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If only he had a belt. But they are hard to come by.
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That is NOT what you want to see when you sit down to waste some time whilst having lunch. Well, it’ll help keep me to my diet plans.
I am not eating again. Ever.
Ya know, Fluff – we should use this pic! It could be very helpful!
Nah, might increase the rate of anorexia and PTSD cases.
He can still inhale food
looks like to seal flippers clapping.
It looks like an elephant on tiptoes.
looks like his asshole just swallowed a lemon
You sir, madam, other, have just won one thousand internets. Feel free to distribute them accordingly.
looks like a fat guy letting it all hang out and i mean ALL of it
Epic FAIL!!
This might just be one of the funniest comments I have ever read.
the world would have better use of anorexia people than fatties that eats for whole african families alone :p
It’s already working…
No need to work out today…no caloric intake…
Nice case of toilet seat ass…it takes years of camping on the throne to get it that toned, well done!
Eye bleach! Fast!
It cannot be unseen!
I read that there can be a surgery that removes neurons that store bad memories. It worked for rats… I’m gonna be first one in line! *runsaway*
Oh ye gods!
It’s ten in the morning here and I already need a drink.
*Breaks out the cheap stuff*
+1 Internets for you!
There isn’t enough in the world!
I like how he coordinated his hat with his outfit.
Looks like some kind of alien pincer arrangment.
Crack is the new cleavage.
Meth is the new pantyline?
First!
Nope.
FIRST FAIL!
*vomits*
Still more attractive than that photo up there.
*snork!*
In the words of our immortal Moomin: “Blaaargh!”
*Drinks more*
Tilt your head sideways and stare at it for a while and like a cloud it will seem to turn itno something else.
You bastard! Now it looks like a penis!
Uhh just kidding
Wth is wrong with his bum
So yellow is out this winter?
Definitely. He would be so much more attractive if his ensemble was hot pink.
You are not helping Fluffy.
*Continues binge drinking*
No, pasty fat butt is though.
And the failblog diet works its magic yet again.
*starts massaging *
Wagyu, anyone?
No thanks Czuhc, I’ll stick to the Beefeaters for now.
*Starts another bottle*
It took you 6 minutes to finish a bottle?
*minivomits in mouth*
thinkin one of the teletubbies has really let himself go..
Be glad he didn’t show his tinky winky!
i think hes already showing his po..
His laa-laa is showing.
And he’s prompted Marius to get a little dipsy.
Junk male.
You would never be able to see his tin…..I am not saying that…..buried in all of that fat.
Every time, it happens every time i sit down with something to, will some one please pass the eye bleach and the mind bleach…………… thanks
… and therapy. *gags*
Heavy drinking recommended.
that is “the yellow man”, a well-known character that travels around most festivals in Sweden every summer! Delighted to see he has finally reached failblog!
i knew a guy that wore orange all the time, because he got tired of wearing green. Maybe theyre relatives
Donald Trump wears his orange face all the time. Perhaps he’s also in their exclusive club.
Don’t forget the squirrel on his head.
Ima thinkin that you cannot call that wearing clothes.
Despite his apperance he’s a really nice fellow. And yes, this yellow outfit is for his character “gula gubben” (yellow man). I’ve seen him out of this character, in regular clothes, not really failblog-worthy then….
I’m looking forward to meet gula gubben during summer 2010!
Well, I guess he’ll make his usual appearance at Arvikafestivalen.
That’s funny. I was going to say “He looks Danish”.
No no no. I think you meant he’s had every danish from the buffet. *nod nod*
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your…….
*thinks “the yellow jello man” is a more suited name…
waka-waka
Is he taking a picture of the baby?
No no, my mistake. He’s texting his fellow yellow friend who has his phone ready in anticipation.
Wow.
Ohh wow.. ultimate builder’s bum!
NOOOO *runs eye first into wall*
Too sexy for his pants.
Yesh, tat girrrl lush purty good.
