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Easy one.
I’m puzzled
It’s a puzzle
. Looks like one of the lame mats you get in Mc Donalds with your tray. Mmm i could go some chips right now.
So easy a caveman can do it! Here’s the OH FACE
I try to avoid clicking on orgasming women! Thanks though…
the maze is a lie
The maze is not a lie, it is simply fake
Once you go in you may never come ou- oh wait,
there is no maze
Don’t u mean “first” ? :O
Well, “one” is the same thing as “first”.
Is first plus first two? Or second?
1st + 1st = over 9000th.
easy? this maze is impossible
What a waste of a couple of seconds of my life waiting for it to load.
lol me to
What?!?! it took me hours how is that easy?!?!
A-maze-ing-ly simple.
I’m lost for words.
Don’t worry, I’ll keep you on the straight and narrow
You don’t cut corners, do you? Nice job!
Don’t twist things around!
I think you zigged when you should have zagged.
If you do, you’ll put us to sleep, ouroboros to death.
These maize jokes are getting corny
Critter, I believe the correct response was “C-c-c-c-combo breaker!!”
That’s the stupidest damned thing I’ve seen in a long time. I hope nobody got paid money to come up with that.
*sticks tongue out a Rocket Man*
*walks away, whistling and counting the money she got paid to come up with the maze*
Then your hope is lost, as more than three people got paid for this. You have the guy that created it, the editor who okayed it, the printer who printed it, etc. etc. etc.
It’s absurd to call it a maze. You keep on taking the first turning to the right. We’ll just walk round for ten minutes, and then go and get some lunch.
You’d have to be in resonable condition for that behavioral pattern.
First turn to the right, the straight on till morning.
Can I call you Jerome, or must I stick to the more formal Jerome?
I don’t get it, where’s the corn?
In the corn-er.
Tortillay true.
Husk, don’t tell me. I need to figure this out on my own.
I cob use some help myself…
There’s a kernel of truth in that.
Ear it in the wind!
Maybe it would be easier if you stopped stalking me.
Shucks, I need to refresh more.
Maybe we can Combine our posts.
Thanks for baling me out Jules.
can anybody ear me?
*Stalks K@*
Rye oh rye oh rye?
It’s your silky voice, my dear. It’s like an arrow through his heart.
Albright, you’ve caught me. Sow what now?
Ergot…..nothing?
Witch leads us to the question: Would I receive a fair trial in this seedy thread?
Oat dear, things seem to have gone arye.
I can barley stand this thread.
You’ve just got to take it a grain at a time, GS.
You spelt germ wrong Ms B.
at least we’re all in hominy
It’s because we are all nuts!
Kiss my grits!
You’ll have to butter her up now, Marius!
Just don’t a-salt her.
Well, okay Judy.
*Goes in search of dabuttercow*
Sing louder I can barley hear you.
♪ Rye, rye, rye, Delilah ♪
Yeah, I’m lost too. If you have any suggestions, I’m all ears.
Danny!!!
…boy
the pipes, the pipes are calling
Must have been the beans I ate this morning
Hi, Lloyd. Little slow tonight, isn’t it? HAHAHAHA!
Is it wrong that I read “brains” instead of “beans”?
Something on your mind ZA?
Oh dear, are you hungry?
*uncovers bucket’o'brains™*
I bought this for such an occasion.
From Glen to Glen?
No.
lol maze-designer-fail lol
I guess it’s computer generated.
The maze or the designer?
I am not computer gener
ERROR REBOOT NOWFesistance is retile.
Your ass will be laminated.
*laminates ZA’s tushie*
*laminates ZA’s BMW*
*laminates her social security card*
I know it says not to, but I like to live dangerously.
*sends Ms B his all his lamentations*
*laments Jules’ extra “his”*
OH NO!!!! I used to live dangerously just like you. Until I took the tag off of my mattress…prison is tough.
resistance is Fetile?!?
IT’S STARTED!!! THE COMPUTERS HAVE BECOME SELF AWARE!!! SAVE YOURSEVLES!!! RUN!!! AARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*crashes out of window*
Windows don’t crash enough by them selves?
You nearly made me tinkle in my pants!
Self aware? Mine can barely function. *crashes Windows*
Sounds like me today.
