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That’s what you get for pulling stupid stunts like this. Kids, don’t try this at home.
!!!
No, I’m pretty sure that whole falling down bit was part of the act
Cause he’s a prat?
Are you saying he cast about and failed to get a grip?
By the way Dilettante. . .
*Snickers*
Pratfall
*Snickers*
I really hoped he would have needed a cast after this.
He really did cause a scene.
That was a very dramatic crash
do he deads!?!
Kartais tu ne tas Marius
Well, I am a Gemini.
It’s not a act, the norweigan rally-driver Petter Solberg won a race, and wanted to show off, but the door got closed and he was pwnd
what if I am supervised by a child?
Then you probably work in IT or your company business strategy is nepotism.
Now that you know our secret…
I must tell on you!!!
RUNAWAY!!!!!!
Had a good laugh over that comment. Thanks Khaaaaaaaan!
*gasp* you about quoted what i planned to say
GMTA, abstract!
*squeeze*
Abstract’s back!
*skaweeezzzeysqueez* …. and a *smooch*
My home’s too small to drive in anyway.
Sounds like you need a smaller car.
its a big plannet, but zach wagner wouldnt want to paint it
Understood. No driver should ever do such a silly stunt like that. He would injure himself and others and cause vehicle damage from that deliberate car-skiing stunt. Total carnage indeed.
did he die
die he did
Naw, he just took a very long nap.
Oh!
*pats dfvbsdfr on the head*
There you go. See? He’s fine!
*dfvbsdfr’s head falls off*
*ZombieApocalypse eats his brain*
What brain?
Your brain’s so minute, dfvbsdfr, that if a hungry ZA cracked your head open, there wouldn’t be enough to cover a small water biscuit.
You might want to wash your hands, those kind of trolls aren’t known for their hygienic skillz.
SECOND!
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Man, Jesus, don’t you have more important thing to do today?
Can somebody please lend me an extra “s”??
Like, cure cancer?
and, like, ride a motorcycle?
*bites off tongue before saying something … blasphemous*
Careful not to swallow that.
Terrible indigestion.
But tastes like chicken.
Funny thing about zombies, we rarely if ever suffer from indigestion. Of course we have a horrendous craving for juicy live braaaaaiiiiiiinnnnssss, so I guess it balances out.
*shiver*
I watched the video
and I have to the conclusion
that he has failed
and now i failed
uh, yeah
FB is on a slippery slope here.
*hands Aja a toboggan*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*Stands at bottom of hill with arms wide for squeezing*
*Makes snow angels*
SQUEE
*places alligators at bottom of hill*
Wait, I’ll join. Let’s get one more, we can be a team!
FIRST
Fail
tought no one was going to say it!
second?
If he was good in running and not just driving, this whole thing would have looked a lot better
the cake is a lie
The car is a lie.
This man’s equilibrium is a lie
The door is a jar.
Better than the door is a can…
Let Prince Albert out!
The can is awash.
The wash is a-surgeon
The surgeon is assuaging my fears.
Teh what’s what what !?
Killed it…
Ah! orly! We’ve been waiting on you for… What, three years?
Glad you could make it.
Or, Is it ?
And the answer is no! Cars cant drive themselves.
I beg to differ: http://www.wired.com/autopia/2007/06/stanford_unveil/
Screw those scientists, the guy did a research, cant you see?
reasaeearch fail
Kitt.
The Car (clickie!! clickie!!).
Christine.
Serves him right!
No! His backhand is much better than his forehand. Serve him left.
lol i saw this last year as it was the italian motorshow held in bologna… and that’s Marcus Gronholm, surely not the worst wrc driver XD
No, it’s Petter Solberg. It was his last race in that car and wanted to celebrate a bit. He has done it many times before, but this time he forgot it was in 2nd and not 1st. He actually broke his arm doing this.
You’re right about him being Petter Solberg, but he didn’t brake his arm.
