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NBC 5 news decided to interview this guy as he was checking out at the counter before the winter chill 01/06/2010.
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His eyes are closed – even he can’t look at it.
The weigt presses on his eyelids.
*h
he wont need a cap
The people at Failblog are tastefully classy. They can’t distinguish a poor fail from an awesome one. This is a very poor fail.
Bold text makes people pay attention to me.
BOLD CAP ITALICIZED, BIATCH
HAHAHAHA
THE FONZ!!!
Elvis is alive!!!
News at 10 “Awful hair sighted!”…
NBC 5 News at 10 at 8:30pm, 10:03, 363!
WTF NUMBERS!
This has to be…. John and Edward 40 years later….
i think its a win, its a awesome wig xD
A WIN Indeed!
He managed to have a butt-load of hair at his age… Beats all of you troll’s granddaddy =D
It’s not his hair man…It’s a wig
It’s a dirty little secret that those Bumpit commercials don’t tell you about.
I think it’s Lady Gaga’s grandaddy…
What wig, that’s a bag of onions he’s trying to shoplift.
“Keeping your cool with giant maggot on head”- Win.
Johnny Bravo win?
So unreal, the blue balloons actually look like part of the ‘do.
the spirit is young, the body … not so young
The weight of it has become too much and he’s about to topple forwards! 0.0
you couldn’t even make a doll out of it. it would totally fall flat on its… hair!
A hair raising voodoo doll experience?
a hair raising troll doll experience.
Cool haircut, yes, when he was young…
Now it’s a great place to store yarn in between knits.
Yep, looks like yarn to me too. I wonder what he’s making.
a tea cosy?
Great, now he won’t have to wear a hat.
Note to man….Lyle Lovett wants his hair back.
What a bouffant!?!!
more like a coiffure.
*Plays pomp and circumstance*
Nice, he is wearing an albino croissant in his head.
The Jiffy Pop Hair Piece. Now in Cheddar Cheese.
It actually looks like it may be quite flavoursome. Shame he didn’t curl his eyebrows to match.
Morning all.
morning missdiz.
I don’t know about flavorsome, but it is poofy.
The results of a horribly disfiguring cotton candy machine accident.
Surf’s up!
uh…i just felt like writing on this…
*stands by with net to catch butterfly when it emerges*
*butterfuly emerges singing*
♪Don’t stop me now!♫
*smiles when the butterfly escapes the killing jar*
*squeezes*
Lady gaga’s dad?
lady gaga, the man side
Is it really hair? It rather looks like a plastic bag to me
Elvis win.
i knew elvis is still alive, and he is in the right age for that
OMFG!
It’s ELVIS!
In a Wal-Mart no less!
Nice Hair…
“‘Hank ya…’hank ya ‘ery much.”
Kroger, not Walmart
HELLO-O-O-O ?
rawr. r u male or female
r u horny?
r u scaly?
R u animal, plant or mineral?
Sorry, you’re moving too fast – I wasn’t ready for a question mark yet.
You have disconnected.
Damn! Guess I’ll try the frozen food aisle.
ok i’ll play solitare then. security checks r that boring
FAIL COMBO…
…WIN
My horn is scaly
*offer grany a tissue*
There, there, it can’t be all bad.
*blows horn*
thanks!
*limps away trumpeting a tune on the trombone*
what?you need to improvveeez jur Grammurz!!!ohmaigawd!!~u can not speekz!!u haz to saiz Are J00 Horneee?
*puts head in net whilst czuhc isn’t looking*
*whistles*
*dashes out again when he turns round*
Haha! You’ll never catch me!
Nerr nerr nener nerr.
Blimey! I’ll need a bigger net! And a huge pin!
What are you gonna do with that pin?
*lip quivers*
Uhm… *pricks finger* Wanna become blood syblings?
*fingers prick*
Is this right?
This is the awesomest quiff ever. just cos you go old and gray doesnt mean you should lose your rock and roll
i totally respect this guy and will defend him to the end of days.
YEAH! That’s the spirit! And never mind he smells of urine!
I don’t think this is a fail. This is a quiff win! Hows does he do that?
I don’t think that word means what you think it means …inconceivable
I think they mean coif, as in short for “coiffure” – n’est-ce pas?
whatever blows his hair back i guess
Where can I make an appointment?
I’m not sure you want to, sure the style is great, but the hairdresser does that trick where he rests his balls on your knee while pretending to cut your hair
That’s a trick? Does he also take balls out of his mouth?
Dad?
Daryan?
FAKE!
Granny!
I missed you on Public Decency Fail.
I’m so bummed i missed it
but it least it was a small Failblog decency win!
no this was real I saw him on the local news. I had to back up the Tivo and call people into the room to see this
What was he on the news for? breaking the laws of gravity?
sorry I can’t hair you your hear is too loud
it’s an upholstered invitation to sit on his face
no I won’t! you can’t make me!
