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First!
Congratulations. Now you can cross that one off your list for the rest of your days on FB.
ba da bee ba da boo!
Holy shit, it’s a Na’vi warrior in his original habitat!
Holy shit, its a nerd in his original habitat!
Holy shit, I just wanted to say that! >,<
Holy Shit! …
that’s what you should be doing in your bathroom instead of taking half nekkid troll pictures of yourself, “sara.”
Hear hear
lol agreed
“I’ma stick my finger up it’s bumhole!”
holy shit, avatar is no story, it’s real
omfg…. i was gonna say that… avatar win.
Wait…FIRST! is not a good catchphrase. You sound like Arthur.
SPOON!!!!!
Not in the face! Not in the face!
Die Fleidermaus! I have no clue how to spell that, but that ^, Mr. Moomin, is one of my favorite cartoon quotes.
Hm, guess I wasn’t the first to make a Tick reference. lol
Glad somebody else remembers The Tick.
First douchebag, you meant to say?
The one after first!
(that guy must have some really mean friends)
You could have instead completely omitted the fact that you are the second poster and simply said “that guy must have some really mean friends.” People might actually take you seriously that way.
Yeah, because people would take him serious on FB.
He is our Flying Spaghetti Monster!
that’s like 45 dollars worth of tape. what a damned shame.
He shoulda Duct when I told him to.
I hope they Taped the entire process of turning this drunk chap into something out of a B Horror movie.
They could Sell(otape) it to Hollywood!
As a blue movie.
Well, it’s not sticking with the pun-theme, but it’ll do.
That was tacky.
*hands ED a Scotch*
I just can’t pin down the pun in that, Dragon.
Oh lord…you’ve never heard of sharp cheese OR Scotch tape?
*sends Jon packing*
*points at “pin” pointedly*
Scotch tape isn’t a UK thing, but I was aware of your pun.
Hi Jon!!!! Scotch tape is scotish then?
I believe Scotch tape was thus named to evoke a then-popular stereotype of Scots as thrifty (or cheap, I suppose.)
*ducts*
*vents*
Thanks, Dragon! 3M parched!
*sips*
It’s a single malt, of course! There’s no masking the flavor of a really good Scotch.
It’s nice to see the Failpeeps sticking together through thick and thin.
Clearly, FB has its adherents.
Tape should be used sparingly and not streamed off the roll.
My motives are transparent…I’d like a Scotch, too. No need to measure.
Or how about tequila?
(You know…the kind with the worm.)
Sounds lovely! Join me…
*sets the table with long, skinny candles*
Ooh, excellent!
*hangs several pieces of cloth embroidered with unicorns and lions*
I’ve brought a nosh…
*serves savory Mediterranean spread with pita chips*
Don’t worry…it’s olive free.
He’s a Blue Man.
2nd!!
shit >.<
not in public, please.
The one after the one after the one after the one who’s first! WHOA!
Not quite.
Cheer up, have a lolly.
Yu coppy’d meh.. :{
Mummification fail.
How the F does that happen with out the person waking up? I mean, How do you NOT wake up when they’re doing that to you?
Y, I have absolutely no idea.
Acting!
You obviously have not seen a university student drunk out his wee skull and passed out. Jericho could come and blow his horn and the person wouldn’t wake up.
It’s actually a safety device for the inexperienced drinker. See, you won’t fall off the couch this way.
Crap. Name fail.
OK. Granted, it CAN happen, but it’s probably the best bet going.
Sometimes the floor is further away than it looks.
Only when seen in a rearview mirror.
♫ You took the words right out of my mouth … ♫
Aww…there are children practicing their numbers here today! And on a Saturday as well!
Your mommies will be proud of you.
Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Elebenty!!1!1!11!!
Aren’t I clever?
They taped his hair. Nice -NOT
c’mon, it looks photoshop’d
“i was late cause………i was taping(ed) late into the night”
Just out of curiosity, what is he/she/it holding?
No idea.
*raises eyebrow at “he/she/it”*
*considers calling Lawyer*
Looks kind of like one of those “Perfect Push-Up” things.
That took me a minute to figure out, “push-up” means something completely different to me!
Of course, if it is, that begs a whole new question.
You know I’m going to make you actually ask, right?
And ruin the suspense? Well, ok: WTF is he even holding it?
His “friends” taped it to his hands because it’s heavy and will further incapacitate him whilst he (eventually) attempts to free himself of this spiders web of blue tape?
It is most definitely a perfect push up. He is obviously concerned with his free form and thus implemented a tool to keep him on the straight and narrow.
If you can definitively determine the gender of the individual in the picture, by all means, explain how!
It’s a bloke.
How do I know? Because if a bloke’s passed out a party, they end up wrapped in more than they came in, if it’s a girl, generally they end up “less covered” to say the least.
Good point. I forgot about that aspect of parties. I guess it’s been a while since I’ve been to that particular type of party.
I’m just never invited to them
I like to think it’s because my moral values wouldn’t fit in there, but to be honest, it isn’t.
Those parties really aren’t much fun. Trust me.
So…you WANT to torture your drunk male friends and sexually assault your female ones?
Not really, no.
It would just be nice to know that more than 6 people have bothered to invite me to anything over the past 5 years.
