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Beer Law.
And a True gentleman
My husband would….and has done the same thing!
Faceplanted whilst falling through a screen or laughing at you as you faceplant?
The laughing unfortunately, I am one of the most clumsy people in the world, with or without the effects of alcohol.
Ditto lol.
I am also one of the most clumsy people in the world. My husband would be laughing hysterically at me if he saw me do that and would probably not even offer to help me up because his stomach was hurting so hard from laughing at me.
In fact Ive done worse like fall down a pack of chairs during choir practice.
I shot my man in the foot with a BB gun the other day whilst I was faceplanting myself in a frozen puddle, much hilarity was had by all.
….once the bleeding subsided.
In my experience that takes 5-7 days and my wife often threats to shoot me during that time as well.
OH GOD SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN
I never call it its fancy name. I always call it H1N1, seen as how swine flu cannot mutate so that it can harm humans.
I sincerely enjoy your use of the word ‘whilst’.
Like they always say, "Fall me down once, shame on my husband's stomach; fall me down twice, shame on on a pack of chairs."If I can’t sit on the right, I fall me over.
His stomach hurts and you don’t offer help? Poor husband!
My wife has a tendency to get mad at me when I am in pain.
Wife: Czuhc
, do you HAVE to shout ?
I : ? I just stepped barefooted on smouldering charcoal!
Wife: I know, but keep it down, will ya?
Your wife doesn’t know your real name??? What else doesn’t she know?!?
How to pronounce “Czuhc”.
Hahaha!
Gesundheit.
no kidding.
awesomeness
Looks like she may have peed her pants as well.
she’s not wearing pants.
you fail.
Gravity defying pee win!
It does indeed look like she peed herself. Her dress is pretty dark in the crotchal region.
If you are too drunk to look out a window without falling through it, you’re also not only too drunk to get up and go to the restroom, but too drunk to give a shit. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Oh wait, there is.
First!
Lightning reaction fail.
I bet when you saw no comments you got all excited and trembled while you typed “First!”… only to view your comment and find yourself in third. That must suck. Well… see ya
With friends like that..
Yeah, seriously.
I’d at least help her while I laughed.
I’d help her out too. It’s obvious her clothes are too heavy for her and need to be removed.
Men are such dogs!
*squeeze*
It’s always best to get the leg up.
*squeeze*
I’ll have what he’s having!
OMG I actually LOL at this one….we’ve all been there. Well, maybe not out of a busted screen window, but “there”
She just dropped by to say hi.
Now she's grounded for sure.Well see her next fall.
Well that fell flat.
*facelawn*
Is he wearing an oven glove to hold his bottle of drink?
I think it looks a little like a Totes sock, with the little non-slip thingies…..so he doesn’t drop the bottle?
I thought it was a boxing glove..I guess I watch too much CSI. I thought I had the perp tagged!
Only if it’s full of mercury.
His soft drink too, by the looks of it.
What kinda party is this?
A screening party.
A have-you-no-pity party.They only serve bowls of tears.
Its definitely a mixed alcoholic drink.
I know the guy
I invented mixed drinks, screens, and that guy.
Drinkin’: high school style!
yeah, its not that hard to pour something extra into a partially drinkin (drunk, drank? none of them sound right, lol) soda bottle.
I believe the word you were looking for was “consumed”. As in “partially consumed soda” Vocabulary FAIL!
The kind of party where you don’t even bother pouring your mixer into a glass. My bet, too lazy to find a solo cap, add captain directly to 20 oz.
one-armed push-up FTW.
She failed her alcohol screening test.
This is what happens when your bouncer takes ‘screening the guest’ literally.
Stop adding titles to the fails!
Pah-lease
If you like the titles here, check out Lovely Listing, if you haven’t already. The photos there wouldn’t be half as funny if the site mod. wasn’t so clever with her titles (and captions).
Agreed.
not the case here.
sorry for the rant anyway, still gotta love failblog
No.
” FAILPEEPS PROTEST AGAIN TITLES ! “
Whatwhat? This is an outrage! Off with their heads!
/l\
/\ 0
Ow.
Accident in Amsterdam?
Breakdown in Berlin?
Crisis in Canada
Catastrophe in Catmando.
Danger in Dublin.
Ecstasy in England
Fiasco in Frisco.
Fracas in France.
Flopped in France
Genitals in Germany
Arse-up in Austria
Gutterplant in Guantanamo?