*Drinks more*
I mean, really? Someone should really show that guy this picture….seriously :\
He’s been sent the URL
When life hands you lemons, this is not what you do…
H… Truth in Revolt you say, Failblog? I see…
Kill Bill ¬¬
I call fake.. Nobody ass is that disgusting.
Well, now we know what butt-ugly really means.
In your dreams, I’ve seen him live several times at festivals in sweden. He’s underground famous as you can read all over this thread. Image google “gula gubben” and see him in lots of pictures.
I shall remeber that the next time I need to throw up.
PUT A KEEP ARE YOU (trocadalho)
“I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung”
That man doesn’t seem to have too big of a butt actually, just that his waist is wide.
It is so weird how his butt is smaller than his fat waist.
I concur. I also believe he’s holding a baby in there.
I cannot seem to stair at it long enough to judge his butt.
This gives camel toe a whole new meaning.
Ekelig, diese fetten Amerikaner!
He is from Sweden….
Sorry, this dude is 100% swedish and nothing else. Seen him, talked to him bought his demo tape.
Demo tape?!?!?
*runs headfirst into tree*
Demo tape?!?!?
*bruises knuckles on head*
I can’t really make out if it’s Björn or Benny.
Uhh, considering that’s a German Oktoberfest-style beer bench, my money’s on a deutsche Nationalität. Yeah, that´s right, there are fat Europeans too.
Read the thread dude. He’s swedish and rather well known.
The fat American joke is getting old.
But it’s funny because it’s true! The mother ofa friend of mine runs a hotel i Sweden and several times they had to refer Americans elsewhere because of their inability to accommodate their massive bodies because of limitations of doorways and weight limits on beds and such.
I think we’ve heard it so many unoriginal times though that we’re desensitized to it now, much like the Brits are for their lack of dental maintenance, the Welsh are for sheep relations, the Irish for being drunks, the Italians for being hairy, the French for being rude and smelly, the Canadians for being Candian, etc…
LOL! @ Canadians for being Canadian
What are we known for?
Absolutely nothing. Nobody knows you at all.
Being psychotic hockey fans and having MUCH better taste in beer.
For being Candian.
That’s how we know you’re Canadian.
Maple syrup.
I guess he got a bombastic message ..
Here’s some more:
http://www.google.se/search?q=gula+gubben
Here is his website http://www.gulagubben.cjb.net/ or for you non swedish types http://translate.google.se/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=sv&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gulagubben.cjb.net%2F&sl=sv&tl=en
Also google images search for “gula gubben” to see more amazing pics of this epic win/fail emulsion.
His entire bottom is thinner than his top. I new a woman like that.
im just spilting at the seams to see who hes texting.
Problably the around swedish festivals infamous “bajsmannen” (the poop man). A legendary unsuperhero that kocks over porta pottys and lounges in the outpourings, throws poop at people and sports amazing poop crusted dreadlocks.
No, bajsmannen is a different character altogether
read the comment i responded to again genius.
He has heart problems!
his heart is the least of his problems…
People with small bums tend to have heart problems.
help! i need a mindbleech!
hands over mind bleach
At first I just saw the top of the pic and I was like “uhhh >,>” and then I scrolled down T_T… terrible
There should be a warning … “DO NOT SCROLL DOWN!!!”.
http://video.google.se/videosearch?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=sv&q=gula+gubben&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=wS5HS8uCCIj64Aa0uNyMAw&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&ct=title&resnum=10&ved=0CCoQqwQwCQ#
Woot! It’s the The Yellow man or Gula Gubben as he is called in Sweden… he’s a big part of swedish festival culture
This picture could single-handedly ensure that millions of people keep their New Year’s resolutions.
I think he’s clenching.
How can you tell? Granny would know.
Trying to stop that turtle-head from poking any farther out.
“i like big butts and i can not lie!”
That sexy chat girl you’ve been wondering about? Well, this is ‘her’ at work.
lol- barf- mind bleach whos got it
I got knuckles, *hits self in head again*.
