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potted pee**cough** LOSER!!! **cough**
*thwacks a random person with anti-troll golf club*
*peers into the distance*
FORE!
A-hole in one! Congrats!
*golf c
rlaps**golffaws*BFF created a large golf between them.
Good job following the rules BFF.
Step one: Address the bore.
Lesson two: How to deal with unacceptable putz.
Rule three: Safety.
Rule Fore: profit!
rule five: notice Black Garnets, With Anti Moderation Bat! ’s spelling fail
Rule six: Get a clue.
Rule seven: Enroll in Humo(u)r 101.
Rule eight: Squeeze!
Rule eight: The food is all gone.
I still say that it should be Humo(u)r 60. I quote from the catalog.
Humo(u)r 60, remedial jesting. Students will examine the basic structure of jokes, riddles, and quips. A field trip to a poultry ranch, where students will observe actual chickens crossing the road and hypothesize on the reasons for this behavior, is included. Lab fee:$10 Instructor: Staff
Rats. It took me too long to type Marius.
*snorkroffle*
*Clucks tongue*
*Moves Squeeze to rule nine*
Rule ten: Refresh. (I should follow that one more often myself.)
That is crazy! How did nobody realize that a guy was taking a shit in the flower pot? haha
Wait. He was doing WHAT?
And I SHiT in my PLanNT!!
Rule nine: you’re wrong.
*rolls her eyes*
I just woke up, haven’t had coffee yet, AND I’m blonde … and I got it
Uhm… I don’t think BFF meant for the golf club to go up THAT hole!
He was supposed to do that in Hole 8!
Yeah, and they all rhyme or are associated in some way with their tribe name…
Funny! I too am associated in some way with my name. It is my name.
NO WAY! ME TOO!
Due to my mixed heritage, I respond to several names.
At least three that I’m aware of!
Oh, I’ve decided not to respond to B!tch Goddess any more. I’ve been demoted to a demi-goddess due to my good works. *sigh* Oh well.
Is it just me or are your replies a bit scattered?
The whole blog’s a bit scattered, with newer fails after older ones, and posts being removed hither and thither…
Such is the nature of the Fail Business.
*smokes cigar*
That is in Winnipeg! LOL
I’m pretty sure that he is in the PATH under the TD Centre in Toronto. I recognize the guy in the video.
In Toronto, there are no city run public restrooms, so unless you patronize a restaurant, you are out of luck.
No, it’s in Winnipeg. This was in the news a couple years back.
yea in that little underground shopping mall downtown
That’s quite enough of this crap.
He went to the mall for a turdduckin.
He poo-poohs social convention.
Crap is his hobby.
I thought he was going to table his motion.
*Moves for immediate dismissal*
Everybody evacuate!!
When you gotta go, you gotta go…
gross, he didnt wipe
... back door to the doo drop inn.He was following the emergency evacuation route.
Should we start a pun run on this?
Nah, we shouldn’t puSH IT.
You do and I’ll log off.
better leaf it alone
You’re damned to the bowels of hades for that pun, LCB.
Colon, it wasn’t that bad.
I think our work here is dung.
I think our little work is a toilette.
*Chips in for LCB defense fund*
*plops-down donation for LCB*
He obviously thought it was a port-a-potted-plant.
Yeah, this isn’t the mall. It looks to me like a metro train station in LA. They don’t have bathrooms. When your commute can be up to a couple hours, sometimes you just gotta go.
It’s not a metro station in LA, it’s a portuguese airport. Still, sometimes you just gotta go.
Nice try biba, watch the video again,
1. He’s Native not portuguese
2. The TD Green machine should be kind of a tip off
It’s actually Winnipeg, MB in the Richardson Building in the mall level, you just got, how do you say…. pwned?
Native? So it was an Eskimotion.
I think it may actually be the Path in Toronto. Looks familiar to me. Although mid-80s Canadian décor all looks the same.
Nope, it’s Winnipeg. Considering I live here and work right by there, I’d know.
Is his poop still in the plant? Have you checked it out?
I am pretty sure this is in Winnipeg, in the underground mall at Portage & Main
lol, looks like at the winterPeg, close to the TD tower.
And may be also some kinda aboriginal style in the city too lmao
Yep, that’s Winnipeg Square. Figures. The TD Bank is in the reflection and behind the cameraman is the escalator to Portage & Main.
r u sure its not the Convention Centre??
