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*slides*
*rips skin off on concrete*
That was fun, can I go again.
OW! That hurt me just READING your comment! Here, have some salve.
*limps over*
Fankoo
*newyearseveJudysqueeze*
You need more speed to clear the concrete.
Watch me…
….
*limps over*
Can I have some salve?
*gives salsa*
Solly, No speaka English
No problem *eats salsa on baked chips*
They have a vending machine? Where? *looks for loose change*
No, still, I have a cake machine
Baked chips? What, do you want to live for a hundred years and then die of nothing at all? Fried chips all the way!
*rubs salve on BG*
Oh yeah! That’s the stuff!
Did you ask to be stuffed?
*gets sausage meat and bread crumbs*
*mixes together*
*gets a funnel*
Ready?
stuff meh plzzz
*stuffs*
*readies fire*
That’s new…But hey, I’ll try it!
Try everything once!
*backflips off the Empire State Building in a clown suit while playing “Greensleeves” on a trumpet*
Nice, but ehh… you forgot your parachute
No, he already did it with a parachute!
That’s fancy, in the old days they just used raw onions and wood chips.
That’s our community pool. About the fastest you can go on that slide is just enough to make it so that you only scrape part of your butt on the side of the pool.
Wait- what city is that?!
Wait, what city is that?!
k@, I returned your squeeze, but the blogmonster stole it. Here’s another: *newyearsevek@squeeze*
Yay!
*puts party hat on*
*plays auld lang syne on the kazoo*
Bloggy needs some love too.
Maybe Bloggy can find a nice BlogMonstress to get some smooches from. There’s no excuse for just sitting on the couch all alone, watching fireworks and pigging out on FailBlog comments.
Do they have a Monster section on match.com?
yeah its called ” people who sleep in dumpsters
“
someone ask… for salvation?
I don’t think so… *exorcises*
Speaking of exercise, where’d that cake go?
I downwt kwnow…
nope but have you heard the word of Jehovah? *hands pamphlet*
*runs away screaming*
You’ve misspelled bore. Stop being one.
It’s an indigenous species in scotland.
Your honor, may I call my next witness?
*Testifies*
*Mystifies*
*erectifies* (is that a word? sounds dirty)
*electrifies* (I know that is)
*Mollifies*
No, not really JaySen.
*crucifies*
Next time JaySen, try a dictionary. Or a thesaurus (no, it’s not a dinosaur!). Or Google it.
SexerFies<—— Excersice.-/- Sex version
I witnessed Jehovah once… It was scary.
I walked in on Jehovah
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (crack)
get in line!!!
second
And that is what you’re always going to be your entire life!
Duh, guys. That’s not a fail. It’s intended to force kids to learn the principles of aerodynamics. If they don’t make themselves as streamlined as possible, they won’t make it into the water. See?
…..and road rash.
Raspberries.
*raspberry*
*Skins up*
Detachable buttocks?
@zombie. no no no u got it wrong. its disposible buttcheeks, u can buy them on e-bay
So it’s a slide for grade school science field trips?
Also health class for First Aid practice.
Two in one… Clever.
Hang on…..did you just say….That is not a fail ….it’s a win?
I am truly horrified!
He didn’t say it was a win (which it isn’t), he merely said it’s not a fail. Not the same thing.
It….was….a….joke
Shadow will get it.
That…was…a…joke…too
You might not get it. Kinda have to live o’er here to get it
Where’s “o’er here”? Cuz I thought I was.
No, O’er here is HERE, you’re thinking of o’er THERE somewhere…
That’s neither HERE nor THERE…
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
♪ But on the other hand, there’s a golden band ♪
♪ To remind me of someone who would not understand. ♪
Hey, when someone asks me for a hand they should be more specific as to what they actually want.
You owe me an arm and a leg.
*pays up immediately*
*won’t say where he got them*
Hey everyone, New Years Eve cake in the break room!
Yayyyyy! Dibs on the piece with the fireworks on it!
*lights fireworks*
*wheels in old trusty-and-rusty confetti cannon*
*overloads it to the nth degree*
*
safety**wedges metal plug into business end*
*asks TreeBore to fire it for him*
*instantly buries self 18 feet underground*
I do not like green eggs and ham?
You are awesome!!
I DO >_<
♪ ♫ …when it’s over, over there. ♫ ♪
Over fed, over paid and over here.
(Pssst…Marius – overdone.)
Overstated?
*Feels halfbaked*
Overinflated??
Overwhelmed?
We need to bring people together around the world. So we all can get it.
I don’t think you can fit that many people in city hall… It was a jab at our mayor.
No. I didn’t say that. That’s… ridiculous.
*nervous laughter*
*pokes*
*pays*
Grrr… I hate you, smilies.
k@!!! Where did you poke????
erm, well I was going for the ear, but I appear to have missed.
Eeeeew! Wet Willie!
Was that a request Marius?
