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THAT would stand up to hell!
like hail it would
You have snow idea what you’re talking about.
Ice like to think I do.
I KNOW you’re not calling LGB a lying piece of sleet.
Nor a flake.
We’re on a slippery slope now.
♪ ♫ Slip slidin’ away! ♫ ♪
That is one hoar of an earworm Judy.
Pretty soon we are going to have to get the whiteout.
Icy what you did there.
Two — count ‘em two — lurkers coming out on the blog today?!? Yay!
Getcherself an avatar and stay, Earlybath!
ht tp://en.gravatar.com/
…and how come Admiral and Dragon only catch me breaking a pun run? Hmmm???? Where are those two?
*sneaks up behind Leila*
*SQUEEEEZE!!!*
A sneaker! FREEZE!
Eeeeep!
*dives into the snowbank*
*freezes*
*Does not want Dragon to get the cold shoulder*
*Graupel Squeeze*
*tinkles a little*
*goes to clean up*
*SqueezeDW*
Chill, Leila!
*hands out frosties*
*pulls up a stool*
*Realises a chair would have been less messy, not to mention smelly*
(damn mentioned it).
Do you want to clean that up, or shall I?
*orders sign from signage shop*
*waits two weeks*
*receives sign*
*plugs in*
*sparkle*WELCOME, EB!*sparkle*
Dang. I’m sure spending a lot on signage these days.
I’d like to reply to GBF but this thread has nested so far that I can’t see the ‘Reply’ link. Is there a solution?
P.S. Not sure if they sell ShamWow in my neighbourhood, maybe when the snow melts it’ll all just wash away?
Guess they’re pulling the ‘reply’ button early on this thread. Then again, the overall thread is long.
That’s what happens when the thread gets too long, EB. The only thing you can do is 1) Reply to the last Reply Button in the thread; 2) address your reply to the person in question; and 3) safety.
Thanks Little Girl Blue, I’ll add that to my list of stuff I know but will shortly forget.
Don’t forget #6 … Profit.
4)Profit!
It’s a date if you go skate with me on the lake.
I think his eyes just glazed over.
Heh…Leila made a rime.
Sometimes the words just floe out of her.
At least she’s not hoarified for breaking the pun-run.
I thinks it’s time you cool it!
You snow it would!
BLAARRRHHGGG@!!!!!
Hee hee! Two days in a row!
*squeeze*
Your superior typing speed skills thwart me every time!
*squeeziesback*
I feel sorry for the guy who tried to catch the snow ball
runnin' alll 'round my brainIf you wanna get down, down on the ground. . .
lol ... awesome ... better watch my speed 'round you.Like the video shows, we could end up spending 99 years underneath that ground.
Reminds me of low-flyin' airplanes, 'bout a hun'red feet high
Dropping a buncha bales of somethin'.Who knew life in the fast lane could be so cold?
It can happen ... when the wind blows and the rain feels cold with a head full of snow, with a head full of snow.Speaking of getting rolled:
As I was a-walking down Paradise street,
To me way-haye, blow the man down.
♪Surely make you lose your mind♪
Ouch. That might be considerably painful, depending on the size of the snowball. I know ’cause I’ve been squashed by larger.
Did you die?
*gasp*
*clutching pearls*
*faints*
*raises one eyebrow*
Alright, we’ve got another one down. Where are those dern firemen?
*pouts*
First Seductive Man, now Firemen?!?
I’m beginning to believe that this little birdie has an insatiable appetite
You’d have to ask Rooster about that!
One of them is hanging outside. With his pants down, apparently. Not that I think you would care about that…
*miraculously revives*
*runs to window to see*
*flashes window*
Haha, I taunt you again!
No go away, or we shall taunt you a second time!
*sighs and grabs coconuts*
Nuts???
No he just accidenty his pride, apparently.
Pride commeth before a fall is pictured quite neatly in this video.
I read that as “pride commeth before a fail”. Which technically may be true.
Thanks for pointing that out, otherwise I might have never realized that I also misread that.
Since I also misread it I’d say BFF misspelled it.
*snork*
Poor BFF!
But…but…but…
Oh, damnation! Yes, I did mispell it! Happy now?
It’s ok, it happens from time to time. *pats head* We can just cuddle instead.
BG!! Stop perpetuating the myth!!
It’s not ok and size DOES matter!!
