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i strive to be this guy when im 45
You wanna be the octo-dad?
Arrrrrrrgh, It’s the belly of the Great White!
I’m beery concerned that he might get a yeast infection
Im not sure I can Stomach this
He looks Ale and hearty now, but not if his stomach gets much Lager.
I can barley even stand to look at him I hops he has good medical care.
HA HA HA!!
Not for long he doesn’t!
Shiner Bock! Looks like a win to me.
that’s no beer belly! it’s a tumahh!!
I whis- key would get rid of that thing…. it’s kinda gross
I have a gut-feeling that if you jabbed it with a letter opener, it would burst…..and then probably waste a completely good beer
a possible diabetic, with chronic heart disease and a fatty liver! =p I don’t see win there.
agreed… i bet that if you poke it with a needle it would pop
It would! he has ascitis. All that belly is fluid. I would guess at liver failure. But he looks happy now at least!!
No it WOULDN’T because it’s FAKE.
Thanks, Dr. Doogie.
I’m glad I’m not the only one that saw heart disease and liver problems in this picture. I’ll admit I didn’t see the diabetes potential.
It’s not lupus.
WIN!!!!
Zombie Cancer.
Future boomers of America.
Well, you’ve got three months. Go for it!
Three months? The baby is due any day now!
This man isn’t going to live much longer. If this photo is real, he has liver failure and ascites. Alcohol Fail.
Nice diagnosis. Or is it alchohol win and lymph system FAIL.
That Thing is FIERCE!
thats photoshopped…
Fist… Anti-First-Comment Win?
I’ll fist if you insist.
nah, that was kinda lame
you’re not even first… so fail. and you’re just a nobody, so shut up.
Fist??? what a retarded thing to say
WOW what an investment!
I think that’s more of a Life Fail.
This can’t be real, right?
Unfortunately, it can be and likely is real. It’s a medical condition called ascites (see comments from KevinK, wow and Alice).
Someone inflated him to 90psi. He just needs to let some air out.
I feel pressurised to do so!
If that’s his spare tyre, he’ll have to tuck his head in when the car starts rolling.
I think he may be a Star Trek fan….It is vulcanised!
Must we tread over the same old puns?
I can track back to the beginning if you wish!
I think GS is tired of belting them out K@.
What cam we do about it though?
Wheel him about and send him back to where the rubber meets the road.
I will axle, but wether he agrees or not is another matter!
I’m always willing to go for a spin.
You could always join the Rotary club.
*snickers quietly*
One good turn deserves another GS.
Your comment is pretty slick K@.
I think this thread has hit the skids.
You’re right Marius, it’s gotten kind of flat.
Groovy.
Please tell me that is photoshopped…. please….
It’s photoshopped.
Please tell me that this man is not married with an Italian…. please….
Don’t worry – Italian women kill their husband in jealous rages long before they fatten them to death.
We do not!
Beer-belly cabronni!
Sorry, it isn’t. It’s an implant, Largest man-boob in the world.
I can’t stand looking at it long enough to figure out if it’s photo-shopped or not. FAIL.
Its real, and it gets worse. Look up caput medusae, its this disease (ascities) taken to the next level.
So, when is the keg due?
It’s a draft!
Soon – I can see its Corona.
….and underneath, it appears to have a very pretty Skol.
Congratulations, it’s a St. Pauli Girl!
Thank Guinness, I had no idea wychwood it be!
Quick! Slap her blue moon!
*slaps*
Hmmm, looks a little like a hobgoblin if you ask me!
Let’s not harp on its looks.
Are you sure it is not a boy, it seems to have an Adnams apple there.
Stop picking on her and shave the unibroue.
OK OK, but it all seems to be on the Leffe side, is that even human?
Ewwwwww, that’s Grolsh.
I am now worried no-one will want to Fosters it.
I agree, it sort of lacks a-Piels.
You think because she looks odd and sounds funny she’s from Newcastle?
Maybe….we may need to employ strongarm tactics here.
Just be careful you don’t kilkenny.
*writes note for baby*
“Please look after me,
I am but a Bud,
but I will blossom
My name is Stella”
There, it may just work.
Something needs to be done, or when he goes to school the other kids will all call her Dogfish Head.
*Baars the door*
*Hamms it up*
Stella, Hey Stella!!!!
I can give her this bow with the pretty Red Stripe. That might help.
Labatts all for this punrun?