Nope, it’s Winnipeg Square, sure of it.
Wow, I never thought this could happen in CANADA!
Nope. This is Winnipeg square. Its a mall. What makes this even funnier, is that their is a washroom nearby.
There’s only one way to settle this: Someone go to Winnipeg Square and check the plant pot.
I work a few blocks from that spot. It is definately in Winnipeg, there are several public restrooms very close to this spot.
Guess he couldn’t make it any farther. XD
Dude! That’s some sort of weird condition he has! Like his ass was inflated with a bicycle pump or something!
He has asscitis.Planter asscitis.
Buttanical swelling.Bulbous root.
Gladiolus maximus?
Botoxic buttocks.*Snorkus ridiculum*
Posterior tuberosity.
I can’t believe he tried to palm that off.
poop chutes and leavesThat place is definitely going to pot.
the new improved potted-john
Produces it’s own toilet paper!
ribbed for extra wiping power
The prices are too high; you have to urn a lot to shop there.
*facepalm*
that guy would have quite the face palm after this… ewe
dirst
You misspelled waste.
lol…
You wouldn’t ‘lol’ if you were that poor potted plant. HeHe.
He didn’t wipe!
Because sanitation otherwise seemed so high on his list.
Eeek! A sarcastic mouse!
At least grab a leaf! He went that far, commit!
I noticed the same thing. Not sure if that’s good or bad.
Takes cajones to do that with a wall-size mirror right behind you.
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!
He hadda go bathroom.
He hadda go potted plant.
pottie humorpotted humor
aqueous closet humorNow you’re just pulling my chain.
What’s the matter LGB? You look a little flushed.
I plunged right into that one.
eyes seize what you did there*prays to the porcelain pot*
Ms B, was that just an Annie quote?!
I <3 U
first.
HAH
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Need to add the circle of life song to the video!
Haha that’s from a camera in Winnipeg. I walk past there on my way to get coffee before work.
go check out the pot and see if it’s till there.
Ha, I thought it looked familiar….
Do people typically not notice these things in Winnipeg?
Having worked in downtown Winnipeg for 15 years I can say nothing surprises me anymore.
I prefer NYC. Just smells like pee.
It’s not uncommon…natives generally sleep/piss/shit/drink/sniff wherever they feel like it.
Pretty sure it’s been moved.
Some kind of movement at least.
Are there no bathrooms in Winnipeg?
Yeah,
But you need to ride a dog sled, then grab a connecting iceberg to get there. Potted plants are easier.
bathrooms were maybe 100ft away….its a shopping mall of sorts he is in.
You may want to try another route from now on.
I thought so!! I’ve only be through there a couple times but it looked so familiar… I thought it smelled like poo down there
Poop in
Waterplants once every week for desired growth.Maybe it was rather liquid?
Ewww…
Especially when you consider that he didn’t wipe.
He has an inbuild wiping system, aka “underwear”.
♫ by Yemen! ♫I’m not even sure he had underwear. Oh well, just one more reason to never shake hands with people.
All the better to get to the Bottom of those roots
I bet that guy was popular in school.
“Boy most likely to….”
“…become a farmer”?
“…Become an apprentice of Bear Grylls”?
You’re confusing him with the popular fail from last week.
Yeah, nobody gives a fig about this guy.
No, because he didn’t exist :p
*wankles*
My holy surveillance cam tells me otherwise.
*anklesqueeze*
I think you are supposed to hum while doing it
At least it’s not a “cankle.”
My mother laughed for a week when I defined that word for her a few years ago.
Only a handful of people know what cankles are. I like sleevage myself.
Sleevage? That’s a new one to me… do tell.
You know when a woman’s bra is so tight that her boobs/fat manages to bunch up right by the armpits. Mostly visible when one is wearing something without sleeves.
Ohhh! We call that “chicken cutlets”, because that’s what those little fat flaps look like.
You’re welcome.
So much for dinner.
Sorry.
Nooo…..
That’s “lusbies” (See Douglas Adams, Meaning of Liff)
Or… are lusbies those bits that spill over the top of the cups????
I have done, and i’m going to stop using it.
It sounds too much like a term for ‘footjob’.
*flees*
You misspelled “stool.”
That’s a WIN! (For the plants)
And for his wallet
Fertilizer.
But wow can’t believe somebody actually has the guts to do that.
Isn't that what guts are for?LIES!!!
