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Yay… Oh and I’d Tapp That
Happy New Year Guys – From London
Happy New Year from the Netherlands here!!
and from lisbon here!
and from here here
And From Here There
And from there here
Happy New Year from Utah!
That’s right, I’m in Utah for the new year. Maybe you were wondering why I was posting here this late on New Year’s Eve? Again, I will reiterate: I’m in Utah for the new year.
You Fail! It’s not new years in Utah Yet!
Dude. Everyone knows that Utah won’t hit 2010 until sometime two years from now. You guys are a little behind the times.
And here (Belgium)
amai, ge zeit unun belg
happy newyear from netherlands
keep on smoking pod guys
happy new year from portugal, and btw the cake is a lie
New Years Cake?
It’s upside-down and topped with pineapple.
But it’s a lie… Does that mean it’s right side up?
how did you know?
Hey, I live in the Netherlands
wew shocking
like 16 mln other
someone save that whale
You could say…. he had a whale of a time
Fail whale
A fhale.
second?
And you will be for the rest of your life…
+1 Zing
+1 Ditto
+1 Crap
+1 Beer
C-C-C-Combo Breaker
+9000
AOAOOAOAAAAAH!
Hey you! That water looks kinda cold, do you regret it ?
It’s not the water he needs to worry about.
Sharks!
Diabetes!
And sharks!
or diabetic sharks.
obese whales
best laugh in months
*kills all people who posted before and throws them in ice water*
*Drinks Starbucks… What’cha going to do about it?*
Sorry, due to freezing temperatures, ice water is currently unavailable.
win
Selling frozen water in the shape as cubes!Works like ice cubes,but BETTER!
If he would be twice this fat, he’d make it through it directly.. But I’m not sure if that’s possible.
if he was twice as fat, he wouldn’t be outside.
true say
I’m surprised he was even outside being as fat as he was…
Because only thin people go outdoors, right?
because only thin people fit trough doors
btw, this comment makes us think ur fat
If he was twice as fat, the wooden quay ‘d be a goner.
dumb fat !!
get skinny so you do not break the ice !!
Thanks for your jerkatude, but I’ll hazard a guess that almost any adult jumping onto ice that thin would have broken it. Considering how he’s dressed, it can’t be very cold. I doubt any of them realized there was still a thin sheet of ice on the lake at all until he jumped through it.
It’s either warm enough for the ice to be relatively thin (The ice LOOKED very thin when he broke it), or he’s part of the Polar Bear Club.
i saw this video on another site where its longer. he is actually totally aware of the ice being there and his goal was to break it (which is why he was dressed lightly)
so its not really a fail. although looking foolish he did exactly what he wanted to do.
Him trying to claw his way outta the water made me think he was a walrus :\
yes indeed!
someone should club him to death!
oh wait… those are seals
I don’t understand. What was he attempting to accomplish through jumping into that lake? Either the lake would be so hard it would be quite painful, or it would be break and the following would occur.
He was just trying to show that the only thing more stupid than the idiots who post “first,” “second” and “photoshopped” are the people who do stupid stuff. He’s lucky that his flab kept him from being ripped apart by his flub.
It’s not those firsters that are stupid but rather the people that keep on complaining about them and thus giving them the motivation they need.
Said the guy who added his own comment to the pile. ^^
Yeah, but he was first
…Which is why everybody hates them. I’d rather be generally liked by the internet than be an embarrassment to mankind.
Way to go AA!
*breaks out the champagne… again…*
No more champagne for me, fanksh.
TeeHee! Why ish the room shpinning?
Oops
sorry hit the wrong switch.
*turns off shpin and flips on disco*
Congratulations on your “powered by”, Admiral! Happy New Year, and I second the sentiment expressed by HerbSewell: “WTF was that guy even TRYING to do?”
Thanks Shadow and ED! Woohoo! I’m powering in a new year!
Wooo! New decade, even! Congrats!
Holy monkey balls, Batman!
WHY WOULD YOU POKE HOLES IN A MONKEY’S BALLS?!?!
What the duece?!
Sorry, but the new decade is not until 2011.
When you think about it, their is no year 0, so it goes year 1 – 11, 11 – 21 and so on.
So how come the ‘new millennium’ was in 2000, and not 2001?
A: After waiting for almost one thousand years, they couldn’t take it anymore and decided to get on with it.
A2: It leaked onto the Internet a whole year before it’s official release date.
That’s confusing. Nobody would say that 1990 was part of the 80s. It just doesn’t make any sense.
There was no zero, but there is a year ___0, like 2000. or 1990, which really isnt part of the 80′s like leroy said. year 2000 started the millenium this is a new decade.
Sorry, Its Leo-Roy.
No, as mike said, 2001 started the third millennium A.D. Proof by contradiction: Suppose 2000 started the latest millennium A.D. Then the previous millennium A.D. consisted of the years 1000 through 1999, inclusive. There is no year in the A.D. calendar before the year 1, which leaves only 999 years, 1 through 999 A.D., for the first millennium A.D., but a millennium must consist of a thousand years =><= Similiar reasoning proves that 2011 will start the new decade under the A.D. calendar.
