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I want the same in my house
no need for a birds and bees talk with those photos!!!
that’s because birds en bees can’t talk
This looks fake to me
Gay? I think this is the opposite of that.
Ha Ha I have to agree with “wait…what?” and what do you mean fake? they look like real signs to me.
*gives Fesse prize for not saying first*
Like anyone cares anymore Nerd Police.
*THWACK!*
We care. We always care.
Caring is caring.
Looks like he’ll have to enter he tunnel
I agree.
But the joke’s on him!
Not a big population. Check maps in 2010.
I thought it was a job for Granny.
IT IIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Comment making sense, fail
No, that comment makes plenty of sense…
We’re the freaking Nerd S.W.A.T.
i am pretty sure that is not a fail, but a win….
that’s a win baby!!!!!! choo-chooo!!!!!!!1
Totally a WIN! Where is the fail? I only see win too!
first
FAIL!
*gives poisoned fries*
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
P.S. we hate you
No. We don’t hate, Jaysen, not even trolls. Hate is very bad. Hate makes your heart turn black.
.
We *THWACK!*, or *FOOOOOM!*, or *GLOWER*. Much more therapeutic that way.
oh sorry, revision is needed “P.S. ….*THWACK!* slash *FLOWER*….ok so you can mix fooom and glower…..
can’t*
Only once has a troll been foomed and glowered at the same time. It wasn’t pretty.
I usually get on the wooden spoon that one of my Fail Peeps gave me and *thwack* ‘em with it. It’s actually quite effective.
Why don’t you take these until you find something else…
*hands jaysen nunchucks*
I myself only use my most brutal troll-punishment methods during a full solar eclipse, when the moon blocks out the sun, and its Shadow rains darkness upon the land. It’s not yet come to that.
holy cow, remind me NEVER EVER to make shadow angry and SWEET PAIR OF NUNCHUCKS!!! *wha wha wha*
Try ‘em on, jaysen!
they fit great! i really like the sweet black finish with silver flake skulls on it. what noise does it make though? shhhwack!?
Ooooo. I like it! S’new. *SHHHWACK!*
suhweet, its perfect the SHHH is the sound of it swinging through the air and then the wack is the devastating blow! I feel pretty powerful, not gunna lie. But now I am unsure how to use “of”…. so I will just ignore it all together…
Shun the “of” — shunnnnn!
Shunofab*tch, that probably won’t work.
you can say ShunOVAbatch…. ova is cool right?
Hmmmm… “Ova” instead of “ofa.” Let’s try it…
Instead ova spoon, I’m going to whack trolls with nunchucks.
It worked!
problem solved! so i really wanna try these puppies out, help me find something/someone to shhhwack!
Patience, Iago, patience!
[Wicked Witch] All in good time. [/Wicked Witch]
Trust me when I say that the one you NEVER EVER want to make angry is Dragon. She pulls no punches, minces no words, and will *foom* you to a cinder.
On that note, never ever say “could of”, or “should of” or “would of”. Always “should have“, etc. In fact, play it safe. Do not even use the word “of” and any auxiliary verb in the same sentence without triple-checking.
Fair warning.
Or it will be the death have you!
These chains crop up in the weirdest places.
♫♪ Keep them doggies
ing♪♫
Perhaps I should revise my comment, to clarify.
Dragon *FOOOOOM!*s. Avis *GLOWER*s. The rest of us *THWACK!*.
Y’know what? Screw it. Just go here.
haha ive been there, but ive never been good about reading manuals…
I reserve the glower for serious offenders. I thwack much more often.
At least one of us *phasers* and when needed *photon torpedoes*.
Do we also see you beaming there, by any chance?
And BFF has the British Army, if needs be.
… hate the the first, not the firster.
It takes a trained eye to figure this one out.
No it doesn’t
*facerail*
I got it in 1 second.
You have tunnel vision.
Stay on track please!
You dont want to derail your plans
what choo talking ’bout?
I got it first time around too!
♪ I’ve been workin’ on the railroad. . . ♪
She playing hard to get?
♪ I hear the train a comin’, it’s rollin’ ’round the bend and I ain’t seen the sunshine, since, I don’t know when . . . ♪
I’ve tunneled under him to carry it on for you.
We are back on track!
We can never be derailed!
*wishes she were still a(sleep)er*
*apparently still is*
I need to get my engine going here!
No harm done, Avis. Full speed ahead.
*Squeezes*
I’m siding with Avis. We need more coffee!
Thanks for not making me feel like a caboose!
We have the blogging ties that bind.
It was nice of you to express that.
He’s had good coaching.
I’m just looking to Engineer a pun and keep this thread moving on down the line.
By what signals would you gauge your success? I don’t want to stoke this further, but some of these posts are quite funicular.
I think I’m finally crossing into the realm of the awake, but just barely.
This is a good platform to test that out.
Don’t fre(igh)t, you’ll be awake and functioning in no time.