^ flora-de-liesTHE CAKES ARE!!!
Moandays should be mandatory cake days.
lies!
There, there, Leila. Here, I’ve baked a [your favourite flavo(u)r here] cake to cheer you up!
CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nom!!!! nom!!!! nom!!!!*
Thank you.
*noms on a little of Leila’s cake*
Fanks!
*had a dark chocolate cupcake with cream cheese icing sprinkled with lavender for breakfast*
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! ♪
Happy Birthday, Avis!!!
*squeeze*
Happy, happy Birdday!
*leads “HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVIS!!!” parade, complete with marching band, flyby, and three ring circus*
*cannons fire*
Aw, guys!
*sniff* It’s … beautiful! Thank you!!!
*joins the parade*
Happy Birthday, girlfriend! Hope all of your days are as bright!
Happy, happy birthday, little bird!
*squeeeeeeeeeze*
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday Avis!
*Birthdaysqueezes*
Happy Bird-day, Avis!
*birddaysqueeze*
Happy Bird-day (as my kiddywinks call it)!
*throws bird seed*
Happy Birthday Avis!!
I celebrate the anniversary of your presence on Earth.
Avis! *belatedhappybirthdaysqueeze*
Can’t stop by for long, but HAPPY BIRDDAY!
*oneyearolder,twoyearsyounger squeeze*
Happy burfday Avis, may you have many more.
*birthdaysqueeze*
*squeezes all failfriends*
The result of the dinner is that my step-father wants desert at least once a week now. Good thing they gave me cookbooks!
Under no circumcisions will give him the Sahara!!!
Under no WHAT?
And yeah, um… that was supposed to be “dessert”.
It’s okay … I botched my sentence anyway. I was trying to ‘tease’ you about it while making a fool of myself. I would say I succeeded 100%.
♪♫ Happy Happy Birthday, Avis dear!
Happy things will come to you all year!
If I had a wish, then it would be,
A Happy Happy Birthday to you from me! ♪♫
*decorates room with bright (ward off dreary days) decorations*
*wheels in a cart full of bubbly bottles*
*hangs HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVIS banner*
WOOOHUUUU!!!!!!!
*squeeze!*
Many happy returns of the day Little Bird!
Hee! Thanks!
It was last week actually, but my folks weren’t in town then. So we had the celebration last night. I really only mentioned it because otherwise cupcakes for breakfast seems decadent!
But again, thanks guys!
What’s the point of being adult if you can’t have cake (or cupcake) fro breakfast every now and then?
I do, approximately three times a year. My birthday, my step-father’s birthday, and Mama Bird’s. But that’s really about it.
My favorite is brownies for breakfast.
*makes mental note*
If I’m ever in your neck of the woods, I’ll bring cheesecake swirl brownies with caramel sauce drizzled on them. Would those do?
*drools*
Um…yeah?
Not to brag, but I get to have two chocolate cakes with chocolate frosting on Saturday. My oldest is turning elebenty, and that’s the kind she wants for both parties. (Friends and family)
*looks at Ms B sternly*
*jots down notes in book*
*guiltily puts cake back on plate*
*innocent look*
It doesn’t count if I don’t really eat it! I promise I’m doing good! Don’t tattle to the other fruits, please!
Blargh! Diet’s still working!
If I wait ’til all the Fails are posted before eating, I may just stop eating altogether!
Then we couldn’t call that a diet. Blaaaargh’ing is what is most effective, no?
According to Kate Moss and others, yes.
*goes to try it*
*pees in a potted plant on the way*
*click*
You know, I think this may be one time where I’m fortunate that I can’t watch the videos.
:ick:
He forgot a newspaper. Fail!
The plant had leaves
Can’t read them, though.
If they were palm you could.
guy needs to get a lifelineHe could make a fortune.
I’ll bet he’s from Reading.
It’s crystal clear now.
He can see where no one else is privy.
he is attuned to nature
Well, he certainly uses it in loo of technology.
But you can’t say he won’t dump nature someday.
I wonder if he could project where my socks landed.
*heads off to locate them*
if they can read tea leaves i think they can read palm leaves
Are they available in large print?
only on thursdays
New blood.
Funny too.
One reason so much of the ancient history of India is difficult to date with precision is the fact much of what they recorded in those days was written on palm leaves. The latter, especially given in the climate of the sub-continent, tend not to last very long. Archaeologists are therefor thankful for the Indian Emperor Ashoka’s penchant for inscribing stone pillars in the third century BCE; those include references to five named neighboring kings, whose dates we know from Greek sources.