*readies finger*
*pokes*
*Shivers*
*Looks for payment*
:[
WIN1!1!1!!!!1
But can’t you see peoples could get hurted badly!
You are insulting my culture! Shame!
Jeez, you must throw a fit whenever AFV comes on.
They have CFV in Canada
*cough* Canada is not in Europe anymore
I’m in Europe
me2^_^
Yeah! We rock! And we have ATV’s!
I didn’t say that or mean that. I was pointing out the fact that we have a Canadian version.
wait,, seriuzly!? i thought it would be a fun landing,,
hmm, maybe im not that good at designing water slides after all,,
Aw, you’re just attached to your skin.
*Changing skin* what?
They must have gotten a seal of approval.
Would the seal have cleared the concrete?
No, but it would have been funnier.
It’s the award that smelt.
It might, seals are slippery.
a sea lion could clear it
*claps fins*
OAR, OAR, OAR!!
*beats judy with an oar*
*Gives TreeBoar a pair of scissors*
Run along now.
*runs along*
*cuts off flippers*
*aims tranquilizer rifle at the boar*
*fires*
You’ve always got my back, you sweet party-hatted General!
*squeeze*
Anything for my sweet little Smurfette!
*happynewdecadesqueeze*
*uses the force*
*redirects tranquilizer*
*SHHwacks* Boar with nunchucks of justice, which of course are indestructible and forceproof. the end. good day
*sneaks up behind JaySen*
*THWACKs Bore with a headstone after the nunchuck attack*
*gets all in his face and stuff*
*lets him see the maggots crawling through my head*
*steps back and slides down fatal slide scared of zombie*
*vomits in mouth* but appreciates the back up.
Thank you very much!
Only an hour into the new decade and already nuisance extermination? I like it
Well, y’know… we’ve been meaning to get rid of for a while, and, well… if not now, then when?
Get rid of THEM! THEM!
*headdesk!*
*is struck by Shadow’s inclination to the annhiliation of some vague group of beings*
Whatever you say, mate!
*goes off in search of “them”*
? Did you just walk into the non plot of LOST ?
Giant ants are on the loose?
*Runs from Them*
LOST has a plot! It’s just, sort of, well – lost, among the things that are happening one after the other.
…..non plot, see!
*nods*
lost, with every answer you get three questions…didn’t make it through the first season.
Just like politics. Oh wait
I didn’t start watching it, my husband has seen every episode, with his ranting, raving and swearing about it…..I am glad !
Giant ants? But … but … they’re gentle giants!
They got the seal for the slide, not the pool.
hmm,, true,, so,, actually its the pool that’s placed wrong :O
why is it called a water slide fail?? it’s supposed to be a pool fail :O!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM TOKYO!!!
*sets off fireworks*
*leads parade with all the trimmings*
Happy New Year, BFF!!!!
*othersideoftheworldsqueeze*
I hope you’ll forgive me if I don’t give you a kiss.
Woot….already, wow!
*waves sparkler ineffectually*
BF!!!!! *Twenty-Ten squeezes!*
Happy New Year from West Virginia, USA!!
*squeezes Shadow, k@ and Judy and everyone else*
May we all have another happy year full of Failblogging!
*passes out cake*
*puts on music*
*passes out in the cake*
Uh, sweetie? You’ve got frosting up your nose….
Awwwww nose!
*Snortkitty*
Kitten huffing? (clicky – cat lovers, tread lightly)
Whoops. Forgot the actual clicky…
HEY NOW!
The rumors of Maggie Simpson’s kitten huffing habits have been completely invented. Look to Homer for the problem.
*RIGLMS*
Hey. What did I miss?
AHH!!! Forgot to send my New Years greetings in timely matter!
Anyways, Happy 2010 from Japan!!!
Happy New Year Failpeeps!
Happy New Year Failpeeps! I hope everyone has a happy and prosperous 2010.
Scotty!
*POUNCE!*
*POUNCE!*
Dog pile on Scotty! Happy New Year, Failpeeps!
From myself, my hoard and everyone else in southern California, a Happy And Prosperous New Year to you all as well.
*feels Sooo last year*
新年おめでとう!
anyone wanna play some mad libs? because i really have nothing catchy or interesting to say this morning. here we go, make it good!
I feel _1_ when i see _2_, but i always remember _3_ third! I just wish _4_ woud _5_ and then _6_ _7_. but for now i will just _8_… ok do your best.
I feel happy when I see all of you, but I always remember, safety third! I just wish you would smile and have a happy new year but for now I will just squeeze you all!
Okay, I added a few more words than necessary, but that’s all I got. Happy New Year, peeps!
Happy New Year to the best li’l Smurfette in the world (and all my other FailFriends, too!)
*checks champagne stocks*
Hmmm… We might not have enough to make it through today.
I have 5 bottles in my fridge to donate.
You can have the one in my cupboard – I’m going out with Bug Light tonight!
a Beerterfly?
a Beertle?
Zzzap!
DOT ORG!!!