Big Bird’s gay uncle.
You know he can feel it. He’s airing it out.
*runs frantically for the brain bleach*
Some things cannot be unseen!!!
*offers Ms B some mental floss*
All forms of bleaching available here.
Mind bleach
Eye bleach
and Bum bleach on special today only!
I thought friends didn’t offer friends anal bleaching?
In Lieu of the fail……?
haha! This guy is underground-famous here in Sweden! He hangs around festivals with his guitar and always wear this outfit! Hi’s nicknamed “Gula Gubben” (Yellow Man)
That yellow cap really is a fashion fail.
Yeah, it’s the CAP that’s the problem here.
Well, the Man in the Yellow Hat has sure let himself go. Poor George.
It looks like it tasted some lemon.
His awesome yellow suit fit before he ate that entire class of kindergarteners…
His butt has a butt.
HOLY CRACK!!
I do not want to think about his hole thank you.
You’re so cute when you’re cheeky!
Drinking might be the right idea. Bottoms up!
But… butt butt…
diminished glutes!
famished cheeks!
He should borrow Hank’s orthotics.
The fail-diet works again.
Thank FAIL Blog. I was eating when I open the page. Now my food is all over the screen.
The trick is to close ones mouth whilst nomming.
Don’t judge! Nothing wrong with airing ones keister.
*Stumbles though picture*
*Mails letter*
*Drinks*
*Knocks self in head yet one more time*
WTF. THAT’S JUST…..*shudders*
My Eyes!! My Eyes!!!
“If only he had a belt”? God, how stupid is that? Belts are for when your pants are TOO BIG. These pants are TOO SMALL.
Caption FAIL!
Lance Armstrong in 20 years.
That butt cracks me up!
Eye bleach plz
gives out more Eye bleach
Is that Kevin from Top Chef, from this season?
his buttocks remind me of Homer’s mouth.
The first thought I had was, “His butt looks like a cooter!”
So much fat, so little ass.
OMG MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSS
my eyes that not a fail that a catastrophe! i he farts he shits on you.
This guy is actually sort of famous in SWeden. He travels to every festival where he hangs out with young chicks and everyone buys him booze since he is famous. It’s kind of a gimmick. He’s called “Gula Gubben” which means “the Yellow man”
I know a guy who can make him a belt! He makes them out of whole elk-hides and cuts them to length. When I asked him how long they were he said, “As long as a dead elk.”
But to tell the truth I don’t think a belt is a problem. He needs overalls.
Dude, “Gula Gubben” is epic! Believe it or not, but he’s a really good poet and is one of Swedens best slampoets. I’ve never heard someone improve rhyme as good as him (rappers can just go blow their noses or something)!
this pic needs to come with mind bleech…in epic quantities
eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!
Holy cow, this is a good one. The briefcase is far out. Can you guys believe the _size_ of that thing? Someone should tell him about soft-side messenger bags.
And people wonder why the chinese are censorizing the internet?
This is one of the few cases where I think censorship is a fantastic idea.
What would Failblog be without Americans?
Wow!
Such biting commentary!
Now, maybe you should read the 87 or so previous comments that mention this guy being a Swedish festival phenomenon.
It would be less people saying, “Hey, trying reading the other comments next time so you won’t look so stupid!”
I think that’s what they saw on the ship in “Event Horizon”
You don’t need eyes to see where we’re going.
I belive that this is what they call a “Blue moon”.You know-when theres a full moon for an unusualy long period of time…I guess it isnt unsual for him…
Live Strong!
It’s pretty bad when your butt looks like a camel toe………
Reminds me of King of the Hill when Hank had to get fake butt cheeks. Aint got no ass at all.
shall we flick nuts down the butt crack from hell! ,i have plenty of mind and eye bleach if anyone needs, [ drinks wine to forget]
GAAAAHHHHHHHH, my eyes, my EYEEES!!!1
dont worry have some eye bleach
Just great. Another day I’ll have to explain why I’m drunk by 1pm.
