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u there?
ready for sentancing!
*cringe
*puts on robe and wizard hat*
HARRRRRR
Eeek! A mouse wizard!
Use the Mystic Cheese of Chedder!
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
What a friend we have in Cheeses.
Wow, that was epic
C-c-c-combo breaker!!!
He leads me down the paths of lactose tolerance, I shall fear no gouda.
Rhinoceroses don’t wear shirts.
you wanna be my mommy?
Eat my ass
you gay!
So I pull out my magic wand…
from ur ass
lollers…
Sentance isn’t a word.
No, but it is a quote.
The last sentence was still wrong “Are youR horny?” – but I guess the “You” person was being kind
The “You” person is a hypocrite. She began with “rawr” which, last time I checked, is not a word.
Dude. Not only that but the “You” person never capitalized any of their sentences. O.o
and they said “sentance” instead of “sentence”
So, at least she spelled the words right and used quotations, hey, its the internet relationships are based of lies. ^^
Actually, it’s a common internet greeting these days
I get greeted by “rawr” quite a lot, both by friends and strangers.
The first few times I wondered what the heck they were growling at me for, but now I just say “hi”
thank you Captain Internet. we inane vagabonds need your worldly knowledge in order to traverse this wild thing which we cannot even begin to understand. i think i can speak for everyone when i say that we are greatly humbled and grateful for your help and advice.
Rawr is a greeting? I thought it is the internet form of roar; something to use when you want to charge onto the field of battle (football field or world of warcraft battle screen for most of you folks)
Do not underestimate the flexible usage of the Rawr.
u r a muff muncher
Hey, “rawr” is perfectly valid onomatopoeia.
Rawr grawr argh gnarrrr rawwwwwf ruff ruff rawr!!
WHAT did you say about my mother?
He said he’s doing your mom.
Doin ya mom, doin doin ya mom. You know we straight doin ya mom.
I think they only wanted to criticize ‘Stranger’s’ grammar because Stranger was a creeper.
agreed my good sir.
It’s an onomatopoeia! It counts!
I am here
r I frist
*spanks*
I deserve that sentance.
almost there!
are your horny——–>?
Where’s that capital letter???
Caught on the horns of a dilemma.
English grammar teachers make me horny.
Illiterate strangers does it for me.
*tries to write something funny*
*is illiterate*
*can’t write anything*
*runs away in despair*
You can’t be illiterate or dyslexic if you can spell them.
Unless you have a split personality which has a mental disorder?
But, but … I really want to be lisdexyc and itlilarete.
You can be anything when you put your mind to it! I’m psychotic penguin!
You have a lesson at 2:30.
I will be there, with my notebook and pencil.
Your pen is required as well.
You’ll need your pen for the goat you received below.
*writes name on goat*
V V
Great Horny Toads!
I didn’t know toads were so skilled.
It looks like he wrote “Are your horny?”
Well, it’s close enough. Do you honestly think he was ever going to emit a grammatically correct sentence?
Don’t you just love these guys? Ruin the internet for females… It’s like wandering around the seedy part of town at night.
Oh yeah!
Besides the fact that she was contradicting herself with every sentance she laid down
But Stranger didn’t notice, so the joke’s on him.
He did, and mine are, but the doctor gave me some cream.
Ah, but looks are deceiving.
It looks like he was typing with one hand.
*ducks and covers*
Good call! You don’t want google in your facebook!
*twitters*
Indeed. You try that with a woman they’ll be telling you they need more myspace soon.
So I just stumbledupon this conversation. What are we talking about?
Holy s**t, epic.
Ducks and covers
is what here hovers
The ducks have wings
the covers have stings
and never shall they be
good lovers
Some people kind of like the stings.
Not you, though.
He did.
Four simultaneous replies, I believe we have a record!
should we write to Guinness…..or just drink it?
Hold on…..failblog..Guinness book of records….bad plan.
Let’s Rickroll them! (again)
Do they not hate us enough?
Let’s try to set a new record!
*SQUEEZES AND HIGH FIVES*
*PRINTSCREEN*
This was hilarious! However, she spelled “sentence” wrong. Thus, her point of correcting the perv’s grammar is ruined by her poor spelling
She was asking to be disciplined.
So, let’s start over. You go ‘rawr’.
rawr
u male or female
female
u horny
*passes goat to Czuhc*
was that a question?
No, that was a statement of intended action.
is this a question
If this is an answer.
