Comments on: Friday Rewind: Drunk Fail

By: TinCanOnAString

TinCanOnAString — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 19:31:48 +0000

First!!!!!!1!!!!11!!!1

I can’t believe it! I never get to be first. This is awesome.

By: Liam

Liam — Sun, 02 May 2010 22:01:43 +0000

Okay I’ve seen this video countless times and I’m still having trouble discerning which action here is the largest fail…the guy falling on his face? or the cop being stupid enough to use the tape when there are hundreds of lines in the very parking lot he finds himself in.

By: Pyke

Pyke — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:16:05 +0000

This is really dumb….

If I was arguing this in court (which, as I’ve not yet taken the bar, I’m unlikely to be doing today), I’d point out that my client simply fell over from the motion of leaning to put the tape down. After that he hit his head, causing a possible concussion and it’s impossible to say with any certainty how he would have done on the test.

By: Josh

Josh — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:10:04 +0000

why is the cop taping a line there are lines in the parking lot

By: seth

seth — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:43:56 +0000

just a feeling … couldn’t the cop use the parking line? …
cop fail

By: God

God — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 21:10:54 +0000

jaws2771 Chris are both pilots on the fail plane because they don’t bother to read the comments.

I swear to god if one more douche says the cop was stupid because there were already lines shows that there IQ is 9.

By: Chris

Chris — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 08:16:58 +0000

both have epically failed, the drunk, for faceplanting, and the cop for not realising there is already a line on the road!

By: jaws2771

jaws2771 — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:07:50 +0000

its a fail for the cop 2. theres already a bunch of lines. its a parking lot.

By: graphjam

graphjam — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 22:24:24 +0000

That’s also part of the sobriety test – bending down and standing back up. If you can’t do that, it’s a pretty good bet that you’re drunk.

By: Pure Awesomeness

Pure Awesomeness — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:00:53 +0000

Lol…

By: Sverre

Sverre — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 13:03:39 +0000

Third has a golden bird!

By: Mchiel

Mchiel — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:08:12 +0000

Lol, yeah, i thought that was the fail first XP

By: Miss Fit

Miss Fit — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 20:23:51 +0000

Does it even matter how old it is? Some people just haven’t seen it before. So I’d say shove your hypocritical crap back to where it belongs.

By: click clack

click clack — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 05:27:46 +0000

i love how the cop just walks slowly over there and looks at him haha

By: Bricks

Bricks — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:19:34 +0000

Why couldnt the pig use the parking lot lines?

By: Buttsecks

Buttsecks — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 08:34:55 +0000

omfg why would you not check to see if someone else already made and debunked this idea?

By: Buttsecks

Buttsecks — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 08:32:10 +0000

Nobody cares.

By: Game Master 136

Game Master 136 — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 06:32:58 +0000

It’s a balance test. The guy failed it and that wraps up your field sobriety test. Why waste the time to have the guy walk when he can incapasitate himself and be proven drunk

By: cowboykirk

cowboykirk — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:11:13 +0000

i wondered why my head hurt

By: Melissa

Melissa — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:21:20 +0000

I think the officer was perfectly aware of the parking stripes…he directs the drunk guy to stand directly on one, shining his flashlight beam on it at the top of the video. I agree with the idea that the skewed lines are going to mess the drunk the guy up further. The fail is totally in the guy falling on his face.

By: ben

ben — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:38:04 +0000

isnt anyone else seeing the irony of this video? the officer asks the guy to hold thetape to make a line…. theres lines all over the parking lot (parking spaces) lmfao

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:00:30 +0000

I feel concussed just watching that video!

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Xbox Live Codes For Free — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 10:47:57 +0000

OMG, that had to hurt, well after he sobered up that is

By: pyrricus

pyrricus — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 08:16:15 +0000

he might not remember anything anymore if he hit hard enough!

By: London216

London216 — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:14:00 +0000

obviously, it has the freakin date on the video!!

Loudcap fail??

By: Ghostwish

Ghostwish — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:54:54 +0000

All these posts…

All these complaints about lines on the ground..

.. and I am the only one who knows this video is old? I mean, seriously, this has been drifting around on the web forever..

*peers* Made in 2006. I’d say it’s been on the web since then too.

By: Fiete

Fiete — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:20:13 +0000

^wtf… Narau is my native language.

By: TronFiete

TronFiete — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:18:20 +0000

Afrikaans.

