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More that half as much again.
Im half first
Does that make you a halfwit?
the name answers your question
What, Nine thousand?
Theres NO WAY that can be right!
That’s more than half!
It says over nine thousand. Which it is! Good for them.
9,000 is good for them?
depends on what you are talking about. 9,000 dead babies is not good for them but im sure 9,000 ten pound bags full of hundred dollar bills would be….
What do you have against my next generation hoard?
You’ve got 9,000 babies? When do you find time to light confetti cannons and claw from your grave? How do you carve-out a little Zombie time?
*shushes LGB*
Don’t ask, don’t know.
How do you get 9000 babies into a house?
-Blender.
ONLY IF ITS OVER 9000
Now I feel even more strongly the longcat T-shirt should have read “Over 9000 ft.”. LOLMart T-shirt fail, sigh.
WHAT 9000!?!?
*Tees off*
*drops n for a bite*
Tea anyone?
*eyes Marius suspiciously*
….Is it Earl Grey?
…..Is there cake?
There is, but I’m afraid it’s a lie.
At least I spelled it correctly!
*Offers Johnnycakes*
Now I’m only stretching the truth.
mmmmmmm rubbery!
Um… K@, that’s not the cake.
*cough*
*splutter*
Rubber Biscuit?
It repeated on me.
*hands k@ rubber boomerang*
Here. Try this…
*throws*
*watches as it flies*
*turns to speak with LGB*
BOINK
*passes out*
Clickie for the origin of this meme, for those of you who dont know, forgot, or just wanna hear the song again ^.^
Spiffing, old bean!
*sips tea*
*butters scone*
You’re spiffing an old bean? Gross!
*Leaps up over turning tea service*
This is an outrage! What evil times are these when a man can not butter his scone in peace?
*Mortified*
I say, it appears I have Over-egged the pudding.
:confused:
Hey! Who you callin’ a tart?!?
…..the tart.
*hands round flan*
*waggles eyebrows*
*munchity-munch*
Awwwww, man. You over-egged it!
*watches k@’s eyebrows with fascination and wonderment*
Why LGB, have you never heard of eyebrow acting?
*frowns*
I’ve heard of eyebrows acting-up….
*raises eyebrows*
I think this is it, but I don’t have access to youtube ^^^
*snickers*
That was funny!
That’s just … wow. I … wow. I … just … wow.
Thanks for that. It’s changed my life.
*waggles eyebrows*
That may be better than the Gorilla commercial they did. (clickie)
Yes, I think you’re right. Who in the hell thinks that primates are funny anyway? Honestly, whenever I see a new movie that has either a) monkeys b) vomit or c) child exploitation within the first few minutes of the film, I know it’s going to be a stinker.
If there was a movie of my life……you may just re-think your stance on Monkeys.
Oh noes! I has a confuzzled.
k@ = monkey? Monkey lover? What? What?
My Myspace name is kat the monkey puncher…….’cause I did.
You.
Punched.
A.
Monkey.
Why? Why?
I was slightly tiddly, (in Africa) I went to lie down in my tent….alone, and heard a lion really quite close (about 500m) So I tried to stay awake and look out for it, but the alcohol had other ideas. The next thing I know something lion paw shaped, and sharp, whacked me in the head through the tent canvas.
Sooooooooo
I punched it………it went squeak, and bounced off next doors tent.
Shock the monkey?
*holds sides and roffles*
It was not a happy camper, the next day it ate my peanut butter.
1. Amazed you actually travelled to Africa. (Lucky sod.)
2. You actually got tiddly whilst in Africa. (As good a place as any, I’d say.)
3. Safety.
4. You had a close encounter with both a lion and a monkey and lived to tell about it. (Good show!)
Dude, I walked into a Leopard one night, trod on a crocodile, got bitten by a spider, was headbutted by a baby Rhino, got my shoulder replaced with metal and had several elly poo fights, it was the best 3 months work I have ever done!
What were you doing there, k@? I mean besides getting the shit kicked out of every part of your body by wild animals?
*snork*
Conservation work, teaching ecology to kids in the villiages, and teaching them how to ride horses too!
You’re a fascinating individual, k@ the custard fairy.
…but that was funny! Thus Monkeys can be amusing on occasion!