I’m just glad I didn’t switch to de-caf.
It requires a lot of training to wake up flawlessly.
*bursts into hysterical crying*
*regains composition*
*has nothing*
Oh well… Time to go outside to blow off some steam…
It’ll be all right man. You just have to learn to choo-choo-choose your puns more carefully.
Thanks a lot, man *sniff*
I got a bit derailed back there, but now I’m back on track
No; I see what they did thar.
duh first?!
11th!
*Gives poisoned fries to failor*
*adds more poison*
*Hi 5s Treeboar*
Be aware: Poison fries leaves nothing for our resident Zombie to eat. Unless it’s just a spice to him, of course.
actualy you are #727306
rail-fail-lol
Life’s Railway To Heaven.
I see now. You enter the tunnel and head for the light.
Yes! Drill ye tarriers, drill!
I noticed that the train is somewhat bigger than the tunnel. Good or bad?
It means the tunnel is a virgin.
The engineer just needs to take his time. There’s successs at the end of that tunnel.
As long as he’s careful to grease the tracks.
That is such a win you cant even say how epic this is.
orly
omgwtfbbqepicwinofdeath
*dies from epicness*
oh god its the epidemic epic win of apocalyptic aptitude!!!
*dies from alliteration*
i can almost alliterate anything!
Boy, that’s next to nothing when we take a little look at my pronunciation proficiency.
The pure pulchitrude of that proffering is perfection, and will probably live on in perpetuity.
no fair, i threw down a SWEET alliteration, then it got eaten… but i will admit LGB’s is way better than mine was. we are like modern day Dr. Suess’s!
Is Dr. Seuss not modern anymore? Has it been that long?
no he was offically inducted as a “classic” last year, he will always be relivent but no longer modern… did you know he worte green eggs and ham on a bet, he bet someone he could write a book only using 225 words.
Actually, yes, I did. The bet was that he could write a book using only 50 words, though.
…he also had the help of a linguist for subsequent books.
i feel stupid cat in the hat was 250 wasn’t it?
Cat in the Hat was 223.
*ahem*
236.
*pat.pat*
There, there, precious. Perhaps you can pretend the pickle never presented itself.
Please pretend my precious posts placed itself promptly where I pleased, or my prowess will be powerless or even pointless, making my presentation pitiful, i hope i haven’t peaked
… and the crowd goes WILD!
Dammit, I did the same, and it too got porked O_o
Let’s try that again…
Persistant perfection’s presence is profound, postulate prominent physicists.
only if you poke em in the prostate! hehe sorry couldnt resist
Paints a pretty picture of a proof of painful predicament, placing proportional pressure on a particular professor’s p… train
Assonance? o:
conductor: “the next tunnel may get wet”
epic win i’d say!
Agreed.
Oh, Oh, God. That comment… I NEED MIND BLEACH!!!
- hands Mind Bleach -
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN VIN
Nice pep-talk coach.
I’d tapp that.
*plays taps*
*tapdances*
*lapdances*
IM THERE!!!
*Moondances*
*breakdances*
*Sundances*
*bellydances* sorry, no one else was dancing, it may not be a pretty sight, but i ain’t stopping till someone is pop, drop and lockin!!!
*Riverdances*
*Rain-dances*
Looks like the man’s train is too big to enter the women’s tunnel.
don’t u know tunnels r dilative?
The train goes in from one end, and comes out from the other one?
That would be gross D:
That’s the logical way, isn’t it?
Not really.
At least not from the symbolism standpoint.
Woo woo.!
What do you mean by Woo woo?
I think the train makes sounds like that
Of course.
*facepalm*
i was always under the impression it went CHOO CHOO no WOO WOO…maybe your trains sound different than mine?
Maybe you are not playing with yours right?
you have point, if she goes chew chew on it, that’s REALLY BAD!
No one told me they went choo choo or woo woo! What else can they do?
Coupling comes to mind.
he can’t come out on the other side, cause there r no tracks in the tunnel, it’s just the path that leads to glory
I guess you are right
Daddy was a Railroad Man?
I think yes.
Is this the start of a chain gang song? ♫Daddy was a Railroad Man?♫
Sounds fun.
*Ahem*
♫He used as many tunnels as a human can…♫
Typical that’s it’s one man and multiple women
But they share a tunnel. Go figure out that one.
WIN!!!!
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG !!!! IM FIRST YEAHH!!!
NO! NO! NO YOU’RE NOT! YEAH!
Or… am I?
In my book, that’s a WIN!
sweet you have a book? whats the ISBN so i can check it out?
elebintyone!11!1!!
WIN! I would pay good money for a set of those signs.
What do you mean, fail? That’s an epic win!
They leave the choice up to you.
What would a picture of a shemale be?
a subway
rXr
And here I thought letting my child play with trains was good clean fun.
Oh, jeez. Trains are incredibly dirty. I mean, really, have you seen the men’s room?