By: McBee

McBee — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 02:44:37 +0000

You self-centered dolt.
You don’t read other people’s comments, do you?
For you it’s all about “Read mine” Read mine! Oh, I’m so smart!” and off you prance…
For punishment: Count how many times other people have said the same, and how many times other-other people have explained them why.

By: Zephyius

Zephyius — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 02:40:54 +0000

I was gonna say the exact same thing lol.

By: Krev

Krev — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:37:08 +0000

so whats the fail? the drunk for falling? or the cop for making a line in a parking lot full of lines?

By: Darklady63

Darklady63 — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 17:12:32 +0000

It may very well be that regulations require a certain distance. In my work, I’m supposed to measure out 13 feet (and what idiot came up with that?! Oh, yeah, a bureaucrat) and have someone walk it, timing how long it takes, gait, balance, etc. My subjects are elders, not drunks, and fortunately I haven’t had someone faceplant.

And, watching the cop, you can see he doesn’t take his eyes off the drunk.

And yes, his delay in helping is concerning. I wonder what his superiors thought on reviewing the tape…imagine, three days later, the guy is in a trauma unit, decerebrate posture, and they start casting about for the cause of his brain injury. Oops!

Even barring that, well, geez…. ouch!

By: Doctor F.

Doctor F. — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 16:45:33 +0000

Ouch.

But also haha.

By: axeholes

axeholes — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 13:16:04 +0000

It’s not that funny. I’ve seen better.

By: axeholes

axeholes — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 13:08:57 +0000

True. But at least rewind something better than that. There’s tons of new footage out there, so why do a rewind. Why not put the “Paranoid Prairie” dog clip up again while at it…just a thought.

By: jorritio

jorritio — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:23:22 +0000

wtf a handful?
make that a few million!

*slaps the morones that keep saying there were enuf lines*

By: Caghs

Caghs — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 08:40:04 +0000

Reading previous comments fail.

Not only did about a million people already say this, there has also been a handful of comments pointing out WHY the cop made a new line.

By: Random Person Eating a Burrito.

Random Person Eating a Burrito. — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 02:48:53 +0000

Did anyone notice at the end before the video fades black that the guy said “I love you.” XDDDD

By: bri

bri — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 02:31:41 +0000

well, i hope i wasn’t the only one 2 notice, but there are 2 fails in that video! doesn’t the police officer realize that he is in a parking lot full of lines? lol, he’s just wastin s tape!

By: Weeee

Weeee — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 01:59:34 +0000

The most thing about the vid is not the dude crashing his head hard is that the freakin cop needed to make a nother line when there where like 4 already on the flooor.

LOOLZ to the cop.

By: Caghs

Caghs — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:17:50 +0000

The breath-test law is a little different here in Australia, just for conversation’s sake. Taking a breath-test is standard practice, and is actually done on a regular and random basis. As a matter of fact, they often have random breath tests of every second or third car on a Friday and Saturday night, and on special occasions where drinking is more probable (such as public holidays, sports events like the Melbourne Cup, etc).

It is, in fact, rare to see any of the sobriety tests that are common in America

By: Caghs

Caghs — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:14:58 +0000

*hands you the last of her M&M’s*

By: Caghs

Caghs — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:13:43 +0000

He probably waited until showing this to his buddies at the station

By: Åge

Åge — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:13:31 +0000

The funny thing is he wont remember this in the morning.

By: Caghs

Caghs — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:12:52 +0000

*hands you both M&M’s*

*is surprised to find she’s running out of M&M’s, considering how few she’s had cause to give out*

By: Caghs

Caghs — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:11:39 +0000

This comment makes me want to go on a witch hunt. Which hunt? A witch hunt

By: Caghs

Caghs — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:09:49 +0000

That would require effort, I guess. Much better to just make a comment identical to the dozens before, rather than actually read through *sigh*

Besides, ridiculing others seems to make people feel better

*hands you M&M’s*

By: Caghs

Caghs — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:06:54 +0000

No problem then

By: kenga333

kenga333 — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:04:54 +0000

Maybe WIN.
Some states invalidate field sobriety tests if you injure your head during the interaction with police, and in some cases, if you do, they must take you for medical care instead of continuing to try to bust you for DUI. For instance, use the expensive machine *after* the suspect has failed to walk a line – can’t after faceplant.
Though, I suspect you have to do it on purpose to be WIN.

By: satanasko

satanasko — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 23:35:34 +0000

what would happen if the one that made the parking lot’s lines was drunk when he made ‘em ? some jerk might have cracked his head after the policeman let’s him go