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Here is the full story (Via Engrish Funny)
Picture by: Ray Worth Submitted by: Ray via Fail Uploader
Found this in a grocery store in Trang, Thailand.
(it was in the children clothing section)
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First!
gj dude!
It’s only my second first lol I wonder how many it takes until the excitement wears off….. I also wonder how many ppl have posted first and by the time their post posted someone else had beat them to it? I’m new to blogging, so I’m sure you all would know
It takes, two, yes only two times then no more excitment whatsoever. Yup, also the (secret) rule is after two times you must log off the internet, take an axe to your computer and get the heck out of your mom’s basement and get a job and a life. Ok, bye!!!
And as for this fail, too creepy for words!!
Hmmm, pretty sure I live on a 3rd floor apartment, and my mom’s dead, but thanks. Also, how are you bashing me for posting if you’re posting too…just saying, maybe you should get a job and a life (now see how RUDE that sounded)
t:roll:
Wow, some really nice folks in this place. Sure know how to make new ppl feel welcome…..
Please click above link to understand.
Ok, well I’m new to this, you can’t let me have one or two?
Also, if you look at my other posts I’ve made comments that were good….so meh, I guess in this case your definition is right….
You are posting a comment about a picture on the internet……you make it seem like by saying “i’m new to this”, there is some type of skill to this. so……you fail
hmm, a troll thread made by someone who on numerous threads doesn’t post things about the thread such as a comment on trolls…. seems a little…. trollish.
Wonderful
this girl is cute!
Actually, check the other posts. Regulars asks new people to post comments not “first”. People who tend to post “first” seem to do it and either troll their way through, or disappear. If however you have anything thought provoking or humorous to say, feel free. We just like it better when the first comment is something better than “first”.
See above post….
Don’t worry about it greenlants. Its failblog everything is a fail hence the name. Have fun, no cussing and hardcore racism.
Everything is a fail indeed, like misspelling the word cursing
….and your knowledge of English fail.
Erm, no, he didn’t.
aivoo the engrish failblog tab is to the right.LOL. English is not my first language.
Cussing is a different word to cursing…
Cussing is regional dialect. It’s fine.
So I actually proved my point, by failing myself: Everything on this blog just fails!
(..aivoo, cussing right now in his native language in front of his computer…)
so…. softcore racism is ok then? is that when there is plenty of racism on the screen but they don’t show the guys d1clc?
Welcome to the internet
what there trying to say is your trolling everyone hates people who post FIRST! its really annoying and just takes room off the page its the worst way to “be new to this place” its like you just figured out how to use the internet
Then who was phone?
oh i can make it even creepier…
Go die. I hate counters.
ZOMG she’s really hot!
i second that
(I’ll plead the 5th on that!)
She looks older then a 5th grader, so it’s probably fine.
Have you started smoking crack again? There is NO hot in this photo!
get your eyes checked
First?
So… is she tighter or not?
That’s what I want to know!
*sigh
*wanders off*
yeah. and some people, eg, nambla, are stupider than the normal 5th grader. fails like this make me wanna go out and find a child molester to make fun of. or throw skunk beer at.
That depends. How many babies has the 5th grader had?
Perhaps also if she rides horses.
That’s one bloated 5th grader!
Sorry, mooks, but I fail to see any humor in that.
Baby back ribs?
get your sense of humor checked
?
WIN!
I see no one wants to touch this one.
*poke*
*giggles and pokes Jules back*
Nope. It’s a troll magnet and you know it. How was your weekend?
busy,
Oil change dance lessons and clean up Chirstmas decorations on Saturday
Putting up stone on my basement wall all day Sunday.
How was yours
Wow, you were busy! Mother visiting (she’s a loving hand full), party at a horrible club, and infant learning to walk so I ran around the house while he destroyed everything.
I know the feeling I just got a new puppy. I have been watching him like a hawk to make sure he does not poop in the house or eat the furniture.
Has he done it anyway when you went to the bathroom? I swear my son can walk when I’m not looking. And climb out of his crib. I should put a hidden camera in the room.
Yes, the worst is when I just took him outside in the cold and snow for 20 min, and he does nothing. So I bring him back in and like 5 mins later he pees on the floor.
Well, hun, who wants to pee in the cold? I don’t have the parts, so I don’t know if the yellow writers have a special liking to it. But I do know dogs at all ages who prefer to avoid the cold “bathroom” unless they have to. What kind of puppy?
