHE CAN’T DO IT, NOBODY CAN!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!
*backflip*
*backflip*
BOOM!!!
Ow!
~nice rhyme~
*gives Leila an ice pack and some Hello Kitty adhesive bandages*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! HELLO KITTY bandages!!!!!!
Thank you and for also clicking on the clickie yesterday
~I knew you would love my rhyming.~
Thanks for keeping the clickie up on your name — I just clickied again.
*slips the cute kitty some internez*
*ahem*
Leila? What are ‘internez’?
Uh…they are related to internetz but were like twice removed?
What the hell does it mean when someone says this is my cousin so and so, twice removed anyway???? Being a foreigner really isn’t easy.
*scratches head*
We call them kissing cousins. Right sis?
Cousins “removed” are offspring of your cousins. If your cousin has a child, the child is your cousin once removed. If your cousin once removed has a child, that child is your cousin twice removed.
*leads “CONGRATS, VELVET!” parade, complete with marching band, floats, and balloons*
*troops fire rifles in salute*
*cannons fire*
Happy Birthday!
♪ BUON COMPLEANNO BF!!!! ♪
Grazie, Leila!
*squeeze*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BFF!!
*sniff*
He’s growing up so fast!
*ItalianSqueezes*
Italians squeezes? Is that anything like a French kiss?
OoooOOOOooooh! I want in on it, then!
♬ Ms B and Leeeeeeeeeeeila
sittin’ in a tree!
S-Q-U-E-E-Z-I-N-G!! ♬
What happens when two failpeep ladies squeeze while sitting in a tree?
Someone takes a picture.
*hides behind GS, staring with wide eyes at the tree*
*insinuates self between BFF and tree*
Hey, sweetie! Look over there!
*points*
What?
*looks over where LGB is pointing*
Oooooh…shiiiny…
*stares at the sparkling object*
You remembered! Cheers, Marius! I shall check the last fail in a moment. For now…
*gives goodie bags to all Failbloggers*
The credit goes to LGB and Aja. My memory is as sharp as pudding.
Happy Birthday, BFF!!
Congrats! Hope you’re having a great day and I wish you all the best for your next year on this fine planet!!!
Happy Birthday, BFF!
*squeeze*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BFF!!
We got everything read on the last fail, so we’re ready to PAR-TAY on this one!
*brings in all the stuff from last fail*
♪♫ Happy Happy Birthday, BFF dear!
Happy things will come to you all year!
If I had a wish, then it would be:
A Happy Happy Birthday to you from me! ♪♫
Aw, shucks, guys! Today, in my Biology class, someone shouted that it was my birthday, and the entire class sang “Happy Birthday”! Even the teacher! Is my date of birth this significant?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BFF!!!
Does that answer your question?
Dunno about his biology class, but, BFF, we LOVE you!
Happy B-Day GBF!!!
*puts favorite David Hasselhoff Speedo in a gift bag*
Here’s a very useful present for ya!! Enjoy it I did!
A used David Hasselhoff Speedo?
*ick*
*shudders*
OhGawd! I just threw up a little in my mouth.
I’m trying to eat lunch, here!!!
It’s the FailBlog Diet, even when there isn’t a stomach turning video or image, someone comes along and kills your appetite.
My comment is awaiting moderation. *sigh*
I used the “i” word. It should show up eventually.
Mine ^^ is in moderation and there is no ‘i’ word. Does anyone have a list of FB taboo words?
L@me NEVER makes it out of moderation.
!mage we know.
Pr0n is another (I think).
Wear it and you will be very popular with the ladies. You may also develop a craving for hamburgers, but I can’t be responsible for that. Enjoy!
*checks list*
Nope…none of those are in my comment. WTF???
That’s only a partial list, I don’t really know all the no-no words.
I bet you do, you dirty little girl!
Um…gee, thanks, Skratdaddy, for this…interesting gift. I shall, er, treasure it for years to come.