Ahem.
*tapping foot*
*waiting for goat*
*leads small goat over to Czuhc amidst much bleating*
His name is Clive, treat him well.
Someone call Granny… oh wait, you said goat. My bad!
This goat has my name on it!
You just wrote on it ^^^.
Did you have to use a Sharpie though?
Czuhc?
Butt seriously, it was in need of some help in the eyebrow department.
Goats are supposed to be hairy……
I see that set of clippers behind your back you know.
Try one of these ——> ?
Nope, I tried ? and it didn’t add any pleasure at all.
spelt?
Plus, the lady responded to “u male or female”, but not “u horny”. What gives? She kind of ended up looking like the one who failed here………….
Plus she didn’t use capitals
Or periods.
Although period may have been part of the issue.
Great, now there pulling full ads like myspace. Give it a rest.
No one said you have to look at them.
use firefox with the noscript plugin, then you wont have to look at ads (shh, its a secret)
too bad the douche bag correcting the internet predator can’t spell either, how about sentence and not sentance… lmao
R u stoopid? lol
R U FAILLING?
almost there…
RAWR!!!!
Was that a question?
No. I has been diconnected
diconnected = horny?
yea´
Are we there yet? I wanna be there!
Yes, you are there. I am still here, though.
No no. I’m here, you’re there!
*Sesame street déja vu*
One of these pervs are doing their own thing, one of these pervs are not the same…
Then I win!!
But now you have disconnected.
You’re not in Jamaica and you’re not in Spain, so you must be somewhere else. If you’re somewhere else, you cannot be here!
Just sayin’
If he’s not in Spain, who was that man in bed last night? Uh oh…
That’s neither here nor there!
Why does it say “You” and “Stranger” ? Are nicknames prohibited there?
The nicknames are Horny and Rawr.
I have a horny, it keeps charging people to touch it.
can I touch it too?
It is knobbly.
I expecvted that. How much does it charge?
How much discharge?
Blimey are you speaking written Latin there!
4 cinnamon rolls and a gecko.
What can I get for half a Ritz cracker and some pocket lint?
Toenail?
Hmm. I’m almost sold, but I have a couple of questions. Big toe or one of the little ones? And whole nail or just a clipping?
If it were a whole cracker…big toe, but for half you get a smaller one. As for toenail clippings, I would never do that to someone!
Got a gram cracker here. What’s my bid worth?
You wanna touch my puppy little werebunny?
*tounch*
Omegle is an anonymous one-to-one chat service. You get connected to a random stranger and that’s it.
If they’re all strangers, how do we know they’re really random?
I would say more. If they are all random, how do we know they are really strangers?
Well, it says “stranger”. Unless it’s “you”.
*Performs 10 pages of probability calculations*
*Visits a conference on the topic as a guest of honor*
*Gives speech on the subject in front of the UN Assembly*
*Becomes honorary professor at MIT*
And the answer is… We have a high probability of not knowing the probability of random people not being strangers in 42% of the possible scenarios.
The idea of Omegle is anonymous chat – you see only what the person you’re connected with says, which could be a pack of lies.
Win? Id say Stranger won, because he got the grammar nazi to leave…
♪ You may never understand
How the stranger is inspired ♪
♪ Some are satin some are steel
Some are silk and some are leather
They’re the faces of the stranger
But we love to try them on ♪
Oh here’s to my sweet Satan.
The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is Satan.
He will give those with him 666.
There was a little tool shed where he made us suffer, sad Satan
this is what you hear when you play that song backwards
Nailed it.
Ah, I see you’ve been there yourself.
third comment eaten!
Nomnomnomnomnom.
awwww *squeeze*
Were they sentances?
whats her excuse then?
Fourth comment eaten!
*puzzled*
Crossword?
Hug with seven letters?
*embrace*
Almost there!
Special hug?
c-o-p-u-l-a-t…
ah bugger!
Bugger only has 6 letters.
Not when I am in it…
bugmissdizger. She has a point.
*buggers*
Are we getting our Scrabble practice in now?
*wankles*
Wow! Very rarely do one of these fails make me truly LOL, but this one did. And now I have coffee on my screen, gee thanks XD
*claps*
Was the “You” person one of the failpeeps? We seem to find proper grammar sexy too.
r u sure it wz kofy ……
R u sure it was cofee ….
Are you sure it was coffee?