That’s just wonderful! This happens to be security video from a few years ago from Winnipeg Square, an underground mall in downtown Winnipeg, Manitoba (my hometown).
Now that this video has gone viral, perhaps you wouldn’t mind email our mayor and letting him know that you’ve seen it. Follow that up with a question as to why he forced a private businessperson to remove port-o-johns that had been put up for homeless people to use in the core area.
I’m pretty sure my mayor would tell me that Winnipeg’s problems are none of his business.
You are so negative, Arthur. While you see problems, I see opportunities!
Observe:
1) Fill potted plants with homeless feces.
2) Capture the filling on video.
3) Safety!
4) ???
5) Profit!!
Looks like Winnipeg has a corruption problem.
Maybe that’s why he said “our” mayor instead of “your” mayor.
Say, that wouldn’t be near the Red River, would it? When I visited Winnipeg I remember going to a mall that was near the river.
You might be thinking of The Forks.
Dude he was 16 blocks away from where those portapoties were. There were public washrooms not even 1 minute away from where he decided to drop some fertilizer. He was obviously homeless and high or drunk.
Oh, I know. I was just trying to be nice.
I thought we’d established we aren’t sure in which continent he experienced his incontinence.
Is it #1 or 2?
You know what, forget I aksed.
Well, that was a guy, so the fact that he was sitting would make it #2.
…or earlier housetraining by a female…
I call it “tamed”. And I am.
Oh good.
*puts leather whip away*
My bad. Is it your whip?
* slowly takes whip from leila*
IT WILL BE OUR SECRET!!!!!
*notes to self: never tell Leila a secret*
Oh crap! DW wont’ give me a happy pill and you won’t tell me a secret.
*sigh*
I have a nice potted plant if you’re interested Leila.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! A potted plant!!!!!
*removes plant from pot*
*puts plant on the head*
*uses pot doesn’t say for what*
I guess I’m glad I didn’t finish that with, “Put that in your pipe and smoke it.”
Then it would have been a wasted gift.
ROFL!!!
Careful. They’ll…….. Stone You!!
yeah or you could look before you plop your fat ass into a bowl of water.
If my ass were fat, I likely wouldn’t fall in.
^5 Avis.
Did you look under the potted plant? It may still be there.
*snork*
Hindsite obviously has a lot of experience in the “ass” and “hole” department.
He doesn’t like people messing with his water dish.
Or his bathtub.
touche
Or was it? Never can tell with canadians
Oh they’re not “Canadians” they’re “aboriginal”. They tell us that every chance they get.
is that like abnormal?
Proud.
It's like two (poo)pees in a pot.He didn’t even shake his peaness. Isn’t he supposed to?
one of two pod peeple don't shake their third legumeThey do when you bring them into the limalight.
You can then see them from the peanut rogues gallery.
I saw this chickpea in the pot ones.
I ceci what you did there ...Po-DUH
That was awesome, nobody noticed the odd looking man shitting in the plants. Well at least nobody reacted.
You can’t prove he was shitting.
I am not the shitter you’re looking for.
I shit you not!
Well I hope you couldn’t shit me.
I don’t want to.
I’ll bring you a shrubbery if you ever want to try k?
Bring me a shrubbery!
*dramatic music*
And another one! So you get a two-level effect with a path through the middle.
Like a landscaped jungle.
a throne fit for a king
Do you really think THAT king even has a queen?
Um…you do want hime to pro-create, do you not?
Not really. I think he poo-created enough there.
Don’t try that Jedi mind shit on us.
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a shit field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
*Wookie roar*
Never tell me the odds.
Sir, it’s quite possible this shit is not entirely stable.
the shit will hit the fan
Why would you hit a fan who was there to cheer for you?
I forgot to check the oil pressure! When Kramer hears about this, the shit’s going to hit the fan!
Striker, that plane can’t land itself!
Smoking or non-smoking?
both.
Well, there was this one time in Greece…………………Oh, well, never mind.
I don’t mean to sound forward. I mean, I know I don’t know you, but I don’t think we’re going to live through this, and I’ve never been with a man before…
I thought you might like a cup of coffee. Do you take cream or sugar?
No thanks. I take it black — like my men.
Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.