Or brake the car…
Woo-hoo, Chez!
*rolls out confettie cannon*
I’d be honored if you’d take the honor, Abstract.
Happy New Year!
*Tips hat to Chez*
Welcome back Abstract!
Yeah, Chez!
Woohoo! Chez!
*Hands out sparklers to all failpeeps except the butter cow*
*taps foot*
Ummmm … better late than never, Scotty?
I sincerely hope she gives us another drive-by, but if not …
Congrats Chez!
*drives by* *fires cannon* yeah, Chez!!!!!
thanks! *squeeze*
*smooch* Happy new year!!!!
I love these one where a show off make a twat of himself.
Does that make me a bad person?
No, it makes you human.
and one hellova partier!
Can anyone explain why that commented was moderated for a while?
drug reference…. I’m kind of partial to the strippers and such and such myself ZA. of course, “Zombie Strippers” are always the best!
Fill my eyes with that double vision.
I see what you did there vvv. 8)
Another movie recommendation? Isn’t that the one starring Jenna Jameson? I’ve shied away from that one for that reason alone, it’s just not a zombie movie anymore once someone starts riding “the baloney pony”.
Nothing.
Unless they are then in turn used together to play badminton. And only in that combination. First said strippers, then coke, then badminton. All togther.
This is the recipe for making a bad person. Thank you for watching, I’ll see you next time!
*snort*
00:04 Everything is a Fail when Windows is there
PD: Bad English xD
Ouch, thats gotta hurt. Old movie btw.
Bumper man.!!!!!!!
♬
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the Riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Ghost rider in the sky!
♬
cowboy, better change your ways, or with us you will ride.
He lost the race but won the door prize.
And he will end up on skid row.
His car kitt was defective.
Does it bother anyone else that failblog has become so commercialized? I’m almost ready to quit looking at it because it’s just lame now.
Besides the ads and the stupid failblog.org! video (which thank god they at least moved to the end of the videos), the worst part of this website now is the title for the fails now.
It used to be simple and to the point, like “chair fail” or something. Now they must have hired some poor bottomfeeder to write these super-pathetic one-liners for each fail, and they are positively never funny. In fact, most of the time they completely take the fun out of looking at this site, like a spoiler for each fail.
I don’t anticipate things getting any better. I guess greed has got the better of the creators of this site and caused them to lose their wits.
So here’s a toast to the way failblog used to be: a fun escape from everyday meandering to a place where no one can be taken seriously and everyone is here for a laugh. I miss you, old, innocent failblog, and may you rest in peace.
:[
There are mortgages on every castle in the air.
Failblog is still prime real estate to me. I prefer to build my castles in the sand, theng-kew.
*squeeze*
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.
Now you have a multi-level castle…complete with in-ground pool.
No singing!
*Catches SuzieQ and ZA up in a real estate squeeze*
Squeezes Dragon!
MPATHG reference, FTW!
♫ There is a castle on a cloud. ♫
♫ I like to go there in my sleep. ♫
♫ Aren’t any floors for me to sweep. ♫
♫ Not in my castle on a cloud. ♫
Flufflepuff Cosette, I love you very much.
Is that show the reason your screen name is “Marius?”
Actually no. It’s a Roman thing. But I do love Broadway.
Chase hang on, it will come back soon, when the money runs out.
Money makes the lights come on, the puters to have IT’s.etc…
*stamps *CHAIR FAIL* on Chase’s post*
There. Now you can look at it whenever you want and find the blissful happiness and fun you are missing in your day-to-day life.
Poor Chase.
Thou shalt make castles then in Spain,
And dream of joy, all but in vain.