Maybe you should do the inviting.
That’s what everyone tells me, but after 5 years of being the one “doing the inviting”, nothing’s improved.
I’m just an easily forgettable person.
Nah, you’re just hangin’ with the wrong crowd. Clearly, they don’t get you.
The reverse is better?
Spoon!
Here we see, just now waking up after a long night at the National Science Fiction Festival, the winner of last night’s Space Alien Costume Contest. Let’s observe.
nah… he’s a member of the Blue Man Group.
Or a rare Smurf-human hybrid?
In other news, the ‘hot topic’ for the year has hit 2,337 posts.
The year is a whopping 9 days old, but I figure it’ll be difficult to top that record. I also !mag!ne that that Fail will continue to get posts well into next year.
In other other news, my cat has decided to fall asleep on top of my 7 foot high wardrobe
That’s weird, usually they prefer to sleep in the high traffic areas of any given house.
Well, she’s weird.
We had one that liked to sleep – leopard-like – in the fan-light window above a doorway, reached via built-in cupboards. Did no harm to the life-count: she made twenty-three.
Like the 3rd stair step from the top, where my kitty likes to stretch out.
And it just too damn funny, because they are all arguing crazy points of view, and just absurd ideologies. Because as everyone with half a brain knows, the Universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. And the end of time will come in what is known as “The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief”
The only civilization to have invented the underarm deodorant before the wheel. Now that is to be respected.
i lol’d
Oh, yeah? Well, I rofl’d.
Huh, yeah? Well, I lmao’d!
And I had a beer in your honor.
It’s not a drunk fail, it’s only Lady Gaga taking a nap.
*snork*
Hats off to you, sir.
You rank among those avatarless occasionals who make my day.
She’s really let herself go, hasn’t she?
That implies that she was saner at some point, BFF.
Which she wasn’t.
To wake ‘er up, poke ‘er face?
If it’s the same berg, they’ve been here as long as me if not longer I think.
Same berg! Long time no see!
I was thinking I recognized that purple-berg!
its funny if he need too pee
Note the guy in the corner of the pic with his arms behind his head, probably waiting for the poor fool to wake up.
I’d tape that.
It’s Plava Laguna from the Fifth Element!
Did you say cocoon?
Any second now the big blue plastic spider will arrive and liquify his insides. Before sucking them out through a garden hose.
It looks like Lady Gaga!
That’s not down to drunkeness, he’s gonna be a butterfly when he gets out of that cocoon.
This is why I never fall asleep around white people.
Because you’re afraid of turning blue?
Only when I’m up on Eiffel.
65
Lool i have a girlfriend and she is so blue…. classic
Is she Lady Gaga?
gaga makes me wanna gag… plus, she don’t have no blue corvette in her driveway.
Did he die?
It’s a Mukip! Awesome!
AVATAR(D) !
He’s going to turn into a butterfly.
WARNING!!
Shameless self promotion above!
WARNING!!
Warning above!
at least it ain’t taking pictures of itself in the bathroom.
Awwww, I knew I left my duct tape somewhere
I think you’re gonna need a new roll.
lmfao.. Someone is a hard core sleeper
Why blue tape?
because he’s blue. and hungover, too.
One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from a huge bender, he found that he had been transformed into a ginormous blue insect.
Kafka ref FTW!
I thought he was Lady Gaga
No way he was that drunk
Never under estimate just how drunk someone can get.
they like to keep things under wraps.
|the kid|
let me guess…
he is your roomate
hmmmmmm…
And that was the end of his career as an alcoholic. However, it signalled the start of an entirely new and far more enjoyable career as a Paramecium.
I would love to see a video of this guy regaining his, um, consciousness, and composure!
poor guy.. waking up like that
the aliens from drunkard IV got him
Its an avatar !
Lady Gaga settles in for the NFL playoffs.
lady gaga.
we know what lady gaga will be wearing for her next public appearance.
The best part: He’s holding a perfect push-up mechanism as seen on TV…
give it three hours when he wakes up and has to pee……thats a fail just waiting to happen
Totally Looks Alike LADY GAGA!
That must have some New Years Eve party!!
Looks like some weird kind of fetish.
They should have used duct tape!! woulda been better!
D
am i the only one who noticed he is holding a perfect pushup? xD
I wish I was there when he woke up..
Lookin’ good, lady gaga.
Soon he will be a butterfly
SPOON!
He looks like the tick.
oooh! so thats how Na’vi are born
I for one welcome our Na’vi overlords.
sonic the drunk hog
Hey Look!! Lady Gaga in Blue!
Avatard
This is what happens when you let a smurf eat after midnight… ROFL! (two perfect eighties movie references in one!)
It looks like an ugly and drunk murloc
Good point. I forgot about that aspect of parties. I guess it’s been a while since I’ve been to that particular type of party.
Blue waffle anyone?
And in 2 weeks it will metamorphasise into a beautiful butterfly!
they should of duct taped him to the wall that would be cool
thats some strait jacket!
Diary Entry: 4
Specimen: 209 is evolving. But it may have episodes of sub-psychotic rage when it awakens. And how easily it escape from its cocoon the soon we can tell how intelligent it may be. Until then I will keep playing Nyan Cat: Lost In Space.
Diary Entry:4 End