Yup. What she said.
I disagree, some guys have NO clue.
Hey, I’m just trying to help a peep out. Don’t listen to 3B BFF, she’ll have you on medication. It’s not natural, I say!
Yes, but in women, small is good. Small in men is…………well…………there’s someone out there for everyone.
I’m not very good in women.
*heavy sigh*
Me either.
I have never had any complaints.
That’s what she said…
Not often, that’s fersure.
Totally.
I must’ve been way off failblog to understand what’s going on now.
What amazes me is that he actually thought he could catch it!
Did he fly?
Thought had nothing to do with it.
It was just a misunderestimation.
He guesstimated incorrectly
Is there a surprise in the center?
How many licks does it take to get the to tootsie roll center of a tootsie snow ball.
*takes out erroneous . and inserts correct ?*
*also switches “the” and “to” to correct placement*
Kersplortch!
*hands Ms B a bukkit*
Sorry love, but that was a mess.
An absolutely horrible mess. I need to pull a Leila and just shake my monitor to erase it completely.
We all have days like this, sweets. *squeeze*
Didn’t your momma warn you?
*pats head*
Cuddle and cookie dough?
I’ll take the cuddle, but pass on the cookie dough, thanks. I know Judy’s watching.
I’ll take the cookie dough.
You know – just to be helpful.
I’m a giver like that.
We all appreciate your sacrifice.
That reminds me of something I want to do with wife later.
TMI Jules my friend. TMI.
What the heck? At least he’s talking about doing…………whatever…………to his WIFE. That makes it, well, still an overshare, but a sweet one.
He didn’t say it’s his wife.
Very true Arthur. I for one is glad that Jules is going to have fun with “wife”, even if it is dirty, dirty fun.
OMG!!! I have tears in my eyes from laughing. Arthur, you are going to get me fired dude.
If more than one louse is lice
and more than one mouse is mice,
is more than one spouse spice?
what about house?
or Grouse?
or Moose? That’s a real confusing one.
Goose/Geese
Moose/Meese
Do you wonder how it is that conversations can take a completely different turn in FB?
I am not complaining.
More than one grouse is gripe.
Variety is the spice of life.
Only in Utah.
Tradition!
*clears throat*
Ms B…I have long ago resigned myself to the beer and cheese jokes attached to my home state. You may as well accept it–the jokes aren’t going to go away.
*hangs up a large “WISCONSIN! Come and smell our dairy air!” poster on the wall*
I have consigned myself to it, years ago. I just had a tickly in my throat.
*takes large gulp of water*
There that’s better.
*squeeze*
*passes Ms B a Ricola©*
Sowwy Ms B, I just couldn’t pass it up. I tried to, I really did! But it just kept nagging me.
*squeeze?*
No, seriously, it’s ok. I really am used to it. I guess I’m just trying to get in on the joke.
*SQUEEZE!*
Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday.
Recap? Please?
*bats eyes*
Two of them on top of a snowy hill roll down a giant (brownish) snowball and this kid – bless his heart – thinks he can catch it. Safe to say that the snowball caught him instead.
Yeah, what she said. Olur powers, and then cue the bike guy.
Thanks!
*squeeze*
What did they do? Do they block your video watching mode?
They have blocked streaming video. Except Youtube, which this particular vid is not on that I can find.
*sigh*
My company blocks youtube and anything having to do with streaming media. Like I can’t listen to my satellite radio.
You should try pandora.com. Better online music than XM or Sirius. You might still be able to listen to that one because I have a hard time blocking that one off. (I’m an IT consultant who does those bad things like blocking sites or streaming media)
They had Youtube blocked, until they realized that the company has videos on there.
You may have a problem blocking it, but OUR IT dept doesn’t seem to have had any issues. *sigh* There’s nothing left for me. *hand to forehead dramatically* This is all I have left!! Save me failpeeps!!!
*collapses in ladylike and delicate manner*
Good Lawd! She got the vapors!
*lashes flutter*
*whispers in ragged voice*
Firemen?
*Stops eating cookie dough*
I’m sorry, what?
Oh, I forgot…
*calls nearby firehouse with the cute firefighter*
*fluttery*
Bless you.
*bust through door*
*check pulse*
*removes shirt*
*begins mouth to mouth*
*continues until paramedics arrive*
Umm………who’s shirt. Mine or yours? Makes a difference to the recovery rate.