:[
Failblog being commercialized? Do you actually mean that it’s possible that people need to make money to maintain your internet amusement? Is it possible that advertising, as sleazy and loathsome an industry as it is, must be the only industry to generate the cold hard cash to run the site for which you have not invested a dime into but view so regularly that you feel that you can pass judgment like you pay for it all? Do you think Icanhazcheezburger’s server(s) run on magical electricity provided by the FAIL-fairy, or just the hopes and dreams of the shattered souls of orphaned children? (I’ve tried the latter for running my laptop, but apartment space and legal issues made this more difficult than impossible…turns out orphaned children still need to eat food, or I pay exorbitant fees for corpse disposal)
I forgot that the world’s economics revolves around you, Chase….there’s FAIL on my face for questioning your internet omnipotence and obvious grasp of internet economics vs your personal amusement…..
It’s not greed, it’s what has to be done too keep the FAILboat afloat. Until you contribute some cash, don’t complain; just because it’s the internet doesn’t mean it doesn’t cost money to maintain….I’m guessing it takes at least $70 USD a day to keep this site up with it’s current bandwidth….I didn’t see a check with your name on it lately….
I don’t like commercials either, but it’s a necessary nuisance because some people seem to think commercials actually make people buy their crap or pay money for their useless services. If they will fork over the cash for a commercial that takes 15 seconds and generates about 0.004% response in viewers, and if that cash is enough, there’s nobody to blame but the marketing exec who paid for the time with company funds….Epic WIN for those who will display the propaganda and get ridiculous money for it, even if all of it has to go toward maintaining the site.
Just think of it this way, for every commercial you watch that does not make you instantly buy the product, is yet another FAIL on them for spending as much as $100k to make you think you need it. If you think 15 seconds of fame AT THE END of the video is an annoyance, the FAIL is on you…..
Praise the fact you don’t have to watch it first for every video, THAT would make me (and almost everyone else) leave this site forever…Your complaint is a “grasp of economics FAIL”. Either bask in the attempt by the admins to satisfy both worlds and doing it so well, or just go away. You complain, yet you don’t know how it works and the effort involved to host these commercials (to satisfy the sponsors) while retaining you as a site visitor by not foisting them on you in the intro (which would be a truly crass way of “selling out”).
Donate or STFU, I haven’t a dime to spare so I choose the latter. The internet is not free just because you can view it…..somebody has to eventually pay for the content you view no matter where it comes from.
Count your blessings carefully, you seem to not know how many you really have…
That’s an awfully long comment for someone who decided to STFU…
*wanders away confused*
*searches for friends*
*Pulls up in golf cart*
Hop in Judy.
*Dives Judy to a different thread*
Thanks for the ride, sweetie!
You two made it through all that? What did it say?
I didn’t decide to STFU, I merely told someone else to until they can put their money where their mouth is…
I work at a bank; money is VERY VERY dirty I highly recommend you do NOT put it where your mouth is…
The human mouth contains more germs than there are people in the world.
Really?
NEVER QUESTION A
!!!!!
*cubistsqueezies*
*lgbsqueeze*
I tried to be gentle
You gotta pop yer cherry sometime, sweetie!
S’nicey!
ossacip, it could be a “matrix” true story?
are you trying to tell me that the matrix is a lie?
Trippin’ on the blue pill?
That might explain why that bald guy in a trench coat has been following me around this whole time.
Let me add a thanks to admins for not letting commercial annoyances ruin the site. Epic WIN for maintaining site integrity and flow without whoring out bandwidth like so many other sites do. A beer to you, icanhazcheezburger networks and those who maintain it at minimal cost to viewers. Epic WIN to you. Most don’t understand how it works, but I do. Kudos to all icanazcheezburger staff….
You have no right to complain unless you provide no less than 51% of the cost to maintain this site, or are a 51%+ shareholder. Until then, STFU…..
Hmmmmm….well sh*t economics 101 started early and went late. Dude’s got a point and what not. But I mean I think we should all be allowed to display our views and stuff. He wasn’t being a d*ck he was just saying he missed the old way. Can we not remember the way things used to be? We do put up but do we really have to shut up? And I would like to take a moment for a public announcement….”Epic” a word that we all have come to love and use but have we lost the meaning of it? If everything was so epic then would it truly be epic at all? I am starting a movement to put standards to the use of “EPIC” and once again restore the true definition, yall throw it around so WILLY NILLY. This message has been brought to you by NUTELLA, ‘totally better than peanutbutter.’