@Judy: You made me ROFL…*squeeze*
*pops a Mothra movie in the DVD player for Jucy*
♪ ♫ Just me, and my Shadow! ♫ ♪
*squeezes!*
♪ See my shadow, see my shadow
Move this way, move that way.
See it do what I do, see it do what I do,
Follow me, follow me. ♪
*squeezers*
For what it is worth Judy,shadow,BG,GFB,k@tcf,KN,Marius,AA,DW,Jam,Jaysen, and anyone else I missed have a good New Year and safe one.
you too 5E end this decade right! same to everyone else! Happy old year ending!
HAPPY OLD YEAR DYING!
They just need to put a small upwards ramp at the end and then you have the problem solved.
Either that or before sliding you’re forced to watch an episode of Sasuke/Ninja Warrior with the “Flying Chute” obstacle
They would probably mess up the angle… and the we would have cracked heads.
Happy New Years all. May it start out like a parachute jump exciting right to the end.
If you arch your back going down a water slide you get more speed, hence less drag friction.
Photoshop. Duh.
*headdesk*
Thy avatar reveals the essence of thee…
Weird, vomit-green shapes?
Not to mention the white shape that surrounds them… creepy :-/
How did he manage to puke in such a hypnotic pattern?
This looks like a job for…
Puke Analyst!
*theme music plays*
*camera pans in to the scene of the puke*
- So, Bob, what do you think?
- It’s really hard to tell what has happened here. I don’t know what to…
- It’s rather obvious, gentlemen.
(both) Puke Analyst! You’re here?
*turns off TV*
*Sighs* Darn it, there’s never anything good on TV on New Year…
Or if it wasn’t photoshop, the slide just wasn’t finished yet. There’s no way that support would be THAT close to the edge otherwise.
Something tells me you haven’t visited the best water park in America. Wet Willy’s Trauma Center Park, where your wettest dreams come true, then you get a concussion!
Or, there were some budget cutbacks…
we had to decide between three feet of slide or a new slushie machine…..mmmmm i love cherry!
Pineapple?
*puppyeyes*
There could also be a removable section for when the slide is closed.
you need some spam
*pulls out a random can of spam*
*microwaves it in an imaginary microwave*
here, it’s hot though
Tread carefully, I think the rights to the process of nuking spam are reserved around here.
You didn’t use the microwave, did you?
wtf!?!?!?
hehehe
It’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
Notice there’s only one guy in the pool. I think he did a really big naughty in there, and it was so toxic that not only did all the people get out, but the slide actually moved itself away from the pool using the power of positive thought. And jellybeans.
Great, FB is messing up on me today
Ah, the water slide of doom…
..Atleast its safer then the disneyland waterparks..
Almost made it…
Hi All!! I don’t get to play today. In fact, lately I don’t get to play with you guys at all. But I wanted to take a moment to wish my FailPeeps all the best in the new year. Love and Miss you!!
Right back at ya BB!
You better be having some fun then, little missy.
you took the words rite out of my mouth….
but ill say it again
HAPPY NEW YR
oh and i wouldnt ride that even if ya paid me….. (O_o)
To quote Maxwell Smart:
“Missed it by that much.”
maybe when you slide down your going so fast you dont even touch the concrete. (you fly)
Then anyone swimming around where that guy in the pool is would be in a lot of trouble…
*Slides*
wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……………………. THUNK!
Ah, that brought memories…
*sudden burst of pains in both arms and legs*
So many, different, memories…
none in the head? What kind of life are you living?
This isnt a fail
The end of the slide has been removed for maintenance. If you see on the other side, there are fences blocking it
that isnt a fence, its a GUIDE! (or a moose… i cant decide)
Chances are they just take the end-piece out when the pool is being used for other non-slide related shit. Like swimming… or draining.
das jus stoopid
AAH ALL THE RAPE BURNS !
LOL now that’s dangerous
I bet 100 bucks this water slide is in Taiwan or China. They do stupid stuff like that over there
-S. Crumbs
Sport Crumbs: All the Pics unFit to Print
Nice… little short me thinks!
didn’t that guy just go down the slide?? you see him? all the way in the middle of the pool? lots a speed there!
YAY! Looks fun…
you just gotta fart right when you get to the end..that should give you the propulsion necessary to successfully complete this task.
it could be worse there mightn’t have been a pool at all
Get rid of the liposuction pamphlet now! Come try the new scrape your arse off waterslide
WTF
Or… they took the end of the slide off so it’s not sticking out in the pool over a lane during a swim meet?
Is this a pool fail….or a slide fail?
Did the slide get put in the wrong place, or the pool not get built big enough?
(For all you out there who take everything seriously…this is a joke)
you can’t expect people to possess critical thinking skills. they see this slide and immediately the only conclusion is that it is a fail. concluding that the end of the slide has been removed for maintenance would require thought processes that escape most people nowadays.
Nice, but ehh… you forgot your parachute
at home we have a kidney-shaped swimming pool that is well maintained, i love swimming on it all day long ‘
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