Mine.
Well, I would not want it to get sweaty.
I usually press on Pandora … way too much to the point that it isn’t enjoyable any longer.
Get this though, there is a disclaimer on some websites where my company asks if there is a business need for me to access this website. My thought is, dude, if you want my mind to be at peace from simply listening to the music then it’s to your best interest I get to the website otherwise I will go postal on you – I think that falls under Business Need.
I’d say that’s absolutely true Leila. I’m with you completely. There are certian things that are necessary to avoid office bloodshed.
Like my participation here.
Indeed.
There are certain websites that honestly would help me in my job, but get blocked because they fall under “alternative interest”. Typically LGBT stuff.
I’m unable to see streaming videos of MSNBC shows (I’m following a news story about which Rachel Maddow has been talking lately), but I’ve found a couple of other places where I can see the videos. I’m sure those sites will be blocked here tomorrow.
You say “office bloodshed” like it’s a bad thing.
You do offal well.
He’s got the guts for it
Who’s Virgo, EB?
Just someone random off the internet, who happens to be going for an “early bath”
I see. It’s completely up to you and all, but why don’t you choose something which is somehow personal or special to you?
I probably will, at some point, once I’m familiar with the whole gravy tar thing (still a little worried it might stick to my teeth).
Though the pic is pretty representative of my posting name which I’ve been using for almost a decade, just not on fail blog of course.
Did he … hurt?
Only his pride…
and maybe a rib or two.
It sure looks like it took out a leg, in a broken knee way. No way to tell though.
lol, that’s my mate and he’s fine. couldn’t walk for bout 5 minutes though…..
I’ll catch you! I’ll catch you!
*smush*
*starts to run for a huge leap into Gracie’s arm*
*mid way realizes how badly it will end up*
*too much momentum, can’t stop*
Oooomph!!!!!!!
Gracie, are you okay?
Mmmph mmmph!
Firemen! We need firemen! Somebody call nine elebenty!
Don’t worry I will hose them off.
*pulles out hose*
*wolf whistles*
Jules, do you prefer sheer or nude?
Fishnets…definitely.
It’s normally thigh high.
I’ve pondered your post and decided not to sneer nor brood.
I asked you to stand and listen, but you neither hear nor stood.
When confronted with the dessert menu, I had neither fear nor pud.
Good choice.
*facepalm*
The first time I read this I saw sheep. I only just recently got it. I think I need to go back to bed.
Nude sheep! Hide them from Arthur!
*stuffing nude sheep under Certa mattress for ironic value*
shear sheep !!✄
“I used to be something all covered with fluff,
And I’d dance in the sunlight and show off my stuff,
Then they hauled me away in a manner quite rough
And sheared me and dropped me back here in the buff.”
I love that cartoon!
Shear genius.
That’s one terrific yarn GS!
You don’t pull the wool over my eyes.
Ewe guys are ridiculous.
*knits brow*
I can’t see the video. Does it involve two girls and a mouth full of …
…snow, yes.
That’s more than a mouthful of snow, you’d need at least two cups.
Is that a yes, or a snow?
Yes, snow.
*tackles Gracie*
*makes Shiva angle in the snow*
*splats snow in Jules’ face*
*giggles*
Thats cold!
*tosses snow balls at Gracie*
Jules! I’m telling your wife!
*makes snowman*
*throws snowman at Jules*
*toss a handfull of snow down Gracie’s back and skips away playfully*
Who do you think I learned all this from.
*grabs an Acme catalog*
*orders a snowball launcher*
*waits for it to arrive*
*chases the Road Runner*
*Gives Gracie a tiny umbrella and a card with “Yikes” written on it*
*sneaks up boops Gracies nose*
Meep meep
*streaks off*
♫ ♪ The weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. Since we’ve no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!♫ ♪
*faints dramatically*
Where the heck are those dern firemen!?!?!
Did you call for a K9?
Wow… just wow. People is smart.
~
Ohh! Ohh! My favorite symbol is the carrot (^), ’cause I like carrots.
My favorite symbol is the (♀), because I like women.
Mine too. Cuz I am woman.
I like ༂, 'cause om is where the heart is.
0F02?
✓
~our children is learning~He Ab-Zorbed the blow.
You have to admit he does know how to take big balls to the face.
Tea bagging?