Ted, have you ever been face down in the mud, and been kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you haven’t! No one has! It’s a stupid question! Forget I even asked!
*squeezieLGBeezie*
Looks like I chose the wrong week to give up excreting in plant pots.
Maybe he is on ALLI. It really looks like he needs to lose weight.
But honestly that is the most disgusting thin I have ever seen.
Hope it was one of those perfect poops. you know, the kind that seem to just slide right out without really needing to wipe (but you usually give it a once over, just to be thorough). I always walk away feeling as though I’ve accomplished something great.
Ahhh the Mr. Clean. No need to wipe but yeah… you gotta anyway… can’t take any chances with that shit… heh heh
Toilet was out of order…
This is a TOTAL WIN
Way to rebel against consumerism.
What if he is a foreigner and doesn’t know that there are facilities designed specifically for … well, you know.
And where would he have come from that wouldn’t have such facilities?
Wisconsin
Essex.
Unisex.
unicycle.
Unibrow.
unicorn
Unitasker.
Un¡tárd.
Unilever™
Unitarian.
Uni-ball™
Unicorn.
Univision©
Unilateral.
Canada.
Canadian wilderness?
A smellier place.
There are many third world countries that do not have facilities such as those you would find in the modern world. It’s not uncommon for some of them to use the outdoors (anywhere) as their private toilet.
Every tree is a potty?
or is every potty a tree? Hmmmmm….
That’s why we have such lush land in Africa.
Evidence the guy who didn’t understand the sliding door at the airport. Just because it is obvious to you and me doesn’t mean it’s obvious to someone who has never seen it before.
Funny but true: we flew my grandma from back home for some much needed surgery and when we were just about to get in the elevator at the airport she goes “Are we going to get weighed”?
“…by that weally cute piwot over there?”
Judy's obviouswy gotten weighed in Hawaii.buba® also likes sitting on clay. But sometimes it smells different.
Leila doesn’t care.
*sends Leila Carebears so that she can learn to care again*
*squeezeandflee*
Scarebears?
*runs and hides*
Sparebears.
Starebears.
Glarebears.
Blogbears?
Bugbears.
Care Bears
Yeah I would like to see buba@ to sit on a claymore…..buba@ go boom!!!
Uh oh, Personeveration Face is back.
In the absence of toilets… a plant pot is fine too!
man these girls on this link areso gorgeous
THIS is why I’m against illegal immigration.
could be possible that he is legal ^^
What? So Cats are better then us?
Yes.
He has all your base.
I used to have a cat that was fond of doing the same thing.
NO NO NO… this motherfuker did not JUST TAKE A SHIT IN A POTTED PLANT !!!! and then DID NOT WIPE!!!
would you rather he shit in your mouth and you wipe it for him?
I too am from Winnipeg where this little video was taken. There are toilets literally around the corner from where this plant is (I used to work in this building). The first time this video became popular both our newspapers had articales about it – discussing if this was an invasion of his privacy, why security never did anything, why security focused on this gentleman and finally how come no one stopped or tried to ‘help’ this obviously poor, ‘gotta be’ mentally ill man.
Nothing ever came from it except a lot of good jokes and another strike against our downtown and how it’s being overrun by this type of thing
Wait, your downtown is being overrun by men pooping in potted plants? That whole town must smell pretty bad.
But I thought we had the worst air quality in the nation?!
I would have thought L.A. or Chicago would have gotten that “award”.
It has to do with our Inversion. Warm air rises, cold air sinks, and our mountains trap the air from moving on, so it sits stagnant and collects all the smog. You can chew the air here in January.
That’s a nice thought…remind me not to visit any time soon…
Btw…*squeeze*
Where are you at again Ms. B♥?
The type of thing he’s referring to are the frequent Lysol parties in the alleys, annual bathing day for the locals when they open the Air Canada Park fountain in the spring, randomly being punched in the face at bus stops… that sort of thing…. but the downtown area is a fine place to live.
Besides, its generally too cold in Winnipeg to smell much of anything in the winter. True story – the first time my (now) wife came to visit me in the winter from Long Island, she had a panic attack when she tried to take a deep breath outside and her nose holes froze together. I can’t help but think my laughing fit may have contributed to her now living in Florida.
A First nation brother. Cree probably. Yes , take it to the man. LOL
is that from the Plaza near Graham street?
This is the underground walkway from Winnipeg Square to TD Center @ Portage and Main St.
