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explode all over me!
I just want my Mountain Dew Slurpee
I wouldn’t mind that
I’d just slurp off the slurpee…
I love slurping off.
slurping off = corndog + mountain dew slurpee + sweet chili heat doritos
oh baby
why copy my name?!
GRRRR.. ive been here longer than you!
wow
WTF! Two people copying me?!
because of course your name is so original, not at all a common word in everyday use…
This is creepy
This is creepy
huh?
Now in death, burst into flames, “Ah Crap”, and delicatessen grease flavors!
I’ve always wondered what death tasted like.
Like explosion. It’s low carb.
Who would have known that death was healthy?
The 5 year old making one now. Yeah, that’s “A crap” flavor.
I don’t mind if it explodes.
“Pooring” is obviously a grammatcal fail.
It was corrected. Obviously.
Ah, but you’re the one who failed. It is, in fact written P-O-U-R-I-N-G.
And yet, none of you have bothered to spare even a passing glance for the word “inconvinence”. For shame.
It was too much trouble.
Yes!!! made me crazy!!!
So is “grammatcal”
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its handwritten thats should concern as he just notice it. xD
7/11 was an inside job.
Genius!
I exploded all over that inside job, sticky mess every where!
Doh!
Also, convenience is spelled wrong.
“I work at the 7-11, that’s how I get all my pay
Sometimes I work all the night, sometimes I work all the day
I sell junk to all of my friends, I sell almost everything
Pizza pies and chicken thighs….”
And now, apparently, exploding slurpees?
Well, at least you get a fair warning. If you get blown up, your next of kin have no legal recourse to pursue.
Heh.. it’s a song
I would do it just to see if it DID explode! It’d be worth it!
A tail told in blood.
And a furry tale too?
(Get it? Furry Tale =/= Fairy Tail? Nah? Meh…)
Did anyone else notice the red stains all over the sign? I presume they are the result of previous explosions.
Yeah, it’s like burn marks on a “Danger Mine Field” sign.
In this case, 7-Eleven appears to be an INconvenience store.
*rimshot*
A blast of flavor!
LMAO IM EATING A SLURPEE RIGHT NOW!!!
LMAO OHEMGEE!!!
25th!
Last!
How not to advertise your shop’s slurpees.
Au contraire, I rather think it is the perfect way to advertise your shops Slurpees. What better way is there to get somebody to try the Slurpee, than by covering their face, their body, and the entire room with the stuff? Some of it is bound to make it into their mouth.
I suppose, but think of the cleaning costs! They sorta outweigh the profits that may come from selling the delicious drinks.
No weezin the joose!
CAUTION: THIS POST MAY EXPLODE!
*screams and runs out of room, shouting “SOMEONE GET THE POST DISPOSAL SQUAD!!!”*
*dons hazmat suit*
*picks up post*
*feeds to Blogmonster*
*Blogmonster asplodes*
*all cheer*
- R.I.P. -
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He was a good blogmonster.
I am a Slurpee Disposal Technician, if you see me running, try to keep up!
This happened to me <:c I was pouring for a cherry when the machine stopped pouring, I wanked on the handle and it had the perfect angle to splatter all over the top part of my pant, the floor, the kid next to me, and my crotch, which, looked like me having a period without a tampon. My mom saw my pants, reached in her purse, and handed me a tampon. FML
anyways that is a proper warning
Wanked?
“I love the smell of slurpee in the morning. Smells like… freedom.”
I worked at 7-11. Exploding Slurpee machines were a well known phenomenon.
This slurpee is about to explode.
Funny story!
*in deep newscaster type voice*
The office of Homeland Security has confirmed that a man was arrested after he tried to smuggle a Slurpee machine on to a trans-Atlantic flight.
Thank you, please come again :p
This is obviously at the inconvenience store.
OH! Cha ching!
“Hey look, they have a new flavor.”
“Dave, I’m gonna get some o-” *explosion*
No Slurpee or Slurpee but risk of dangerous explosion………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………wait I’m still trying to decide!
It would be interesing to see a slurpee machin explode….get glass stuck in your face and cold slurpee…then you could lick your face and tast sweat blood
I’ve had a slurpee machine explode on me before… well, not the machine, but grape slurpee went everywhere. Apparently it happens because of ice getting stuck in the pour spout. It made me sad, purple slurpee all over my new white shirt. Dx
we did end up getting some slurpees, no explosions though. kind of a let down
what a delicious way to go….
That is the only thing I would want to explode in my mouth. . .
This makes me want to use it more…
Me and the Slurpee machine need some alone time…Clean-up in aisle 3, it’s gonna get messy
Oh, well thanks for the warning then Mr. 7-11 representative!
This is at 7-11 in my hometown! That’s so cool.
On free slurpee day this summer the coke slurpee exploded all over my brother and I, and the whole store pretty much. it was pretty crazy.
7/11? More like 9/11
I guess “explode” as in a whole clump coming out of the nozzle/splashing
oh baby
it is reaLLy perfect
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