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Think that makes you in any way special?
im 8 and i like you but my friend doest.. he does it wrong
LOL, 8 year olds have never really made any sense
ok, now where do you buy things like this. haha I would seriously get this as a gag gift!
its from china probably.
they ship like thousands of them to my country.
they change the names on purpose so they wont get sued by the companies who have copyright or some shit like that.
He’s so special.
oh it does. it puts him in the “special needs” category
Those guys get all the lucky breaks. D=
Seriously, at my school they get sent on trips to castles and zoos and theme parks…we get stuck with a wonderful educational trip to the forest round the back of the school.
I’m sure you think your comment is “oh so ironic” and funny. Get this: You’re an ass.
Without dramatic help from medical science, most of these kids will never be able to fall in love, get married, have children, pursue their dreams or attempt to understand the world that they live in.
When their parents someday die, they won’t understand why – they’ll just feel abandoned by the ONLY PEOPLE THAT EVER LOVED THEM.
Their relatives will never visit them.
The people they’ll be closest to will be their fellow disabled.
They will likely be vicitimized by their caretakers at some point in their life, probably recurringly.
They’ll mostly likely die alone, forgotten, and confused. Their last years will be agony, because they won’t be able to understand what is happening to them, or communicate their needs. Even if they could, no one will be able to give them the emotional support they will need.
Yes, this is all very amusing, isn’t it? Meanwhile, if you have a baby boy someday, he’s got a 1 in 60 chance of getting these lucky breaks. Keep that cool ironic distance while you can.
They should be removed from the gene pool. They weaken our society and drain our resources. Gas em.
Um, you guys know i’m not being sarcastic or anything, right?
Besides, the ‘special needs’ class at my school don’t have any physical/mental disabilities, they’re just lazy people who didn’t get their expected grades, and are rewarded for it!
I know most of them personally, and if they wanted to they could get an A in their favourite subjects but theyre simply too damn lazy!
Yeah, I know what you mean. Here in Puerto Rico the dumbasses get all the good stuff and all we, the people who kinda study, get are the left overs and I know they can do better, they just want to mess around with the teachers.
Fact: Retard does not mean what people think it does, it means ”To be held back” like as if I was holding you from doing something you where going to do.
If your clinnically diagnosed as a “Retard” it means that your Developmentally slow, Mentally
WE have that it’s called the Integraded Program. All the lazy, don’t care, pot heads are in it. I’m in it but I’m none of the said, I just have problems getting stuff done in a normel class so they but me in it. Which I like cause I get no homework and ALEKS!!!!
That’s because in modern society, all the people with needs are separated from the rest of us. It’s a holdover from the days when they were kept in a special room in the attic. Isn’t ignorance bliss?
I understand your angst but It is common predjudice that People with Special Needs are lazy, And yes I must agree that some Medical conditions are overdiagnosed, but the people with actual problems, Need help because they dont function with other people, So even though they appear lazy to you they are infact not lazy, just bored
Albert Einstien had Special needs incase you care,
Sarcasm or no sarcasm, you still sound pretty asinine. Count your blessings.
Waaah waaah waah. So what?
Well would you rather have stupid field trips or would you rather have to live you life in there shoes not being able to learn properly or having to deal with the fact that you cant do anything on your on!!!if the shoe was on the other foot you would be wishing you where normal and could go out back with the rest of the kids!!!
Wow, really? Here at my school, they only really get super cool trips if they’re in Best Buddies (and those trips are outside the school day).
By the way, the zoo is educational. And here, they don’t even really go there (at least not in HS). They take trips every 2 weeks called community trips, where they’ll go to Wal-Mart (sometimes even to buy things to use for class) or the mall, places like that. And before you say anything, those places are educational, too.
I’m not sure if this is really a fail…I mean the doll’s clearly sporting the super mullet. That makes him, “Specialman,” in my book.
Of course it does. He’s Specialman!
Dollar General purchase I’m assuming
It at least has a Choking Hazard Warning on damn thing on the bottom… or so it looks like it =/
that isn’t a choking hazard warning it’s warning you that specialman has no control over his feets and will kick you in the face if you stay around him to long
That’s right, and if he squeezes his legs together he has a powerful SWORD JABBING ATTACK.
Don’t mess with guys with that kind of attack, especially specialman!
Honey, if that’s all I need to do to get a SWORD JABBING ATTACK from a “Specialman”, I’ll HELP him squeeze his legs together! Especially at a Dollar Store price tag!
But I could counter it with the Anakin Skywalker I have that does the same thing! Except he’s cuddling with Obi-Wan right now.
SPECIALMAN TO THE RESCUE!
robinson?>
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Is it something else???
Nah, just specialman. Nothing special there.
collectors edtition
this fail looks like a job for specialman!. dun dun da da!