That’s definitely photoshopped, cuz I know 40s aren’t shaped like that.
They are right after the operation.
It’d be funnier if he hadn’t died of a massive heart attack 15 seconds later.
Seriously- this is my husband in ten years. . . I’m very scared to have children with him only to raise them alone.
Thats me.
Ummmm, just wow, freaking wow.
He should have tried for a whole six pack!
why a six pack if u can have a whole barrel?
he got his barrel always with him
♪ Roll out the barrel ♪
Shame on him! He’s pregnant and drinking…
…and this is not a win but a fail yet to come. We might see it soon up here in FB =D
Win. You get a shiny internets!
Now we know what Newt Gingrich is doing with himself these days.
Yeah, he really let himself go.
Holeh shit, he cant bloody faceplant, cause he’ll just bounce off his belly. EPIC!
It’s a human wheeble!
Let’s push and see if he falls down.
*Rolls with the idea*
He’s his own flotation device.
Aargh, it burns!
*Tries to save Aja from the belly of the beast*
The gourd is my shepherd. . .sorry.
No way that’s a real tummy. It must be a balloon. PLEASE tell me it’s a balloon.
Hairy balloons? Marketing fail!
..yet kinky.
Yeah… no.
Maybe. . . I don’t know. Could you repeat the question?
Do you want hairy balloons?
Life is unfair, so I’ll just stare.
To each his own I guess
since i started drinking beer i wanted to be able to place a beer on my belly
Lay down.
Damn you and your vulcan logic!
*Raises one eyebrow*
or its photoshoped as you mentioned…
I guess he is on a diet, cause on one beer sits on his belly instead of a twelve pack.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I think it is real ive seen them walking around or getting out of the sea, again EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW
Getting out of the sea? No no, those were whales.
no i have seen men, my ex, sorry barfed, was one of these things EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW
Are you…
… are you drunk?
No, she’s just on the Failblog diet.
This picture could be used for our motivation, no?
That’d do it.
*prints picture out and puts it on the fridge*
You know, I’m not sure if that’s such a go–
… sorry barfed
I would barf too if I saw that on my fridge. That’s why there are no magnets to be found in my house.
My stainless steel fridge is not magnetic.
*tapes the pic to Jules’ stainless steel fridge*
Foiled again.
yeah, i’d call that a liver fail
It looks more like gas than fat. Don’t smoke near him.
π(pi)??
Yes.
Are you sure?
I think he was impregnated with a really big Xenomorph…it will be interesting when it explodes out of him
Well at least it’s useful for something….
daddy is that you?
Can we say liver failure? Yay for alcoholism….
that’s sexy!
is that guy pregnant o.O?
that’s obviously photoshopped (( thank god )).. everything on him has sharp shadows from the flash of the camera but somehow the bottle doesn’t.. also look closely at the base of the bottle. it’s leaning towards us even though where the bottle is standing on his belly it should be leaning backwards..
You’re an idiot. Seriously. This picture is not photoshopped.
actually, where the bottle is placed, with the back edge above the ‘crease’ it’s reasonable the bottle WOULD be tipped forward
That is just gross!!
Yep, that’s pretty damn big.
I’m 8 months pregnant, and I was feeling a little large and ungainly this morning…until I came here. Thanks failblog!
AHAHAHAHAHA!!! you were “feeling” a little large?
how you know its not your head thats messing with you that is making you “feel” a little large?
the mind is capable of doing such things. its a wonderful thing
It’s not just the head when you are actually pregnant….it is another person……and they say two heads are better than one…..liars.
*Pours two beers*
As always, you are correct K@.
No, not always, just most of the time!
*swipes a beer*
Sorry, did I just lose my head?
You must have! *squeeze*
Thinking I talk any sense!
We could go round and round with this conversation.
*Squeeze*
I can just pitcher the fun!
Beer belly win, health fail!
Shiner Bock FTW!
Sweet! A Shiner Bock.
Beat to the punch! Damned phone calls.
he’s gonna be the next Kate! [sextuplets]
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
*assplodes*
*Fetches bukkit*
Budda is a good and generous God, all pray to Budda.
Then we jumped for Joy ,,and she left too.
Gross … more like some kind of disease
Ug, gross, and the histogram shows it’s photoshopped…
That’s old
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/406/52fans02.jpg
All aboard the fail whale.
isn’t ‘beerbellyism’ a myth? my testimonial: i drink a lot of beer and am bellyless.