*picks up Speedos with tongs*
*places them in glass case*
*sterlizes entire room*
Many happy returns of the the day BFF!
BFF! Happy burpday!
WooHoo!
Congrats Velvet!
*passes out lit sparklers to everybody*
Well, that’s one way to fall head over heels…
♪Something happens and I’m head over heels
I never find out till I’m head over heels♫
Or heels over head, if you’re flexible enough.
Yeah, I would think that would be the term. Head over heals is normal, isn’t it?
heel thyself!*Heels*
You are NOT a heel, Marius.
When it comes to friends I consider myself well-heeled.
*Squeeze*
We like you no matter how you slice it.
*squeeze*
Oooo! Pizza!
*Squeeze*
# It’s a very very
mad world #
Nice Aja. Classic movie, great soundtrack.
Here’s your beer back.
If I’m not mistaken she was pretty young. So it’s alcopops.
It was good of her mom not to flip out about it.
I was sure she would pitch a fit.
What a flop.
*Roll credits*
*Throws cast party*
*checks timestamps*
You win this time!
*squeeze*
*Squeeze*
Time is a loop AA, no one is before the other.
she did, she did !!! … owww
wooooooo do it again
too much TV may have adverse side effects
Look ma, one day I WILL be on Dancing with the Stars, or was that Dancing with the Stars will be on me?
Or was that, “I saw stars when the TV hit me on the head”?
Star Wars again LGB?
TV WIN
And that’s the weather forcast. Back to you Anne.
Did that TV turn on by itself?
Yes. Also, never go in the basement in the dark.
I know that rule! Same goes for the attic, BTW.
On second thought, basement in the dark could be fun if you are with a certain someone.
*never seen a basement before*
I am just finishing my basement, and it is quite nice.
So it’s not dungeon like and creepy?
No, just installed dry wall, hard wood floor and recessed lights. It’s going to be my media room. It should actually be the nicest room in the house when I get done.
Certain someone = sociopath with an axe?
Eeeep!
*hides under bed*
Wait, no, that’s one of the first places they look! Where do I hide now?
The shower?
Need to fix something….
There. That’s better.
What are you accusing me of?Be careful with that. You’ll go blind.
Nothing as yet, but we haven’t completed your screening.
We will get back to you when a decision has been reached.
In Soviet Russia, TV is on you. *flees*
This one actually made me laugh.
*squeeze*
Phew! *squeeze*
*fleas*?
At least it wasn’t a plasma/flat screen.
LCD = Lassie Crashing Down?
Ow. Talk about rubbing some salt into it. Not only did she nearly cripple herself on the landing, but then a T.V. falls on her.
She’s just getting peppered with insults.
Is it that thyme again?
Apparently not. No one’s cumin to play.
I’m back. Just had to go dust off the window basils.
It would be sage advice to keep flipping in the original direction.
Did she ???
Did she ????
Dial?
9ELEBENTY?
This is why you shouldn’t buy 30 pound CRTs
You couldn’t even if you wanted to these days.
This is spinal tap.
I've got your back.Welcome back.
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Somebody's gettin' kotterized.Ooohh! Oohh! Oohh!
I thought it was Headbanger’s Ball.
reply fail…grrrrrrr
But I clicked on the button…I SWEAR!!!!
Brokeback Pike.
Your face belongs to Noxzema
Noxzema’s like a peeing furnace
thats not a backflip fail, thats a TV WIN
Remember, Failblog is clinically proven to reduce pounds of body fat, or we’ll refund the purchase price.
The TV dropping was the added bonus I was looking for.
“I said I wanted to be on TV, not under it!”
fools russian (where Aja's feared to tread)anyone notice that the tv turned on after it fell?
hubba hubba ... you know what I like!Chantilly lace?
And a pretty face?
Yes ... I'm just a sweet transvestite.
*Dials Transylvania 6-5000*
You got a purty mouth
I’m gonna call you peaches.