How can someone that NOT have an ass?
If you look closely at it, it almost looks angry, as if bitter about something.
It’s actually a Swedish comedian called Geta Lööf. Google the name – he’s got an article on the Swedish Wikipedia.
Lance Armstrong fail?
Ahhh… it’s a buttgina!!!
This guy is famous in Sweden where he attends all the festivals…. Wait, did eighteen people already mention this?
Yes, but worth stating again since people seem to keep missing that fact.
We Americans liiike bashing famous people. Gotta keep em from getting to big for thier britches you know what I mean?
Yeee.. Gula gubben! “”The yellow man for you that dont understand Swedish”
He is not fail, he is awsome, but he could need a new yellow suit.
OH MY GOD! MY EYES ARE ON FIRE! IT”S LOOKS LIKE A WALRUS BEING EATEN BY A BANANA!
Epic description.
Having worked in many nursing homes and hospitals I’ve seen a lot of butts. I still think the top of his torso was photo shopped to the bottom of another torso. My reasoning would be the lack of the top of the butt crack, without a roll of fat going over it. It’s simply to smooth of a transition from one body type to another. Regardless of whether or not it was, his crack was showing in the original picture, too. It just probably wasn’t as gross as this one was. Just saying, you know? Also, although the population of America is growing heavier, there is no other place on earth as young as the USA, that has come as far as we have, in as short of a period of time.
As you could learn if read all the comments, this guy is no ‘shop. He is a reoccurring “character” in Swedish music festival called “gula gubben” (the yellow man) and he looks like that. Numerous instanses of links to his website have been posted and links to Google image search as well so for you to sit there and speculate about ‘shops without reading the rest of the comments is nothing short of an epic fail and also really retarded.
Derek = ew.
This photo = ew.
+ FAIL / LMAO.
Banana splits anyone?
You just ruined banana splits for me.
The perfect antidote to “Cute Overload”.
beluga whale mouth ass fail
Holy Sh*t !!! After I threw up in my mouth a little, I thought, Oh how sad the guys obviously homeless and can’t get any other clothes. Then I noticed the cell phone. WTF do homeless people have cell phones now. I have seen plenty of 2 and 3 year old kids with em so, I guess it’s possible.
Read the rest of the comments you epic fail retard.
Read? What’s THAT mean? It’s more fun to look at a picture, draw my own retarded conclusions, and spew out some half-assed comment even though the photo’s been explained at least two dozen times.
Do as you please, but then you’ll have to put up with know-it-all’s like me calling you a retard.
You do know I was agreeing with you and mocking the idiots who don’t read first before posting, right?
Obviously I myself failed to notice the difference in user names. My apologies.
Buster and Why?
I’m so sorry I insulted a member of your disturbing love triangle. Now when you two are done blowing this dude tonight, do you think you can do me a favor and ask him to please go hang himself? He is waste of flesh and there are starving children in the world. It would be a nice bonus if you three would make some kind of queer three way suicide pact. I think that would brighten my day just a little, and you two little homos don’t be afraid to use your real names.
If you get some penicillin from the doctor, it wont sting as much as much when you pee sweatheart.
Calling someone gay does not magically make all the stupid go away from your faulty brain.
And also shit-for-brains, Buster is my given name, what about it?
See? He does know how to read the comments. No excuses next time, Ian!
Theres… a… MOOOOOON out tonighhhhhht…
What happened to his ass?
its good to know that his college clothes still fit
I have met this man 2 times!! He comes from sweden and call himself “Gula Gubben” thats “yellow man”. He use to be on different music-festivals in Sweden. He have a suitcase with a lots of stuff like wigs and funny small instruments. The picture must be from some festival and he got his brown suitcase with stuff on the table. Hes a little bit scary but funny, and the time i met him he got his pants more… correct
Fail not to read the other comments, seems like more peps from swede already noticed
This guy is from Sweden!