*crashes next to a window*
The computer-generated maze necessitates a computer-generated maze designer. Hume…. *ponders*
I always say the chicken came first…..
That’s what all the roosters say.
I also came here to comment it must be computer-generated. Indeed, there is only one solution to the maze (the one in the illustration). If this was a case of human error then the easy solution would most probably be the mistake, and there would have also been a legitimate (more complex) solution.
you’re forgetting that artificial inteligence is no match for human stupidity
O.o
Pretty hard ‘eh ? I could hardly figure this one out ! Good it was marked !
that’s what she said
Good job he didn’t turn left. There really is no way out!
I know that feeling!
Well, it starts from the right, so you turn left to exit (down).
*sigh
So, it was supposed to be a right at Alburquerque then?
Well, this does not look like Pismo beach! What another fine mess you have gotten us into.
Nope, we appear to be at vag!na bech.
Darned Sat nav.
As the saying goes when in Rome…
Go for the
meatballs?… stay for the sausages?
Why are these mazes always so f**king difficult???!!!
It’s unfortunate that the A-maze-ing Grace has finally lost her touch.
*touches mm*
*tounches Gracie & mm*
*touches k@, Gracie & mm*
*squeezes for good measure*
super squuzies for all!!!
I did not know you were in the justice league.
*ímagines her super hero costume*
Would it look like the one from the previous fail?
Don’t you people get it? It’s for *very special* persons, you know?
Are you saying I am not a “very special ” person(VSP)?
But you are very special Jules.
*squeezes*
*puts on safety mitts*
Yay, I am special!!
*does the “speacial” safety dance*
*videotapes*
*hides “special” bits & pieces*
And so you should; the cops are about.
I believe this maze has developed a fistula.
Dr. Czuhc! Paging Dr. Czuhc to OR 3 STAT!
Fistula? It hasn’t even offered me a drink yet!
this looks like my kind of maze =)
Apologies if someone else pointed this out, but double fail on that maze. This isn’t even an accidental “shortcut” – there’s NO other way to finish the thing.
Help! Call 9 eleventy! I’m stuck and I can’t…Oh, wait. There it is. Ne’mind!
King Minos labyrinth was not as great as Greek mythology would have us believe.
True, if you cut right through it, it’s knot hard.
A-maze-ing-ly dumb! .. still lmao
There isn’t even a “real” path through the maze if you block the short path.
So, that’s not a real path. It’s all a…LIE?!?!?!?!?!?! Say it isn’t so!
And here I thought it was easy as cake.
Mmmmm…cake…
*wipes off drool*
Mmmm…girl who likes cake…
*wipes of —–*
Again?
Hooray!
*Throws a fit*
*poke*
*tickle*
*Squeeze*
*catches fit – with his face*
*stares at fit on the ground*
*stares at Marius*
*just doesn’t get it*
Well you see, when a male fit and a female fit are in love…
One size fits all?
I do believe a Fitz fits with all this fitting f|_|cking
The cake is A-maze-ing?
Nooooooo!
Cake.
Everybody loves cake!
Cake? Where?
I would think cake would make a crumby lover.
with practice it could get batter.
You’re mixing it all up!
maybe, but i bet you cant Beat me.
You think so? I bet can whip something up.
I can when Icing.
you’ll have to pipette up!
difficult to figure out…
Ironically, there is not an alternate route. If that corner was closed up as it should have been then the lower left half is completely closed off from the upper right half.
That has nothing to do with irony, like at all? I don’t like it when people just throw the Irony word around all WILLY NILLY. Kind of like “epic”…. Irony is an event or something happening that is very unexpected. Like a safety officer cutting off his thumb at the shop. Or a pig moo’ing. Just because something is funny and different does not in fact make it ironic. A maze having no alternate root is in fact no where near ironic. *puts soapbox back on shelf* that is all. Good day. Go on with your new knowledge and change the world.
F*CK! Route*** all those tree puns grew into my brain.
Now that’s ironic!
Kind of destroys my entire message doesn’t it? Ugh, damn typos are like little monsters that like to sneak into my posts and make me look like I should be wearing a helmet with drool guard, keeping me from licking the windows on my short bus.
Have you ever tasted the windows on the short bus!?!
They taste like paw berry.
the paw berries taste like paw berries!!!
Please review the definition of irony.