Horror in Honolulu
Jammed in Jersey
Janitor in Japan?
Klingons on Kuranus
Hopped-up in Haiti.
Incident in Istanbul.
Jinkies in Jersey
Kaput in Korea
Tipsy in Texas?
WTF? ^
I may submit this entire thread as an alphabet fail.
*nods*
*cringes*
Be sure to catch Scott’s sudden ‘D’ urge down there.
It takes so little to amuse us sometimes, doesn’t it?
W@nkered in Wales
Let’s see if Moomin & k@ can finish up the alphabet!
Ha!
(
Xtinct in Xeethra.
*wankers the Moomin*
I meant down there ! ! v v v v
You carry on failing all by yourself you retard.
*facepalm*
That was meant to me.
I give in.
*wanders out of thread, falls through window*
Can I borrow you X post for down below? :X
Alphabet? Why wasn’t I notified about this????
Seriously!? What is up with this!? ^
Xenephobic in Xi’an
balls
*looks down at desk*
*notices memo addressed to Scott was never sent*
I think this just may be one of my favourite threads ever!
*giggles to self*
I might ask Emily to remove all my comments and deny I was ever involved in Failblog.
You try it…and I will staple you to this thread, grrrr!
*squeeze*
I send my apologies out to all the failpeeps. I saw the two letter match but did not pickup the alphabet order part.
It seems that I just not in the same league as you.
So I will just go back to my lurker status.
NO! We’re not even in the same league as us! Stay and play a while, you’ll get the hang of it!
I can’t even count how many times I’ve screwed up a pun run.
That's more than half a league onward!Dumped in Denmark
Jinxed in Java.
Klutz in Kabul
Luckless in Luxembourg.
Mashed in Munich
Molested in Mauritania
naughty in nassau
Oddities in Oslo
queued in quebec
*hem hem*
Peril in Paris
Queer in Queensland
do continue…
Prone in Portland.
Queered in Quebec.
Rubbish in Reykjavik
ups… sorry, here is the lost “p”
Pedobear in Paris
Ridiculed in Russia.
Disaster in Denver
Slipped-up in Sasketchewan.
Screwy in St. Louis.
Rear-ended in Rome.
(why do mine seem to be becoming more and more plausible gay dvd titles?!)
Reamed in Rennes.
I don’t know Missdiz.
Soused in Sudan
Sacked in Sacramento.
Tipped in Toledo.
Tragedy in Tipperary.
Upended in Uganda.
Ungainly in Uganda
Upended in Uruguay.
Vertical-challenge in Vermont
Vilified in Venice
Washout in Warsaw.
Yanked in Ytterby.
Zorbed in Zurich
Zapped in Zanzibar.
Återhållsam på Åland.
Hurrah!
Sets to work filming Queer in Queensland and the sequal, Rear-ended in Rome.
*Hiccups*
ΩΜΓ in Olympia.Xenomania in Xanadu.
Xeroxed (arse) in Xerxes
*pours another bowl of alphabetty Spaghetti from flask*
I knew this thread reminded me of something.
Great scott what a fantastic thread
You’ve obviously never been here.
Destruction in Detroit
Errr…Mike, is it?
By 7.47 we were already on ‘S’. Nice of you to join us though.
just poppin’ in to say that i often read yall’s random discussions/whatever-you-want-to-call-them’s under some of these pictures and i very much enjoy them!
*beams*
Thank you. Glad we could help.
Thanks!
Be careful though! My first post was almost exactly like yours, and now look at me!
We can be quite addicting.
Or infectious.
That why I got the hini (H1N1) vaccine.
We tend to grow on people…
Like a fungus?
Something like that!
It’s hard to shake the disease.
i don’t know that i’d be fast enough to keep up with y’all anyway… lolz
The Twitter version of Rapunzel.
“Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your face.”
*snork*
I’d hit it
Not the first or last time her ankles will be above her head that night.
She walked straight into a trap laid by the ewoks shortly afterwards.
Wtf is with the oven mit and soda in the guys hand
I seriously believe it’s not soda
And that’s not a hand! 0.0
You mean, it’s all a LIE?!?!?!?!
The soda isn’t a lie.
The CAKE, however…
Oh, good. I shouldn’t be eating cake anyway.
*golf clap*
Judy seems to be taking the role of diet poice
I cannot believe it’s not soda!
What's their carbonation face-print?Sorry, I have to get this out. I managed to hold more than one in while in my meeting and it felt like my eyes were going to pop out.