What kind of beer? …and do you top said beer off with a super sized donner?
Snacking on Donners is frowned upon in the U.S. K@.
I will let you kebab that!
*Feels a little jerky*
Ladies! Failblog just keeps giving us more inspirational pictures.
“More man than you could ever want”
“More man any woman could ever handle”
Handle? I don’t see any handles.
I swear there were some handles. The belly must have eaten them.
I see many love handles….
The question is do you think he can find his love knob?
Aaand there goes lunch. And I haven’t even eaten lunch yet.
I think I’ve said this exact same thing before. Failblog can be very good at keeping someone from eating.
Maybe I really should put pics like this on my fridge.
*shudders*
Nah. That’s just g-nasty!
This won’t stop me from eating. Just drinking. Take this to rehab centers and AA meetings.
Just a little note for Avis, in case she sees this.
So, on my car-ride in this morning the radio just happened to play the Divinyls. I now need the brain bleach! I need to find a way to make you pay for that
♪ I tounch myself ♪
*snap*
That is going into my FB in photo book.
Leila, what are you using!
That’s got to be a tumor…
*waits for the alien to come out of the guys stomach*
I would love to wait with you but I will pass.
Gas was $2.79 today.
There. There.
Oil send you some from my well.
This is actually a fail… Liver failure to be exact.
That’s not just a beer belly, that’s ascites from cirrhosis. This man has a pretty high chance of being dead within 5 years of this photo being taken.
Thats the biggest tumor I have ever seen…
That’s not a beer belly, it’s a tumor!
It’s not a…
Nevermind, I just can’t do it.
*Busts open door. Shoots randomly with large gun*
Tumor Tumor Tumor!
Hmmm, looks like he could hold a 6-pack!
Looks like he ate a 6-pack!
Look like he could poop a 6-pack!
Or a 12-pack, for that matter!
Obvious fake, the bottle doesnt make a shade but his hand does.
you mean a shadow? And look WHERE his hand’s shadow is. Is it not reasonable that the shadow is BEHIND the bottle, and just not visible from this angle?
The beer in his stomach got pregnant.
its a shiner bock! texas only beer, and my personal favorite.
Did anyone throw a baby shower for him?
Wouldn’t that hurt the baby?
Safety third. Cancel baby shower.
It’s more of a photoshop-fail…
That’s no beer belly, he obviously got attacked by an alien facehugger! Quick someone shoot him before they hatch!
hahaha… the belly look some kind of tumor.. GROSS!!
second look, look like an octopus head stuck at the belly.. LOL
other than that, spell photoshop on it!
“Eating a balloon without chewing”-win?
This looks like Christopher Knight.
Poor guy can’t leave a store without being accused of stealing a workout ball
Health FAIL. Ugh.
Sooooooooooooooooooooooo SEXY
Photoshopped, not very well imo…
Chek his right arm and then the bottle – no shadow – FAIL!
How does one even accomplish the act of swallowing an exercise ball??? Surely he must be part snake and capable of dislocating his jaw.
OMG! He’s about to explode…
But seriously, that’s the worst case of pancreas inflammation i’ve seen in a while…
looks like a tumor
was in vice magazine a few years ago in the do’s and don’ts section. Old content fail.
I can tell that’s photoshopped
You’re photoshopped.
Your moms Photoshopped.
Wtf… i’m sure he’s defo got a litter in there… freaken heck!
Liver FAILure!
i know quite a few people have said that but i felt that it needed the capitals
I met someone who had a stomach like this…looked like a perfect sphere. He had a similar attitude about it. He pulled up his shirt and showed it to me, laughing. Three weeks later he died. No kidding.
that’s incredible in the worst way possible
That looks like very severe ascites to me – fluid in the abdominal cavity. It’s often due to liver disease which would not surprise me at all here! I hope he’s seen a doctor. I’m just a med student (a year and a bit to go, eek!) but I’ve seen a few patients with bellies like this and they’re mostly very sick people.
That, or photoshop. But I’m rubbish at telling fakes from the real thing!
By the way, hello failpeeps! I’ve been lurking for ages but been too shy to comment until now.
That’s disgusting. He looks like he’s about to pop and spray nastiness everywhere.
I see no win here. All I see is *pukes everywhere* that.
this guy was on Vice like 6 months ago
I wonder when that Alien in his stomach will come out… seems to really like it in there.