Heehee, I have a friend who can do that eyebrow thing!
I am a real woman with curves, and I will eat the flan!
*sets wind-up race car on BG’s curves*
*sets curve-up wind race on BG’s car*
*curves-up BG’s race car and winds*
*Argues the toss*
*tosses the toss*
*tosses the boss*
*flosses with floss*
Piano wire! Wait, my teeth aren’t that gaped…
*flosses the dross*
*mosses the floss*
*tosses the losses*
K@ are you from the UK?
*crosses the cross*
*crosses the gross*
*nods*
*bosses the gross*
*facepalm*
*grosses the loss*
*Tosses the crossers*
brilliant!
LOL where have I seen (or HEARD) this before?..?..?
DUDE, It’s from DBZ! “HIS POWERLEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!” -Vegeta
Truely epic!
*KAMEE ….*
third
Haha silly… you are second, not third mabee the person who handed in the assignment above could learn you some of the maths.
oops… stupid lag… sry man i should be down with ed
Not as much as it used to be.
Inflation and all that.
Beware the bear!
Bull.
Plop.
…-plop, fizz-fizz ♫
Oh what a relief.
It is.
correct.
third
epic win
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND
that’s what she said
It is true.
Someone really needs to get a grip on his/her cube addiction.
yea they need to get in shape.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape…
*giggle*
When I shop, I look for beach ball sizes.
Cone is also a shape. Yes, perhaps I am more cone-like than round. Wait. No, more hourglass-like than cone. Wait….
I’m too top-heavy to be a true hourglass. And middle-heavy. Can’t say that I’m really round, though.
Rectangular?
Nope. Too lumpy. That’s it! I’m lumpy-shaped.
…But not like a sack of potatoes.
*considers*
Maybe after they’ve been mashed.
….and shaped into lady shape.
Fail Peeps are not food.
Fail Peeps are not food.
Fail Peeps are not food.
Sugar GOOOOOOD
*shakes*
♪ Sugar, sugar, ah, honey, honey. . . ♪
What!? 9,000!? >=0
Is that a sad angel or a frowning dog?
it’s an ANGRY dog
:[
*pokes*
*tickles*
:[ *giggles*
*wiggles*
*tickles*
:[
*poke*
*poke*
*tickle*
*giggle*
:[
Tell me this k@. If you place one(of anything) on the first square on a chess-board and dobles that for each new square. Is that more than one million?;)
*evil laughter*
let me clearify; square 1:1 square 2:2 square 3:4 square 4:8 n so on. (64 squares on a chessboard!)
In the center of the board, it says that one cube = 2000 whatevers.
If there are over 9000 cubes on the board, then there are over 18000000 whatevers.
So is this a massive under-fail or a massive over-fail?
you fail
Erm- there are about 70 per sheet, 7 sheets….you do the math.
over 9000 is an internet meme derived from DBZ. Someone put that paper there to mock the entire board.
*sigh
Not the point.
*points at k@*
This is The Point!
And you
*points at missdiz*
are right.
*points at Missdiz*
Missdiz! Didn’t anybody tell you that it’s rude to point?
*points at Gracie*
*points at k@*
*gets arms all in a tangle*
Why are we doing this again?…
Too many points! We need some defense people!
Oh me! Pick me!
*waves hands*
Okay.
You’re it!
*Runs*
*chases Marius*
*hyperventilates*
*falls down*
*passes out*
Wait, never mind. We are not going to go through that again.
*comes to*
*blink.blinks*
Déjà moo!
*déjà facepalm*
Awwwww, c’mon, Shadow!
Ghosts experience déjà boo.
Did I mention the new H1N1, you can get again?
Green Ghostbuster Blobs experience déjà goo.
Cobblers experience déjà shoe.
Yaks experience déjà gnu.
Mr. T pities the déjà foo
Rainbows experience déjà hue.
Pepé experiences le déjà pew.
British people in line experience déjà queue.
Trains experience déjà choo… choo.
Doves experience déjà coo.
Sheep experience déjà ewe.
Constipated people want to déjà poo.
Whinnie experiences déjà Pooh.
Mornings experience déjà dew.
H1N1 is the newest déjà flu
Synagogues experience déjà Jew
Pool players experience déjà cue.
Barristas experience déjà brew.
