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I’m calling Bradford right away!
Ring Ring Hello ?
“Hey Brad, let’s hit Beans Creek!!”
“Sure thing man, but dude its like 3.5 miles away how are we going to get there? “
“My AA sponsor will get us there in no time. His name is Bradford”
*Dies at the mystery of life*
I’d Tapp *To* That
Well, that’s kinda different, I suppose!
Almost didn’t recognize you with your face on.
I’m in disguise.
Who was that masked confiture?
Someone who makes your lemon curdle.
Ah, you’re awfully sweet anyway.
*squeeze*
2nd!
aw crap
Actually i believe you were third
You now officially achieve in life.
Does Bradford work at the winery?
Or does the winery work for Bradford ? O_o
Bradford is so hot.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
*goes there*
Now what?
Now enter here.
(Do not enter!)
What the devil? Okay, first the Blog gets borked, now this? A bonus fail on a Tuesday?!?
Terrifying Tuesday
Yes, yes, of course it is,
Patient 113LGB.Now I’m just going to inject you with these… vitamins. They’ll make you feel so much better.
A fail a day keeps the doctor away.
About three units for men, two for women.
Dum anima est, spes est.
Est times tu?
Fore est sum!
We’ve been getting lots of bonus fails lately. Maybe they decided we need them.
Perhaps they thought that this fail would raise our spirits.
Speaking of spirits, did anyone else hear about the Knicks blaming their loss on the hotel being haunted?
Oh boo hoo!
Haint that a weird story!
Their spirits must be pretty low.
Sounds a little shady to me.
The only thing better is a bonus fail on a Monday.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
You’re grumbling because you need to go home?
Can I have her job if she doesn’t want it?
ahaha is this near Toronto?
It’s certainly closer to Toronto than it is to Alpha Centauri, so yes.
Near is relative.
Actually, Near is just an in-law in my household.
Ohai, DW! Did your pets forgive you for leaving them for so long?
They DID! In fact, Thorn has been sticking to me like a little brown floofy burr recently. I don’t know what they’re going to think when I head off for my two weeks in New Zealand.
Our resident God debate has started to slow down now, at 2,559 posts.
Rats. I had great hopes that it would break 3,000. It takes my poor machine two minutes to load that magnum fail.
You have to peddle faster coyote.
Out of curiosity: Who won? Does God exist or not? How old is the earth?
I don’t know who won, I think it’s hit an impasse.
There’s a God Debate???
*runs to look*
*takes a picture of it*
*sends it to Failblog*
*cranes neck to look at picture*
All of a sudden I have a horrible feeling that, at precisely 11:59 PM on Dec. 20, 2012, people will finally come to an agreement over the precise age of the earth… and then it will blow up.
Yeah, but the Vogons apologize for that later.
I think I’ll have soup today…
Suddenly you have this feeling or you think it will happen suddenly?
Apocalyptic premonitions need more glacial proponents.
“Gradually, mountains will erode and lakes will fill. Over interminable, sun-filled days of babies and rainbows, darkness will descend – for approximately 12 hours each day. Lo, those who cannot outrun 2 inches per year will be plowed – and those who cannot turn on a light switch or light a candle will struggle in the dark as though blind, until they go to sleep. Verily the lamb shall bleet, its neck a fount of blood… until everyone cleans out the icky parts, cooks it and has a feast.”
Yes. Ray Bradbury wrote a good story to that effect, where the monastery that was in charge of writing down all the names of God, in every possible language, hired a computer programmer to build a system to do the job faster. After centuries of writing names, at long last, the list was finally complete.
And as the programmer climbed back down the mountain to his car, in the night sky, one by one, the stars were going out.
The end.
That was a good one. Was it in every language or just theirs? It’s been awhile since I read it.
Just by the way, is that the fail with most comments so far?
I do believe so, the only other one I can think of that came close is “Inflatable Fail”. And most of those comments were removed by the PTB. That one also took quite awhile to get the number of comments it did. “Popular” seemed to take less than two days to hit the 2,000 mark.
Take twelve very short steps and don’t look up.
You don’t have to say your name, just show ID.
Lamar? Lamar? Oh, where did she get to this time?
*Checks winery*
*hears loud crashing sound*
*points at Dr. Kleiner*
It’s your pet, the freakin’ head-humper!
I don’t WANT a new headcrab, there is only one Hedy!
What about Hedley?
*snerk*
What about Hedley? And where’s my secretary?
