Doesn’t seem like a fail to me. Doesn’t seem like a win, either, mind you, and it’s certainly silly at best.
Even so, fail? I’ll grant you, judgment is what this site is all about, but this seems like weak tea in the fail department.
I shall endeavour to do better, meself. Next time I accidentally wear my wife’s tea cup as a hat in the middle of the night, I’ll try to catch that shit on video.
The game is very easy, as a matter of fact. There are just three simple rules:
1. Touching the butt of your opponent is allowed.
2. You can run around, jump, high five people and paint your face. This is how you score.
3. Wearing tight pants is required.
Steve Kosioski….San Francisco University…. Tight end, hoping to be wide receiver…
Yeah he did the whole team, did a whole routine with a couple balloons and a red sweater, laughed my ass off when he imitated his grandma. Wish I could remember his name.
I believe the answer you were looking for was Thomas DeCoud who wore #7 in the 2004 season and now plays safety for the Atlanta Falcons.
Thanks for playing!
I think this should be a football WIN! Hell if that guy with the crazy wife with her huge boobs on her son’s shoulder is a “Win for him” then this should be too!
We’re men
We’re men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor
That’s right!
We may look like pansies
But don’t get us wrong, or else we’ll put out your lights!
We’re men
We’re men in tights
*Tight tights*
Always on guard, defending the people’s rights
When you’re in a fix just call for the men in tights
We’re butch!
Thanks Beers, that brought back memories… I was at that game, and I spotted my friends the Leroe-Munoz brothers in the crowd shot! I’m glad Bosworth was okay. As for the pic, DeCoud was a jokester… but I’d be careful razzing too much on guy that can level that kind of hit. >.<
Definitely DeCoud. It’s a bit strange that he’s photo’d on artificial turf, wearing turf shoes since Cal Football practices and plays on grass. Cal replaced the turf with grass in 1995 (DeCoud didn’t play until 2004). Their practice field in Strawberry Canyon is also grass. The only turf left is on Kleaburger – an IM soccer/lacross field (not painted a grid iron). So it’s a bit of a mystery where that would have been taken.
Both wrong, both right. Cal ripped out it’s shitty old school “AstroTurf” (Glorified carpet) over a decade ago, however, after the arrival of head coach Jeff Tedford the team installed “Momentum turf” (synthetic grass.)
I’ve been browsing on-line greater than three hours today, yet I by no means found any interesting article like yours. It’s beautiful value enough for me. Personally, if all web owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the web can be a lot more helpful than ever before.
I know this is old, and it’s a long shot, but does anyone have a link to a larger version of this photo? It would be very funny to use around campus for the upcoming basketball game against them.
Is that silk?
He’s showing his silky ball skills on the pitch?
Silkysmooth, yes!
LOL, I thought your username said “The Mormon.”
I’m leaving that church, incidentally.
The Moomin professes the Pastafarianism.
The Moomin fears the coming of the eternal winter brought by The Groke, everything else is inconsequential and there to be prodded with sticks.
You can start prodding the man in the picture. With your stick.
I’ll give you the prodding of a lifetime young man.
That is what Mookie said!
I hate to be anal about this, but she said probing.
That explains the manacles.
We had to throw out our probe. It caused chemical burns.
I thought that was the point?
Yeah, I hear some people kind of enjoy the sting.
Not the point, the shaft.
On what do you base your conclusion?
Conclusion is based on a think layer of foundation.
Czuhc fears the coming of the internal finger brought by The Bloke.
*hides under covers*
Most things are less insubstantial and are fare, just like cod and chips.
The Groke, it is cold. Oddly though, that Tove is not slithy.
Is that Obama?
Some kind of gay attitude?
You don’t say!
As you see i do!
huhu czuhc
Let me guess, he’s a tight end.
I’d say more a Wide ‘Reciever’…
Actually, if I recall correctly, his actual position was safety. Make of that what you will…
Oh snap
it was probably the photographer that suggested that overly gay pose….BUT, he could have said NO!
Touchfail!!!!
Is the fail that he looks so happy?
The joke wasn’t that funny.
the fail is that that’s more of a cheerleader pose.
No the fail is that a footballplayer trys to look girly.
Wait, he was trying to look girly? I’d say he succeeded.
Doesn’t seem like a fail to me. Doesn’t seem like a win, either, mind you, and it’s certainly silly at best.
Even so, fail? I’ll grant you, judgment is what this site is all about, but this seems like weak tea in the fail department.
I shall endeavour to do better, meself. Next time I accidentally wear my wife’s tea cup as a hat in the middle of the night, I’ll try to catch that shit on video.
The fail is that the soccer ball is a little watermelon shaped.
In fact they wanted him to pose with a potato but couldn’t find it.
Nor could they find the vicar.
It’s curtains for that plan, it seems.
I wouldn’t let any cheerleader hold my helmet like that.
What if you can lick her nipples?
Then why would you still be lying there?
She’d wave her pom poms when I scored.
or maybe a wide receiver.
I’m sure that certain parts of his body would be wide as soon as he “receives”.
Your American football jokes are almost as incomprehensible as the game itself.
The game is very easy, as a matter of fact. There are just three simple rules:
1. Touching the butt of your opponent is allowed.
2. You can run around, jump, high five people and paint your face. This is how you score.
3. Wearing tight pants is required.
May I also go deep into the end zone?
only if you have a ball in your hands.
What if he’s in the Marines and they see that?
What if he’s in the anti gay club an they see that?
What if he is in the KKK and they see that?
What if he plays football and his team see’s that?
What if he’s a strict grammarian and sees that?
A sailor went to sea sea sea
To see what he could see see see
But all that he could see see see
Was a spelling mistake of sees sees sees
Thank you Mouse, you will forever be in my dreams.