:ick:
Gives new meaning to “All aboard!”, doesn’t it?
No kidding.
*is going home tomorrow*
By train. Twenty four hours. The restrooms are pretty bad.
Now open wide, here cums the engine, lmao.
I’ll try this again.
*ahem*
Nothing here at Failblog is good clean fun!
Even Boxcar Willie?
Heh heh. “Willie”.
Clearly, we can turn anything “dirty”.
*Changes subject*
Oooh, subject now wears black leather! Kinky!
Isn’t it a little early for S&M??
its never too early for some S&M!
Yep. Besides, once the train is in the tunnel…
Even Thomas, the Really Useful Engine needs an explanation of the birds and the bees.
I think I can. I think I can.
Toot toot! here comes the train! Toot! Toot! TOOT!!!
Dude, seriously, if you absolutely need to toot on the train, go do it in the bathroom, man… Oh, wait. Yeah.
LOL
I’ve been working on the railroad, all the live long day! xD
Are you strumming on the old banjo?
Is that what they’re calling it now?
Huh? Man, I’m so behind on this…
I thought it was called “Taking the BMW for a spin”
Beemer? I hardly knew her!
Also known as Dinah. I believe she’s always looking for a horn to blow.
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-oh-oh-oh-oh!
gives ‘Stephenson’s Rocket’ a whole new meaning
*clickie*
*Snickers*
Now we know what “cannonballing” really means.
Lul
OMG ROFL!
yeah that is WIN
hahahahaha
That looks about right to me…
I vote symbolism WIN.
*marks a checkmark in logbook*
Duly noted.
I vote nader….thanks
maybe it’s not symbolism, but misogyny: you can’t ride the fail train if you’re female?
Dude, that just made everything in this fail lower to the level of hilarious to zero. Its only funny as symbolism. You ruined it.
Calm yourself, my young Padawan. He is only a harmless poster.
Yeah, I know. Usually I go and find out where they live and eat them in their sleep, but my therapist says it is frowned upon in most societies to do so, so I’ve learned.
O WAIT!!! NOW I GET IT!!! But still, its funnier the other way.
Railroad crossing!
I still dont get it. :/
Failure, dude, you must be five. Honestly
This is a symbolism win. Freud would agree.
Where does the train go, kids?
Now open wide, here cums the engine
I always hate to see gender expressed in childish opposites like this. Also, why MAN and WOMEN? I mean, woman is a single word! How can you mess that up!?
IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE!!! OCD freak!!!
Men usually go to public restrooms by themselves, while women tend to the herd instinct.
That part is Engrish.
And women are more than vaginas! We have our own external genitalia and we don’t PEE out of our VAGINAS!!!!!!
prove it?
But you have to admit, you don’t have a train.
You should also get upset every time you see a traditional women’s restroom sign in which the female is denoted only by wearing a stylized skirt or dress. After all, women are more than clothing!
It must be exhausting being you.
I do get upset by bathroom signs (and separated bathrooms at all) and yes it is exhausting. But someone has to carry the torch.
That’s because most crap naturally comes out of a woman’s mouth.
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?????
geez, i’m sorry you think misogyny’s not funny…
The man on the bottom is well endowed enough to F a tunnel?
I think it’s a win.
Oh, and …
Last.
This is not a fail. This is pretty epic. There is a restaurant here in Minneapolis called Chino Latino. Their restroom signs are a racecar and a garage. They didn’t always say “MEN” and “WOMEN” under them either.
I love the hoopskirt on the woman on the sign. xD
Do we see you beaming there too, by any chance?
Fail on plurals, win on symbolism.
It’s not a fail, it’s polygamy.
So that’s why I like trains and tunnels so much.
Woo! Woo!
Clearly this is a win, not a fail.
I need this sign on my bathroom door!
I think I’ll do one like this for the toilet at work
Total WIN!
The man puts his train through her tunnel.
Has anyone notice the words being used? ‘Man’ is singular, ‘women’ is plural. Clearly this is one busy train with many tunnels to satisfy. lol
win for sure!!
WIN! Really, it’s a WIN. 555+
Is this like the signs in China saying “No F***ing allowed here” that I kleep seeing? A metaphorical win, a methodological fail….
Ow, now my head hurts….
Hey baby, can i stick my locomotive in your tunnel?
FIRST!!11!!!!11!!!1!!one!!11!one!!shift1!!11!exclamationpoint1
The spelling is FUN, not FAIL.
WIIINNNN!!!!
EPIC FAIL!!!!!
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WIN!
^ how is this a fail?
Those signs FTW!
ROFL! I think it’s a “WIN!”
sorry but that is Win
Fail? AWESOME WIN!!!!!
Seems about right to me….
thats not a fail but epic win!
Disturbingly hilarious.
This is such epic win for me, because in a children’s book about the human body that I read as a kid, the last chapter deals with sex, and it showed how it works using trains…but no tunnel…
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They put gender segregation on the wrong track.