Have the Monday blues? Well, here’s a WIN to get you through the rest of your day.
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My heck! That was amazing!
That… and FIRST! just for the heck of it.
Pling, Pling. I’ve heard about this guy who throw bikes at people who mentions “first”…
Oh, dear.
This looks very fake
And very fake you are yourself, sir. I have rehearsed this in my head quite a number of times. And I am not alone. This man got “lucky” and actually did it.
Yes, looks very fake. Must be the bold text.
it’s actually true, i saw it on the news a couple of days ago
because everything on the news is real!
Like the Kardashians!
I’ve found that the Kardashians are much, much more entertaining when you replace them with their phonetic relative, the Cardassians. Try it. You’ll thank me.
yes this is true, was robbers on the moped runnign away. In the second shot, thats a uncover in the black coat and the white car is the police
Were you watching Fox? If so then YES THIS IS FAKE.
*I’m like soooooo not saying that Fox news is fake. Nope. Not at all. Whistles*
This is so obviously not fox news. look at all the Chinese on the bottom…
How can it be fake? And your gay!
they couldn’t put it on the internet if it wasn’t true!
Yes, his gay is fake…a foul impostor if ever I saw one..
grammar fail
Try to use proper grammar before you insult someone. By the way, the word “gay” is not insulting.
STOP TROLLING!
*throws bike at CaptainHersheyBar*
Noo!!!! My stolen iPhones! Now I can’t look at FailBlog
Well go steal a computer and look at FailBlog… Then I can throw another bike at you!
I’d be insulted and everything, but I actually laughed, and besides- free bike! Let’s hope I can make off with this too.
Hey! That’s my bike that you’re stealing!
and he’s riding it up the hershey hiway. …
SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!
no, I’m afraid the only policeman we have in today is flaming kool-aid man
What do you mean? Flaming as in gay, or flaming as in on fire?
“….look in the sky….its a bird…its a plane…..its…its… a guy on his bike??!”
I think that is Miss Gulch in the twister that you see DocBill.
In that case, we’re off to see the wizard!
on fire
Mr. E…. you just said “Furist” (not saying it…too dangerous!)
i concur, amazing…
LAST FAIL!!!
TROLL
Goblin
Demon
undead
MONKEY!!!!
GAY! (you that is)
What happened….. LOL
The person threw the bike at the other person on the motorcycle.
But if he had thrown it right, it would have come back to him like a boomerang.
How??
It’s all in the wrist action.
Wow, I’m really learning a lot from you.
It’s true. I can guarantee that if I throw a bike, it will come back to me just as well as any boomerang that I’ve thrown.
I’ll put an apple on my head Coyote – see if you can knock it off w/ the bike and then catch the bike too!
Is it even possible to throw a bike like that? I mean, It could work if you’re on steroids, but other than that, I don’t think so…
sure it is. Bikes probably don’t weigh much more than 10-20 pounds. At least it doesn’t feel like it weighs much. I cart mine all over the place when the terrain gets too rough.
I think he tried to use the bike as a baseball bat…
Is it also possible with cars?
Probably with one of those stupid electric cars.
Obviously its possible moron! Did you see the video? And it wouldn’t be that hard to lift a bike and throw it! STEROIDS? That’s one of the stupidest things I have ever heard! Have you ever had a bike? Not that heavy! Maybe to hit them dead on was hard.. but he had good aim and that’s all it took!
Yes, I have had a bike. I must be really weak then.
Dear smarter than you!,
You aren’t. He was making a jest about throwing a bike and having it behave like a boomerang, ie. return to the thrower.
Odds are good that just striking the moped would be enough to upset the balance.
Not quite, you need to consider the center of gravity, which is probably just lower than the seat level for a light moped. The moped has the advantage of momentum, unless you throw it under the front wheel. The person is the weak point because his arms will turn the handles while he reacts and when he leans to avoid/react to the bike, it completely shifts the center of gravity… and this really isn’t worth the breath…
your weak…you cant pick up thirty pounds if that…sucks to be you
His weak? Best to hit those remedial English books a bit harder. That means that you should study more.
Another guarantee. If I threw the bike, the can would indeed hit the ground. I might be able to catch the bike if it didn’t run away too fast.
Always the double six! Yes Mr Bond, it’s all in the wrist.
Bye bye bike.
Now he’ll need to buy buy a bike.
or a new face…
Bike throw WIN! Thief Fail.
Bystander used Bicycle Toss!
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
Wild Thief has fainted!
Bystander gained 1000 EXP points
Double Kill!
Bystander has leveled up!
What?! Bystander is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Bystander has evolved into Hero of the Day!
Hero of the day has learned steel girder toss
Whoever slams a bike into a thief’s face is my hero.
So you are in favor of bicycle abuse? tsk tsk
HERE HERE
*throws bike at Danniel*
#2
I think not, thieves!
Where are my chicken nuggets??
