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That’s news to me.
It’s entertainment news, apparently!
♪ Everybody’s talking ’bout Bagism…. ♪
I wonder if there’s an inside joke making him laugh that hard…
Well, if so, he needs to let the cat out of the bag and tell the rest of us!
You think there might be some baggage that we don’t know about?
That must be the case.
The inside joke is that he’s laughing so hard his bladder is about to burst.
They have a bag for that.
Totes.
That’s just clutching at straws.
Well then get moving. Don’t just sit on your duff(el)!
They make the weirdest swim trunks nowadays.
*Squeezes*
An hour late and I’m a sad sack.
Sorry AA.
You don’t say.
*squeeze*
This bag is for people flying Coach.
Looks like a pig-in-a-poke to me.
*Squeeze back*
Better a pigskin than reticule-ated python skin!
Either way it looks like a portmanteau would be needed.
*More squeezes*
I think I’d prefer a life presever thankyou
*purses lips in disapproval at the pun-run breaker*
Another ruck in Failblog Dragon.
This place has gone to hell in a handbasket.
I’m guessing it’s just that stupid looking and, like laughing in church, knowing he shouldn’t just makes it worse.
(Pun run continues there. ^^^^^^)
You should laugh in church?
Shouldn’t!!!
*bukkit splorch*
He’s caught in…THE GIGGLE LOOP!
*overturns glass*
*snickers*
Comment WIN!
Kinda says something when a suitcase diving outfit can be classed as news…
Probably wasn’t hockey season.
.. and Brittany was sober.
All of Brittany? At the same time? Mon Dieu!
I would be surprised if it was Bordeaux, but I guess the sea air does the people of Britanny good.
The Normans were never known to wine that much. They channeled their energies.
Les normans, buh, là c’est une autre paire de Manches!
Funny, I figured that would be news.
I wouldn’t mind a break from the murder, death, and terror I see on the news every day.
Agreed.
I agree to. *flips channels thru CSI, NCIS, the unit, Numb3rs, The Mentalist, and Top Gear.*
What do you have against murder, death and terror?
How about a war on murder, death and terror?
*SKA-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!*
Prosit Neujahr!
Happy new year, Dragon!
*SQUEEEEZE*
*poof*
Dangit…he always *poofs* right in the middle of the best squeezes.
*sprays some Oust®*
*gasps for air*
Can we use Lysol, please? I’m allergic to something in Oust. Closes my throat up.
*hands nightshayde an epi-pen*
Here, sounds like you might need this!
Sorry, I didn’t know!
*opens window, turns on fan*
Well, THAT’S a heck of a way to start off the new year.
Scotty! No more trying to do in the failpeeps!!
‘zactly. That’s ZA’s job, mainly.
We know how little brains there are in his usual victims.
It’s not your fault, Scotty! No worries.
Thanks, Avis. It’s not quite that bad — but when I bought some & used it for the first time, I had to take it right back to the store (after I got away from the stuff).
I’m still irritated that Lysol got rid of their Green Apple scent. I really liked that one. I’m sensitive to a lot of fragrances, but that one worked for me.
Poof, the Magic Arthur.
Well, we already have a war on terror which is slightly less effective than the war on drugs. Not sure what the war on murder and death would look like though.
“Live or I’ll kill you!”
We can start by aggressively interrogating the interrogators. They know something, damn it!
If there’s one thing a zombie knows it’s how to keep a secret.
*snorkle*
Will there be pretty, colorful fishies involved?
Love the new avatar Ms B!
*tosses Blogmonster a few noms*
Thanky!
Hmm, odd. I don’t seem to see a change. Curse you, IE!!!
*shakes fist at computer*
What you can barely hear over his laughter is the female newscaster saying how it was invented in 1915 by a sailor inspired by the sinking of the Titanic.
What I don’t get is how you’re suppose to breath in that thing. Wouldn’t water eventually seep into the top of it and drown you anyway? Seems to me you’re better off leaving the top down.
