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the cake is a lie
you’re a lie
I lie.
I am lying right now.
I’m actually sitting up, but should probably be lying.
This is unacceptable! We need to stand up to all the lying around here!
You think we’re a little prone to falsification?
Well… a little bit, perhaps?
Liar!
Liar! Liar!
I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!
Humperdink!
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER-EAKER-EAKER-eaker-eaker…
This is Buttercup’s true love! If you heal him he will stop Humperdink’s wedding!
That hurts to look at…
*wondering*
btw did the reporter and police osyfor died?
No – they did not. And the people that were working in the dispatch center are my bosses. Me thinks that they were the submitters. o.O
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Seriously, they will pull this up on a slow night to remember the “good old days”.
so are you
You know.. that hurts…
why would anyone lie about cake
Maybe the couch is crowded?
And all the chairs were taken?
Ummmm, Gracie? Why you a wildebeest?
It’s the Happy Gnu for this year.
A very happy gnu!
*Gnuyearsqueeze*
Happy Gnu Year, Scotty!
*squeeze*
Ahhhhhh! Not a wildebeest, a G-N-U!!! Got it, ’cause I scrolled down there VVVVVVV.
Happy “Gnu” Year!
*squeeze*
Happy ta Knew Yer!
Happy ta Gnu Yer, too!
*squeeze*
Happy Gnu Year, sweetie Gracie!
*squeeze*
So what am I to due with these happy Nude Deer?
or maybe there was no cake at all ?
There’s cake. It’s delicious and moist, and for the ones who are still alive.
It’s a web comic…
It’s called Alanna.
The cake is a spy
a double-agent, no doubt?
double-layered.
Cake is like the force,
it has a light side and a dark side
and it powers the universe.
The cake is duct tape?
The cake is like FailBlog comments?
(Think about it
)
It’s really not fair to ask a zombie to think about anything, you know.
oh .. but ..but… but .. are u a zombie ?
*Headdesk*
^ xElebenty
Looks like the force is gone from this house either way, because the lightsaber they brought out looks a little droopy.
Recharge the saber’s battery, he must.
I see your swartz is as big as mine!
Spaceballs? Sounds like a day porn.
You’re quite young, aren’t you?
He’s his own best friend.
Yes, but does he hate Yogurt? Even with strawberries?
Considering the video shouldn’t it be “The d1ld0 is a lie”?
Yeah, but… what about the cake? The cake is stil a lie… right? RIGHT?!?!?! *confused*
Only if the cake is d1ld0 shaped.
I like cake
I love channel 5 news! That looks like Dave Dohl. That’s freakin hilarious. GO MINNESOTA!!
Anyone for the video-challenged?
Oh boy, how to do this …
News dork doing the usual “they’re still searching the place” routine when a crime scene investigator walks out of the place carrying a box with a large, cylindrical semi-erect phallic object in it. The kind that make you think of the cruel and unusual punishment clause in the Constitution.
I’m sorry, scratch that. It’s another truck running into an overpass.
phew. I was out of my depth there.
Those darn trucks, when will they learn.
Looks more like a box of train parts to me.
With one really big diesel pusher.
And a lot of imitation crab meat.
I thought it was the Lego Godzilla playset.
:Shock:
Maybe he was off for his break?
I think you might have committed a Capital offence with it. Let’s see, does :Shock: =
?
Simplify. 8 (eight) + O (capital oh) =
i think thats the face the guy made when he tried hiding the “object” from the poice.
That depends on where he was trying to hide it.
I hope he didn’t try to repeat the “Suspect win” fail
haha he would have to have Steven Tyler’s mouth for that!
Simplify even further: talk face to face. Studies have shown that such “human interaction”, as it is commonly, usually requires absolutely no typing at all, and significantly lowers your risk of carpal tunnel.
*commonly called
Yeesh, I’m losin’ words all over the place today.
Failblog posts via web cam?
Two garbage trucks strike an overpass at the same time, just as a bungee jumper leaps
Nah, it’s… apparently a drug bust, a cop comes out of a door carrying a box in which is what looks like a monster-sized dildo
refresh button fail
Monster sized? I think Godzilla would have cried out in pain after taking that one.
I’m definitely checking this video when I get home.
To be watched with a serving of copporn …
copporn with butter or baby oil
No silly, with Baconlube!
I watched it…wonder what else was in the box.
Lets see, some John Holmes porns. Pen!s enlargment pills. And a Swedish Pen!s pump.
Big floppy donkey dick in a box (cardboard that is)
How eloquently put.
Thanks, I was hoping to really give you the experience that I had
What made you think of donkeys instead of horses or elephants or rhinos?
Ares has been to those…special shows apparently.
Or watched too many South Park videos
South Park videos? Cartman usually tries to get a horse involved, so the question comes back – what made you think of donkeys?