*SNORK*
He’d have even MORE friends.
They’ll use him as a ringer in the army-navy game.
Barack O’Bummer?
LOL.
I only miss the: I love you Mummy tattoo.
Look in your other butt cheek.
This is officially what a tounchdown looks like.
How cruel! Someone crossed his legs so when he gets up he’ll fall.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*squeeze*
I doubt he’s a tight end.
looks more like a wide receiver.
I think one of Bob Hope’s TV specials had a faux College Football all-star team run out one at a time and give their name, school and position.
The one from the University of San Fransisco identified himself as a Tight End, “but next year I hope to be a wide receiver”, he said with a lisp…
I remember that TV special.
I call this photo a WIN! Yay team!
Steve Kosioski….San Francisco University…. Tight end, hoping to be wide receiver…
Yeah he did the whole team, did a whole routine with a couple balloons and a red sweater, laughed my ass off when he imitated his grandma. Wish I could remember his name.
Eh. San Francisco area schools. What did you expect?
Berzerkeley – home of everything weird (in our area).
Sport is gay. Everyone knows that.
Where’s Leila? Needs more glitter.
She took it up the shitter.
Obama?
that’s what i thought, too!
To quote the Brokeback Mountain fail crowd, that’s not a fail, that’s a win!
he plays football for just 1 reason: team shower afterwards
He’s actually the best receiver the eagles have right now…
Was not Desean Jackson #1? That looks like a crooked number, maybe #7
I believe the answer you were looking for was Thomas DeCoud who wore #7 in the 2004 season and now plays safety for the Atlanta Falcons.
Thanks for playing!
Bob?
The actual fail is that he was supposed to wear shoes with high heels…
looks like he’s 1st and long
You wish you were as smexy as him.
go bears!
You know he likes pudding pops.
I’ve always said football is gay…
You’ll be sorely missed!
I think this should be a football WIN! Hell if that guy with the crazy wife with her huge boobs on her son’s shoulder is a “Win for him” then this should be too!
Football WIN!
Well, Berkeley is just across the bay from San Francisco after all.
His name is Thomas DeCoud and I’m pretty sure the pic was a joke from his college days.
My favorite DeCoud moment was when he leveled Bosworth on UCLA during DeSean Jackson’s punt return. Definitely worth the Youtube search.
We’re men
We’re men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor
That’s right!
We may look like pansies
But don’t get us wrong, or else we’ll put out your lights!
We’re men
We’re men in tights
*Tight tights*
Always on guard, defending the people’s rights
When you’re in a fix just call for the men in tights
We’re butch!
Thanks Beers, that brought back memories… I was at that game, and I spotted my friends the Leroe-Munoz brothers in the crowd shot! I’m glad Bosworth was okay. As for the pic, DeCoud was a jokester… but I’d be careful razzing too much on guy that can level that kind of hit. >.<
what the hell is a bRuin?
Defensive end just got a whole new meaning.
i really dont get it.
This looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
…. and THERE it is. I was wondering what the hold up was.
Look mom jazz feet!!
Good berhoozis that’s a handsome man. No fail here!
Definitely DeCoud. It’s a bit strange that he’s photo’d on artificial turf, wearing turf shoes since Cal Football practices and plays on grass. Cal replaced the turf with grass in 1995 (DeCoud didn’t play until 2004). Their practice field in Strawberry Canyon is also grass. The only turf left is on Kleaburger – an IM soccer/lacross field (not painted a grid iron). So it’s a bit of a mystery where that would have been taken.
I am currently a student at Cal and Memorial Stadium definitely still has artificial turf. they practice there as well.
Both wrong, both right. Cal ripped out it’s shitty old school “AstroTurf” (Glorified carpet) over a decade ago, however, after the arrival of head coach Jeff Tedford the team installed “Momentum turf” (synthetic grass.)
Kleaburger is now Maxwell
Hi, I’m Kurt, and I’ll be auditioning for the role of kicker!
my sister is on a vollyball team and she posed the same way O_o
His shoes turn me on
i think he is sexy.
Then go buy him a drink, big boy. Take a chance!
never known that barrack got an I´love mommy tattoo on his left leg
HAHAHAHA
this is cal high! they were our rival high school
No, no it’s not
I think the only “fail” in this one is on the person who submitted it. Way to go, homophobes and misogynists
Morons want to post so much they don’t even skim through the comments and notice people are making the same two jokes over and over.
Also, this should not say FAIL. It should say FABULOUS!
Two snaps up~!
so this is what tiger woods did…
Whatever… he’s hot
GO BEARS! I ran into him when I rushed the field after Tennessee 2007. As for the monster block in the fUCLA game, I was there too.
fUCLA and GO BEARS!
i went to cal. this is a disgrace. *face palm*
Wow…just wow!
Well, it IS California…
*gasp* how did you get that photo of me?
he’s a girly-man…total fail
what’s the big deal, the guy has a sense of humor. probably gets more action than anyone else here now that he’s in the NFL
lololol my uncle coaches for cal in berkley for the linebackers
“TIGHT tights !!! “
Silkysmooth, yes!
qood site thanx admin
))))))
He’s actually the best receiver the eagles have right now…
I´love mommy tattoo on his left leg
Faygelas?
He looks like a younger version of the man with the golden voice. lol
*randomly pees all over tree*
I’ve been browsing on-line greater than three hours today, yet I by no means found any interesting article like yours. It’s beautiful value enough for me. Personally, if all web owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the web can be a lot more helpful than ever before.
I know this is old, and it’s a long shot, but does anyone have a link to a larger version of this photo? It would be very funny to use around campus for the upcoming basketball game against them.