Dude, that was totally epic!.
Nutella is epic!
We mom’s approve
If I could bathe in nutella I would, but I’m sure that would be expensive and have adverse effects on my health, I’ll stick to putting it on my toast. Interesting tip of the day: Nutella, marshmallow fluff, and gram crackers = no cook s’mores fantasticness!
is your “anit moderation bat” like a bat made of wood or a small winged creature that flies around and bites moderators? I fancy both!
How about a bat made of wood and wielded by a small winged creature?
Dude! Failtastic!
verbose comment win ;P
Actually “But I don’t understand Mandarin” I said this (above yours)in the readers digest version but I liked your version better, thanks.LOL
STFU ? not necessary but worked.
Chase have fun and laugh alot.
I barely even notice the titles. I mostly focus on the fail/win and posting with the peeps. Still fun for me.
Same here, and I pause the vids right before they end to avoid the unpausable commercial of death.
DOT ORG!
I have this theory that everyone has a pre-defined but unknown limit to the number of commercials they can be exposed to before they snap and decide everyone needs more lead inserted at high velocity. Think about all the vectors advertising invades your life, on the bus, on TV, in the movie theater, on the freeway, on virtually every website on the internet …
The post office is covered with ads. Ads for the post office. And people wonder why “going postal” means what it does.
I too pause the video before it runs to completion. Just. In. Case.
The conundrum for advertisers is that the more ways they find to expose us to ads, the more desensitized we become. The more desensitized we become, the better we ignore them, thus requiring a greater number of ads for advertisers to be effective.
Eh, he had it coming.
♫ He only had himself to blame! ♫
♪ If you’d have been there ♫
♪ If you’d have seen it ♫
♪ I betcha you would have done the same ♫
NOT GUILTY!!
♪ He took a flower in its prime ♫
♪ And then he used it ♫
♪ And he abused it ♫
♪ It was a murder but not a crime ♫
Then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife 10 times.
I opened the door, and there’s Veronica and Charlie doing #17: The Spread Eagle.
It wasn’t until later when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead.
So I fixed him his drink, as usual. You know some guys just can’t hold their arsenic.
♪ The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♫
And there’s Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin’. No, not chewin’ …… POPPIN’. So I said to him, I said, you pop the gum one more time …… and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots…
Into his head.
I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive. And I saw him dead.
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok,
hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg…
Pop.
Six.
Squish.
Unh-uh.
Cicero.
Lipschitz.
So…
does this count as copyright infringement?
Dunno. Sure a great movie, though. Of course, now I’ll have the earworms for the rest of the day, but it was worth it!
*RIGLMAO*
*laughing to hard to notice he couldn’t understand the last two posts*
Apparently I’m slow.
*bumps up previous post a couple of places to make it work better*
SOOOO worth it!
*lgbqueeze*
*squeezesherfavoritezombie*
It’s okay — we like you anyway!
*squeezesherfavoritecubist*
*puts on David Hasselhoff thong*
Kit, please slow down…Kit, please open the door…Kit, please slow down and open the f**kin door!!!
ROFL!!!!
Just got this mental pic of Skrat in a thong…chasing down a car…
At least it wasn’t the Hoff himself…
*shudder*
# Freedom for you and me
Freedom for the world #
*in best Fat Bastard voice*
Well, do ya think a’hm sexy?
Eeewwwwwww.LOL
Ah wan’ you in ma bellly birdah!!!
FatZombieBastard?
The word for this: hubris.
And the word of the days goes to ………
DING-DING-DING!
PlutoniumBoss! Tell him what he’s won, Johnny!