O.O
Hahahahahahahha. omg. i love it.
Superb FAIL with the spelling of sentence.
First rule of being sarcastic, make sure you’re right.
Also, the “winner” never uses capitalization, only twice uses ending punctuation, and as often as not, fails to use complete sentences, all while demanding these things from a stranger. Hypocrite.
Plus, she oh-so-humbly decided not only to preserve the evidence of her cleverness, but also to share it with the world. Egotist.
Still, she got the ‘tard to stop using letters to represent words, if even for only a moment. Philanthropist.
Her own errors not withstanding, this was still LOL funny.
r u horny?
she spelt sentence wrong, so she also failed..
Agreed!
Fail for being so desperate to talk to people to go to a chatroom and talk with random strangers?
I love it
u rules xD
lats time i checked RAWR wasnt a sentance too
i think this comment speaks for itself in regards to your stupidity. please L2grammar.
This is epic win!!
She made one mistake, though! It’s “sentence” not “sentance”.
Irony…”sentance” is not a word, nor is “female” a sentence, dipshit. At least do it right.
….ok that was uncalled for. Sorry.
Gramar Win
Funny. But whoever that person is needs to have a look at thier own spelling. They shouldn’t really have ago at someone who can’t write out a sentEnce, if they can’t spell them.
GRAMMAR NAZI
Um … point missed?
I don’t think she was a grammar nazi so much as ruining his “pickup line”
LOL, this is supreme WIN.
LMFAO PMSL I would soooooo do that
100 bucks says that that the /b/ was behind this
lol i dont think this can be faked, cuz you need to be random strangers ha ah
“Fail for being so desperate to talk to people to go to a chatroom and talk with random strangers?”
I actually use it for inspiration for writing. You come across some interesting (insane) characters and completely random conversation.
Yep, some of my best stories have started out as random snippets of conversation with total strangers
(usually on the bus or at the shops, but the point remains LOL)
It’s good to know proper grammer.
Haha, look at me trying to state something and made a mistake. (Let me try again.)
It’s good to know proper grammar.
It is good to know you too!
Oh, you.
http://www.flamewarriors.com/warriorshtm/grammarian.htm
I’m fairly certain I know who was the “you” person in this conversation. That person loves doing this with trolls and messing with their minds. It’s hilarious to think what must have been going through “horny’s” mind during this exchange! (Not much, perhaps?)
You sounds like an arrogant vixen harpy who thinks she is superior to others because she takes the time to add punctuation.
Well, if you read the chat a little more carefully you’ll see that I didn’t actually use much punctuation at all there
As a few people have said, I was just poking fun at the person who was obviously just in there for cyber.
“poking”? … But, he never got the cyber-poke he was after!
“Sentence” fail.
Wow. He got bloody owned!
I guess my comment was too long to get approved. Anyway, that’s my conversation and I have no idea how it got here – only showed it to three people! But I deserve getting slaughtered for ‘sentance’, heh. Oops.
Somehow I doubt that the “you” is you…..seeing as how it’s me.
Though, thanks for agreeing to take the grief for “Sentance”
Why would I pretend that it’s me if it isn’t, when most of the comments are derogatory towards me and not the ‘horny guy’?
Though you’re going a long way towards demonstrating the commonly freakish behaviour of internet users – one of the reasons I sometimes hop into Omegle in the first place.
Sorry, that (-) is an en dash and not an em dash, which denotes a parenthetical thought, such as the latter half of your sentence. An em dash being used in this way requires no spaces between the words and the dash, and in the event where an em dash cannot be employed easily or at all, double en dashes (–) can be used in place of an em dash.
You need to go to grammar Nazi school.
Actually, Mr Picky-Pants (see what I did there?) The en dash is incorrect not because it lacks spaces but because it is used in denoting ranges (10-12) and relationships (Alpha-Bravo). Do you know how many grammatical errors were in Eats, Shoots and Leaves? Lots. I guess I’ll see you in grammar Nazi school
Where do I sign up?
That is just epic… xD
this is possibly the funniest thing i have seen since i have been born…
oh boy… grammar police…
Self-proclaimed grammar Nazis should probably learn how to spell ‘sentence’ correctly.
Had I known it was going to be submitted to the harsh justice of failblog users I would have made more of an effort
Cardinal rule of correcting grammar on the internets: you will totally frak up your grammar or your spelling at least once in the course of critiquing someone else’s.