You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.
Aw JEEZ Mom!!!!
So you’re a cyborg?
Also, don’t sit so close to the screen. You’ll go blind. And don’t slouch in your chair.
And keep your elbows off the desk!
I just compulsively sat bolt upright when I read these.
Stop messin’ with me!
Fine but I won’t eat my veggies tonight! You can’t make me.
Wanna bet?
Here comes the airplane, open wide!
Pssst…! Leila is a vegetarian!
son of a ……
Psst…! Leila and Avis are female!
pics?
jk
Only some explicit videos, I don’t think they’re interesting for you.
*apologizes for spitting chewed up banana at failpeeps*
I blame you AE for making me laugh.
I command you… Release my comment… Release it evil FB!!
Did you use one of the newly moderated words?
They need to publish a list of the no no words. An explanation of the words banishment would be nice too. If things get too complicated posters will start to fade.
That would be nice, but might defeat the purpose. The trolls would jump all over a list like that!
Well, it’s above … I wonder if it’s AE.
Nope, you DID use a moderated word!
*wonders if this will even work what with the tiny type and all*
What? The blogmonster doesn’t like lamĂ©?
I loooooove it when the lurkers come out to play in full force.
Snaps, Motts. Getcherself an avatar and stay permanent-like:
ht tp://en.gravatar.com/
BECOME ONE OF US!
Become one of us.
I have a strange urge to “become one of us”. Wait shouldn’t it be “Become one of the them”? But if they said “Become of of them”, who would they be referring too, why wouldn’t they say “Become one of us”……..Brainwashing is confusing
Shut up and
Join Us.
JOIN US
J O I N U S !!!
I am kinda liking him/her.
You can play with us for ever and ever and ever. . .
Ok…..but only if i don’t have to point at the doll where you touched me afterwards….
We all float down here…
Stop scaring the poor thing! Jeesh!
Relax Wendy. . . er. . . Motts, I’m not gonna hut ya. . .
He sure likes that theme doesn’t he Avis?
Resistance is futile, Motts. Join us.
Join us
Yes Motts. Join us.
Do you think we should ask Motts to join us?
epic EEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
I love it! Winnipeg is the only city I have visited in North America where you have to buy something before a business will allow you to use their washroom. I guess homeless drug users can make quite the mess… lol
Many MANY stores and food shops in Chicago have signs that say “Restroom is for paying customers ONLY”. Otherwise they DO get homeless people attempting to sleep there. It happens all the time.
That particular location has plenty of public facilities, in fact just around the corner from where he went.
Um… LIES!!!
Its true! There are privacy dividers between the potted plants around the corner.
LOL! I was just being facetious.
It’s her main skill. I mean, she’s a gifted woman in many categories, but she’s nearly savant when it comes to facetiousness.
I’ve been to dozens of cities across north america and the world and found this to be a pretty standard procedure….
in addition….there were public bathrooms just around the corner.
WTF yo?! That dude straight up shitted in that pot yo!
ob·ser·vant
Pronunciation: \-vənt\
Function: adjective
1 a : paying strict attention : watchful b : keen, perceptive
2 : careful in observing (as rites, laws, or customs) : mindful
Avis, I
complainedtalked earlier today about a song I heard on the radio this morning and how it makes me want to hurt you. I’ll just say that the Divynls have been ruined for me.If it’s any consolation, that song is pretty much ruined for me too.
The worst part is that it was part of their Battle of the Bad 90’s Bands segment, and it “won” so I “get” to hear it again tomorrow. I’ll need to keep some brain bleach in my car.
I want you to remind me.
I looked for it, but thankfully couldn’t find it. Sorry.
I know where to find it!
I believe that’s a lyric from the song Aja posted. But please do warn us, as I kind of like that song.
he was just… feeding the plants…
MiracleCrapGrow!
Nobody really noticed. lol
CELEBRATE DIVERSITY EVERYONE!!! JUST THINK, ACORN PROBABLY SIGNED HIM UP TO VOTE FOR THE “PRESIDENT” 10-20 TIMES, ISN’T THAT AWESOME?
this was taken in winnepeg square dum dums
I assure you that this is not the type of fertilizer the company I work for sells.
*looks down her nose haughtily at fail*
Riiiigggghhhht!