A wild snorlax appears!
how do you not rush yourself to the doctor when you get like that?
I seriously believe this guy was my male model in my figure drawing class last semester.
If you live in Dallas, he was! His name is Bruce, aka the Naked Guy!
That’s Bruce, The Naked Guy, from Dallas!!! He always gets drunk, takes his clothes off, and runs around in bars. He’s been doing this since the 90′s. The Butthole Surfers even wrote a song about him.
Note to self: Never Ever Ever Ever Ever go to Dallas. Ever.
*apologizes for the excessive use of capital letters, but sometimes you just need the extra emphasis.*
:I WTF?!
CANNOT UNSEE.
…and this is why beer is bad and green is good.. at least green will make you want to dip your Cheetos in peanut butter and you’ll end up evenly distributing your fat
He’s gonna freakin’ blow!
Looks like a Boomer. Don’t shoot it, you’ll attract the horde.
XD
I hate Boomers!
I can’t stop looking at it. I keep scrolling back up to stare in horror. It’s so…so…*scrolls back up again and throws up*.
Why do i have a sudden urge to touch it?…
That’s just disgusting
that has GOT to be shopped.
ITS NOT THOUGH..
SHINER BOCK WIN!!! delicious beer…
ewww this is disgusting—-i fave’d it XD
Wait, WHat? Ho Lee Schnikey, no way!
Does he put all that beer in his enormous testical?
It…. it looks like he has a stomach tumor… O.o
More like a fail. That does not look healthy at all.
that cannot b gud for u… i just wanna pop it with a pin.
gosh when are his babies due?
WIN!@!@!
How can you not tell this is photoshopped?
This is not a belly win – this is a liver fail. This guy has fluid in his stomach, and he is probably dying. It remains a mystery why is he smiling for?
It doesn’t look like a photoshop to me – if it is, well it’s a great job look at the stomach hair!!!
Damn what the hell did he do swallow the bear and the brewery? (I don’t know how to spell it)
“It” is spelt I T”
“Beer” is B E E R not B E A R (unless you were commenting about the quantity of body hair he has then doing it right)
“Brewery” doing it right
Looks like Ascities, his liver is going.
Here is some background on this guy:
http://www.weshotjr.com/news/?entryid=3523537373540949074
DUDE! When are you due? 0.0′
Yuck
Cirrhosis win (actually FAIL). I’ve never seen ascites that severe. He’ll be dead very soon. He must drink more than Shane MacGowan, the late Oliver Reed, and the late Andre the Giant COMBINED. Note that 2/3rds of the names on that list are DEAD.
That was Photoshopped. Just look at the beer bottle. Also, with a belly like that it’s surprising he doesn’t have his own reality show. Aince he doesn’t, it is FAKE. The only fail on failblog that seems fake, too. How disappointing.
HOLY @#$%& THATS IMPOSSIBLE
looks shooped to me
Oh great. Now they’ll have to make ANOTHER sequel to James and the Giant Peach… In 3-D FORM!
It’s not a beer belly it’s a belly for beer >.<
This is not a beer belly. This man has ascites, which is fluid buildup due to severe liver damage. I am a doctor and believe this man is very close to death due to liver failure combined with what is most certainly high blood pressure, chronic heart disease, liver disease, and quite possibly diabetes. If anyone knows this man they should get him to a doctor immediately.
He could give birth at any second!
I don’t care if this is fatal or not–zeitgeist says AMAZING.
Is he on his 4th trimester? lOl.
At that age, he could be suffering from different dreaded diseases.
IS HE PREGNANT?
Yes
i bet this guy is already dead lol what a fail
That’s what its there for!
Arrrrrrrgh, It’s the belly of the Great White
That can’t be legit, that, or he’s super pregnant.
Dear god did he eat a baby as well?
Austin Powers reference FTW!
That is absolutely in no way a WIN, it’s disgusting.
Now we know what Newt Gingrich is doing with himself these days.
Damn i hope this is photoshop… looks pretty round to me…
um… OMG, THE FIRST PREGNANT MAN!!!!! XD
He’s not fat, he is protected so if anybody tries to stab him the sharp object will bounce back or if pushed hard enough his belly button will (eat) it
WARNING: TOM JUST ATE A BACKPACK……….
that is discusting he just asking for a heart attack!!
I am both disgusted and amazed