Perhaps he needs instructions?
Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: dunno source via Fail Uploader
-
-
Copy & paste this:
« Previous And Behind Door #3 | Cocking Fuckborough Next »
» 110 Failures in Communication
Leave a Reply
Popular FAIL Videos
-
Recent Failures in Communications
jack on Ugliest Tattoos: Tattoo WIN: T… trix on WIN!: Movie Cover WIN Cuddles the Safety C… on FAIL Nation: Penguin Awareness… Cuddles the Safety C… on FAIL Nation: Penguin Awareness… Skyhawk on FAIL Nation: Penguin Awareness… Charles on Poorly Dressed: Everyone Wubs … Mitsulini on FAIL Nation: Tent Relocation S… Duane Vick on Autocowrecks: Doing Oral … Sandbox on Bros: He Has an Incurable Dege… XaTaN! on Failbook: She’s 14 
Cheezburger Company Blog
I don’t think that’s gonna do much good.
Maybe, designers would never have considered such a situation =)
What? He’s protecting his hair, which is clearly very dear to him.
ofc!!! i mean,, who wouldnt want such a marvelous haircut,,
he prop should wear 2 of em.
The helmet should wear 2 black people?
He should be thrown off whatever job he’s on for not following safety standards, IMHO. I’m in construction and if I saw that I would have a FIT about it.
Rasta man Fail?
rofl
Well looks like alien finally got a daytime job.
I thought alien comes out of the belly, not the head.
Um, they didn’t pop out of their own head.
Alien is going to need more protection…..
3rd, lol
And you will be for the rest of your life…
just like safety
oo, 4rd, now 5th
4rd is not a word…
PLEASE INSERT A COIN AND TRY AGAIN
Clearly, Ford IS a word, or should it be Fourd?
Foured looks right. And that is NOT a word.
But Ford is.
Actually names and brands are not words, which is why you can’t use them during scrabble
It’s “fjord.”
4rd? Really??? Wow….
6rd!
I WIN!
Sup dawg, I heard you like hats, so we put a hat in your hat so you can look stupid while you look stupid.
ding dong
Does he even need that hat, if he’s got that huge head of hair cushioning his skull?
You know, I was wondering the same thing!
Isn’t there some kind of rule that in order to have a job that requires a hard hat, you must be able to wear a hard hat (in the manner in which it was designed)?
Oh I’m quite sure no one is going to dare question him; you don’t want a lawsuit on your hands!
That lawsuit would likely only happen in the U.S. No one else is quite as litigious.
Lawsuit or not, he can’t conform to safety standards. Case would be thrown out of court if he filed one, I imagine. Even in the USA.
I don’t know about that. There have been a couple cases now in America where fire department have been required to stop requiring applicant pass a swimming test because to many blacks were failing, and thus, requiring that a rescue worker be able to swim was deemed racist.
Well given that a much smaller number of otherwise qualified minorities might not have a chance to learn to swim due to lack of nearby beaches / pools, I would say that’s reasonable IF they immediately teach them to swim upon getting the job!
I bet it would act like a spring, but still everyone around him needs extra protection because of that
Maybe its where he keeps his candy.
Purely wrong in every single way. He’s gipsy!!!!
A gypsy?
Anyone who chooses to wear religious headgear like that deserves the resulting darwin award
HAHAHAHA MEGA FAIL
Well, it’ll save his dead skin cells.
dont u mean brain cells?
Protection Fail
I like the effective earplugs too.
I think the “turban”(or whatever it is)offers more protection than the helmet!
I was checking to see if anyone made that comment. I agree that his hairdo provides a lot of coverage. If he would wear it right on top.
Oh wow haha I know the company he’s working for… so much about Germans caring for safety at the workplace.
Also: WTF @ this guy’s hair WTF WTF WTF
WTF is this?
Fail mon, ja!
It’s a Xenomorph in disguise
Rasta Way to Start da Day:
1. Light da Spliff
2. Put on da Hard Hat
Wow, for a second i thought it was a kid bending over going for a crap.
S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Win.
At least he is using high-quality Hilti power tools.
As their slogan says:’Everything else is just a toy!’
A problem could arise if the weed he smokes is of the same quality as the tools!
It’s not like there is anything inside his skull for the helmet to protect.
