Sign Fail
You could set up a stand in that weather.
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This is a sign in Minnesota.
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Trespassers will be prostituted. Snowmen will be the customers.
They have to do something with those snowballs of theirs.
Snowballs—for that cold between the legs feeling.
*Shudder*
Sure to put a damper on things.
sing fail snow win
So it’s OK to be frigid then?
*volunteers to help with the thawing process.*
Snownalls illigal ocording to ordince 9 of the snowville lodge. Violators will prosecuted. Snow will be melted.
Government is angry, God did not listen.
He does not need to.
I hear the Government is fining God $200 for this
It is not funny at all to make fun of God or the Government. The Government is working very hard to keep the bad guys (pedo-bears, robbers and Madoff) out of the streets; and God is busy making terrorists bombs to fail and ignite terrorist’s penis.
Also, God is very busy monitoring all those 12-step programs.
Those selfish people should be using their Dog instead of their God on those programs, so God had more free time to chase terrorists.
Maybe we should only be mentioning God ever so quietly……we don’t want a repeat.
Ok
God
“No dirt on this ground”
“No water in this lake”
Ceci n’est pas une pile of snow
I don’t think mother nature approves.
Nature does have a way of doing what it wants to do.
Egoistic!
Nature is not egotistic, it just thinks it better than everything else.
It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!
A sign prohibiting weather effects! Why didn’t we think of this before? Think of the possibilities! “No earthquakes in this area”, “global warming is illegal”, “strictly NO floods”. It’s so easy…
No tordadoes in this trailor park.
*makes notes*
“All anthropogenic effects on nature may be rectified with correct signage”
*makes copies*
*posts to all Government bodies*
*waits for nobel prize*
– No Nobel prizes in this area –
Sorry; novel poetizes are still allowed, however.
F*cksocks.
No missing teeth or wives with black eyes in this trailer park.
“No signs allowed”
Shoop’d.
The sign is correct. That’s not snow!
Someone has really bad dandruff?
Dried coconut?
Sugar?
Drugs bust gone horrifically wrong?
What? We must know.
Photoshopped. Obvs.
Nah, airbrushed. Obvisouly.
Incorrect. That’s real snow. I took the picture myself.
not photoshopped, i actually used to work at the hyvee in the background, and live a few blocks away, trust me that sign is there…
Snow, I command thee to cease!
*avalanches*
That’s snow joke.
Ice cream under all you flakes but still I command thee to cease!
*hands Canute a Slushie*
Freeze!
Icy what you did there.
All hail for King Canute!
Hail the Moomin!
hehehehehe
Jinxed you! :p
At least you didn’t give them the cold shoulder.
You saying I’ve a cold heart? That’s chilling.
Well we are a sleet slower than we have been.
So would you have to book each snowflake individually for a violation of the sign?
You’ll have to make a snowman and book him instead.
Or book them all for conspiracy.
put them all in jail for treason! how dare they disobey the mighty SIGN!
Let them melt as punishment!!!!
Tell that to my friend Frosty over there….
The sign is a bad informer.
Is that like a decepticon?
*licks your bum bum down*
*rofflesqueeze*
Let’s say I was.
*SQUEEZE*
What? No mutual licking of bum bums?
I so wanted to see that.
Darn you, The Moomin! Darn you a lot!
(washes song out of head with soap)
the sign snitched? who did it snitch on?
God must be punished for dropping snow there!!!
God is not real fool!
Ok, but someone must pay for dropping snow in the forbidden place…
Failblog fail, the sign doesn’t deny the existence of the snow, or bar it from snowing there. It’s meant for the machine operator, so that he doesn’t make a snow mountain there.
Aha. So it’s not funny at all.
Correct
‘Slow Children at Play’ signs are funny too, even although they make sense. Sometimes, to keep it short, signs read more than one way. What bothers me is the fact that no one has made a reference to the musical Camelot, where King Arthur sings a song about banning snow.
Will they sue god?
Yeah, I’ve lived in towns with these signs. It’s the only way to prevent snow mountains in inconvenient places.
Snowflakes so far seem unimpressed
This fail sponsored by HyVee.
This also reminds me of a bit from “Mostly Harmless” by Douglas Adams:
The sign is for the plow driver who clears the parking lot.
It means “don’t pile the snow here”. Probably a good reason too, when you consider drainage factors.
Snow way!
In other news police are looking for persons responsible for placing snow in a designated “no snow” area. Any leads can be reported to the local police station.
*police comes storming to the site, sorounding the snow*
“FREEZE!!!”
You guys are stupid compared to Canadians.
There isn’t any “snow” there (whatever that is).
It’s obviously grass. Why is everybody so misguided?
Stupid snow! Doesn’t it know it isn’t allowed to fall there…pssh!
Can I have that sign? I live in Florida.
“Fail” as in “The snow failed to obey”?
Could it mean snowballs?
I’m guessing this just means no making snow plow piles here. Nice sineage
That’s what you get for trying to control Iowan weather. Especially the winter variety.
what are ya gonna do arrest the snow man?