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Yeah! Of many more to come
Reminds me of Suzi Quatro: Can the can.
It’s fresh canned can!
Well, at least it’s not fresh canned canine…
“It’s cans all the way down”
Who are they quoting?
God.
I love you. T.T
A Brief History of Time. A reference to an old womans idea that the Earth was on the back of a turtle.
What’s under the turtle?
“It’s turtles all the way down.”
shut up
You Fail If you Feel The Need To Say First
Russian Tins……Uh oh.
Chris Hansen smiles from a doorsway
Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Going topless not allowed.
Damn.
*puts metal bra back on*
Yowch.
Sometimes they feel that way, no?
Not too bad, just incredibly cold in this weather.
*shivers*
Son of a monkey’s uncle, Failblog logged me in wrong again.
*offers stick to poke blog with*
*straps on stick and “pokes” ktc* hee hee
*hangs pic on DW’s wall*
*lights a cigarette*
Ahem, New years resolution?
It was only a cyber-smoke.
OK, fairy nuff!
*rolls over & sleeps*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ummm.. 1680×1050, why?
Just because you can. Has. Nevermind…
In soviet russia, you open tin over and over?
And in the last one is Putin.
Matrushka Cans!
youre a lowlife *SQEEEEZE*
omg third
Can it.
Cannon, you can.
Pachabel’s Can-on in D.
Mmm… freshly canned can.
Can you open it?
Repeatedly.
k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™, you are an epic replier win.
*blushes*
Epic? nah!
Yo, dawg. I heard you like cans. So I ______________ (Fill in the blank)
So i put a can, in yo can!!! hahaha
… put a dance in your can can so you can do the can-can while you can can, bro!
best tongue twister i’ve seen in years
Chastity Can?
*does the Can-Can*
You beat me by that much!
*joins k@ in the Can-Can*
I can Can-Can!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
*tries the Scottish version, the cannae cannae*
I suppose that would be my version too.
*does the cannae cannae*
Is there some cannoli? I’m starving!
Here, have a canape.
Nice cans Ms B!
*GBF clones can-can past Ms B, in a line*
what the F. No tuna for you
Double Popped
While you’re trying to open the can, your cats are planning a mutiny!
I know that a lot of metals are present fish now, but this is ridiculous!
Goldfish?
That sounds like the kind of fish I’d want for a present.
You wouldn’t want Swedish – nevermind.
What, surströmming?
Blaaaarg!
Clean up on aisle four!
*hands Arthur a ShamWow*
*wipes*
A gas mask would be helpful…
How come a gas mask prevents the inhalation of harmful gases, but a rubber mask generally gets you chained up and whipped?
I blame Granny.
Wait…wha?
Oh, are we going to blame Granny for everything this year?
With that subject matter, it’s hard not to.
I am Herring you!
I’d better tuna in to work and pay more attention, I’m falling behind.
This is not the plaice for that, work just destroys your sole I am afraid.
I only go there for the halibut.
I usually get a kipper two in!
I don’t trout that.
So fake
I call bullshit! It’s way too easy to just put another lid on it, after you have opened it.
So, put a lid on it.
The Cake is a lier
the jaysen cannot spell. liar*
Can the jaysen play the lyre?
In his lair..
Whilst he holds the rail.
with broken nail
.. while raising a sail..
and commenting on a fail…
and carrying a pail? lol this could be fun
What, doesn’t everyone enjoy a nice piece of canned metal?
Just be careful not to chew with the teeth that have fillings.
*noms irony*
*steels stomach*
“I’m full of tinier
mencans!”A weird remake of Innerspace?
*pounces on Moomin* Gotcha!
*pounces on Mookie* Gotcha back! And front! And sides!
*tickletickletickle*
*giggles* *tinkles* Oops.
*runswithaterrifiedofbeingmauledtodeathbyangrycrowdsickandtiredoftheoverusedphrasequickness*
I can has can?
*pinches Aja’s can* You can has it back now.
This is crazy you all changed your avatars…missed you guys over the weekend. I signed on SAT and it was a whole different world of failer’s…I was unimpressed.
Most of us don’t comment on weekends.
I couldn’t comment on that.
Weekends are a dark and lonely place for a regular on the blog.
Hmmm weekends, I only manage Sundays, not this week however, as I was getting shot at in a foot of mud and ice in a woods. It was fun, there were many asplosions, including one involving hand cream.