Nah, bigger than that, try carpet bagging.
Brown baging?
I guess, if you are a women you could call it lunch boxing.
I’m a women and I have no idea what baging is.
I’m a woman and I don’t think I want to know what baging is!
You’re a woman! Lucky you. I’m a women.
Dammit…where’s Dilly? This is HER in-joke!
*facepalm*
I didn’t even see that!
Must. Find. More. Caffeine.
*looks for a place to hide caffeine*
*quickly drowns it in coffee*
Muahahaha! She’ll NEVER find it there!
*SKA-WEEEEEEEEZE!!!*
Sorry. I’ve missed my Arthur squeezes.
*SQUEEEEEEZE*
I’m busy lately…
Busy being a gentlemen.
*drinks diet soda- with caffeine*
blow-back mountainSir Galahad: Look, let me go back out there and face the precipitation.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too precipitous.Can’t I even have a little bit of precipitation?
I bet you’re dry.
*really should watch that movie again, now that I have it*
*RIGL*
*Snickers*
*MarsBars*
*Twix*
*Whatchamacallit*
*Hugs & Kisses*
*Butterfingers*
*Raiders*
*Nerds*
*RedHots*
*Abazaba*
*Chuckles*
*Reese’sPieces*
*cue Raiders of the Lost Ark music*
*pulls out whip*
*cracks over head*
BRING IT ON SNO–
*is crushed by giant snowball*
Why did it have to be sn
akesow?He failed to realize the gravity of the situation.
Gravity, as is math, is a matter of opinion.
I second per second that.I concur concurrently.
He accidenty the whole 9.81 metres per second per second.
Slightly OT: Since it snowed heavily today, we managed to have a snowball fight in school today. The Deputy Headmaster warned us at first, but we pelted him, and though he attempted to retaliate, he fled back to his office! A school day could not start any better.
ROFL!! DH is a coward.
I went home at lunch time.
To revise, for an exam! Tomorrow! In the snow!
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
It could be worse and you could be stuck @ work Jon.
As naive as this may sound, I can’t wait for work.
At my School/College, we’re all treated like 11 year olds. I long for the ability to have an intelligent discussion with a fellow adult, instead of them patronising me.
WHADDAYA CALL WHAT WE HAVE ON HERE?!?!?!
What are we —- chopped liver?!?
*sniff*
And. I. Thought. You. Cared.
There there
*hands LGB a teddy*
You know we all go without saying
Prezzackly!
I didn’t even need to mention you guys, cos you know you’re brilliant!
I even said so in an incredibly long-winded way a few fails back.
Thanks, ossy. *hugs teddy*
Jon, I know. Your speech made me misty, remember? Should I have put the sarcasm tildes on my post? I thought it was fairly obvious…
I meant talky-discussion. I only have limited time on here during terms, and it’s just not enough to counter balance the intensive patronising I get for 8 hours a day.
Besides, Roleplay Hornychat just doesn’t pay well.
You don’t get no respect until you’re, like, in your late 20s, early 30s. I asked my mother when I was in my early 20s when I would be considered a “woman.” She replied, “When you have kids.” Well, I didn’t have a kid until I was 30. It was a looooong wait…
And just when you get all of that nice respect, your kids strip every last ounce of it away.
Yes. Along with some parts of body that shall remain nameless and your sanity.
… and when you’re in your 30s you’ll patronize 18 year olds. Because you KNOW how you thought you were all grown up back then, but now you realize that you weren’t. It’s inevitable.
*snork*
Just half a day, Czuhc! Pretty quick today, huh?
*squeeze*
What is this “grown-up” thing of which you all speak?
Exhausting and therefore to practice with caution.
I took one of those “What is your REAL age” quiz thingies and the answer was…12.
I still giggle about that. I prefer to define it as “young at heart”.
I may get older, but I’ll never grow up.
I figured I must have grown up or something when rigor mortis set in.
*is very happy to not have suffered a flare-up in months!*
I just pictured a bunch of kids in black robes throwing snowballs at Dumbledore.
Teehee, cos BFF is totally a wizard!
You must despise us muggles, eh?
Unfortunately, I’m a muggle. By all rights, I should be a witch — I was born on Halloween, for Pete’s sake!!!
Life can be so unfair, sometimes.