That’s better. I can continue to go about my day. Thanks for your patience.
Having a similar experience. I work with idiots! Have decided it’s a Headphones-In day today. Do not talk to me. Do not suggest any more stupid solutions. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
You’re telling me.
*Facepalms repeatedly*
I’ll annoy all of you… I just woke up. Luckily all I have to do is laundry. Here’s hoping the laundry room is relatively empty!
There’s no monopoly on stupid …
They don’t have a Cluedo.
But they always manage to take a Risk.
And Scrabble around for help afterwards.
Whilst making a Buckaroo.
They’re a bunch of Dingbats really.
I’m glad we can get this off our chess.
With little or no Cranium, just going about their Trivial Pursuits.
They need to get a Life.
Sorry I’m late, what did I miss?
Why don’t I ever look down ↓↓↓↓
Stupid STUPID!!
Dingbats!?
It just feels like a never ending cat and mousetrap.
Sorry, is all you ever hear from them.
Uno it’s true.
I do..
I have Scene It
Especially the $$!! I come to work as part of my “master plan” to earn money, and most of my co-workers want money for something? Buy daughter’s cookies, buy son’s nuts (sorry, but that is what the Boy Scouts were selling!), gimme money for United Way Drive, etc., etc. I came here to MAKE money, not spend it all!
Oh for heaven’s sake! Of COURSE I want to buy Girl Scout cookies! *nom nom nom* I also want to eat them all in a single sitting! Which is why I don’t need the temptation. *sigh*
Three boxes of peanut butter patties (or whatever they are called this year), please.
This is why so little of my paycheck makes it to the bills!
*puts JMixx down for 3 boxes of peanut butter patties*
That’ll be elebenty hundred dollars, please. You should be receiving your cookies in June of 2020.
*steals the Thin Mints while no one is looking*
Those peanut butter things are my absolute FAVORITE! But I cannot order them. If I buy them I WILL eat them all in one go. Even if I buy more than one box.
Thin Mints and Peanut Butter Patties are OK.
Samoas, however, are the food of the gods. *drool*
*puts GS down for three cases of Samoas*
*puts Ms B down for two cases of Thin Mints*
*puts Avis down for one case of Peanut Butter Patties*
Oh, well, at least after eating all those cookies, I’ll never fall in the toilet!
Please not this again^
1-What was the guy doing outside to begin with, especially with a diet coke bottle in his anti-slip mitten.
2-How the hell did she managed to get in that position to begin with?
3-Did she actually pee on herself?
4-That looks more like a tall window or patio door screen on the grass, not a screen from the window she seems to have fallen of.
Mysteries.. mysteries…
On first glance i was thinking, “she fallen drunk there sleeping, and the guy pored some coke on her to make it seems she peed herself. Witch would explain his laughter.”
Witch?! Where?
*hides under the bed*
*raises hand*
But I am a nice one!
*Check for ruby slippers and stipe sock, Poors some water on k@ the custard fairy &IgnoreButton™ and awaits the witch fumes to make sure she’s a nice witch.*
Hmm not working…
*Poors some diet coke instead.*
hmm… k
*Puts on oven mitten before poring diet coke*
Still no melting fumes but you might feel the urge to go through a window or something.
* adds a “r” to stipe and runs.
Erm no,
*frolicks off through field of daisies*
Which witch?
Wit with which witch?
What wit with which Witch?
Who what wit with which Witch?
I understand that this is Bolton.
No Parrots here I am afraid.
Just press your IgnoreButton™, you’ll be fine!
‘K *presses*
Where the heck did everyone go?
Sorry, I was still hiding under the bed.
Oh thank goodness, I thought my button had backfired, and destroyed everyone.
*breathes sigh of relief*
So, you weren’t ignoring us?
Hm, what? Did you hear something?
which
That is a diet coke bottle in his hand… but gawd knows what he added to the bottle after opening….
Gawd watched you sleep too
… right through Ms. Sharkhams class in 9th grade all those years ago
*looks around wildly*
*flees*
Fleas! I don’t need fleas.
*ejects*
And that does appear to be an oven mitt. Note that it covers the entire hand and wrist, unlike one of those foam drink “cozy” things.
♪’d
an her skirt looks wet :-S
and her skirt looks wet :-S
Is there an echo in here?
ECHO
Echo
echo
Yes.
I’ve got to concentrate, concentrate, concentrate…
I did not know you were diluted.