*swoons*
so bouncy!
*Snickers*
Boy I missed reading your posts Granny.
*Adjusts c0ckscomb*
Most seniors would kill for that luscious hair!
The master of heart-balloons …
Look at the picture upside down…
It’s… a…
TOILET SEAT!!! (for all sh*tty ideas)
who you gonna call?
Take that Geert Wilders!
Okay, I caught him. What now?
Insert a comma somewhere.
Geert Wilders is in a comma? 0.0
One can only hope.
Colon?
In portuguese, “Fail” is readed as “FEIO” (ugly).
and vuil, pronounced fail in afrikaans means dirty
ah fail, the international language of dirtyuglyfail
What the hell is that
It’s a pompadour/pincushion!
He’s getting ready for a rumble in the alley, then afterwords he’s going to go to his quilters club meeting
Ahh, the benefits of being a nostalgic senior citizen!
Flock of Seagulls did not age well.
Silly man, Bumpits are for girls!
That is the newest rage in haircuts.
the sir gaga.
He looks like Geert Wilders
He could use it as a sun visor ^^
Hair win!!!
You know he is doing it just to make people angry with him. Rules….
This guy lives in my neighborhood. He drives a convertible Corvette and he loves driving around town with the top down. Of course he wears skin tight pants and boots just to round out the look!
0_0 Dang. 30 years in DFW, and I’ve never seen the guy. I feel slightly cheated.
what neighborhood, I have to know!
OMG, if this is DFW this guy used to be my boss, and his name is Larry. He wears a cut off jean vest. That rug used to be a little smaller, but it’s always had that look.
This dude totally looks like Egon Spengler from The Real Ghostbusters animated series.
My favorite is the turban comb-over… round and round it goes, where it stops, no one knows…
Wonder if he is at Wal-Mart ?
Kroger in Arlington TX
Elvis is still alive…after all…but he recently suffered brain damage due to the massive weight
Failure? No way. That thing is a work of art.
100% man beast.
That’s not fail!
Don’t make fun of the Snow Miser like that! XD *LOL*
Dude ,this is great
o.0 hair
This guy is from my hometown, and he is apparently the frontman of a 50s rock and roll revival band
His hair reminds me of Beavis. Heh heh heh mm heh…
thats my local news. I saw that guy and i just had to back the tivo up and let my parents see him.
gwen stefani’s really let herself go.
Mr.Trump’s low self asteem had not become clear to me until I invited him to join me at the local pride parade.
pwhahah! OMG ITS LADY GAGA’S GRANDPA!
I just want to know how he did it. I mean, totally aside from WHY, I want to know details like industrial-strength epoxy? shellac? and shouldn’t this be on “There, I fixed it”?
its a toupee, trust me, I’ve met him
DO THE MONKEY
Oh, oh!! It’s David Lynch! I love your movies! Can I have your autograph?
I think he’s overcompensating for something…
ug ug hack! MAJOR HAIR FAIL. worse then mine in teh mornin
LOL, It’s Lady Gaga’s dad!
He’s just sad because His Son failed to roll a sufficiently large Katamari within the alloted time.
When did they let Blagojevich join the Leningrad Cowboys??
Major Win!
Did you mean win?
Everybody’s talkin bout the new sound, funny but it’s still rocknroll to me!
Judging by the jacket he’s wearing, I’d say he’s just an old gent in an Aged Elvis costume. Probably on his way to a party or something. Since he’s not wearing the white sparkly number, I’m guessing he’s not headed out to jump out of a plane.
Costume parties are win.
men his age usually have to find a way to hide the drooping backsack. Roofus T. boonhog here has killed 2 rocks with one stone by spray painting them gold and gluing them to his forehead.
I’ve seen this guy! He drives around in an old convertible Corvette, too! I couldn’t get my phone out in time to get a picture!
Killer grampa!
Lady Ga Ga would be jealous
That’s a win, dude!
This is clearly Johnny Bravo’s elder years, I don’t know what you guys are talking about.
OMG! OMG! OMG! ITS RICK ASTLEY
Hey witch doctor give us the magic words!
its johnny bravo 40 years in the future!!
I don’t know whether to rate this as excellent or awful cuz I’m so scared D:
looks like the guy from Gwar Sleezy P.
Ive seen this guy about 3 times a Kroger in Arlington TX. cant believe he found his way to failblog.
OMFG, I know that guy, he lives here in Arlington, Texas! I used to work as a cashier in a grocery store and he would come through my line, I always wanted to set it on fire or just rip it off his head or SOMETHING! Crazy!
THE HUSBAND OF LADY GAGA!
This is my pop. Makes me sad to see him like this, but that’s his real hair, he’s got cancer and says he’s live 73 years now and put up with a lot of s**t, so he can wear his hair how he wants. Just seeing now that he’s a lot braver than anyone could ever be on here.
poetry in the shape of a coiffure! hair justice!