These may be some of the reasons that this made it to FailBlog.
Yay, another news fail.
*SARCASM*They get funnier every time!*SARCASM*
I’m sorry, but…this one’s pretty danged funny.
*still snickering*
Going for another Power already BFF?
That never seems to work. Only Judy seems to know the trick to getting up there so often.
WOOHOO, BFF!!!!
*fills the cannon with tiny little clone dolls and waits for ZA*
*pops the champagne*
*gives all the peeps a noisemaker*
FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!
Aw, shucks. I guess I can’t lead my own parade, that would be too arrogant. I’ll leave that hono(u)r to someone else.
Woohoo!
*starts bubble machine*
*squeezes BFF*
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
Yay BFF!!!!!
Congrats, BFF!
WOOHOO BFF! Congrats, buddy!
*walks up to podium*
I’d like to thank everyone who made his happen…
*proceeds to read list of names*
*falls asleep while reading*
Wake up, Professor Hastings!
Congrats BFF!
*throws lots of teeny tiny 007 confetti*
*ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
¡sʇɐɹƃuoɔ ¡ɟɟq ooɥooʍ
Looks like I’m doing double duty today.
*leads “Congrats BFF!” parade, complete with floats, his tanks and soldiers beaming with extra pride, and the London Philharmonic*
*does flyby of Starfleet ships with Enterprise at the head of the formation*
*spells out “WooHoo BFF” in sky writing*
*fires torpedoes that burst into fireworks over the parade*
Phew! That was a lot of work, but worth it. Congrats!
You’re supposed to sit in the car and be driven! Now go sit and wave to your public.
Of course you can BFF!
*Ushers BFF into chariot*
Congratulations!
*Whispers in BFF’s ear*
Respice post te, mortalem te esse memento.
*claws from the grave*
*searches for flame*
*
safety**finds lighter – lights fuse*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*digs that the little clone dolls were filled with red confetti*
Congrats BFF!
I have a feeling that wasn’t confetti, my dear undead chum, but the mess will make for a delicious BFF clone soup for your supper, one would think.
*gathers up the remains*
*lugs in large vat*
There we go.
*dives into vat*
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
*doesn’t slow down until vat is spotless*
Many thanks along with many congratulations.
Congrats, BFF!!!!!!!
*squeezies*
Way to go BFF!!
Congrats…
Congrats!
Damn the refresh!
*throws body after body at the refresh*
*somehow doubts it will work though*
Woot woot BFF!!!
Makes me so proud to be Canadian.
eh?
*blinks twice*
That powered by must be a joke! It must be!
Is it your first?? WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
*squeeze*
The first one of the new year, too!
Top10
High5
Low2
Back9
Front3.14
Turk 182
Indy 500
City 17
Overture 1812
Smackrunners 1100.
Fahrenheit 451
Switch 625
Pelham 1 2 3.
NCC-1701
1-2-3-4-5
(Luggage combination to get this guy out of the bag when they pull him out of the water.)
Dark Helmet: “That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life. That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage.”
Dial 3333
867-5309
Someone change the combination on my luggage!
Train 102
54-46 was my number. What’s my number now?Right now somebody else has that number. ♪
420
(What you would need to get me into one of those things.)
BR549
Catch-22
1001 Arabian Nights.
Catch 22
Sorry Jon…
21 Grams
28 Days Later…
30 Days of Night
12 Monkeys
11 maids-a-milking
6 Days 7 Nights
Rendezvous 6:02
Yuma 3:10
Exodus 8 : 2
♪8 Days a Week♪
Odyssey 2001
Ice9
10 from 6.
Blink 182?
7 of 9
1984
50 first dates.
Bad Religion 80-85
25 or 6 to 4
5 GOOOOLD RIIINGS!!
4 of a kind.
36-24-36. My favorite number!
Hey 19
29 or 6 to 4
*headdesk*
Sorry AA.
Obviously it’s time for me to go home.
Do you work 9 to 5 Scotty?
667 – the neighbor of the beast.