Oh, I completely believe you’re a witchy woman in your own way, nightshayde. You’re no muggle. *wicked grin*
But … but … but I want magical powers! I’m sure I’d be really good at stuff, just like Hermione.
I want magic if for no other reasons than to clean house with no effort, and put up/take down holiday decorations with a flick of my wand.
Dishes, that would be a wonderful way to was the dishes!
*flits in on feathery wings to drop an “h” in Avis’ short wash*
Yes – but the Weasley family didn’t have a house elf. Molly took care of the bulk of the cooking and cleaning (both at the Burrow and at 12 Grimmauld Place) – mostly via magic.
You’re a wizard at spreadsheets.
Excelliarmus!
You two have officially made my day!
Interesting thought. I actually have small hooks screwed in the eves so I can hang the x-mas lights without climbing a ladder. I use a bamboo stick to help hang them up there (and help take them back down), but never thought of it as a wand before.
It’s the one time of year that I’m happy our insane neighbor has cursed herself with uncontrolled bamboo all over her property.
That’s cool. It avoids all those unnecessary potato related accidents.
Me, too, but I figured it was because I’ve been re-reading the Harry Potter books.
*squeeze*
Me, too! I’m in the middle of Half-Blood Prince right now.
I got the movie for Christmas!
Oooo, that might be a fun thing to do today.
That has been my favorite of the movies so far. Excellently done!
I just started Goblet of Fire last night. Not looking forward to Order of the Phoenix. Harry was such a whinebag in that one!
Lol, he really was.
I’ve heard from several teens who read it when they were near the age Harry is in the book. They say that they totally related to it at the time. I think it’s harder to read as an adult who’s moved past that angst.
Nope. He was definitely just a whinebag.
My soon-to-be-elebenty-year-old tries to read them over my shoulder. I told her she should just read them. Right now she’s reading the Septimus Heap series, though.
A good friend of mine has given her daughter one a year, starting when she was 11.
I think Order of the Phoenix is actually my favorite of the books. I still haven’t seen that movie (or Prisoner of Azkaban, for that matter).
I still think Rowling could have come up with some other way to dispose of Umbridge, but meh.
funny laugh:D:D
~ROFL~
Hiac Hiac Hiac!
That’s my best funny laugh.
6.5 / 10
Here’s mine:
*puts hands on hips*
*looks skywards*
*grins maliciously*
MUAAHAAHAHAA!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
ELEBENTY / 10
Extra points for putting hands on hips.
I thought he was about to do the time warp!
But he forgot to bring his knees in tight.
I missed the thrusting pelvis.
The snowball didn’t, which drove the cameraman insay-yay-yay-yane.
Will they do it again?!!
Sure! After they jump to the left.
*steps to the right to get out of the way*
If at first you don’t succeed in catching a giant snowball rolling down the hill crushing several ribs, try try again!
Motts! *squeeze*
Again with the no avatar. What do I have to do?
*waves 6′ wooden spoon menacingly*
You can borrow this if you’d like
*offer’s Indiana Jones-like whip*
*takes whip*
*waves menacingly @ Motts*
Nope. That didn’t work either, ossy.
Hmm…
How about the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
*bonk!*
Woo – I just listened to Fauré’s Requiem.
“Bring out your dead”
*Eyes ZA suspiciously*
*isn’t worried*
*is undead*
The snoball is yellow.
... where the huskies go.A golden snowshower rather.
*plucks comma from ether and hucks it into last comment.
*plucks BBB’s eyebrows*
May I please have a little more arch on the left brow? My left that is.
I thought the left one was your arch nemises.
*ponders*
*swoops in to LGB’s post and swaps I and E in nemesis*
*swoops out again*
*
safety**hits wall*
…KNEW I shouldda spell-checked that first!
Thanks, Sir Jon!
*twitches*
Yeah… no problem.
Now… Nine-Elebenty?
*calls firemen*
It totally is my arch nemesis! That’s why I want it bent like a elbow!! That’ll teach it.
*dusts hands in satisfaction*
OMG!! I got satisfaction!!
Share some with Mick.
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say.
I wonder how it would feel it was thrown at someones face?
The snowball? Hmmm… Hurt and abused?
Headstrong?
I
imenvision the snowball would feel exhilarated throughout the journey, flying through the air free as can be, then crushed during the sudden deceleration trauma at the end.If thrown hard enough, it may not even feel the end. Just the rush of flying.