*clips clothespin to Gracie’s nose*
Here, you might need this…
Hank hew.
no surprise he’s a mexican
he is actually a first nations canadian-the equivalent of a mexican
Just because he looks hispanic doesnt mean he is a Mexican, Im a Mexican and I can tell you he looks more like someone coming from South America… not from Mexico…
And I also would agree that this is gross… total lack of decency
Ok, who borked the blog? It would appear someone replied to their own moderated comment! KNOCK IT OFF!
Not me.
The bird can go cuckoo.
Botanophobia – fear of plants.
And, just for fun:
Coprophobia – fear of feces.
Now that’s gotta suck!
Fear of faeces? How would that work?
“Ahh! I’m sh1tting!”
*sh1ts self*
“Oh no! More Sh1t!”
*sh1ts self again*
*goes on forever*
Dirty Mexicans..
*THWACK*
Elvis has left the blogging.
*snork*
Hopefully forever.
Thats a native dude.
I was just at the Avatar fail and some comments that were comfortably nested before have had an eggbeater taken to them. Scattered hither and yon. What is going on around here of late?
Blogmonster ransacked the place looking for noms?
Mayhap the comments grew up and left the nest.
So do we suffer from empty nest syndrome? Should we start touring the world?
Oh I’m ALL for that!! Where should we start? I say Amsterdam. Er, um…….I mean Holland!!
# Rain or shine
I’ll be the one
We share it all as life goes on #
Erm…that one was my fault, Coyote. I asked Emily to remove a post, and the blog get’s a bit borked when that happens sometimes.
Sowwy.
He’s a crackhead, just like Tyrone Biggums!!
“Le’me show y’all how I go to the bathroom!” *pulls out a waste basket*
natives can’t afford crack.
Holy Crap! in public!
Sticking it to the man WIN!
I hate it when it sticks.
:ick:
No, sticking it to one of his relatives who probably has to water that plant.
HAHAHAHA! So the funny thing is that’s in winnipeg in the winnipeg square tunnels between the royal bank building and the TD building.. I saw the raw footage straight from the Security office.. I can’t believe it made it here.. Well I guess I shouldn’t be surprised though..
I noticed a woman doing that once in my old street, back when I lived in the red light district in Amsterdam. Comes with the neighborhood.
Everybody comes in that neighbourhood.
i dunt knew any wurd puunz pleez hulp mi im gud at spulling aneweyz wewt
AND NOBODY SAW THAT! WTF!
When i wanna eat, i eat…
When i need to bathroom… i go.
- Forrest Gump
OMG this is winnipeg square LOL hahahahahaha
if only somebody like that would have the grace to be embarrassed when identified by friends/family.
the shit’s good fertilizer though…
Not considering what most people eat. Human waste just isn’t that great a fertilizer because of what we eat.
Umm.. I really like this page, but i don’t think watching a homeless man publicly humiliate himself because Winnipeg treats its homeless population like garbage is funny. If anything this a a SOCIETY FAIL.
Why couldn’t have he publicly humiliated himself in a public restroom? Why did he soil that pot? I want answers.
this man wasn’t humiliated..he could care less.
didn’t his mother teach him it’s not ok to poop in your plants?
Good ole Winnipeg, Manitoba. I get to live here.
that happened in a TD bank in Northbattleford, Saskatchewan Canada.
Nope. Guess again.
Ha I was in the underground walkway that day and saw him out of the corner of my eye. I didn’t think it was weird that some native was sitting in a planter, I didn’t think he was taking a crap though.
I thought this was the TD bank underground in Winnipeg MB, not SK.
It was Winnipeg Square.
The funnier part was the guys from building maintainance removeing the tree and pot afterwards.
Security couldn’t get there in time, the camera is controlled from another part of the building, they did get there just after though. It is also interesting that this video was taken mere moments after this camera was installed. I had just finished putting my tools away.
There is another video, taken a couple days later, from a different camera in this area ( it is an underground walkway connecting 4 corners of a major downtown intersection) of a fellow low-life native coming in from the cold on a saturday to warm up, and taking a leak right next to the door.
LOL sad thing is I know where this happened.
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
{inside Winnipeg Square}
Happened a few yrs back, was all over the news.
Bahahaha, stupid scumbags… this city is full of em.
