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Happy Hump Day, FAILers! If only Mariah Carey had won an award for her enthralling role in Glitter.
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Yeah, she rocks XD
it’s a win:)
someones on sizzurp
haha sizzurp
did sombody say drunk ?
you can get drunk from weed?
I believe the term you are looking for is stoned. Rocks share some meaning with it, but not this one.
my hero!
Yes, yes. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Use a coaster. Lawyers might leave a stain.
Eeeeek! A practical mouse!
♫Practical mice, dramatical mice♫
♫Pragmatical mice, fanatical mice♫
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♫There’s a man over there with a look of surprise ♫
♫With eyebrows as high as the roof of a house♫
♫Do I actually see with my own very eyes♫
♫A man who’s not heard of a jellicle mouse?♫
I all I am going to say issssssssss ummmmmm let me see ummm
ohhhhhhhh let me see.
OK! I love you.
I have to say…
This is…
And please forgive me because I’m a little bit… um…
yeah! heh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Silent Kanye interrupts Mariah Carey 3 times.
Ummmm, ok.
Not even a bonus fail will deter the current FailWar. But we all appreciate a bonus fail!!
Thank you PTB!!
What failWar?
WHY THE ONE OVER AT “I BET THAT KID IS POPULAR IN CLASS…”, of course! : D
This fail should end any discussions on the existence of God. Clearly, Mariah is possessed by the Holy Spirit and speaking in tongues.
Well, some sort of spirit’s involved.
Went back and read it, added my 12 cents, one belly button fluff, two corn kennels, marble with a red and blue stripes.
All and all it was very good. I hated people who responded with name calling at the start of their rebuttal or at the end.
There was not good representative from different religions.
That last sentence is not right somehow.
A war is on? Hide the trolls!
*boxies voice* trollllls!
I agree with everything in your first post, even the wonky ending you feel might be off. The only reason it might be off for you though is cause atheism isn’t a religion and there are a few of them on there.
Meh, let them generate traffic there for Failblog, and we can have this bonus to ourselves.
Break out the booze and let’s celebrate!
I think Mariah all ready did LOL
It’s impressive, though…! The last time I saw a discussion go on this long, it got a lot, LOT uglier than this. I’m really happy to see a lot of very intelligent posts over there.
You are obviously referring to my Red Dwarf quote. Thank you.
*snicker*
I JUST read that about two minutes ago. Heeheehee!
How did your holidays go? How is the new quarter starting?
Holidays were WONDERFUL, and I’m taking a sabbatical this semester so I can finish my book. I’ll be sending you a return email soon!
I have a feeling you might appreciate this, DW.
Yesterday on ICHC, we were talking about how poorly some people park. I mentioned that when I see someone taking two spots, I do my darndest to park ubersuperduperclose to the offender’s driver-side door just to be obnoxious.
Today, I got to work and found just such an offender – a shiny red Mustang convertible. Parking spaces were few and far between, so I squeezed my not-so-small car into the 3/4 space the guy had left open. I managed not only to be completely within the lines, but also was able to get out of my car comfortably.
I posted a picture of my parking job in my ICHC profile. Click on my name to see (it’s the only picture of cars).
B e a u t i f u l nightshayde! At least the driver could still get in by slicing open the rag top.
*applause*
Oh, that is AWESOME!!!
Heehee…I just knew you’d be as cool in person as you are on the blog. I had SO much fun meeting you!
That was so much fun! Next time, we’ll definitely have to go to Disneyland, though.
Hee! It’s a plan. Next time, I’ll make sure to add an extra day to the trip.
I pulled myself away from the religion thread. Now I must go home.
Good night, Failpeeps!
G’night!
*squeeze*
‘Night, Night. Safe travels.
aren’t you worried that he might vandalize yr car out of frustration?
Aren’t you worried that he might vandalize yr car out of frustration?
A drafting teacher deciding to go on sabbatical after the first two days of a new school year is how I ended up teaching in a high school. The poor kids were stuck with an English class substitute (who knew sod all about drafting. I don’t know which to feel more sorry for.) for a couple of months before I got drafted.
Wokka-wokka!
I had a
feelingcertain knowledge it would be a huge “I know you are but what am I” thread when it the post count was only at 600-something. I was able to resist peeking until somewhere in the mid 900′s. You’re right about the restraint many of them were displaying, DW. I only read through to about a quarter of the way down, but was pleasantly surprised.And now for something completely different: If you’re a member of the other FB, I’d like to recommend a discussion group I’ve just joined: “Knowing the Difference Between “Their”, “There” and “They’re”.
Hey…feel free to send me a friend request on the other FB if you’d like.
Pass ED’s info along if you connect, please.
Will do!