I’m glad this isn’t ‘Superhero Toy Name Win’ with him being called FAILMAN!
I feel the failblog moderators see the word ‘fail’ in something and upload it as a win.
So freaking annoying, anyone else with me on this?
agreed, this is Failblog not Winblog
*registers the domain ‘winblog.org’*
*uploads a simple html with nothing but a picture of himself*
Win?
LMAO!
special fail!
first comment
no you werent
He wasn’t?!?!?! Oh my gawd!
Shouldn’t he have a protective helmet and, like, a leg brace on?
How ’bout this – go to your local Pediatric Therapy center for children that are confronting mental disabilities and make these jokes there?
After all, if this is funny here, why not there? Go on, do it. If you have no shame here where its nice and anonymous, make the same joke to the parent of one of those children.
Matt, this website is ment for humor and not crying about how badly you function on the internet.You see, we are making JOKES somthing that morons like you would not understand. Would care to re-read your comment? Have you found that it pisses people off to read that? Why not go and yell at somone in the street about how much you hate the internet and everyone in it?If you have no shame from screaming at E-mail, then send a letter to the president telling him to ban the internet?
wow thats realy RETARDED LOL meh that was cheezy….
Looks like he’s just been doing it with his left hand. Maybe that’s why his fingers are so sticky now.
awkward.
Righ hand is holding mousepad.
Failed at spelling.
You have recieved: ‘The letter T’!
Your inventory is full, the item will be discarded.
SomeDude’s inventory must be limited to 30 characters…
Yeah, i’d give the dude an inventory upgrade, but it’s an item, so he’d need to delete a couple of letters, of which he would not get back.
The missing ‘T’ was to throw you off the trail. The real FAIL was holding a mouse pad.
I was just trying to distract the attention from the total failure. Thank you, you wasted it!
FIRST!!!
Superman = Clark Kent
Specialman = A guy
SpecialMan! Superman’s younger slightly retarded brother. yeah…
he has the power to drool uncontrollably and lick windows!
So, he’s a dog?
Yep
Uhum.
Riiight.
Now that is so special…….And by the by Superman is Canadian.
Superman is Canadian? Really? Huh. Either way you play it, you’re wrong. Krypton or Smallville, U.S.A. Don’t remember Canada anywhere in Superman’s bio.
The original book and idea was he landed in a prairie province. No Canadian printing company(not sure of real term) could buy the idea. So the author(Canadian) went down to New York and sold his idea to a U.S. and the rest is history.
And therefore?!?
The original superman book had him as a bald nazi-style ubermech (sp?) villian. It didn’t go over so well, so superman was restyled into an all-american hero, who originally only had super strength, super speed, and could jump really high. Most of his other powers were added in the 1940′s and ’50′s. Now you know…
*Ubermensch (=”overman”)
Well, at least it starts with an “s”.
(S)eductive Man
Now he would be a superhero!
Faster than a speeding
bulletv!brator!More powerful than a
locomotiveset of strong hands!Able to
leap a buildingtake his clothes off in a single bound!He is…. SEDUCTIVE MAN!!!
*swoons*
*croons*
DAMN!!!
The only way he can practice safe sex is by using cryptonite condoms.
You don’t think that kryptonite condoms wouldn’t… umm… “deflate” him?
No, merely steralize.
permanently
Thats the point, it has to be safe.
23rd!
So is the fail the fact that it copies Superman or something else here now and here?
“Special” is a euphemism for “retarded”. This is quite a good example for someone “special”:
Cuddlee is a synonym for “insensitive and immature fool”. It’s going to be just as funny when your own child or a friend’s child is afflicted with it, isn’t it?
Asian suspicious toys can make your kids special.
He wears a giant red bib.
Backwards.
Forwards for dinner.
Sideways when he wants to be gangstah.
Specialman is made of lead.
His mould was made of butter.
How is this wrong? If you saw a guy wearing tights, a red cape, and shiny red boots, with his underwear on the outside, wouldn’t you call him special?
(whisper)I think you would.(whisper)
*nods head*
Especially if he was also wearing a bright yellow belt with the whole ensemble.
So i should change my outfit right now?
Avis, happy birthday again, in case ya didn’t catch my squeeze.
Well…you DO look better in the Wonder Woman outfit.
Thats SPECIALWOMAN!
Oh, she’s special, all right…
special…fail
So now he is just special can he still fly?
He’s always held a special place in my heart.
Tonight’s Special: Stopping a speeding bullet… Once.
Well, y’know… I’ll try everything once.
*squeezies for teh Qwazzies whom it feels like I haven’t seen in likomigod 4EVAR!*
Wow, that’s ambitious! You’d better get started if you’re going to try everything once.
I stop at spinach
Are you going by dictionary entries? That’s too bad…EVERYone should try a spinal at least once in their lives.
Once, it spina and winda alarounda placea.