Every year he´s a mascot in different musicfestivals around the country!
He´s called “The Yellow Man” (Gula Gubben)
…I never want to see this picture again. *adblocks*
looks like his ass has imploded
OK, yes, it’s a fashion fail.
But not everyone can afford an iPhone.
Best. Comment. Ever.
DON”T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT!
I’ve actually met this guy:D
He’s from Sweden and is called Gula Gubben (The Yellow Man) and visits music festivals to show cheap magic tricks and scam people for money:)
Dude needs to relax. I’ve never been so tense that my butt’s been THAT puckered up.
what on earth is wrong with his butt!?!?!? it’s concave!!!
Is it possible to un-see things?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *spontaneously combusts*
Lol he has a vagina butt
Ya know… my gf was just at my house, and I was happy. She had to go, so I ate a burger, and it was tasty. It kept me happy. I saw this, and I am disappoint.
at first i felt bad for him… like ” Oh, he’s poor.. even his pants are ripped” Then i noticed his phone is better than mine..
So, “that chat girl” on the iphone is actually this Swedish fellow. Okay, I puked.
AW. MAH. GAWSH. o.0
….. somebody…kill me now… I have suffered a fate worse than death by looking at this.
IIII’MMMMM BBBLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
GULA GUBBEN!!!!!!!!!! xD HAHAHAHA!
He’s the man!
Okay, I did NOT need to see this…Ugh
This dude is a legend in Sweden, he’s called “Gula Gubben” which can be translated into “The Yellow Man”. He’s always at all the music festivals in Sweden and yes, he creeps me out.
Looks like a big camel toe
Looks like Pac Man ate about 10,000 to many power pellets in his later years….
Peter Ludolf?!
I don’t know what’s worse–that the guy can’t afford pants that fit, that someone felt compelled to take his photo, or that we are commenting on it. By the way, Canadians are known for their “smiling niceness–” from the words of another Canadian, Robtson Davies.
YEah. Gula gubben!!
As said before, this is the Yellow Man from Sweden. He is an awesome entertainer and last year when I visited a festival he performed in our tent toghether with his son who is now “bodybuilding” to become fit like him!
Is this the Swedish guy who calls himself Gula Gubben AKA “Yellow Man”? Does anybody know???
this pic already was in vice 2 years ago, cmon
fail by hesburger
Holy shit! i met this dude on sweden rock festival 07
his name is gula gubben, google it!
yummy
I shouldn’t be looking that hard, but I am weirded out by his butt crack! I mean, he should have a HUGE butt given his huge waist/back. But no, tiny, flat little butt. Weird.
Am I the only one who is observing that guys A$$ in the shape of woman’s V
No, sadly I noticed it too….
I think this is disgusting,,,, not the poor homeless man that everyone is laughing at , but all the ones laughing at the expense of another human being in dire staights.
why is someone who is fat more worthy of nasty comments than an axe murderer or child molester?
All of you have given me even less reason to believe that the human race even has a chance at any dignity left in the world.
The guy is neither poor nor homeless, quite a funny guy and a good poet and had his own column in the local newspaper in Varberg. It’s just the way he is
His ass has become a fat woman’s vagina. Please pass the eye bleach.
Can I please have it after you?
Banana split anyone?
It’s the elusive man-gina.
Oh no!! It looks like a reversed mega camel toe!!! D:
u know, i’m not sure which is worse, the whole situation, or the fact that it seems he’s clinching. Food for thought.
It is the rare majestic sight of the elusive buttgina.
It’s the daisy dukes phase!
Like a walrus flossing…
EYE BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow he have a belly button at his back too,cool:P
I though this was a fail because he happens to be big and wearing yellow…then I scrolled down.
This is the vilest ass I ever seen (and I have really low standards).
Made me throw up a bit in my mouth.
Quic, Children, Into the magic school-bus!