BTW, Motts: Nice avatar!
Yo Spike, I got the Motts!
*HATES that movie!*
THIS is why your mom tells you not to jump on the bed!
And here I thought it was just the monkeys that fell off and broke their heads.
And the little one said: Roll over, roll over.
I have seriously had that song stuck in my head the last few days. What’s up with that?
Little Foo Foo Rabbit was stuck in my head for a bit. The child insisted that we go through the whole song four or five times on Sunday night.
But I haven’t even taught him that song, and it’s just stuck. Maybe I need to teach it to him to get it out.
Do you include the moral of the story at the end NS?
Of course!
The child doesn’t really understand the play on words since she’s not familiar with “here today, gone tomorrow,” but I get a good laugh out of it. Then she laughs because I’m laughing so hard & then I laugh because she’s laughing.
It’s quite a hoot.
I laughed even harder when she tried to do the whole thing on her own. The moral wound up being “Goon today, hare tomorrow.”
*laughs*
That’s why I asked! I taught preschool while I was going to university, and the teachers always had a laugh at the end of the song. There’s nothing quite like a score of 4 year old faces looking up at you in puzzlement.
Is that Little Bunny Foo Foo?
Hopping through the forest?
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head?
Oh! Oh! Can I be the Good Fairy?
Eeeep!
*runs to save Mouse before she can be bopped on the head*
*covers head*
*offers tiny helmet*
♫ Little Bunny Foo Foo – I don’t want to see you scooping up the field mice & bopping ‘em on the head. ♫
I now have the beginnings of a very urban/ghetto version of that running through my head.
Little meth-head Foo Foo,
hopped up in the ghetto….
*wields shellacked minnow menacingly*
*raises an eyebrow at Avis*
Scoping out the field agents
and trying to stay ahead….
LOL!
They have hotel rooms for that.
I thought hotel rooms were for *nudge-nudge-wink-wink*…
Say no more!
No more!
*winks and nudges*
Thus quoth the raving.Say no more, say no more, say no more, squire.
Tv. Apply directly to the forehead.
*Snickers*
*Twix*
*Hugs & Kisses*
*Marathon*
You forgot to repeat it about five times.
By or for each?
Yes.
Would you rather she flip the bird?
*flies…erm, flees*
♪ When your bird is broken will it bring you down? ♪*arches one eyebrow*
*tries to lower arched eyebrow with finger*
Um …
…, but ‘member it was MRN who … you know, like what happened yesterday and …
Okay, she shouldn’t flip the bird. But she should definitely do flips in hotel rooms.
I’m sure you didn’t mean that to sound the way it did to me, but YOWZA!
The naughty barn’s that ↔ way, Avis. I’m already headed that way, would you like to join me?
Are you kidding? My room at the barn should be already established by now!
With satellite tv and all the modern conveniences you can think of. You gonna be there a long while might as well be comfortable.
Rofl, the TV is still playing XD
Reaction WIN!
well she will never do that again-maybe…
TV bad for brain think me
Particularly if said TV lands on said brain.
Groucho Marx once said: “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
I am cool with that, reading and all, but it better have some dam pictures in it and lots of them!
Yes, I highly enjoy pictures of dams. Beavers, too.
There’s that tuneless whistle again.
*Looks around*
Very few things in life are better than reading a good book.
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend.
Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx(?)
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
-Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
-Groucho Marx
I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
-Same Groucho
*snork*
Good one!
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
-Groucho Marx (definitely)
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
-Yup, still quoting Groucho Marx
She is lucky that the screen didn’t break
She is lucky her head didn’t break.
Gorgeous butt!!!! I’d do her.
*groan*
*hands Cloral the bat*
Go ahead. Make our day.
*Smack!!!*
Ah, that felt good.
HOME RUN!
And the crowd goes wild!!!
*shields eyes from sun*
*peers off into the distance*
Day-um, son! That was a humdinga!