*tsk*
Oh, you.
I think he can take multiple bullets, it just has to be in a short amount of time, once.
Special man. HAHA
they should have made it into an emo looking super man and the name would have suited it.
he HAS to be a special Man to wear those tights with a strait face!
Bering? Gibraltar? Which strait?
Dire Straits, of course! #Check out Guitar George, he knows all the chords…#
ROFLMAO
This toy’s face looks sorta like Rocky, after taking a few punches to said face.
Silly toy, I must break him.
They don’t call him SPECIALMAN for nothing
Shineseman
His left hand is clearly designed for special purposes only.
Specialman doesn’t have a sidekick.
He flies solo.
One hand is for fightin’
The other one’s for lovin’
SPECIALMAN!!!
Specialman only uses Kung Fu grip on himself.
Does he snap his pen!s in half like a piece of wood? Or does he just punch it?
Looks like Sly Stallone…”yo Adrienne, look at da suit!”
It fails because he is “special” ^^
good old boy or girl lol
Special Man VS Thunder Thighs! witness the epic battle of epic proportions in the next issue! Epic!
became the specialman
then we were Ziggy’s fans
Personally, I’m disappointed at the lack of “leg squeezing thrust action”.
*goes to play with will turner action figure*
Super Handy Man
“Waiter, what’s tonight’s special?”
“My God! I don’t know! Whatever shall we do?!”
“This looks like a job for…
Special Man“
I guess “special” people need heroes too.
Considering the fact that Superman is Christopher Reeve, I don’t see the fail here. ZING!
If I order this will it arrive special delivery?
Now with crooked arm action!
666 votes and this is the 100th comment…. creepy
*cue ‘X-Files’ theme*
A very Special man
his hair is very special
specialman looks like stephan segal
of course he would be called special man he wears his underwear on the outside of his pants
Close, but no cigar.
Faster than a speeding short bus!
Everyone is special in their own way.
I’v always thought that superman was a, well, “just a little bit special” (stephen lynch) . xD
Stuart Smalley’s hero of positive affirmation. Cause gosh darn it, I’m special.
Oh, the quote goes: Cause I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!
And they must, because he’s a U.S congressman now.
Specialman is not so special.
Specialman is the inspiration mascot of the specialolympics. If you press his head he says “I make everyone feel special!”
Tim Allen to the rescue – Here comes….. SPECIALMAN!
Is this Engrish or is it just a fail?
Its a “I’m not paying any licensing fees or royalties” win.
Everything’s FAIL is the opposite thing WIN!!! Amaaaaaaaaazing!!!
Didn’t see your comment before posting mine, but I see that we share the same idea!
All left handers are special XP.
so, does he go around in a short bus?
DC Comics gets no rights however
retard
We all know that retards have no good retarded roll models just let them have this much…
Hey , I’m a special man!
Me and my mullets
LET HIM HAVE IT!
“one hands a cupholder, the other is a birds beak…”
SPECIALMAN TO THE RESCUE!!!
“What do you mean, DC called because of the Copyright? Our line of toys doesn’t have anything to do with this ‘Superman’ of theirs, it says ‘Specialman’ clearly on the box!”
LOOK ! IT’S SPECIALMAN!
“S” of special!
♪…You’re so f*ing special…♫
Oh Noes! He’s trapped in one of those “sticky things” he pulled off his S/Chest and used on General Zod!
Doen’t he look like Sylvester Stallone?
~MarineMan215
He looks like Stallone…
specialman is draining money from the public school system!(no, seriously, they should shift funds from special ed to regular and advanced classes.)
This is a classic example of Engrish.
Well, his right hand does look well-suited for ‘special’ time…
he’s sometimes faster than the subway,he can fry you with his laser nostrils,and can stop a speeding bullet…….once
His right hand is the real fail.
he looks like James Belushi
One tab over to the right please. Fail.
It’s a Bird, It’s A Plane, No It’s SpecialMan. SpecialMan has many Super Hero SpecialPowers.
Did anyone notice the grip on his left hand? I wonder what kind of ‘action’ grip that is
The Superman’s only weakness is kryptonite (radioactive green plutonium). He’ll remain as strong as steel as long as he doesn’t get exposed to that radioactive substance.
I think this is the guy that Lana Lang married.
why be super when you could be special
i lol’d so hard xD
Um…Bizarro?
lols, if he was wearing those oversize glasses as well he could’ve probably pulled off the special-man look
.
well that is a SPECIAL man indeed….
So that’s what Bronson Pinchot’s been up to. Huh.
Obviously one of those cheap-ass toy companies, in order to avoid copyright lawsuits.
lol epik fail
Sylvester Stallone.?
So THATS why he puts his underwear on over his pants.
definitely something sold at a dollar store.
I love how “Special” Man is wearing what appears to be an X-Men issued belt.