♪♫ 2 Minutes to Midnight♫ ♪
♪We’re gonna party like it’s 1999 tonight!♪
♪ … ‘Cause she’s still preoccupied
With 19… 19… 1985! ♪
99 Luftballons
Help! I can’t sink!
How is Davey Jones going to get his suitcase if it doesn’t sink?
He’ll have to take off his swimming trunks and put them back in the locker.
Or contact his naval attaché.
He’ll still need to be debriefed.
Well then he will have to carry-on, gear declared.
It looks like a Doctor Who reject…*snicker*
“Oh no!!! It’s Bag Man…don’t open his suit!”
Use the screwdriver!
*floats in*
You. Will. Be. Procrastinated! PERAMBULATE! INSINUATE!
EXFOLIATE!?
*extrapolates*
*brain asplodes*
PROTEGO!
Fortunately for me I’ve recently purchased a sheild hat.
What are you trying to sinking about?
She’s sinking about what to have for dinner.
Zis is ze German Coastguard… Clicky.
Omg, I can’t stop laughing xD
They have sedatives that can help with that.
If you’re still laughing after 4 hours, call a doctor.
a laugh-doctor?
Cachinnatile dysfunction?
Can someone give a recap for the video challenged?
It’s a suitcase that is a flotation device. Only, you get inside the suitcase. You’ve really gotta see this one. News anchor can’t stop laughing at it.
No no no, it’s a suitcase that runs into an overpass. Both lose.
But where’s the sports tie-in?
And the phallus?
it died
It didn’t die, but it wasn’t budgeted for either. Bad economy and stuff, you know.
Erm…well, that will really be a challenge, since you kinda gotta see this to believe it, but…
Airplane safety guys are testing their new product–a suit you put on if you have to make a water landing. It’s…it’s…well, it’s a suit with a giant suitcase that closes over your head. Literally–with a handle on the top and everything. There’s a little window for you to look out.
The newscaster who is covering the story can’t stop cracking up, and can’t even keep a straight face when he says what’s coming up in “entertainment news”.
The suit must take up an appreciable amount of the storage capacity of the case when it is not being used in an emergency, thus making its alternate utility as luggage just as ridiculous as this guy looks floating in it. I can just hear the search party now…”no signs of life, just lots of flotsam and jetsam.”
“Well, Jim, there are suitcases everywhere…”
Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a suitcase!
There are a lot of red shirts in the water…let’s move along.
Aye jus’ canna’ do it cap’n! I donna have th’ power.. to hold another shirt.
Captain, it’s illogical to attempt to save all these red shirts. We appear to have an unlimited supply.
He’s dead Jim. You check his tricorder, I’ll get his wallet.
My boss is a suitcase.
together we will gonna travel the globe
from alberta to ontario
You could at least say, “from British Colombia to Newfoundland.” Alberta and Ontario aren’t even that far apart. I mean, you could do that drive in a day.
Try it in a floating suitcase in the nearest body of water…
Maybe I’m just brain dead, but even BC to Newfoundland is only covering one country. That trip doesn’t even cover any bodies of water, which is where this piece becomes … handy?
Alberta to Ontario in a day? Are you on crack?
From 1st St in Calgary to Front Street in Toronto is 2117.28 miles! And that’s IF you go through US, god help you if you try and do it on the Trans Canada in the winter.
You need to be sharpened.
Just a nit.
*brings in nice sharp knife*
Will this help?
“Because, Charlie, she’s a nitwit.”
But now I’m building sandcastles in the sand
*mousysqueezes*
failblog fail
Alberta -> Ontario is about 1000 km border to border. From say, calgary to Toronto, you can’t drive that in a day. (About 3500km.)
The newscaster is Leslie Roberts on Global News in Toronto.
But he never said, Calgary to Toronto.
Remember, Ontario is a very large province.
Reminds me of a song lyric by Sade that always bothered me:
♪ Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago ♪
Chicago has often been referred to as the “third coast”. And the” second city” as well.