That’s funny, it sounds like my Sunday, too. But not in the woods. And not hand cream.
um…what the hell do you two do on your free time??? I felt accomplished because I replaced my brakes, watched a “I survived” marathon, and capping the night off watching Paranormal Activity.
Ask Lou, my time is not free, oh no.
I can not comment for Mookie, but In my free time I
1) Am doing a degree in environmental studies
2) Do Karate 3 times a week
3) Safety
4) Occasionally airsoft….which hurts
5) Profit
6) Am a member of a geek union, where all my televisual need are met
7) Sleep alot.
Free time? What’s that?
No Kids + easy job = free time!
Oh.
*blank look*
I never was good at algebra.
Hmmm, OK, I will put it another way, I am a very very very lucky little fairy.
*considers*
*brightens*
Oh. Ok.
That time when you’re asleep.
Sleep, what’s that?
Ooh, I heard of that once. I thought it was a myth.
Sleep, sleep… where have I heard that word before… Hmmm….
Ah, you mean one of those furry animals that go “Ba-a-a-h?”
OH YEA the airsoft thing now i remember. good times, i miss sleep.
Hence the explosions…..and shootings, minus the death bit.
that’s a good bit to subtract
Reminds me of when Bugs Bunny kept nailing doors on doors.
Happy new year squeezes to all Failpeeps, (as I have been in hiding since the event)
*HappyGnusqueezes*
Oooh you Wilde beest!
Happy New Year to you all.
*squeezes everyone around*
This is my first day back too. I’ve missed you guys, no one in my family quite understood why I shouted out ‘SAFETY!’ half way through my mother’s reading out of the shopping list.
*snork*
My kiddy winks don’t get it when I say, “Remember, safety third.”
*sigh*
*sigh
They will learn.
They will. Eventually. They do understand “snork” and “roffle,” though.
Happy new year to you too, sweet pea!
*blows on horn*
*throws the confetti*
Happy New Year!!!! It had better be better than the last.
2009: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
but these are the times of our lives….
♪ It’s the first day of the rest of your life…♫
Whose horn are you blowing?
Happy new year to you k@, and all the failpeeps. I wish you all a year full of win.
*Squeezes*
Happy New Year, sweetie! To all the sweeties here!
I’m just poppin by to say Happy New Year to all the peeps! Sorry I haven’t been around much, but here’s to wishing everyone a great 2010!!!
*pop’s can of confetti, nothing happens.*
Hey, who’s been messing around with my cans?
*GnuYearsqueezesformm*
And here I thought they where Jugs.
Twice the shelf life.
All by its shelf?
How shelfish.
It is prawn to be mild!
That takes mussel.
omg surrealists would be so proud of this…like “how is i never thought of this”
-=NOW WITH ADDED IRON=-
Moomin: Now with added irony.
Mookie: now with extra eye candy.
You and I together are almost a pin-up! We just need some T&A.
All I can offer is gnu.
It’s a brave gnu world.
Are they getting married?
Something old, something gnu?
What once was old now is gnu.
What bounces of me, sticks to you?
I wish that i gnu what i know now, when i was younger.
What does it say on the stockings?
If you can read this, you’re just about close enough.
Keep climbing, you’re almost there… ?
No, they say CBGB over and over again.
Open this way up?
So, we put a can in your can so you cannot eat your food while you cannot eat your food.
But why cannot I eat my food while I cannot eat my food?
It’s the new diet plan.
The word “diet” has too many negatives attached to it. That’s why I’m waging a campaign against pounds instead.
A war on weight, if you will.
That works too.
*GnuYearsqueezesforJules*
*squeeze*
It been a busy holiday season, I am glad to be back.
It’s the new diet craze that is sweeping the nation.
OMG! Jinx!
You jinxed yourself?!? You cannot speak again until you say your name three times.
*sillysqueeze*
Nothing a little schizophrenia can’t solve.
*anklesqueeze*
I’m not so worried about hearing voices in my head, it’s when I hear voices in my knees I panic.
*happynewanklesqueeze*
Radio interfering with the metal plate in your knee? And why is it that all I see when I look at your squeeze is “wankle”? The new year starts strange.
*wankles Arthur and Moomin*
JUDY!!! IN PUBLIC!!!
*faints*
Apparently, wankle means something altogether different in England…
….just the first half!
My K@, are you feeling ok? You’re looking wan.
Nope, I am off for some Syllabubbles!