After you learn it, will you teach me how to do the oil change dance? I think I can make the grade.
I touched it, and it felt older than a 5th grader. I think she’s lying. *pokes back*
You touched I 5th grader? I am sorry, but I draw the line at high school.
Can I get a rule 34 on this? :Þ
The full story is even worse. wtf?
You saw the comments for the “bear shirt”? Wow!
Tight boi.
that would be thai boi
Not first damnit.
WTF?
I see 2 post > I post in 3 seconds > I see 8 posts
WTF?
WTF?
I see a moron > I post in 300 seconds > I still see a moron.
WTF?
Happy Moronday, Lou.
This is gonna be a looooong day with this bunch of coconuts.
Then make Bahama mamma ‘s out of the coconuts.
try using both hands to type next time, dud.
Yes, that shirt is tighter than the one I wore in 5th grade. I was thick then too. I’m big boned, darn it!
I have my mother’s thighs. I have to live with that.
Does your mother know?
How does she walk? Inquiring minds want to know.
That’s more creepy than I dare to imagine.
Maybe, that why you are not tigher than a 5th grader any more, all the boning.
Kids these days! We didn’t get tight until at least 7th grade.
We didn’t have a good exercise regime. Not until high school. Then everyone took weight lifting and yoga and got really tight. There were ripped phone books everywhere.
I will blow ANYONE that denies me firstness in this post. Really, i will, i can give you my msn for cybersex and real life blowing. Kisses FRANK
where the he1! is gracie when a person needs a nice sparklie bat to bust over some troll arse?
*Converts Anti Moderation Bat to Anti Troll Bat.
Spits in hand.
Takes stance*
Thwaaaaaak
*Trolls head is going… going….*
It’s all in how you shift your weight.
What does the apple have to do with ? Do they use it for testing?
It’s not an apple. It’s a cherry.
It’s not a cherry. It’s a potato.
And the girl totally looks like Pipi Longstocking…
shes hot
I laughed.
WIN!
Its not a spelling error or engrish.
That’s a t-shirt that tshirthell.com used to sell. I have the same one in black.
I can’t believe you’re the only one who knows this.
He’s not the only one. I love their shirts.
Have fun wearing them then pedophile
As soon as I saw it, I realized TSH. I dont own this one, but it is a great site for sick and twisted humor that offends everyone equally.
You are a moron. It’s a shirt, not a way of life.
I’ve noticed a lot of pix on this site that came from other places. I’ve seen about a dozen shirts from tshirthell alone that were labeled as being from somewhere else. And if someone thinks this shirt makes someone a pedo, then they should just stay indoors and away from other sites on the net…
A lot of their designs get stolen. I came across some in Spencer’s Gifts before.
THANK you, Omar… I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one that had seen that shirt before.
I have a couple tshirthell shirts, but I don’t know about some of them. Some of them are just offensive for offensive’s sake.
She is breathtaking. Truly beautiful.
this t-shirt has been aproved by Pedobear.
also everybody who says she’s hot is a pedo since she’s underage.
enjoy your FBI raid
under… …
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Does anyone find this fail as offensive as I do?
Psst! Come play on the previous one with us!
Thank you, I will.
*runs to previous fail*
not before you let me borrow your bat, gracie!
I think so cause I have kids.
Dude, an average fifth grader is about ten years old.
@Why?.. which shows you THOSE 5th graders were retarded..
whats the fascination in the order of comments!?
she might just be
haha that was weird O.o.
Look at the fail I uploaded click my profile
um … that’s just a tshirt hell tshirt, one of the more popular vendors on the internet.
WAY TO FAIL, FAILBLOG!
Why is it 90% of the posts on internet message boards have nothing what-so-ever to do with the actual topic at hand? Its like no matter what, people have to ether find something to rant about that’s irrelevant to the subject or take some pointless mistake in the formation of perfect grammatical sentences, and make it seem like the person is mentally handicapped. I laugh at a lot of the posts but sometimes i would like to actually see comments pertaining to the topic i clicked on. I also realize that i have pulled one wicket oxymoron, so in light of that…….The girl is very beautiful and the shirt is a huge FAIL of translation. ha ha ha I is typing in yur fourumez!!
I had thought that when William James stated …
you may be typing single-handed on the “fourumez” but yer still an idjit.