South Park also favors cows, pigs, and elephants. Unless your a chicken f@cker.
cats and dogs also… And the creature known as man-bear-pig…
Or giraffes?
It’s another penis-shaped fail, but this time in video.
…not
*THWACK
Next time use one of these.
*NSFW* video clicky on youtube.
last
but not least?
I’d say he’s lesser than anyone else.
Wait. Since when was “intent to possess” a crime?
Since you tried to buy drugs from a cop.
Narc!
You misunderstand, the cop wanted to get high tonight himself.
A Bogart detective?
is that alex rodriguez? is it?!? IS IT.
Wouldn’t you like to know?
*knows but isn’t telling*
*doesn’t know, you can tell*
That did not look like cocaine in that box……
Someone really got boned in that raid.
say hello to the new and improved long…erm…arm of the law
It’s the new cavity search tool.
That is what the bed side thing from a few failback is use to hold.
Failback? Is that like Failback Mountain?
Don’t look at me, I have tunnel vision.
*SNORK!*
*Happy new year squeeze*
*SQUEEZE*
Hope you have a good one!
good one what ?
happy new year to all my old fail peeps
*squeeze*
Happy New Year, Lozenge!
*squeeze and a mighty surrogate squeeze for Dragon*
I’m here, I’m here!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, MY FAILPEEPS!!!
My year has been richer and happier because of you, and you have my dragon-thanks for that.
*extremelyaffectionatehappynewyearsqueezes*
*New year squeezes*
LOZ!
*omgIhaven’tseenyouinforeverSQUEEZE*
damn, I used the c0ck word and am being moderated.
What, pray tell, were you trying to say?
innocent c0cktails with which to bring in the new year!
due to my current timezone predicament, however, it is now well past the c0cktail time and more like sleepy time.
not gonna ruin it for you but… 2010 feels AMAZING.
LOZ!
No fair, you peeked!
Happy new year!
was ment to say “from a few fails back,” but I fail.
Thats what I get for doing this at work. Goodbye, Goodnight, and Happy nude deer.
Alright, since I’m trying desparately to NOT WORK in any real way, shape and form … AND since I posted a mind-blowing vibraphone solo on the last fail from the Gentle Giants … AND NS is now once again able to post using her real name here … AND …
Aw heck, who needs excuses. Here’s my favorite thwacking video that does not involve Neil Peart …
*curses workplace firewall*
I wish they’d “accidentally” take down restrictions today. It’s not like anything is getting done in the office.
Mightier than the sword swallowing act.
You want me to do WHAT with that?
It’s a gag gift?
Bite sized for extremely big mouthed people.
Carly Simon?
She’s so vein, she probably thinks we’re talking about her.
Nobody Does It Better.
Did he… conceal?
It wouldn’t have been funny if he had. No, but he did dildo.
That was intended to punish those who would not pay
:[
Damn it. I forgot about that. : ) Ͽ
I think that is a violation of the penal code.
Hahahahah!
Busted for trying to drive over the limit.
How is a dildo “evidence”? In what world??
The dildo is not the fail. It being taken away, is.
I suppose it’s possible the dildo could contain evidence.
And I always thought when people said “screw druggies” they meant something else.
… you mean, like, it was used as a cannon’s ram rod to make sure mules don’t travel half-empty?
It doesn’t matter where you stuff that thing, I guarantee afterward there will be no more room for drugs.
Thanks.
I thought I was grossed out enough.
Apparently I wasn’t.
sorry :blush:
Yeah.. that was… uhhh… you related to Granny?
Nope… But I do on rare occasions have these… moments.
I shudder to think what might happen if both you and Granny started up on … well, any topic, really.
It might turn into a mind bleach fest
Or a mad dash to the bathroom. One or the other.
Aaaand there goes lunch.
Sometimes people who use/sell drugs also do amateur p0rn, often while the participants are high.
He never saw it coming!
Seriously? That big and he didn’t see it coming? I don’t think so.
Hellen Keller could have seen that thing!
Now that’s the kind of drug that’s most dangerous when turned into crack.
OMG *roffle!*
Darn you, Mr. Toad! I was planning on commenting about it being a different type of crack pipe!
That made my effing day! Thanks for posting!
Interesting choice of words MMB.
i dont get it, so someones being charged for intent to get and sell cocaine? whats a fail about that plz explain obviously i dont get it
Take a closer look at a particular cardboard box that is carried out of the house…
)
(hint: The reporter faces the camera at this point… unfortunately. His reaction would’ve been priceless
hasnt this been posted before?
Oh I’m sure thats a couple pounds of something but I don’t think its coke but I’m sure it has something to do with Crack
did nobody see the giant dildo in the evidence box he left with?
Only the crew of the International Space Station didn’t; Though it was visible through Hubble…
Alright folks – one last time before I disappear …
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
*wheels in confetti cannon*
*fires across room*
*safety*
*all that good festive junk*
Cya all next year!