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
DITTO!
Gosh-darnit, Mr. Lamarr. You use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore.
….i bet Bradford owns both…
Alcohol fai ahead.
“Hi, i’m ***** and I’m alcoholic.”
-All together- “HI *****.”
-Somwhere nearby-
“Do you want a beer?”
“Yes please.”
Fifties Throwback Mark Lamar?
thats smart marketing
This website is a fail
yawning
How can anyplace be a fail if your adorable self is here?
The area code is 408!!!
Actually, Google told me the area code is 931, and that the town in question is Manchester, TN.
Such a resourceful little kitteh!
*squeeze*
Google is my friend – and Google never lies to me.
~The fact that I’m dreadfully bored had nothing to do with it.~
I knew before you googled. I lived (years and years ago) in Manchester, TN ~ dreadfully bored is the defination of Manchester ( except when Boonaro is in town )
There is hope for your budding alcoholism yet! Don’t give up!
Only another 3.5 miles to go.
now if i only had a beer to pass the time on the 3.5 miles
No problem, just call Bradford and he’ll hook you up! That dude is a legend!
This is a FAIL???
*HappyNewYearpouncetacklesqueeze*
Nice to see you!
(It has to be a fail, silly — we’re on Fail Blog!)
Of course it’s a fail, you still have 3.5 miles to go!
*squeezes back happily*
*greatbigparfaitsqueeze*
I thought of you a couple of weekends ago, watching a cake challenge on Food Network. They were doing cakes for the 100th performance of Shrek: The Musical — and there was one with Donkey on it.
Now i’m intrigued
Alcohol, the answer to all!
Homer: “To alcohol! The cause of , and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
Anyone else watching the news coming out of Haiti? I can’t believe that CNN is the only station covering this. A country has been basically wiped out for crying out loud. The U.N. still hasn’t issued a statement!
Maybe they sould drink some Alcohol?
Twit.
Hysteria doesn’t make you right. Drama fail.
What are you babbling about?
marketing win
I didn’t see the other sign until I looked at it, twice.
omg Manchester, TN lol. I’ve always thought this was funny.
A sign! I really think I’m gonna quit the stuff this time, wait, what the?! I’m so confused!
*runs off road and tragically hits fire hydrant*
Manchester, TN FTW!
Okay now that was just too funny…..
In wine there is truth, not hope.
I grew up in Bradford, so I was pmsl before I even saw the intended punchline…
Sign order WIN!
I have always relied on the kindness of Bradford.
This is not only fake, it’s also a Photoshop fail. Firstly, the picture is taken from below (look at the roof, the lights below the sign and the perspective of the sign itself). The text, however, lacks a perspective. Secondly, the picture is also taken slightly from the side (as the top of the sign is ‘slanted’). The text maintains the exakt same distance to the edge of the photo, though. Thirdly, the paint has started to come off behind the text, but the text is perfectly fine.
and I hope to god it’s vodka…
This is actually real. It’s on interstate-24 around manchester, tn
Fail for them, win for us.
yes it’s real. It’s actually across the street from Coffee County High School. I drive through here often as my parents live in Lynchburg and I am in Cookeville in school. Silly people, thinking they know everything…
True. Alcoholics have no hope. Period.
i hate to tattle on my state because we get stereotyped far too much, but this fail is located somewhere in the great state of Alabama. Bradford Healthcare is a drug rehab, and Lamar sign co is a local billboard company.
could also be in the great state of tennessee… beans creek winery is in tennessee and bradford agency is as well.
Yes, this is in Manchester TN. I actually bought wine from Beans Creek a couple weeks ago. Good Stuff!
it’s manchester, tn
That actually makes perfect sense. Perhaps an alcoholic is picking up more booze, and he comes across that sign. “Hmm. I think I’ll call Bradford!”
Yes, this is in Manchester, TN. I am friends with the owners of Bean’s Creek Winery and Bradford has been a rehab center in our area for a long time.
Dies at the mystery of life
WIN!
For me there is no salvation xD !!!
Rofl, I have totally been to that winery on my way to Bonnaroo, Got drunk and watched that shitty ass band Phish play. Good wine btw
good catch on this one, but the billboard behind is pretty far away.
Yep…Riiight ahead…
I’ll Drink to that!
THE BILLBOARD COMPANY IS CALLED LAMER… I HAVE DEALT WITH THEM WHEN I WORKED FOR THE HEART ASSOC. THEY ARE LAMER.
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