*giggles*
Looks kinda fake to me, first it would be incredibly hard to mis-make it and you can just rip it off and put it on an yet unopened can.
I would say there’s something uncanny about this.
It’s very funny. Can’t you hear the canned laughter?
Sorry, the sounds a little tinny on my computer.
Damn you! *shakes fist*
*shakes fist*
And a happy new year to you too.
Pffft! No it’s not.
*poketickle*
It will be.
I’m with jam on this one.
*poketickle*
It will be.
I’m with Arthur on this one.
I’m siding with Moomin and Arthur.
*tickles jam and Ms B*
*sidles along by everyone*
I find my opinion on the matter to be matching with the views expressed by Jam and Ms B. Hence, I declare:
2010 is… *sigh*.
I sure could’ve used a week or two more from ’09
Hang in there! Only 361 days and six hours to go…
*sighs and cries*
Don’t worry, it’ll soon be April. Then we can say ‘oh look, it’s April’.
But it rains in April and I’ll be even older.
April is one horny bitc… ooooh, you mean the month? Nevermind.
Yeah, but she only gets it on with Ninja Turtles.
*giggles inanely*
*giggles insanely*
*giggles inappropriately*
*Googles inappropriately*
Yes but it sounds tinny.
It’s all cans and cans until someone loses an eye.
Eye hear ya, brutha!
It’s a trap!
have YOU ever heard of the canned can? well now you have seen one.
it’s one present with many small presents inside, I love it
It is a can, you dumbass
I think he knew that… It’s kind of hard to miss…
(dumbasss)
The can can be canned!
It’s cans of turtles all the way down.
Matryoshka cans.
And in the last one is a russian bear.
c-c-c-combo1!1
b-b-b-bombo 2!2
shouldn’t that be d-d-d-dombo 2!2 ?
Yo dawg, I herd you liek opening lids, so I put a can in your can, so you can open a lid after opening the lid.
LOL wow!!
Please tell me that contains turtle soup… >_>
How brilliant and perfect would that be?
Cans? Bertrand Russell was wrong too!
“A canner will can anything that he can, but a canner can’t can a can can he?”
Can you do the cancan?
the package says:
conservable till you opened it :p
It’s a Can of Cans!
Yum…
photoshop
Thank you for that… Now kindly go away and never come back.
Can you tell from some of the pixels?
Must be freshly preserved!
Somehow I don’t think this “Aluminum Can’t” invention of yours will catch on.
Isn’t it tin?
Is Prince Albert in there? Well you better let him out!
Something smells fishy…
hey look its a can of can! mmmmm delicious LOL
“stay away from the cans… he hates the cans!”
-Nevin Johnson
“You’re very clever, sonny, but I’m afraid it’s cans all the way down.”
“But-”
“If you can ever reach it, the very last can contains a turtle, that is standing on top of another turtle.”
“What is that turtle standing on?”
“I’m afraid it’s turtles all the way down.”
“DAMN IT!”
Yo Cane, we heared that you like cans so we put a can in the can so you can uncan a can while you uncan the can.
THE CAN IS A SPY! THE CAKE IS ALIE?! NO GENTLEMEN THE CAN IS A SPY!!!!
The can is a fail, but the title is a total WIN.
But I want my spam NOW!
cans can include cans
Nice way to preserve canned food longer.
A Matryoshka can, I suppose (like some other failures already did before me)?
“My God, it’s full of cans…”
Can, can, can, can, can, can, can, CAN, CAN, CANNITY CAN!
Mmmm anticipation my favorite
Dali would be proud.
Fake…
With every opportunity in the world at your fingertips you need to fake a FAIL????
What fail? These are Russian nesting cans!
Obviously they just got the top of another can and put it on top of this
omg
DD
does anyone ever post about the fail?
*NEW!* From Chef Boyardee! It’s Mom’s Olde Fashioned Can in a Can! mmm it has that new can taste!
This is a win.
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE OPENING CANS SO WE PUT A CAN IN YO CAN SO YOU CAN OPEN A CAN WHILE YOU OPEN A CAN
The newest in seal protective technology
Long lasting product win.
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Wow an infinite can!
i call shenanigans!….fake
So…it’s a canned can. That’s a second derivative.
I think I know where they should’ve put them.. see recent uploaded Top-FAIL, when it clears the reviewers. 2 cans of Chef Boyardii bought yesterday, and one has a REALLY Easy-Open top.. (If you carry enough explosives)
We have to go deeper!
Canception