When the zombie apocalypse comes I will be ready…Left 4 dead, Dead rising, Halo, Half life and fallout have trained me well
But years of training in your grandma’s basement have left your pimply obese carcas prime for the plucking…
I’ve seen ZA run fatboys down, Dean O…
Not pretty.
I would be very impressed if anyone could throw that snowball.
A catapult might help with that.
A dogapult? I don’t want to leave the googies out. How did I become a dog person? I am all about cats.
*is allergic to cats*
*is not happy about that fact*
Me too and dogs as well.
Don’t you HAVE dogs?
Honey and I adopted two poodles last day of October. My daugher has four and we rotate at least one of them, so at any time, I have three dogs at my house.
My old roommate and her baby were both allergic to dogs, but my Doodle is a Schnoodle and therefore hypo-allergenic. Lovely. Plus, no shedding.
Wait, you mean to tell me a hypo-allergenic Schnoodle Doodle is actually a real thing and not just some Dr. Seuss sounding fantasy?
*grasps for reality*
*fails*
When I look into the mirror
Can’t believe what I see
Tell me who’s that funky dude
Staring back at me
It’s always Arthur.
♪Every breath you take,
Every move you make,
Every bond you break,
Every step you take,
he’ll be watching you♫
Really? Thank you!
# every cake you bake #
Wait, what? There’s cake?
*sniff sniff*
Yummy.
Wait – you all see me when you look in the mirror?!?
Well, not me specifically.
It’s not like you’re taking place of our reflection. It’s just that you’re always there. Over the shoulder. Peeking through the window. Staring through the shower curtain.
…and we are always wearing a sheep costume.
jeepers, creepers, where do we get those sheepish peepers?So Arthur’s
Lookin’ beaten down
Can’t even get around?
Got an old man cane
He falls and hits the ground?
♫Arthur he does as he pleases. All of his life, he’s mastered choice.
Deep in his heart, he’s just, he’s just a boy.♪
♪ I looked death in the face last night
I saw him in a mirror.
And he simply smiled, he told me not to worry
He told me just to take my time. ♪
*OingyBoingySqueeze*
*loves this thread*
He said it already: Baahahahahaa
*goes to find a what might be a wayward comment its rightful nesting spot*
~wow. that’s very interesting.~
!~Wow, these tildes are really catching on/!~
They should be. They denote sarcasm. I have a special relationship with sarcasm. Sarcasm = love.
I would like to thank Leila for suggesting we use them for that purpose!
Yeah I like the idea, avoids a lot of heated exchanges I suspect.
*hangs sarcasm banner in honor of Leila*
*throws tickertape parade for Leila*
*Finds ShamWow in neighbourhood*
*Cleans up tickertape*
Quite right, EB.
*squeeze*
Have you been lurking very long? The “ickle” reference is something I mentioned to k@ a looooong time ago…
Ooh, my first squeeze, I’ll remember that forever.
A little while yeah, had known this site for a long while for fail pics/movies, but a month or so ago I foolishly clicked on one of those failure in communication links and the rest is history (or CTRL+SHIFT+H to be pedantic).
*reserved squeeze* (I’m British, not too sure on this invasion of personal space antic, gonna take some time and counselling to adjust).
Ah, very good.
Glad I could pop your *squeeze* cherry!
The story about “ickle” is this: My daughter likes to place her kitteh on its back like a baby in her arms and then with one hand she tickles its back paws and says, “Tickle ickle feeties.” Yes, very cutesy, to be sure.
If you’re *squeezed*, squeeze back if you feel it’s right. You might want to wait to *squeeze* someone until you’ve been here awhile, however. Just like you wouldn’t want a stranger to come up and *squeeze* you.
Thanks, Mum taught me not to squeeze until squoken to.
Obviously he hasn’t seen Indiana Jones
How can you see a movie when you have no brain?
It turns out, you don’t really need one!
Just stereoscopic glasses.
He/she said, ‘no brain’ not ‘no brainzzzz!11! nom nom nom’ so you’re ok ZA.
I’ve been meaning to do this, but wanted to wait until after school started back up. Since we’ve had some lurkers come out recently, I thought I’d try some baiting. Here is what a good friend of mine lured me with.