The problem is that most of the people who hang out on this site actually have a sense of humor, and you have none…the randomness of the threads ont his site are hilarious!
Oh and a side note, saying a girl is beautiful regardless of age is just a normal human observation. If someone said “ID LOVE TO xx HER” or something i can understand, but simply pointing out she’s pretty is no call for animosity.
*5 eags hands I is smert is I cewl a TIm Hortons coffee and the new Carmel bearclaw.* sit back relax have fun and watch the masters at humour go to work. These peeps have been doing it a long time.
Isn’t that shirt from tshirthell.com? I’m sure I’ve seen it before…
Apparently I know one of the designers…small world. He didn’t do this shirt though.
Oh well, atleast the girl is cute!
If she’s a 5th grader, she got left back…
But she is hot…
Tighter also means drunker, but I doubt that’s the reference here…
Is that some Pedobear in the background?
If i’m not mistaken that is totally my ex. WEIRD.
Your ex as of how recently? Does that mean she’s single now?
what? no one has ever been to TShirtHell.com?
that’s where that shirt came from
Someday, I am going to marry that girl!
Probably.
I’m tight like a tiger, does that count?
I want to marry her too…
work
Allowing the fact that the shirt is from tshirthell, it is still a fail because this one is at a retail\resale shop.
Unless this one was set up…
i definitely saw this one on tshirthell. rather a win than a fail
Wow that girl is Hot!
I would bang the chick on the pic till kingdom come.
I would bang the chick in the *** till Kingdom cum
That seems more of a win than a fail.
Well… is she?
Are you tighter than a 5.C2th grader?
That face she’s making means no…
This post should not be under Engrish or a real Fail. The t-shirt was originally available from T-shirt Hell. The only fail here is a store ripping off T-shirt Hell which happens all the time and then the store claims its an original idea.
The fail is that the store ripping off the T-shirt hell design made the shirt IN A CHILDREN’S SIZE, and it is IN THE CHILDREN’S SECTION of the Store. This being brought about by the copycat not understanding what the English joke being made was.
i didn’t even notice the shirt at first cause the chick is so hot.
wow thats the hotest girl ive ever seen
and a good fail btw
Are you serious? Are you home schooled?
Products of diseased minds
for some reason this kind of turns me on…. :/
She’s kind of cute!
I’m considering the fact that she’s still a virgin….
Hell with the stupid t-shirt, I want that chick’s number. Please tell me she lives next door?
amen hank! i am in love! tell me too!
Where’s the fail? It’s just a pit of light-hearted pedo humor. Sure it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but it’s not fail just because some people find it offensive. (I believe that’s part of the appeal in fact.)
lies.. not available for purchase in-store. tshirthell.com product.
How is this a lie? Did they take the shirt INTO a store, JUST to pose for a photo to trick the internet world and fail blog? Where is your head in your ass?
she’s insanely hot
Such an exquisite Irish lass! I’d love to put a smile on her pretty face!
OH MY GOD THAT GIRL IS HOT.
Trang actually means “tight” in norwegian:)
idk but that girl is pretty damn cute
well… are you?
in the UK schooling system 5th Grade (aka 5th form) is the final year of high school.. ie. 5 years… they are usually 18 by then!
actually 5th form is the school year you start when your 15 and turn 16. but our version of the show is are you smarter than a 10 year old
anyway this picture is quite an odd typo, suprising it got past quality control
NO IT ISN’T!!! in the UK nobody ever says “grade” its “year” and in year 5 you are 9-10 years old. the very last year of school is 6th form not 5th, and in 6thform you are 16,17, and 18. and it is optional. 6th form comes after year 11 which is the last mandatory year in school in the UK. 6th form is sometimes a part of high school but you normally go to college for it. why would you comment on something you know nothing about you are obviously not from the UK.
I love her “Are you f*cking serious?” look.
i like the colour green of the shirt (Y)
THIS IS NOT FUNNY…..AT ALL.
Is it just me or does that look like a website?
areyoutighterthana5thgrader.cz
I’m afraid to try that link…
wow you are beautiful
first
hmm, a troll thread made by someone who on numerous threads doesn’t post things about the thread such as a comment on trolls…. seems a little…. trollish.
why have you copy and pasted gow’s comment and pasted it in the comment box rather than a reply? you make no sense.
she might just be
How many babies has the 5th grader had