Ships experience déjà crew
Compulsive liars are unable to experience déjà truth.
Wow I never experienced a déjà clue
Some fasteners experience déjà screw.
I just experienced déjà blue
Lawyers experience déjà sue.
Arts and crafts experience déjà glue
Chefs experience déjà Roux
I think it says one cube = 1,000.
So if there were 10 pages of 100 cubes that’d make sense.
However…
I still don’t see how this is helping anyone to picture a million at all.
‘Look Kids! A million looks like this but x1000′
‘Errr, right…’
(Also, where’s the question mark? Eh? Eh?)
Are you sure they’re cubes, missydizzy? Caramels, perhaps?
*stops stuffing caramels in her mouth*
*looks innocent*
Mfwhere?
That’s what I thought.
*taps foot*
:stern look:
There’s only 9,000 left now!
*pouts*
*slinks away*
Thank you for wondering where that question mark went. I am also perplexed.
power level OVER 9000!?!?
Yeah! I’m the over 9000th!
you beat me to it! *shakes fist*
whats with this “Over 9000″ i’ve seen it all over
never mind, i decided to read some comments above
Yes, TM, alway choose the path less followed. Wise. Very wise, indeed.
*gives TM a gold star*
*throws some confetti*
Ooooooo ……. shiiiiiineeeeeee ……
*gives LGB a gold star so she won’t swipe TM’s*
Ooooooo ……. shiiiiiineeeeeee ……
goku, use genkidama.
Poor Vegeta. First he goes crazy because Goku has a power level that’s OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!, and then later on he faces Frieza with his “Did I happen to mention that my power level in this form is over a million!?”
It is really over 8000. The American translation screwded it up.
T.T
yeh…
Goku’s base form is 5000
kaioken x1 = 8000 (when Vegeta said over 9000)
kaioken x2 = 12000
kaioken x3 = 16000
there looks to be approximately 937 cubes on that board, multiply by 1000 and its close to a million…. so if you take into consideration that some cubes may have fallen from the board or that there are simply 63 that we cannot see, there is nothing wrong with the board. Except the Japanimation quote
zombie – coffee =
*throws Columbia at Mr. Coffee*
*tells him to get busy makin, or get busy dyin*
That’s not the beer law.
*hands ZA and k@ a ginormous Cafe Mocha*
*drinks one for herself*
*pours ginormous Cafe Mocha into bathtub*
*falls into it face first*
*soaks it up like a sponge*
Are you a caffeine addict, ZA? I didn’t think zombies had to worry about such things…
Can a zombie overdose on caffeine?
Furthermore, does a zombie, lacking a natural body process to metabolize and become addicted to caffeine, go into caffeine withdrawal?
You see? These are the questions that need to be addressed. Inquiring minds want to know.
Not really an addict per se, due to the lack of a circulatory system. I’m a little more dead on my feet without it, though.
This was a triumph
I’m making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
I’m very proud to see your satisfaction.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
… *facepalm*
That’s an understatement!
I’m not even angry
I’m being so sincere right now
Over, Unger, Under, Dunn. Roger, Over.
What’s our vector, Victor?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND
OT alert – Subject: What the hell?
—————–
With all due respect to Avis, and no offense meant… birds are f*cked up. A flock of what appear to be swallows (although I’m no birdwatcher, so don’t bet money on it) just flew from lawn to lawn on the street I live on, very methodically, stopping for 15 or 20 seconds at each lawn to peck at some unseen substance on the ground, before moving on again to the next lawn, all the way down the street. I went out after they had left to see what they might have been pecking at, and either there was nothing there to begin with, or they got it all. What the hell? Avis, do you have an explanation?
Lots of buggies, wormies and seedies we can not see in our lawns.
But there are buggies, wormies, and seedies in my lawn every day, and yet this is not a daily occurence? Are birds like garbage men? Do they only show up once a week?
*occurrence
Pardon me.
*writes to president*
*asks him to pardon Shadow*
*gets no response*
No sala.
Occasionally, usually closer to springtime though, there are a few murders of crows that decide to camp out between my parents house and the house across the street. Seeing an entire sea of black crows covering every single millimeter of ground in front of the house makes me think of Hitchc0ck every time.
Remember, his movie The Birds was based on a true story.