I’d like to give a special invitation, now, to all the lurkers on this site. Go ahead and click the blue “Reply” button, and enter a quick “hello” to us! You don’t have to use a real email address, or sign up for anything, no salesman will call your home, and it’s completely STD-free. Nobody will even attack you.
Click away! 
Come on now! Don’t be shy.
a quick “hello” to us! You don’t have to use a real email address, or sign up for anything, no salesman will call your home, and it’s completely STD-free. Nobody will even attack you.
Come on now! Don’t be shy. Click away!
that seems abnormally long sentence and a wierd way of saying hello though….
*hangs “Smartasses welcome!” sign in the window*
Though I think Motts demonstrated that very well him/herself.
My ass isnt smart, I don’t think anyways. Everytime it tries to talk it just comes out as a raspberry and smelly, so its obviously not intelligent enough to talk. So I guess i r not welcome
*walks away, head down, kicking pebbles*
What did pebbles ever do to you? BamBam is not going to be happy with you.
Wait, Pebbles is a garden tool now?
and its himself
*snaps fingers*
…I got it.
Motts, I’ll order you a sign from the signage shop if you get an avatar….
*sigh*
Some needs a hug.
*squeeze*
*loans Jules ‘one’*
I want it back when you are done.
I’ll be quick.
*inserts ‘one’*
*traces it*
*hands it back*
Thank you!
*HappyNewYearsqueeziesJules*!
*2010 squeezes*
*dons health and safety hat*
Careful Jules, you’re risking a RSI from that. Maybe limit yourself to only 1500 squeezes this time. That’s more than half.
*removes health and safety hat*
*stores it in tin alongside the nitroglycerin*
I just can’t understand why GS would lie to the newbies like that. Of COURSE they’re going to be attacked. Maybe not now, but later. For sure. Be it in love or by E.T.’s finger, it’s a certainty.
:p
First of all, I copied the lurker bait precisely as it was. Second of all, nobody gets attacked around here unless they request it. Third of all, safety.
Oh me! Pick me! Pick me!
*PounceTackleSqueezes LGB*
*Doggy Pile!!*
Now THAT kind of abuse — me likey!
I did not do it.
Yeah, just click it, you won’t look back.
Has anyone else noticed that kid just joined the névé?
I didn’t have the chance ’cause I was …..
.
Wait for it ….
.
Snowed-under with work!
ba-da-bum-tish
instantrimshot.com
I was a firn you’d say that.
I’m packed to the hilt and moving at a glacial pace.
Just go with the floe sis.
It’s crystal-clear what I have to do, but I’m just frozen in place.
Can you and Marius adopt me?
*BIG puppy eyes*
If we go all legal-like, you’ll have to change your name. What do you think, bro?
Wouldn’t we have to hail from some remote area of the states where a bro and sis can adopt?
Quite right. Didn’t consider that.
Sorry, Leila, adoption seems out of the question. However, we can make you an honorary member of “Headbangers United” if you’d like.
Chionophobia – fear of snow.
And, just for fun,
Cryophobia – fear of extreme cold.
Oh, a snowflake! Catch it!
I checked this out and it seems legit. CLICKIE my clickie and you can click away on all other tabs/selections if you wish. Ignore the ads. I did.
I clickied.
Holy Sh*t that was funny and painfull at the same time!
how many, 3 broken ribs and one arm?
♫ They see me rollin’
My snowball… ♪
lol at the AWESOME evil slo-mo laugh xD
That was totally my thought
Maybe I’ll make a ringtone out of it…
It’s a hit!
That doesn’t look like a snowball… it looks like a boulder.
So it’s Boulder Dash Fail.
sounds like a Rocky Mountain low.WOW THAT looks like it HURT!
i wish it would snow like that here
thats nothing, in grade 6 our entire grade made 2 snowballs about 5 feet tall, and rolled them down the hill in the school yard. someone tried to jump over it, and got a concussion
Really? Tell us more.
That’s not a smart boy…
I’m a very funny loly guy, and I’m looking for a place on the internet to laugh with a lot of funny loly people.
Noone wanted to listen to my 2 cents jokes and my 1 cent puns, but i’m happy, here I’ll finaly be understood.
Target destroyed.
that has got to be the most annoying laugh ever.
Has anyone seen/read Lord of the Flies… isn’t that how they killed Piggie?
They sound British.. I hate british.
Why isn’t this on Epic Win?
Thwack!
Heh…Leila made a rime