*skips into post*
*drop-kicks ‘s’ to the curb*
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
i lol’ed
Interesting. I made a post earlier that got nommed and haven’t had the time to try to do it again, but figured when NS’s posts started re-appearing below that my post would also magically appear.
Nope, guess not.
Eeeewwwww, the blog monster nommed posts until it got sick and then threw them back up all over the blog. Binge and purge isn’t good for you!
see him jumping like a child at 0:27 XD
Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my break my stride,
nobody’s gonna slow me down, oh no.
I’ve got to keep on movin’
Why do you hate me so?
Mmmm… a friend made Emeril Lagasse’s version of Red Beans & Rice over the weekend & just gave me a plate of it. OMG — sooooo delicious!
*purrrrrrrr*
*sips iced tea to calm the heat from the spices*
*purrrrrrrr*
Tho irrelevant, your post makes me hungry.
Foodses is never irrelevant.
No such thing as an irrelevant post here.
Poor witto NS! Still having difficulties with the blog?
Alas, I am. The BlogMonster noms anything I post as NS here… still.
*pouts*
Oh noes! Now I haz a sad!
Have you emailed the PTB?
It’s been nomming all of my posts, too.
Woot! I can post!
*starts to jump up and down in excitement*
*stops*
*does happydance instead*
You name changes don’t help. Try keeping one for awhile then change it slowly. The admins told me that.
*squeezesGracieandneverletsgo*
Whoopity!!!!
Nice to see you again, sista!
Good to be back. Gotta go home for the day, though. See ya tomorrow!
*SQUEEZE*
I contacted the PTB last week, but they didn’t know what was going on.
I figured out that the problem started after the most recent Firefox update & mentioned that on ICHC. One of the other cheezpeeps suggested uninstalling Firefox & starting it again from scratch. I did that, and things are now functioning perfectly on ICHC.
Here, however, the BlogMonster is still eating everything NS related. I haven’t even been able to get a post with my screen name in it to post.
I’ll try that again… but I sent another message to the PTB.
Since I’m logged into WP & ICHC is now recognizing that, I don’t get the boxes for name, e-mail, or website when I try to post a comment here. It just says I’m logged in as NS. I’m typing this in Explorer ’cause it’s the only way I can post here right now.
So — Gracie… maybe you need to uninstall/reinstall Firefox?
Can’t wait to see you Saturday!! *SQUEEEZE!*
What are we doing & when?
What are we doing, and when?
*is very excited*
I use internet exploder at work. I’ve been emailing the PTB all day. It’s a puzzler. Hope they figure it out.
We figured it out, and the problem has been solved. Look downthread some… ▼ ▼ ▼
The name you had been using should work now.
What have we learned?
Silly Italians.
The driver wasn’t Italian.
You fail.
Ghost riding the FAIL.
Epic! Pwned!!11!one!!!elebenty!!!
*slaps* GET AHOLD OF YOUR SELF LGB. where has your composure gone? Do you need some sleepy skittles?
*shakes head*
*blinks repeatedly*
Huh?
Where am I?
Sleepy Skittles?
Is that some new hot happenin’ club?
Sleepy Skittles?
Are they sour? *looks hopeful*
oh they are what ever you want them to be! you also get to wear a sweet suit with arm straps and white rooms with soft walls, its like chuckie cheese for the mentally corrupted!!
Oooo! Skittle pit!
*Jumps in*
Oooo! Kittle spit!
*slides in*
Ooooo! Mentally corrupted!!
*fits in*
Oh boy. That name change was supposed to be a joke up there (^^^), but it got nommed by the BM. Of course it comes back on me when I try to post again, I seem to be getting rather notorious for forgetting to “put my name back”.
I guess that’s how I
♫ Hey there Johnny you really don’t fool me
You get away with murder
And you think it’s funny
You don’t give a damn if we live or if we die
Hey there Johnny boy
I hope you fry! ♫
8)
corrupt…not sure if corrupted is even a word.