You can’t expect too much from them, Shadow. They’re bird-brained.
this man is for the birds
“WHAT 9000? THAT CANT BE RIGHT!” aah the wonders of amateurish cartoons
the original japanese audio said ITS OVER 8000!!! but they did it different in america. WOOT KAKAROT HAS HIGHER POWER LEVEL IN AMERICA!! WOOT!!
The person who did this is a pretty cool guy and doesn’t afraid of anything.
haha How many times have i tapped that ass? OVER 9000!!!! Doin your mom !
That just made my day.
You might think this display is located in a school, but in fact it’s in the Congressional Budget Office, because they got tired of legislators coming in and asking the question.
Ok so how do i ever get my pics on here? i upload them threw the fail uploaded thing, and they show up im my “lolz” folder but they never get put on here….they are better than other ones ive seen on here (burnt out butte colle sign tht reads “butt college” Not a Fail? and other great pics…..love the site, but think trying to post pics on here is a epic FIAL! (ive uploaded pics for the last 2 weeks and nothing yet…backlog isnt tht long.
Wait! MILLION IS KAKAROT?!
someone`s asking for a epic high five!
9000!!! >> 1000000
prove I’m wrong
You guys still blowing smoke.. zzZZZzzzz
Yeah! Epic win in elementary school
More than 999,999!
Vegeta, what does the children say in the question of “How much is a million?”
IT’S OVER 9000!
WHAT 9000!!!? THERES NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!
dragon ball win
*********NEDM**********
win for dbz XD
100% WIN!!! 1 million > 9000 !!!
wow.
the comments on these photos always go really random.
and sometimes people go on irreleveant tangeants
how much is a million?
ITS OVER 9000!!
(dragonball z refrence?)
Old meme is old.
Almost 3 years old now. That makes it almost worse than Rick Rolling.
IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAAAANDDD!!!
WHAT, 9000!?
whoever wrote that obviously couldn’t 7
in my history class, i noticed the relay for life chart didn’t have a goal, so i wrote over 9000 as a goal. they made 862 dollars
Proof that elementary school kids lurk /b/
FREAKIN EPIC WIN
Sadly, there are people who look at this and cannot process a thought… What?! Nine Thousand?!
yes, yes!
What does the children sez about a million?
It’s ovar 9000!!!
See, the one time they label something as WIN, it should be fail. “Over 9,000″ is tired, old, and unfunny.
WINRAR /thread.
This is the most legit thing iv ever seen!
i am happy to welcome an over 9000 win, it’s been enough years for it to be funny again.
WIN
Teacher.”What?! 9000? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE! *breaks pencil in hand.
It didn’t say anything about a power level… LOL
Dragon-Ball Z epic win!
it’s over 9000!
What’s sad is that so many people don’t get this, but for the hell of it..
“Vageta, what does the scouter say about his power level?”
*takes of scouter* “It’s..! 1,006..”
“Wha-really?”
“Yeah, go kick his ass Nappa!”
Team Four Star FTW
*ding* u get an a+ for craftmenship x3
Well, does anyone deny this?
it is from dragon ball z when goku is in a fight and his power is over 9000
and if you thought it was funny without knowing that you are wrong
YEAH! DBZ WIN X’D
omg too funny!!!!! asthma attack definite!!!!!
Let me just say that K@ is the queen of this comment thread…. i read this and i swear to god a ROFL-copter flew over my house and a LOL-o’caust ensued. K@ FTW
What 9000!
epic WIN
Dragonball Z WIN!! over 9000!!!
WHAT! 9000!!!!!
hello
how are you?
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my name is Andreyka i from africa
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Thanks
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Hi guys,
My name is Peter and I am from Stirling in the United Kingdom. I have in recent past discovered this forum and I like it alot.
I am a bit shy so I will not talk much about myself but maybe when I will get confortable, you guys will get to know me better!
My main hobbies are cooking and watching movies. I also love outdoor activites but the temperature has been bad for the last days or so here in Stirling.
I was wondering if anyone else here is from the UK too?
I am glad to have joined this forum!
Cheers!
epic WIN
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Hilarious!
Really funny, I will be back to read more.
Good funny post. Keep them coming
Awesome post!! Made me laugh out loud.
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“OVER 9000!” lmao. perfect for those of us who can’t count