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I take two, please.
*bites both ankles*
Thank you.
*hunts unbitten persons*
Nobody will be nibbling me on this fail.
*flees before Arthur gets near*
Getting a few shots in the stomach would be a small price to pay.
Werebunnies already have rabies. And we get it for 69 cents. This is a rip off.
webkins, too.
And Furbies.
We don’t trust Furbies. They historically tried to annihilate my people.
the great were-rabbit, furbie war?
When the rabies has really set-in, you won’t know or care who is previously unbitten; you will just bite.
only 99c????!!!!
*froths at the mouth*
It looks like it’s a Renaissance festival – shouldn’t they have the plague?
the plague was sooooo 1880′s
Dont get too excited they meant Babies
“she was killed while blogging”… *caruso enters*.. “i guess her last ‘LOL’ was ‘DOA’”
Hydrophobia?
*hydes*
Is that the fear of multi-headed mythical beasts?
That’s Hydraphobia. She’s afraid of mythical women who live in bodies of water.
Moisten ‘d binks, Watery tarts?
Protect yourself! They give scurvy!
Rabies only ?
What about gangrene, clap and boil on the bum?
I can do a boil in a bag for $1
no thanks, I’ve had my quota of puss filled sacs for the week.
cha ching! $$$$$$
*reads comment*
awe
Perhaps turning off your radio when Eddie Burke or Rush Limbaugh come on will cure you of that problem?
Would be even better if it were ‘babies’.
with rabies and you have a deal
babies with rabies don’t need no
stinking scabies.
We do offer scurvy, however!
mix in some bubonic plague nad scurvey and it sounds like a fun time.
arrrr scurvey, now that’s a fine affliction
What about ‘nad scurvy? That sounds disgusting at best.
Is that 99c for getting or giving?
Yes.
you chews
Geeeeniouuus.
Well then, bite me.
I sell them for 75c !!!
Cheap bastards, I can get mine for free… I guess it’s a “finder’s fee” for actually finding an animal with rabies.
quick! to the bat cave
Nananananananana… BatGranny!
You misspelled love-cave :p
Hey! Stop waving your stick in there!
How else do you get a bite?
But I wanted ebola
sad face….
you’ll just have to settle for only bleeding out of one orifice I’m afraid
Is rabies the source for everything zombie-related?
In combination with scabies.
it’s not sexually transmitted, but I’m willing to try for a dorra
Does bitemarks in the private parts count?
*foams at the groin*
Dorra the Explorer?
how did you know where I keep my loose change?
In your backpack or your pack round the back?
lucky slots and the one arm bandit
*inserts coin*
*pulls handle*
Woohoo! I got three cherries.
What do I win?
Three peckers on the cheeks!
Is that classed as a swaffling? Can I exchange my prize?
returns are around the back
I popped those cherries fair and square, you’d better not try to fob me off with any old poop.
*sprays* hahahaha!
*stops polishing the turd*
ABBA turd?
a round of the clap
Can of soda pop?
pop the cherry
pop pop the cherry
it’s like that movie “teeth”
Have not seen it. I did see jaws though.
it’s the same, but more fishy
Just like my…no, wait.
*thinks better of sharing certain information*
Your goldfish?
Where do I sign up?!
Cujo give me a better deal?
Cujo will give you it for free but you have to go two days with nil by mouth to get it.
ideal for the lazy lover
SON I AM DISSAPOINT
Yes, you are a disappointment.
Worst white balance I’ve seen in a while.
The gift that keeps on giving.
GAY. Hess’s GAY
Rudolf? Who would have guessed?
That is outrageous ! I give my diseases fro free !
What, no “Everything’s better with rabies!” comment? Don’t you people watch Fairly Oddparents?
No? Just me?
I would like some to photoshop a picture of ass with Linq gimp face on it cuz he/she fails!!!
This has me drooling in anticipation.
…Nice typo. Duhaha. Or an edit at that. (Photoshop anyone?)
Ya I was thinking that to
yeah its photoshopped alright sorry to ruin your fun
Very bad photoshop
That sign is taken out of context, every year at San Jose’s “Bark in the Park” we put that sign up to advertise low cost rabies vaccinations for dogs and cats. The sales booth nearby.
That is how the sign looks, no photoshopping of the text was done.
Surprised to see it on failblog!
oic. But even for humans, we don’t post signs like “flu FREE”; that sign should have the word “shot” somewhere.
FIRST!
Babies $2.00
These will go great with my Ayds!
I’ll give you my unborn babies for $200
We now know how the Left 4 Dead Plague spread out so fast.
Can anyone actually get to the Oddly Specific blog? I’ve been trying to ever since the first plugged it on the cheeseburger network weeks (months?) ago and all i get is a page not found. I’ve tried from different browsers, different computers, everything and no dice.
Yes, it’s there:
ht tp://oddlyspecific.com/
I can see it.
Using: IE8
Everybody loves tha rabies!
YAY RABIES!
This was at Bark in the Park in San Jose! I remember seeing that. The local shelter was offering low cost vaccines and microchips.
nice (:
I dont need rabies
And I dont pay 99 for rabies!!! They can pay me for rabies only 99 k 
Aw, damnit! I paid 3 bucks for my rabies, and had to pay extra for the cholera, too!
OOOOH OOOOH I WANT ONE