Mariah Carey failing in public.. that isn’t anything new. However it has been quite awhile…
… this one, out of all her Fails? This is almost a Win by comparison to some of the crap she’s done. Seriously, this is weak sauce. (^_^)
Uh…………………..
wow.
I like your ducky!
Ooooh, now I have the song “Rubber Ducky” running through my head!
*shakes fist at nightshayde*
Thank you.
He is an honest duck, a look-you-in-the-eye kind of duck, the kind of duck who will tell you what you need to hear, not what he thinks you want to hear.
That, or he quacks.
Hmm hmmm… *points* yes.
What was she on exactly? Looks like pot.
Looks more like downers than uppers to me. Either drunk or on tranquilizers, or just thick by nature.
But, you know, who doesn’t decide to get trollied before accepting an award at an internationally televised ceremony
“poor me,……poor me,………pour me other drink bartender, I got an awards show to go to!”
For the video impaired:
Maria stands at the podium to give an award acceptance speech. She begins by hugging and professing love for the man beside her.
Apparently there’s a whole side of the conversation happening only inside her head.
Then a team of over 9000 Mexican midget clown nun mimes comes out of the curtain behind her and highway patrol officers run back and forth trying to catch them, eventually falling off the stage while the band keeps playing as if nothing happened.
Or alternatively, nothing actually did happen. One or the other.
You forgot to mention that the man just stands there, not moving, while all of that is happening around him.
Not cool.. seriously what would you say if u win the worst actress awards. would u be like : im so thankful for this? Well if i win such a stuid award i would be really dissapointed and i wouldn’t know what to say.. I dnt know why this is such a fail?
What are you talking about? Are you drunk, also?
This was an acceptance speech given at the Palm Springs International Film Festival awards gala, where she was named Breakthrough Actress for her performance in the movie “Precious”.
She actually DID win an award for Glitter!
She was “awarded” the Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Actress in 2002 for her “brilliant” performance.
The Razzies are presented every year just before the Oscars for the *worst* performance in film. http://www.razzies.com
drunk + hot = chubby
check your math sir.
drunk + chubby != hot
But this implies that:
hot – chubby = drunk,
an absurdity. Therefore the assumption is disproven. Q.E.D.
*cringes*
Mariah Carey and fail = redundant?
Whats going on here? “I’m a little bit..” what does that person scream out? cant hear it. Besides the fact that shes obviously retarded.
I *think* he says drunk, but that’s why I came to the comments to see if anyone else heard it.
I saw this on another website and its beeped out so its f**ked or pissed I reckon
she is totaly drunk
She is officially my new hero
She knew she was up for an award right? Why would you get snookered right before the ceremony?
I heard she can sing though.
♫Ken Lee! Tolibu dibu douchu!♫
OMG! One of the funniest You Tube clips ever!
is she high? smokin that weed
Stoned outta her head.
Mariah looking like an idiot is a daily occurrence. You actually feel sorry for her. Perhaps one day she’ll have actual talent, but I’m not gonna bet on it.
Mariah Carey win.
I have no idea who that is
she has nice boobs
omg, she’s wasted =))
i hate this stupid cow! blah. wasted.
I wonder how she’ll look in 20 years…
Probably still with her eyes.
Where’s Kanye when we need him?
Living the dream as a gay fish?
This is not as good as the Whitney Houston fail:
Make sure you watch the interview at the end.
She’s possessed by the ghost of Anna Nicole Smith!!!
You mean you are a lil drunkstonedhigh?
I think she’s high.
Mariha is smoking some mariujana, does that mean we can call her Mariahana?
Mariah*
Sorry for dat
Whats taking her so long? TOGTFO!
Mariah, im really happy for you, and ima let you finish, but Amy Winehouse is the greatest drunk of all time!
lol n00b mariah gets pwned by amy
i like big butts and i cannot lie, you other brothers cant deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and that round thing in your face you get sprung….yeeeeee boiiiiiiii earl boykinnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssss kobe that shit up yeeeeeeee…..baseball……drugs…….sex…..rock and rolll yeeeeeeeeeee everyone be jealous of my coolness yeeeeeeeee
I’d still do her.
When sh’es drunk, she looks like she’s pushing 45.
She’s “a little bit” HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Take it away Keyboard Cat
But what does Osama Bin Laden have to say about Carey’s behaviour?
OH MARIAH.
YOU REMINDS ME OF TEQUILA.
She probably had plenty of that before she went on stage.
This is pathetic, but funny as hell!
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at the amounts of all the wine. – Eminem
Mariah failed when she started writing her own music. So is she drunk or high?
a little bit sippy sippy
did sombody say drunk ?
I like Mariah Carey she can sing!But she hasn’t put out a new song besides i stay in love.But the song was empressive love u Mariah.
Mariah Carey’s latest perfume sounds exciting. I cant wait to get them for myself. I always follow Mariah’s records and news about her life. She is really an amazing person.