Of course. Otherwise known as Sod’s Law. Still, I’m not half as brutal as some of these people and in that I take comfort
Aw man, he phaled it just when he shouldn’t xD
Lmfao. This is why smart guys don’t get laid
Way to annoy those horny girls. A bit evil though. Anyhow, made me laugh.
Haha. I guess I just assumed the ‘stranger’ to be a man since I’m a woman.
“r u horny” sounds more like something a girl would say, but I dunno.
…
…
…
u horny
OMG!! TOTALLY REMEMBER THIS!!!! ONE DAY MY COUSIN TOLD ME 2 GO 2 THIS SITE AND I WENT THERE AND I GOT IN THIS CONVERSATION!!! I WAS THE STRANGER!! (but i never knew that the other guy posted this on failblog……)
If it is you – then I’m not a guy, and I didn’t post it on failblog myself, hehe. Still don’t know how it got here.
‘sentance’? You also fail.
…and I fail for not noticing it was already pointed out 10000246246 times above.
Fails all round!
ah, good old omegle, producing fail for many years
Thats not a real person its an ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity), a chat bot
Omegle is full of bots, but that was not one. I know because I have done AIML scripting before. But anyway, nice attempt at a chat version of the old “Fake, they Photoshopped it!” ploy.
IS ANYONE IN HER MALE OF FEMALE
Self made fails don’t count, 1′d
It’s “sentence” not “sentance”.
If you’re going to try and make someone look like an arse then learn how to spell yourself.
I could argue that if you’re going to tell someone off for something, check first that said argument isn’t redundant from having been brought up multiple times already… Anyway, the objective wasn’t to make them look like an arse. I was just having some fun. A concept possibly beyond you.
Heh heh-funny stuff!
However there was fail within fail (and in the comments)-there is NO ‘a’ in “sentence” people.
WOW! I live in the same town that the creator of Omegle lives in!
anyone for a dirty weekend!!
holy shit!!!!! i was going through fail blog when i saw this and remembered it looked kinda familiar, then i realized that my friend sent this to me going like ‘haha hey i went on omegle like you said and this weird perve kep asking me if i was horny” lol my friend is the ‘you’ person
Haha, no. I’m pretty sure I don’t know you, and I’m the ‘you’ in that conversation. But then every other person on Omegle starts the chat with either ‘asl’ or ‘r u horny’.
Do you know how often this happens on Omegle? I doubt it was your friend, unless your friend is WelshPixie, who has openly admitted to it being her.
Who wants to know how hard I lol’d?
u spelt sentence wrong
Owned.
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Definitely one of the best Sarkasm Wins! xD
I like how the Stranger has to capitalize his sentence yet the chick doesn’t and she complains about his poor grammar.
Lol i like how she just makes him type his question properly and then just slams NO in his face LOL
EPIC WIN!
it might have been brought up already as i can’t be bothered to read all 200+ comments but, this is a cleverness fail to me as “sentence’ is spelled wrong and i’ll even disregard capitalization…
Now that is a perfect example of a hard-core grammar nazi.
Even the last attempt was not correct (“Are your horny?”). Total fail-your!
OMGG THIS WAS MY CONVO ON CHAT ROULETTE! WTHHH HOW THIS GET ON HERE!
r u horny?
supposedly in Germany, “Rawr” is a sex sound.
no idea if it’s true, but if it is…
LOL.
Fail at the end; “Are your horny?”
wow, i want that woman. R U HORNY? oh sh*t……
i wont 2 b in love
it will be sweet
sjom mir
ghhj
rules xD
HE HE HE !!!
BEST. WIN. EVER
don’t to talk to stranger specially if she s not horny.,haha
What a great move! the stranger is really a big fail.
Knowledge in order to traverse this wild thing which we cannot even begin to understand. i think i can speak for everyone when i say that we are greatly humbled ..
hahaha, great great great!
woooooow! this site is so cool!!!
LOL, are you horny? No!
no no nooo
haha, no no!
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HAHHA. Omegle is such a joke.
Are you horny? LOL!!!
so typical…
hehe amazing funny article
EPIC WIN! LOL hehehe
hahaha, NICE! love these kind of chats
is this real or fake?
LOL.
LoL! Way to put the perv in his place with proper grammar…
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hey, this is not so interesting! you can see this every day! LOL.
unfortunately, it is true :/
hahaha, funny
love it!
hahaha, great!!