I see a solution here.
Hopefully it’s not more alcohol, I already think her speak is slurry.
When gravity gets specific ...The specific get gravity?
:[
... and the relatives get generality.-9.81m/sec² = -32leftfeet/sec² => E = mcHammered² = ???? = safety 3d = a prophet is not welcomed in her own screen
I can’t believe no one has said it yet. C’mon, trolls, we expect certain things from you all, and you’re letting us down! Get with the program, willya?
Did she dive?
Well, you’re not a troll, but thenkew!
No, her face broke her fall.
Digelswhere and Melody have already answered the question -- yes, they did diet.My question is, oven mitt aside, who the hell still drinks Diet Dr. Pepper?
It’s my drink of choice!!!1 (with pirate liquor, of course)
This is why my friends dont bring cameras to my parties.
Fall out of windows often, do you?
Windows are such a pain.
A pane even. Maybe you should screen your comments, Jules.
All I do is frame them in, it’s up to everyone else to make sense of them
no but I do drink a lot of jack and diet dr pepper. Who the hell knows what happens
My daughter was conceived with the help of Jim and diet Dr. Pepper… that’s what happens! (Her middle name is James, no joke)
That guys face is a win.
I knocked the screen out of a window once when I was drunk. Didn’t fall out of the window though.
That’s known in our family as the “WAY TA GO, GRACE!”
Well I’m just wondering why the guy is holding a bottle of soda in an oven mitt.
DID SHE DIE?
considering im the girl in the photo let me clarify a few things….
1) i did not pee my pants its a shadow
2) the dr pepper is clearly spiked – you think i fall out of windows completely sober?
3) when push comes to shove, a window makes a better door
Only if it’s a pull door.
I’ll take your word for it that you did not wet your pants, especially since your hose are dry. I will say that if that’s your boyfriend, I’d dump his ass right now.
Well, I’m impressed that you didn’t even lose a heel amidst a perfect out-the-window faceplant.
Well glad things all cleared out now, nice legs btw Jen F.
Laaame. Nothing special about this “fail”.
has anyone else noticed that the guy is wearing an oven mit to hold a cold soda
why the hell was perez hilton there?
with an oven glove…..
was he going to partake in some revenge and mistook that for a boxing glove?
Why has no one commented on the fact that the guy is wearing an oven mit
i was totally just thinking that!!!
Um…several people have. That’s why.
i’m proud to say the that they both have been my best friends since kindergarten!
more like gentleman fail…
Sockpuppet win?
chivalry fail.
You beat me to it!
Adding only this:
…or at the very least a common decency fail
Who cares about the girl… Why in the world is that dude wearing an oven mit and holding a soda?
k@, seriuosly, u do 50% of all posting…. wtf?
lmao. hilarious. the ONLY fail is the woman. everything else is a win: man laughing hysterically, oven mitt, pop bottle, window UNDER woman, skirt. wins all around
hahaha that’s elegant xD
i’d hit her
ONFG! It’s Nick Carter!
That was my first thought, lol Minus the “onfg”. wtf?
‘ONFG’?
“Oh No! Face in Garden!”
lold so hard!
this is not only funny cos of the pic but this dude looks strikingly like my friend Alex and he would react exactly the same way!!LOVE IT
Not only is this pic hilarious but the dude looks strikingly like my friend Alex and this is the exact reaction he would have!!LOVE IT
Please, let that be Snookie.
Flyscreen win!
I’m curious as to what the hell is going on here. What was the girl doing that made her fall out the window? What’s the guy doing outside holding a bottle of soda with what appears to be an oven mitt, I guess?
I ask the question, y does he have a cooldrink in a oven mit? But so damn fail funny! Brilliant!
The real question I have is why that dude is holding his coke with an oven mitt.
..so many questions. Why does he have a glove? Why does he have pop/beer? Why did she fall out of the screen window, its not a door. He is laughing so me must have something to do with it. But how does having him, with beer and a glove do with her falling out of a screen door…hmm
I honestly think this is one of the greatest photos I’ve ever seen!
It captures a moment of purest comedy gold, absolutely perfectly. Plus I’ve been laughing at it all day!
what i dont understand is how she fell out the window… onto a screen door screen… nor the fact that he is carrying his drink with an oven mitt on….
Why the hell is he wearing an oven mitt?
hahahahhaha
Did she pee herself?
And a True gentleman
next time try the door!