Corrupted v., v.tr.
To destroy or subvert the honesty or integrity of.
To ruin morally; pervert.
To taint; contaminate.
To cause to become rotten; spoil.
To change the original form of (a text, for example).
Computer Science. To damage (data) in a file or on a disk.
To ruin morally; pervert
As used in the following sentence:
When my 17yr old babysitter showed me my “Special Purpose”, I felt
happycorrupted.You mean you’re not here to just gather nuts and hibernate?
Hubris? No.
Silly? Yes.
Petter Solberg does this all the time as a treat to the fans at the of a rally or super special stage. Nobody loves his fans like Petter does.
And he didn’t break his arm.
Look him up–he can do donuts sitting outside the car too! Love him.
He actually forgot to put the car in first gear before he climbed onto the roof. In second gear the car moves a bit to fast…
I’m selling “o”s if you’d like one.
Ah heck, you can have this one for free.
*gently places extra “o” in Velok’s sentence”
Car surfing….A deadly and stupid thing to do.
>.>
FAIL
So uh, are Subaru looking for a new driver then? Can I send a resume?
what a dumb@ss
looks funny when he is chasing his car…….car win?
I will now check to see if I can use my “real” screen name in a post…
Oy vey. Tried to post something on Firefox as NS, which didn’t work (since I can’t post right now as NS). I tried posting the exact same thing on IE as Flufflepuff, and it told me a duplicate comment was detected.
*bares claws*
Now I’ll try a post with my “real” screen name in it and see if it gets through…
nightshayde
nightshayde
nightshayde
Nope – tried twice and neither appeared.
Can anyone else post my normal screen name? Maybe FailBlog is now allergic to it?
It’s your name! I just tried to post as NS and no sala.
I just asked how to spell it in a post, took a guess (‘s’ isn’t capitalized?) … and THAT got nommed.
Damn girl, you really did something to grab the monster’s attention!
I’m a good girl, I am!
I’ve tried 3 separate times to use your name in a post. All 3 got nommed immediately. In two of them I was attacking the blog monster in an attempt to distract it!
It’s really got your number!
Note: case doesn’t seem to matter. It’s your name itself, in any form. Well, I haven’t tried all caps yet, but I somehow doubt it would matter.
Correction: I just tried a post with your name in all caps. Still no dice. I’d ask if I was spelling it right, except:
1. Every time I try, it’s nommed. Logic dictates I’m spelling it right.
2. You can’t tell me how to spell it, since the act of using your name makes the blog monster ravenous.
She could spell it like this c o y o t e.
It’s: n-i-g-h-t-s-h-a-y-d-e
No caps.
n i g h t s h a y d e
I just experimented with posting on all the sites listed along the top bar (loldogs, celebs, etc…). The sports one didn’t show me as logged in. I was able to post as NS on all the others (though one is in moderation presumably because I hadn’t posted there before).
Weird.
n!ghtshayde
I never !magined I’d have to do something like that.
I sent a little something to the PTB for you regarding this, hopefully they can sort it out. My guess is it’s a retrieval issue, otherwise it wouldn’t complain about duplicate posts under different names, but I obviously can’t check the database beneath the site like the PTB can.
If that doesn’t work, I’d be happy to start sacrificing virgin goats on a satanic altar for you. Might not work, but it couldn’t hurt. Unless you’re a goat, of course.
Hip Hip Dammit! We saved the virgin goats!
Continuing the experiment, can anyone post the word “n!ght” spelled with a letter i instead of an exclamation point? I think that may be the problematic word, or perhaps just a problematic sequence of a few letters.
Maybe “n!g___” is the problem.
ni
n!ght, indeed, is the problem.
shayde
… and that explains why Gracie hasn’t been able to post using the name she had been using (g’n!ght Gracie).
I’m pleased that I figured out the problem, but annoyed that I had to figure out such a stupid problem.