OMG THAT GUY ON THE SCOOTER STOLE THEM!!!!
the freaking theives stole them and i hired the bike guy to seal the deal
there waiting in your mail box.
question begs…why did he do that????
I think it’s because he’s Superman
Maybe it was Batman bin Suparman.
I believe you’ll find he’s actually Bicycle Repair Man.
Because there are still good people in the world.
No man, it’s too late for that.
because the guy in the scooter stole his girl. and his scooter.
lol he runs away
He tossed the hell out of that bike! xD
Yess I’m drunk right now. COMBOBREAKEROZZZZZ wawesome lol
I’m going to chuck this bike at the next person i see riding a scooter
it´s chuck norris´ bike
If that was Chuck Norris’ bike, the impact would have leveled the entire city…
hahahaha so EPIC
Epic indeed. That is a natural twenty.
O.O what the hell was throwing a bike at him supposed to do?
I think it’s quite obvious what it’s supposed to do genius.
Was it to help him flee faster?
Obviously he was giving the second guy his bike so that he could run away too.
I’d like to think that the video is self-explanatory…
UUHHH…Did you see the video? It stopped them didn’t it? They STOLE that scooter and he stopped them! DUH!
They stole a woman’s purse FROM the scooter and were trying to get away.
Why was it a fail again? (end of the video ~ this fail was submitted by…~)
Guess it’s a fail for failblog lol
It says win on the title… LEARN HOW TO READ!!!
It does say win on the title. Perhaps, IN THE VIDEO at 0:46 I think failblog failed ~Today’s FAIL powered by~ should be ~Today’s WIN powered by~ get it? Am I still wrong???
Yes.
the title sayes and i quote Bystander Win .
i guess it’s a fail for you buddy
Well, what do you expect from a guy named “failure”? Anything less than epic fail would be a disappointment.
He means towards the end of the video. Duh. (I think it’s standard for all failblog videos.)
If you are referring to the “Powered by”, it is standard and a different one is on each video. One needs to use the pause button to read it.
May be dumb but I am right. Might be a standard but, man, not at failblog!!
It is standard here at Fail blog.
That was awesome, EPIC WIN for Bystander! XD
BTW, the guys that went on with the pokemon stuff, lol.
^.^
How do you know that he wasn’t trying to steal the scooter from the two innocents riding it?
I’m just guessing because the title says Bystander Win…
The pokemon jokes were super effective
XD
he throws his bike because these two guys steal a handbag, yeah he’s a hero ^^
Japan or China?
Don’t forget about Korea!!!!!
Ku6dotcom is in China.
Yeah, like I would know that.
Touchy touchy. All that I did was go to the address that is clearly visible in the video. Firefox tells me the country of origin. Elementary my dear Me.
Plus, while I can not read Korean, I can recognize the written language. It is rather distinctive.
It’s all Greek to me. xD
I can’t tell the difference between any of them! You sir, are gifted.
Take a gander at ht tp://thinkzone.wlonk.com/Language/Korean.htm. Notice that Korean uses circular shapes in the alphabet.
Trust me, it couldn’t possibly be Korea for 2 reasons, the roads are not filled with cars like that, and most importantly the writing is completely different from the chinese characters. I’d say it’s either China or Taiwan
it happened in china. it was pretty funny because it was all over the news on the cctv chanels. they went on to show more of the footage with the people chasing the scooter coming into the frame and everyone beating the crap out of the two.
It’s not Japan because they don’t use all the chinese characters together, I live in Japan and I can write so I know. It’s probably china, definitely not korea though.
Bikes, the new weapon against the crime.
This proves a Bicycle Gun would be feasable and more awesome WIN.
A bicycle chain gun? Hmm.
Will it shoot bicycles?
xD I spit out my water from laughing at this!!
In Soviet Russia, bicycles shoot you!
Interestingly, at least to me, in WW! the Italian Bersaglieri Ciclisti tried mounting the Villar Perosa sub machine gun onto the handle bars of their bikes. Impractical, but tried. So it is not in Soviet Russia, but in Italy where bicycles shoot you.
Thus ends today’s pointless history lesson.
Yes, that was pointless…
Your basic historical sphere.
So I’ve been paying attention in history for nothing?!?!?!?!?
Nonsense! History is fun. Besides, if it is a required class, “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it” – George Santayana.
I predict that there will be more tired jokes here.
There will be if people keep recycling jokes.
Ah, truer words have never been spoke-n.
Get a handle on those jokes or you’ll all be barred.
One could only find this here on the inner tube.
I like how he runs after calmly approaching them.
He was a total badass until he ran when they started chasing him… thats a negative 200 norris points… but still pretty cool
Can’t blame a guy for being out of ammo and running to get more.
DOT ORG!
I thought that said dot orgy… I think I need glasses…
Wishful thinking perhaps?
Or I could have been reading too fast…
My money is still on wishful thinking.
OKAY, FINE!! YOU WIN!! *hides in corner*
I LOLed.