It’s like rain on your wedding day ♪
Health & safety officer getting tagged by the nail gun they are doing a risk assessment for? (I laughed)
That will show those pesky smartasses who keep choosing going right in a maze!
Let’s start right at the bottom with your statement.
crazy!
Who benefits from taking the shortcut.?
♫’Cause I’m all alone
There’s no one here beside me.
My problems have all gone
There’s no one to deride me.♪
*poke*
*tickle*
*giggle*
Is the fail that they mis-spelled ‘amazing’?
its a PUN.
This is not a fail, this is just a maze designed for americans
# Maybe I’m amazed at the way you love me all the time #
LOL very funny XD I almost shit my pants XD XD XD
I hate to point this out (no I don’t really) but if you put the maze in photoshop and you duplicate the layer. Then set the newly created layer’s blend mode to difference. Then add an exposure adjustment layer above the copy of the maze, then ALT + Click on the line between the copy of the maze and the adjustment layer to link them. Then when you play with the exposures you find that there are two places where the maze has been altered.
One is in the shortcut, precisely in the u-turn, neither the white path, nor the green crayon line maintain their integrity. Also in the upper left hand corner of the maze where you hit the dead end, the black wall has a section that does not maintain it’s integrity there either.
You mean it’s FAKE ? FAKE AND GAY !? GIGGITY !
FAIL
OMG YESS I FINALLY GOT THE ANSWER!
I won!!!!
Looks like a children’s menu from Davanni’s, a Minnesota-based pizzeria.
It is, I work there!
I couldn’t copmplte it
This looks more like an epic win to me. If someone wasn’t looking quite close enough, they’d never guess. You know, like, to test how easily one can see things.
Ya. If they had completed the more round about way instead of taking the short cut it would have been much more of a fail
This is one of those things that’s equivalent to “HELP! I’m stuck INSIDE my own home.” Doh!
-S. Crumbs
Sport Crumbs: All the Pics unFit to Print
Let’s see how the guy from Zoolander will get out of this one.
That was hilarious!
I feel bad for whoever didn’t see obvious exit.
Actually this is a win since it isn’t as boring as the usual crap which doesn’t really take any skill to solve either. Actually this one saves you time you can then spend on doing something useful.
FailBlog however fails at realizing such “complex” considerations and immediately declares it a fail.
I bet the only person who couldnt figure that maze out would be George W. Bush
Well, Cheney might have told him the answer.
But Cheney might have held the answer back just so he can use it againsed the next person who has the puzzle, just so he can call that person an idiot.
Well, yes, you could take the easy way out if you are one of low moral fiber. The type who wants everything handed to them on a golden platter. THE TYPE WHO IS DRAGGING THIS COUNTRY…NAY…THIS WORLD INTO A PIT OF SLOTHFUL HELL!!!
Okay. I feel better now. Thank-you for your patience.
Lmao. The comments were funnier than the actual video
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I can’t even be done any other way if I’m correct. All other ways are blocked!
Lol.
It’s a metaphor for life.
Tru dat.
The thing that really made me laugh about this one is that the route marked on the map isn’t just the shortest way from one entrance to the other, it’s the ONLY way. None of the other scribbling paths meet up at all.
I expect the darn things are made by computer or something, and nobody bothers to check for difficulty.
I noticed that as well. Maybe they meant for it to be this easy, maybe they figure kids’ lives are stressful enough.
So easy, even Theseus can track it out in a flash!
(Or what about Midway’s 1976 ‘The Amazing Maze Game’ – or with All Stars?)
Or perhaps we may have to look here and there…
If no one wants to be bored of doing simple mazes, a Random Maze Generator would certainly help a lot.
xex
Yes there is no other way! They intentionally made it easy..
lol, the other paths don’t even connect!
My kids did this maze while we were out to eat tonight! My 10 year old daughter was offended that it was so easy. I told her that there had to be another route…and she proved me wrong (of course).
lol wtf i would have had a seizure from the difficulty if i had that without that green line solution thank the picture taker
wow,that is amazing!
no way i had this pussel at school like a week ago
it’s too hard , cos it takes me 2hours to understand how kind a fool is the publisher can be
so easy i could do it! …eventually
Wow… I’ve seen HARD mazes, and this one wins hands down!!!