My hats off to you, I was expecting it to be some weird background issue and not a stupid idiotic nazi censorship thing gone awry.
Yup. It’s the three-letter combination starting with “n” and ending with “g” that seems to be the root of the problem.
How dreadfully inconvenient.
I can’t believe someone hasn’t said the “N” word and gotten nommed by now! Whaddafu?!?
Are.
You.
Sh¡tt¡ng.
Me.
???
Now that’s taking politically correct censorship bullplop way way way to far.
LOL @ bullplop
* gently inserts “o” into ZA’s post*
*legs it*
The Flufflepuffs that say ni.
*attacks the blog monster*
*epic battle ensues*
*safety*
*hopefully, Nightshayde can slip by*
*let’s see if this worked or not …*
*attacks the blog monster – again*
*another epic battle ensues*
*safety*
*this time he stays out of the BM’s mouth*
*hopefully nightshayde can slip by unharmed*
*keeps BM distracted so it doesn’t notice she’s not capped*
I’d be happy to rip the moderator a new one for you if you’d like. Maybe it will distract the BM long enough for NS to slip by …
*shakes fist at blog*
♪ Let our NS go!!! ♫
Can I say nightshayde?
Whoa. How’d you do that?
YOU CAN NOW!!!! OMG!!!!
NIGHT!
Oooo! They’re showing up, even NS’s tests! I bet she can start using her name again too!
*crosses fingers*
*won’t say where he got the fingers*
*has hope*
Wooooohoooooooo!!!!!!
I’m back!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, Powers That Be!!!!
Yes — it was an attempt to keep racist trolls at bay. They’ve dialed back the restriction ’cause they didn’t realize how other things would be affected.
*does a happitayl dance*
Yay, I was about to suggest the ¡ I start my name with as a replacement. Glad you worked it out.
Yes, but my NS, NS, NS that I just typed got nommed.
Nope. Just tried it. No sala. Whaddafu x15?!?!?
Night.
From I can see everyday WRX drivers are F’ing idiots who do not deserve a driver’s license…. So this is typical I guess.
…Prompting Bush to begin the “no race-car driver left behind” program…
Nobody likes a showoff.
Especially cars.
Captured for posteriority: the act of you falling on your ass is now on the the Internet, so your children and grandchildren will bay with laughter at your stupidity long after you’re dead.
Haha I love when athletes try to show off, and TOTALLY FAIL.
Well, sucks for that guy.
Bet you he was blushing.
And i can say, I WAS THERE! Awesome fail
“If ya got a new car and yer feelin’ like a star. Wut’cha gonna do? Ghost Ride it! Ghost ride the whip!”
He is actually from Norway(same as I am),but this does’nt really make me proud…
GHOST RIDE THE WHIP!
they have nascar in france?
Every accord prohibits car-skiiing, especially if someone can get swept off the vehicle rooftop when the vehicle enters a tunnel. I watched various films of people who fight right on the rooftops of trains and cars. Also, a film depicted Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) doing the unsafe way of driving his mini whilst sitting on a lounge chair placed right on the rooftop and steering the vehicle using telescopic forceps and broomsticks!
Total carnage indeed! He drives that car, he is liable for damages done to that car!
You give this waaay more importance than you should.
That will buff out.
http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miki_Biasion <- He used to be much better!
nobody likes a showoff… especially not the GROUND!!!!!
Karma rules.
it was only a matter of time before this would appear on failblog…
This guy is famous in Norway for his Engrish. Search for Petter Solberg on YT.
this is the Norwegian rally driver Petter Solberg! this was not an act it’s real shit!
It’s not funny to laugh at other people’s misery… but… my gut hurts…
video player fail.
That is why white people shouldn’t ghost ride the whip… o_O
Was that Petter Solberg? Or Miki Biasion?
If that were Petter Solberg, he’d stop his car and perhaps go to his car’s bonnet, stand on it, and celebrate.
My home’s too small to drive in anyway.