Oh, and thanks soOoo much for the earworm.
*squeezes anyway*
I love that song. Never stopped to think about the lyrics, though.
The guy who designed it must have been crazy . He was a sailor from Alberta? I didn’t realize there was a bustling shipping trade on the prairies in 1915.
See how quickly things change?
♫♪The times, they are a-changin’…♫♪
Wow that’s one cool suitcase
The put upon look of the guy before they close the bag is priceless.
Great Halloween costume for the kids. And they can wear it to the pool!
Actually it seems like a brilliant product to me if your are traveling by ship. The pants and arms of the suit probably only take up the bottom of the case, leaving rooms for your luggage. Then if your ship hits an iceberg you can dump your items and float until help arrives.
The guys on the dock are actually from a show called “The Reinventors” (I think that was the name of it), where they actually build some of those wacky old patents. The suitcase was a survival-suit-in-a-bag that was patented right after the Titanic sank, IIRC. It looks kind of silly, but apparently it worked pretty well when they tried it…
Ironically unless that suitcase thing is heated, it would have done diddly crap for the victims of the Titanic anyway. What killed most of them was the temperature of the water.
Man, thats cold.
I agree with the news guy. How can you look at that thing with a straight face? It’s hilarious!
I saw this live when it was on the news. I wish the clip went on longer, everyone was giggling.
I think they just revealed one of the bosses from Megaman 10. Suitcaseman!
Question: Which rescue team would notice you in open water when you´re looking like a huge handbag ?! complete nonsense !!
Hmmm… in the event of an actual sinking ship, it seems those around you without the suitcase would quite literally die laughing.
… which would save them the trouble of succumbing to hypothermia, or of drowning.
I expect to see Lady Gaga wearing this any day now.
Don’t be jealous.
Of?
Of… the… ummm… impeccable style, and… er… practicality?
Ah, t’heck wid it. I dunno.
*snork*
The fact that she could probably pull it off.
I dunno, this guy apparently needed help latching up the top so I doubt he could get it open again himself. Does Lady Gaga have longer arms or something?
As far as I know she is some sort of demon with the ability to change shape and extend limbs… plus did you see her in Bad Romance? Freaky stuff.
but whyyyyy?! hahaha.
Ooooooohhh who lived in a suitcase on top of the sea?
That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this!! Maybe the newscaster was thinking the same, hehehe.
did she just say former Failer??? o_O
I makes me think of Sponge Bob.
Hey! There’s a tool in your bag!
When he said “sailor”, it sounded like “failer” ^^
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If looks stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid.
^it
At the end does he say “Here’s Earl Hickey”?
Earl Hickey is the main character from My Name is Earl!
Cheryl Hickey. Its from Toronto…. a city with 4 million people and this makes it into the news hour.
Don’t know whether or not to facepalm or start ROFTLOL
Hey mooster sleep with one eye open tonight
lol. I love Canadian news.
Actually in physics I learned that with more volume means less dense. If less dense than water, you float. He had quite a bit of volume there, therefore a life preserver would mean nothing compared to this kind of flotation device.
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Hmmm…..well that would kinda make sense. You get on a boat with the “luggage” all packed, when your boat gets a leak, and down it goes. So you dump your bag and don the “suit” lock the top jump into the water and proceed to….A. Die from lack of air (as the top gets closed in the video) or B. Leave the top unlocked and wade around…hoping the water does not splash inside and slowly fill the “water proof” suit with water until one of two things happens….fills up and you sink….or fills up and you drown. A regular life vest will be fine… thank you
Indeed. What a waste of a suit bag. He can’t even breathe either!
Go CaNaDa!!!!! (This was from Global Toronto)
Yes Toronto!!
Crazy Canadians… i love em…
LMFAO, sadly, i watch this EXACT news station everyday D:
lol, downtown toronto….
stay classy Global
LOL ^__^
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0:19 pose win
Come on, who wouldn’t laugh at such a retarded contraption! It’s so impractical!