LITTLE JACOB
Hes like alien from alien vs predator.
Thats one bloody ugly dude.
I don’t see how this is a fail. I mean, that’s OBVIOUSLY the part of his skull where his brain resides.
Perhaps he didn’t want to wear the hard hat but was forced to so he got smart about it.
This is why Troy Polamalu leaves his hair down.
404′d!
If he claims it’s religious headwear, I’m not sure how that works. In Britain, Sikhs are exempt from crash helmet laws on motorcycles because a) they (quite properly) dug their heels in and wouldn’t doff their turban and b) someone scurried around right quick and figured the turban plus the hair afforded some protection – whether or not it’s true, it saved a nasty religious confrontation.
As for the earplugs, THAT will get you thrown off the construction site.
he’s in compliance with the regulations… they just state hard hats must be worn…
the regulations are there so the employer can duck out of any liability if the employee wasn’t wearing the provided hard hat.
One love me breda. I and I’s protecting my dreadlocks.
Whats the difference between a grocery bag and Michal Jackson?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with…. the other is used to carry groceries.
that is actually funnier than what i was going to say… 1 is used to hold groceries and the other molests little kids…it was funny to me
Rastafarian FAIL.
I think his hair is protection enough.
Maybe there is already a helmet buried under his hair. From a construction job he had 20 years ago.
hair today, gone tomorrow?
Safety goes first XD
A serious candidate for a “Darwin Award”
But it’s OK under the rules of multiculturalism, since who are we of a different culture to judge what is OK in his culture? And if that hair is required by his religion, then he is totally covered by the concept of separation of church and state. Isn’t it wonderful?
The real fail is giving a black guy a job
F*CK YOU! YOU RACIST PIECE OF SH*T
AND JUST FOR YOUR INFO I’M WHITE AND PROUD OF IT
I suspect that the people who say that he won’t get away with this are right.
On a related note…I learned recently that Franz Kafka invented the hardhat. That’s right: the writer!
That’s for his conjoint twin wrapped up.
dreadful
If a person fails to ever groom their hair, would they be dreaded?
a resounding yes from Africa and I have dreads becoz I dont comb my hair…I donr ever wonna have to groom my hair..dont have time for it.
i would protect my hair too if it was that awesomee
Anyone ever think that MAYBE he hasn’t started yet and was about to fix it, or that he was done for the day or on break?
That’s the future for me too. the hardhat doesn’t fit because of my dreadlocks and I work in construction, so that is the way to go
)
thnak admin
be happy he has a job in the 1st place…
“Dis is how I protect meself, mon!”
Those dreads took more time to grow than his brain to develop, no wonder he wants to protect them.
What is that shit hanging off his chin?
well mrs. (insert witty name here), we found him under the pile of hard hats completely mangled, but if it makes you feel any better, his hair was in perfect condition.
And this is why brothers and sisters should never have children with each other!
Seems like a fashion win to me!!
Professor Quirrel?
leave the brada MON, he is hard workin MON, where is my spliff..
Reminds me of that episode of ‘Only Fools and Horses’ with the Trotter Crash Turbans.
This is what it would look like if Marge Simpson wore a hardhat… haha…
superb, just when i thought their were no more great sites for hair extensions. love it keep it up
very interesting site, really usefull and informative I will bookmark it and come back again. keep up the great work.
Everyone should bookmark this website, really very usefull the internet needs more sites like this one
What an idiot. Cut that nasty hair off. It stinks! Gross. He even put his beard in dreads. Nasty.
thats not up to you to decide. people like you sicken me. some people like dredlocks.
I agree, dreadlocks are NOT necessarily dirty or smelly at ALL, many people with dreads are very clean individuals with good hygiene. They also happen to be an important part of Rastafarianism, which is an actual religion to some people. Visit Jamaica some time and stop basing your opinions on dumb college kids who just want to get high and not shower.
A happy customer who bought a Trotter’s Crash Turban.
ja mon i and i just be protectin mah ‘air mon no need to be a bombaclad
Ha haa..he has not need a helmet! His hair will protect him anyway
A happy customer who bought a Trotter’s Crash Turban.
I think his hair is protection enough.
Darwinism win if you ask me.
great blog very interesting
this is such a great ad im lovin it