I’m more partial to the glaive. Or maybe the guisarme. Or bill hook. Or glaive-guisarme. Perhaps the voulge or spetum. Maybe a glaive-glaive-glaive-guisarme….
Then that graph would have to stop at around 1.5 metres and not at 0, I don’t think the kids would have teh force to pierce through those horizontal metal bars.
We better put some corks on that fence.
*uncorks a few bottles of wine*
It would be a shame to let it go to waste.
*drinks*
I don’t think we have quite enough corks yet.
*drinks*
Hey, they dloubled! Now what wazzi going to do?…JUMP THE TWRAMPOLINE!
I note the building has bars on the windows, which makes me wonder if the trampoline was used by an escaping prisoner to launch over the fence to freedom.
sheesh, everyone is blind! did you not see the poles attached to the sides of the trampoline? those make the field for the electric collars the kids have to wear when they go on the trampoline.
Why is it that people from the southern states, more commonly Texas, feel that they know what is best for everyone? I find it odd that the country that played host to the Salem Massacre still hasn’t realized what relativity is. Aristotle, Plato, Cicero…no, its not new information.
Do we not realize that there are always shades of gray?
- Out of context and misleading… Does it make us feel superior?
With this ugly fury we will hang the innocent merely because we felt the urge to be “correct”.
gee, i wish i could move a trampoline next to a gate, take a picture and pretend that it’s always sitting there, send it to failblog, then they can say, “yup, that’s a fail”
failblog=fail. epicfail.com is better
plz be first
Now I can die happy. U may commence hating.
*forces awakenbeing to eat poisoned fries*
can I have some too?
Nom
*hate*
*mate*
*rate*
*crate*
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
*great*
LOLZ
LOLZ5
LOLZ6
LOLZ7
LOLZ8
LOLZ9000
*late*
*date*
*fate*
*gate*
*negate*
*CONDOMS*
*berate*
define whtie trash?
White trash defined: One who cannot spell white.
I think he was trying to be funny with spelling it wrong, I hope……… El stupidoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
hummmm…….
lol trampoline
FENCE: I promise to be gentle.
is it a parenting fail
or a bounty hunter win?
Hate hate hate hate. Flameflameflameflame.
jump jump jump. Impale impale impale.
run run run. bang bang bang.
jab jab jab. punch punch punch.
kick kick kick. C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker.
It wasn’t a combo anyway. You had to say it four times.
Fatality!
Personally I prefer to use halberds.
They are usually longer, you’ll need to jump higher. What’s the point of delaying the inevitable.
My amusement, what else!
They’re longer so you’ll have to jump higher. Which means further down the shaft to slide! Who doesn’t love sliding further onto a shaft?!
Pandas.
That’s because nobody lets them listen to Barry White.
Come on – that cross-species stuff is just wrong!
I’m more partial to the glaive. Or maybe the guisarme. Or bill hook. Or glaive-guisarme. Perhaps the voulge or spetum. Maybe a glaive-glaive-glaive-guisarme….
(Okay, I will stop with the pole arm shop now…..)
LolTexanas
can people actually die here?
If it’s a sharp angle you’re thinking about then yes.
“Here”, this website, or “here” as in your mom’s basement? Where do you mean?
The website.
People have died in his mom’s basement. It was all over the news…
Brings to mind that scene from The Omen.
….without the hellhound.
*Rides through thread on tricycle*
I refuse to sit on the fence on this one.
This may be the Tepes family home
Looks like they’ve cleaned up then, with no severed heads on those spears.
I thought more likely the suburban descendents of Prince Vlad.
I’d like to set up a contraption like this in front of my door to get rid of a few unwanted salespeople.
Don’t jump to conclusions.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR
GOOD FOR YOU! SHUT UP! jeez.
NO U
It’s a terribly unpleasant place to be.
whats the points?
Very sharp points
Not brownie points, then.
Not unless … NO; won’t go there.
i don’t get this one. ?
Then maybe it’s your back yard
try jumpin on that trampoline then you’ll get it soon enough ;P
Ahhh… good ol natural selection…
they should make fire below the fence and sell roasted kids on spit, so their dead at least would make a little sense
You’ve been framed…..no, the planets funniest….no, candid camera……no, aha Youtube.
*sets up camera*
*waits*
hehe see the newest graph at graphjam,, if that would happen at THIS trampoline :O
Then that graph would have to stop at around 1.5 metres and not at 0, I don’t think the kids would have teh force to pierce through those horizontal metal bars.
They might be morbidly obese.
If they were that fat, they probably couldn’t jump high enough for the damage.
We better put some corks on that fence.
*uncorks a few bottles of wine*
It would be a shame to let it go to waste.
*drinks*
I don’t think we have quite enough corks yet.
*drinks*
Hey, they dloubled! Now what wazzi going to do?…JUMP THE TWRAMPOLINE!
*hits record button*
*makes popcorn*
I don’t get it. It’s not like they put spikes under the tram. Unless they aim for the fence when jumping on it i don’t see any problems .
That is the problem. When there’s two or three kids jumping away madly on the trampoline, it gets kind of hard to aim. Hence the stabby funny.
My first visit…
Maybe trampoline owner hopes the children get a skill of balance.
Bring on the chainsaw of natural selection.
Ummm..yeah, we’re gonna need you to jump on this trampoline on Sunday.
LULZ
That is one way to keep kids from jumping off the trampoline in mid leap.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I love green elephants. Do you?
Oh yes, quite.
I call it a Pre-Fail
Those parents weren’t thinking?
Oh man, it took me a minute to get. That’s just wrong! Failblog is great.
living dangerously
Backyard Basic Training.
Instantly reminded of “The Virgin Suicides”.
fine with me… This location is in Texas…. Need to thin that herd for sure… Can you deliver the fence and tramp to Crawford?
I note the building has bars on the windows, which makes me wonder if the trampoline was used by an escaping prisoner to launch over the fence to freedom.
sheesh, everyone is blind! did you not see the poles attached to the sides of the trampoline? those make the field for the electric collars the kids have to wear when they go on the trampoline.
Why is it that people from the southern states, more commonly Texas, feel that they know what is best for everyone? I find it odd that the country that played host to the Salem Massacre still hasn’t realized what relativity is. Aristotle, Plato, Cicero…no, its not new information.
Do we not realize that there are always shades of gray?
- Out of context and misleading… Does it make us feel superior?
With this ugly fury we will hang the innocent merely because we felt the urge to be “correct”.
wha…?
what – i couldn’t understand what u just said if i tried
Jump higher, go UP!
Total Texas Carnage, Indeed. Someone can get impaled upon those spear-headed fence pickets.
Bag bag bag
this is stupid and not a fail (yet). if there were a kid speared on the fence, then it would belong here. how did this get on failblog?
So we can have at some point a “before and after” fail?
Damn it! Why does this stuff always have to happen in Texas????? Gaaaaaaaaaah!
dd, you are too serious to be looking at the Fail Blog. Calm down, already.
3 things:
it is a safety trampoline with no net.
there are sharp and pointy things right next to it (no double jumping I hope)
No mat over the springs.
It’s not a very effective means of birth control, but every little bit helps.
Impaleblog
They love there kids. alot
I had a trampoline surrounded by metal fence posts…
*Cake* … oh w8 , LIESS!!@
natural selection
What’s the fail? I don’t get it.
Someone find the “I’d tap that
” troll and make him view this. Might be the end of him. xD
gee, i wish i could move a trampoline next to a gate, take a picture and pretend that it’s always sitting there, send it to failblog, then they can say, “yup, that’s a fail”
failblog=fail. epicfail.com is better
lol trampoline