Cochino!
must be a filipino
He’s actually Native
Actually he’s Indian (native, aboriginal – whatever word is PC right now)
You must be a douche.
cannot…..hold…..tacos…..diarrhea…..any…..longer
It was either that or ChipotlAway…
Hey, man.. When you gotta go, you gotta go. xD
I’ve always kind of thought that those bastards that won’t let you use or provide public restrooms, this would be totally fitting behavior. But bathrooms nearby? Civilization FAIL.
The restriction of “non-customer” use of bathrooms annoys me too but is often caused by the inextinguishable desire of some to literally cover walls with sh*t instead of just making proper use of it…
Agreed, but that doesn’t stop people from needing to go, decent or slobs.
sure security cameras are viewed from far away, but there were a plenty of people in that room who didn’t notice a guy pull his pants down, sitting bare-assed on a plant (which is not a chair), and then pull his pants up again. Oblivious FAIL.
K..I’ve lived in that city for many years….and seen many natives shit all around in public..and ignored each of them…what exactly do you think people should do?
The location is Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I recognize the guy. He is a well known “homeless” person here in Calgary.
Don’t visit here. It is lawless. We effectively have no justice system as you can see by the video.
It is NOT Calgary. This place is in Winnipeg MB. I’ve walked past this spot several times. It was on the news here. The building is Canwest Place at Portage and Main.
100% incorrect.
In Soviet Russia, plant shĂts on you!
See why we want to keep them out of the U.S.?
Bah. You don’t have to have guts to do this. Living in Winnipeg, I can say, this kind of thing happens all the time. I was headed through a tunnel downtown, and it was full of poo.
You get some really drunk guy into the mall, he’s going to do something like that. I watched another drunk native guy head into the mall and flop over onto his back. He looked almost dead, but the security guards took care of him.
When they do this, though…eugh. It’s bad enough you can find underwear lying about downtown (and opened packs of sex toys).
Pretty sure this is in my great home town of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. This isn’t the first time these people have done this, in public areas.
Im sure that plant will grow big, healthy, and strong, with a slight lingering of cocaine and tacobell…
holy shit.
and he has to be mexican lol…thank you for setting ur ppl back for another 1000 yrsss rofl
0_o
THats some serious BS
This happened in the underground mall at Portage and Main in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
damn indians.
Was this video taken in Vancouver? At Pacific Centre, perhaps? That homeless guy looks very, very familiar.
So many of the comments on here are hilarious… but I also can’t believe the amount of racism! I’m appalled.
get over it
That was so gross.
Is this Danny Trejo?
no he did noooot….but wait, he didnt wipe himself clean now did he? i think thats the actual fail…
Lobo – lolz I was thiking the same thing
Aww man, what the hell?
Yuck.
is it bad that the only thing i found disturbing was that he didnt wipe or wash his hands.
really, its fine to poo in public, but be sanitary please!
Are you all blind people? don’t you see it’s just corrected to look like he put his pants off? and it’s very lame also, you can see a big bubble distortion when he’s supposedly putting his pants off. but if you watch his hands, you see, he’s just sitting down, not putting his pants really off. Also his standing up doesn’t seem like he did much effort putting it back on. Just stupid people behind that camera thought it would be fun to make a little tweak. it’s just stupid. but i know there are people, who would do things like this
I SMELL PURE GRADE A SHIT
Can’t he just simply find the toilet? Once he finds the sign, it’s real easy to use!
I could understand if he was running to get there, deperately pulling his pants down in a hurry, sometimes you’ve just got to go, but to casually walk up, slowly pull down his pants etc?
p.s. Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
I wonder if he knows “proper hygiene fail” lady
damn vegan
hey! he didnt wipe..
USA tradicion
You can take the monkey out off the jungle but you can’t take the jungle out of the monkey.
That was quite discreet actually.
What’s even more funny is this is in my city!
THIS IS FROM MY CITY. That’s the Winnipeg Square concourse! hahaha!
Jared Diamond’s question: why did Europeans colonise the Americas and not the other way round? This is the answer.
LOL this happened in my city. It was in the underground market square xD
I saw something like this with my own eyes. Just as a bus full of people pulled in at the big central bus stop in Seattle, a crazy hobo in a viking helmet pulled down his pants & took a dump on the door step of Seattle Lighting Company.
this is in winnipeg lol
Y he didn’t flush? Nasty…
I don’t see why this was a fail. Looks like a win to me. He got away with it and it seems like nobody cared. WIN!
What? No toilet paper?
gross! he didnt wipe
no wonder why plants smell so bad all the time ….