Happy New Year’s!
Hope you get to have fun!
*lastsqueezeoftheyearforZA*
Happy Gnu Year!
*throws gnu-shaped confetti*
The same to you!
Cya later, ZA!
HAPPY GNU YEAR!
It’s copyrighted already, Gracie?
The rumor was the police were ticked off the media was there when they were in the process of raiding several other houses and asked the media to back off until they had finished. The media ignored the police and to get even, they decided to walk out with the big box of marital aids while live on TV. Gotta hand it to the coppers.
If that indeed is the case… Police win!
Hey! So that’s where I left it!
If that’s the final Fail of the year then it’s a worthy way to bring 2009 to a close.
I’d hate to see the woman that belonged to!
My nightmares! They’re… growing!!!
I’d hate to think how “insignificant” the next man to “date” her would feel.
Or wild animal.
):
:[
o_O
Is that why the Gnu is happy?
Maybe that’s what the gnu is hung like.
Even worse, I’d hate to see the man that it belonged to.
well that was,”blushes” Large, BTW, Happy New Year to all
Well folks, that’s it for me today! I’m off to Rooster’s for movies, wine, pasta, and champagne! The streets of Chicago will be full of drunk drivers and inside just seems safer.
Happy New Year’s!!
See you next year!
Happy Gnu Year!
*birdysqueezes*
Enjoy, Avis! Stay warm & safe.
I’m off for a similar kind of night. Enjoy your celebrations everyone, and have a Happy and Healthy New Year.
Buh-bye, Avis and GS!
My New Year’s celebrations don’t start for another 3 hours, 48 minutes.
Happy New Year, Avis!
*squeeze*
Happy New Year, everyone!
Can’t spend too much time on this one, ’cause my little girl is reading the blog with me (eep!), but I just wanted to tell all the Fail Peeps before I go:
Good luck. We’re all counting on you.It’s all Arthur’s fault.Holeplay Pornychat rules!You poke, you pay. :[*snorkroffle*Gum experiences déjà chew.Cainophobia – fear of newness.******HAPPY NEW YEAR!******
*happitaylgnuyeersqueeze*
Heh heh. FailBlog – Now in easier, condensed form! I love it.
*squeezers for LGB*
Have an awesome New Year, O she of all things. little and blue.
That period is supposed to be there. Yeah. Totally.
*HappyGnuYearsqueezeforLGB*
*HappyGnuYearsqueezeforlittleLGB*
Little Little Girl Blue?
Happy New Year!
Well, Happy New Year!
BTW if a nuke was detonated outside, I doubt anyone would notice. It’s a war zone out there
What better place to hide your stash than a gigantic dildo!
Ok, well, assuming the cop isn’t gay.
I just realized something: am I going to have to renew my copyright, what with 2010 being less than ten hours away for me?
And yup, that video fails.
I’m heading home, Failpeeps. Everyone have a safe, happy, wonderful New Years celebration (if you haven’t done so already).
DW — if you’re reading this … I’m leaving work. I can’t get into yahoo e-mail right now (and haven’t been able to for the past few hours). I’ll be checking Facebook periodically so we can plan accordingly!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
So…That WAS a dildo?
Yes it was. But just a small one. There are bigger ones out there.
<..>
<.<
Not like I would know… okbye.
yes, but what does that had to do with the drug bust?
HAPPY NEW YEAR FAILPEEPS!!!
Happy Nude Deer!
Oh my… I think that’s the third-biggest dildo I’ve ever seen.
hahaha thats awesome, i live in maplewood, mn. some places havnt changed. i think that apartment complex is actually a mile away from me.
what was that thing anyway?
introducing the newest weapon: THE KILLDO!!
Prepare to be F!&#ed by the long D!(& of the law!
I can’t believe all the people that are saying that is too big. I use dildos like that all the time. I have to. You know how they say humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure? That’s wrong. Men can get pleasure from sex, but us women can’t. Men are just too small. I have been with at least 30 different men, and not one of them was large enough to satisfy me. If men were at least the size of the dildo in that video, then us women could be happy.
The police suspect the drug ring is comprised of 3 – 4 female elephants… More at 11.
On another note… Happy New Year!! Thank you for the chuckles and keeping the world sane!
wait, maplewood NJ? thats where i live.
MAPLEWOOD, MN
This video has been on the net for at least 10 years. Good job, failblog. You fail. Again.
title should be: “moment to take box out of hose win”
the fail here are the cops, entering a house on SUSPECTED INTENT of possesion to buy drugs. What did they do, put a stick-it note on the fridge that said ‘TODO: buy coke’ ???
The cops were looking for evidence of intent? LMFAO
I would bet almost anything that the police officer did that on purpose.
At first I thought I’d imagined it…
the video froze as the dude was coming out of the house with the box lolz
You’d never think boxes could have erections, but nooooooo…