Oh look thieves i think ill throw a bike at em. xD
Hey, go with whatever weapon you can improvise.
Sensible solution. (:
Obviously, this country needs stricter bicycle control laws. Otherwise they’ll wind up with bands of bicycle wielding vigilantes, throwing their cycles at every alleged criminal they see.
Also, the people in the ghetto will catch on and throw bikes at innocent people!!!
Oh Lord.
You called me?
If you outlaw bicycles then only outlaws will have bicycles! WHAT ABOUT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS!!
In Communist China, you wait in long line to throw bicycle at marauding thieves.
It’s in China !
Chinese Kanjis appear on the TV.
Perhaps, the guys wasn’t fleeing, he was just going to give back the handbag to its true owner ?!
You optimist you.
Chinese Kanji?! WTF?!
Kanji is a loanword from Japanese meaning “Chinese character”. There is a perfectly valid way to express this in English: Chinese character. You are not Japanese and you are not speaking Japanese, so use the god damn proper English term.
Also, saying Chinese Kanji is like saying “automatic ATM machine”
Lol…technicality rant~
Oi. It is perfectly dandy in English to filch a word from another language. Adios.
Best case of WIN I’ve seen for a long time!
Oh my god, I peed watching that! Usually these aren’t that funny.
TMI
my gosh that was an epic win! the way he just kinda stands there… and then hits them with the bike as they go past! gahh made my day : D
i love the bad ass walk after he hits them with the bike
It almost looks like an old cartoon comedy.
Anyone else noticing an awful lot of “wins” on Fail blog recently? I don’t like this new direction F B is taking. Save the wins for Succeed Blog.
For every WIN, there is an equal and opposite FAIL, as in the moped bandits.
Newton win.
Fear my bike of POWER!!
Epic win. Runner up for the year (behind plane landing in the Hudson river)
That guy rocks !!
YEAH! This guy could be a superhero… BICYCLE MAN!!
When in doubt, throw a bicycle.
Bicycle Repair Man! Thank goodness you’ve come.
lol monty python
Brill!
Now I’m ticked off that I didn’t think of that.
that guy is my new hero
OMFG
do you think he’ll sell his bike on ebay?
its NaNaNaNaNaNaNa..Batman! Have you seen the movie?
DoDo! yeah real smart..your DOO DOO batman! IDIOT!
i think he can sell it for millions now
cos if he did that would be genious
id buy it xP
In Communist China, there are no sticks to jam in spokes, so the bicycle must be thrown!
Where did Neo form matriz appeared from?
Would be nice if uploaders would get into the habit of specifying where they got the pic/video from.
In Communist China, bike rides you!
AHAHAHAHAH! This, too, is a winful comment.
Lol yar.
NINJA
The thing for me here is, how did he know that they were thiefs?
If you ever grow eyes, you might find out. ^^
i think there were cops on thier tail, so he saw them and decided not to loose the opportunity to do what he always wanted in his life xD
Now that’s a way to use a bike!
I also like that guy around 00:30 who knocks one of them down
SO. MUCH. WIN. Three cheers for the good Samaritan!
He should get a reward… Like a new bike.
That guy is my new hero!
I have always wanted to hit someone with a bike, but the opportunity has just never come up. I figure it’s gotta hurt like hell. I’m actually kind of jealous of the guy that threw it.
Pretty impressive that the robber got up so soon.
That is bona fide bad ass right there… up until he runs away.
I would do the same but you see I would have saved the scooter.
Nice aiming there
Here is the original video:
“Man throws bicycle at thieves (High Quality)”
/watch?v=urmNgoad2ys
Well now I know theres 1 more person in the world besides me that is not a sissy and that person is him but he kind of got himself in a doosey.
this looks like a job for, BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!
comment WIN!
This would never happen in America. The bystander would have been arrested for assault with a weapon, and he’d be sued into oblivion by the thieves.
Best I’ve ever seen!!! Nice throw, the guy has an experience on that xD
Thats called civil courage.
*Megaman Robot Master Tune*
Average Man!
So let me get this straight: Tila Tequila gets her own TV show, but somehow this guy doesn’t…
I think the real fail here is the people who post comments on this site. What a pack of unfunny retards.
WIN! But I wonder what the thieves did afterwards cuz they got up
Haha! Wow! That is funny! I mean, who does that? Get off the bike their riding and lob in the direction of someone else? That was hilarious! One of the top wins of 09.
“Today I saw my son use a bicycle as a weapon.”
5 predestrian 0 Thevies
The vids from that site don’t play on my comp D: What happens in the video?
mine neither
guy swings a bike at a robber on a stolen moped and knocks him the robber is then aprehended by ohter bystanders and the first guy
Failblog video playback fail
Definite Bystander Win. The thieves got owned.
He’s so badass walking toward them after throwing the bike! Totally cool. Should be in a movie.
Bystander used Bicycle Toss!