Oops, I actually disproved candace’s statement. An obvious proof by induction proves that 2001 and 2011 start a millennium and a decade.
He can de of hypotermia……..And dumbness.
At least he didn’t went UNDER the ice…
The only dumbness is your inability to properly spell die and hypothermia. Kills me, actually.
… as well as the ability to “went” under the ice.
fail on the long, un-stoppable advertisement after the video.
…why would anybody care if the advertisement is long AFTER the vid?
You can’t try this at home unless you somehow gained 300 pounds.
his fatness protect him from cold
Happy New Year 2010 too from Thailand
FAIL! XD Happy new year from Norway xD
He brokeded the ice across the entire poond
Clearly he wasn’t expecting there to be any ice. Why would you knowingly jump onto ice?
Because he’s an idiot?
Trying to do the walrus version of ice-capades?
Seriously though, what was he trying to do… it says weight limit fail… but does that mean he was just trying to land on the ice? it looks like he was trying to jump into the water and didn’t realize it was frozen or maybe he was trying just to crack the ice… so i dont see how this is a fail
fat people falling is ALWAYS going to be funny
as stated before, he was trying to jump onto the frozen lake and break the ice. so your right, its not a fail, just stupid.
Here is the uncut version of the video: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1927027
it was obviously cut to make it seem like a fail
FATMAN IN ACTION!!!
He broke the ice. Maybe they’ll hit it off.
Clever.
I LOVE how he was “towed” to safety as opposed to just simply being pulled…
He is a failboat.
He didn’t break the ice, the force him hitting the water actually broke a hole to another dimension, from which he quickly returned.
The people in the other dimension said, “No thank you, we have enough fat people already.” Then they pushed him back.
Sometimes I think our dimension is the most tolerant out there…
Tolerant of what? Other people? Oh…yeah…I’m sure you’re f*ing perfect and you don’t like anyone else around to be less than perfect, or a different color, or not like you. In turn, everyone else has to tolerate bigots like you.
Now that that’s out of your system… Care for some tea?
dude hypothermia. Btw happy new year from Canada!
How many fish were harmed in the making of this video?
Didn’t you saw that whale in the video??
wtf are you morons worried about spelling for? who gives a shit about spelling ya jackasses
About a few tenths of millions of college professors in linguistics worldwide?
i think that stunt would qualify for an darwin award honorary mention.
That’s the Admiral for you. He’s the face of the new decade. He didn’t just power a new fail, he powered the new age of Failbloggian enlightenment. Man, now I’m getting all teary-eyed.
XD my, I had a though fail “ZOMG HE BROKE THE WATER!!!!”
ROFL
I don’t see how he had so much trouble getting out of the water.
I see whales beach themselves all the time.
Maybe he was afraid they would pull an “Oregon Special” on him once he beached himself?
*quietly slips out of comment section*
I dunno if anybody is still here to read this, but it’s a little under 25 minutes to the new decade, here in Oregon. HAPPY NEW YEAR, FAILPEEPS!!! My love and *SQUEEZES!* to you all, and smooches for the girlies, because I honestly believe that we don’t do enough of that sort of thing in this world, showing our love for each other, so hell, we might as well start the decade off right. Heres to another ten years of fails and friends, love and laughter. Yes, I have had one too many glasses of champagne.
I started out thinking, “Oh, yeah, it’s still totally okay to make fun of fat people,” but I ended up thinking, “Yeah, well, if they’re this stupid, I guess it is.”
There are thin people this stupid too. *cackle*
See Hollywood.
the only thing that comes to mind is (no offense [though that usually adds offense]) “Jump Fatboy Jump”
then oh shit
Darwin award anyone?
darwin award ftw =D
an epic fail =D=D=D
btw, happy new year from germany =D
We’re perfectly able to understand what’s happening in the video without being interrupted by pointless comments over and over.
dude, that didnt help
What was he trying to do?
I don’t know why, but I thought the fail would be that the pier would break at some point…
yeah me too =/
Rly , McDonald Rock!
+1 ^^
With the last part of him to go through being his feet I think he was lucky to come heads up back through the hole he made instead of being trapped under the ice. I guess it was a rather large hole though.
Ah! Blue whale… A beautifull sea creature…
If he’s not careful then he could have died.
fatty fail!
The ice in that video looks thin enough that it would have broken regardless of who was dumb enough to jump on it…I’d say the fail had more to do with stupidity than weight.
A normal person (less than half his weight) would clearly not have broken the ice. If the ice was very thin, he surely would have gone right through it instead of first sliding on his feet.
What was he trying to accomplish? Break his leg instead?
ahahaha.. still laughting LOL
bet hell be real annoyed when he sees this on the net
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
did he died?
hahahahahahah pause @ :57
what a moron, people get killed from WALKING across ice! let alone being obese and jumping on it! he might’ve got trapped!
OMG
DDDDD
how is this weight limit fail
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