Man that skull got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don’t you think?
Please. That guy has never, EVER had a stewardess on his face EVAR.
ROFL!!!
Yeah, he did. She was beating him up for his inappropriate comments and then farted on his face while yelling “AM I STILL SEXY NOW?”
*snork*
*snerk*
She could be simply standing on his face, yes?
In stilettos, one can hope!
While wearing golf cleats.
Stilettos with golf cleats.
I object to all this sex on television.
I mean, I keep falling off!
We will switch to just horny chat then.
Good to see we’re not stuck in a rut … stuck in a rut … stuck in a rut …
“all in all it was just, another brick in the wall”
~That’s original.~
Oooh – italics and tildes. You’re pulling out the big guns, LGB!
It’s very serious. :[
*pokes*
*tickles* :[
*pays*
:[
*pokes*
*tickles*
*giggles*
*doesn’t pay*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Ouch
Eloquent. I’ll bet you belong to Toastmasters, eh MPF?
Dinsdale!
Clydesdale!
Ch¡ppèndále!
Chip ‘N Dale.
Please, after you.
No, no. After YOU. I insist.
ALVIN!!!!It’s your big break in TV, Alice. Welcome to the Prime-Time, B!TCH!
aaah poor girl,
but i can laugh at it
She didn’t lose an eye, so it’s still fun and games
flip, flip, flip into the tube
flip, flip, flip into the tube
flip, flip, flip into the tube
flip int the tube my darlin
thank you! thank you! i’ll be here all night!
Okay. OT again, and not for the squeamish:
I was getting my coat out of the closet this morning, the door to which is an accordian style, with two panels and bend in the middle. I didn’t bother to turn the hallway light on, so it was a bit dark. As I went to push the door shut, I laid the middle finger of my right hand in the bend and closed it HARD. I thought it was just a bad pinch, but when I got my finger into the light it was freaking bleeding. I went back to the closet, turned on the hallway light, and saw that there was a little chunk of my flesh closed in the door! My husband, cool as a cucumber, walked over to the door, opened it, flicked my flesh onto the floor, and closed the door.
Just thought I’d share.
Carry on.
Do you have a tip for us?
Sounds like LGB got a pretty good deal. The doors around here usually demand a full pound of flesh.
I’m sure by now ZA has taken care of it for you.
Thanks for cutting to the chase
If you want to get rid of flesh, biting your fingers is less painful (sometimes).
I can always count on my FPs to show me about as much compassion as a cobra does its prey.
*mongooses LGB*That’s not a Backflip – it’s a Backsault.
It’s a back assault.
The TV still works. I find that funny. Don’t you?
(Notice the completly weird English and Grammer.)
hah
“i geuss there are MORE holes in the wall…” XD
that was my favorite prt
She should buy a Trampoline.
It’s amazing that the TV stayed intact…
She would like to try the backflip in a larger hall than her bedroom…
I believe I saw this on RayWilliamJohnson.
Always, always, always, always look before you leap. She was smart the first time. Well, smart-ish.
She should know better by now, if there are already too many holes in the wall.
I wanna bang her
That’s so funny. First you’re thinking “hey, she made it!” and the “oh noes..”
Why do stupid people never seem to get seriously hurt?
Precisely why I won’t let my kid have a TV in her room!
oh nos, mum found the glory hole
I sure hope the tv is ok
that’s exactly what i’m thinking
Did the tv die?
Mom’s a hoosier…Listen to her twangy voice. It’s apparent the daughter is destined for a life of white trash as well… Her attempt to do…whatever she just did only proves she’s an idiot.
Did she die?
THE T.V WAS ON WHEN IT FELL XD
this is as funny as the channing show fail lol XD
Backflip fail… Tv win?!
And this is why they say “don’t try this at home” on television.
I’d hit it.
she’s hoooot.
Nah. Tv win.
Gravity win!
“ARE YOU OKAY?”
DDDDDDD