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I want one.
I want one to.
Oh Punish me!
STRANGER DANGER.
*panics*
Run away so very fast.
*Follows man with blue swastika for a avatar*
DO NOT CALL ME A MAN. I AM A WOMAN/GIRL.
Sry.
But still blue swastika wtf.
Idk it picked it for me.
i know
Go to en.gravatar.com
Maybe Aslan is Asian. It’s a very holy religious symbol over there.
Mayve coyote but the swastika still offends alot of people
ROFL!
@ coyoteman: true, but the Buddhist swastika is flipped: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=buddhist%20swastika&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi . Aslan’s avatar is unfortunately closer to to the Nazi version.
swastika lived long time before nazism. actually – symbol is quite positive and nice.
i looks nothing like a swastika, u retard
It looks like a ninja star thing.
*nods*
I want one two
lots of concentration on his face
lots of something on the other persons face
I have one!
im starting to think this should be called winblog.com , because most of this stuff is a win!
Holy shit!!!
Shit comes out the posterior; this is the anterior. Nice try, almost, tho.
err…holy pee
First?
Ha!
Finally! someone says Ha! in responsive to a comment. it pisses me off that no one laughs at other peoples comments
That wasnt a laugh.
was it a chuckle?
Nuh uh.
SWASTICA!
It looks more like freesbee, or shuriken.
That’s why you never claim first, loser.
oh yeah thrust with my missile wang OH YEAH!
second!
Not
That was my job.
I thought your job was to reply with bitter sarcasm to most people’s responses? Or is that my job?
MY job
Can I be the singing sunflower?
sHE DOESNT HAVE ANY ATTACKS
Go to popcap.com to try the game its rocks!
Psh I have that game. Beat it already. And the sunflower is awesome so yes I want to be it.
Im dr zomboss.
I’m the sunflower that provides the energy that will eventually be the cause of your demise.
*Puts down a gargantuar in unocupied lane*
Victory!!!
@ failinator, i thought that’s what your avatar was from.
its custom made
What does the “ZTN” in your name mean?
No, but she does power the others.
Unless you use Cheat Engine then you don’t need the sunflower.
I love using the hypnoshroom on the Thriller zombies.
But my favorite by far is the zombie eating plant combined with a jack-o-latern for protection.
Also watermelon launcher upgraded to be a winter melon. Freezes and kills.
Man, I wish they’d make a sequel to that game. Like the zombies try to invade a few national parks. Zombies VS Yellowstone, Zombies VS Yosemite….
my favorite is using a hypno sroom on a dancing zombie or gargantuar
Dancing Zombie/Thriller Zombie – same thing.
Hypno on Gargantuar is cool too.
Man, now the more I think of it, the more I want that Plants VS Zombies 2: National Parks edition. Think about it – LOGGER ZOMBIES! Whom randomly get attacked by spotted owls no less.
Plus you could have Bigfoot zombies to go with the Yeti ones. Oh – and pop culture reference – Bruce Campbell-esce type zombie.
*sighs* Man, and I wonder why I’m single. I swear, I could have a whole section of Fail Blog dedicated to me.
I hope popcap is listening.
dancing zombie = Micheal Jackson
I didn’t want to say Michael Jackson incase some rabid fan got upset. Even though the game was made while Jackson was still alive.
Its very ironic.
Popcap predicts the future.
“Any resemblance between dancing zombie and persons living or dead is purely coincidental.” living OR DEAD. Very creepy indeed failinator
Itsone of the best parts of the game for me.
That made my day
Nahhhh.
Why does he need arms of steel too?
To be color coordinated. SIlly.
Is that Punisher? Kind of… adds a new meaning to it, doesn’t it?
No, no. That’s “Punish-Her”.
epic comment
:D
Where’s the “like this” button? Lol, that’s right, wrong website.
Hikari, you win the epic comment prize. I don’t know what that prize is just yet, though, so for now, please accept a cookie of your choosing. XD
I barely knew her!
No, no, no! It’s PEENISHER!!!!
Oh my! I have been a very bad girl!
the purest comment: LOL
Wonder what do you have to do to fire it.
Suck it?
But then… Wouldn’t it kill you?
Or at least leave a very bad taste in your mouth.
Well, duh! It’s a red rocket…
Press the right buttons.
I didn’t realize that he was THAT kind of punisher.
Wow…. >_>
Reconsidering to purchase that item may be plausable very much over time unless of course want to very much.
That would have been slightly impressive if you had used proper sentence structure. Do you want to try again or just give up now?
:Try again
To buy it would be not smart if he doesn’t need to buy such a thing of course if he very much.
good?
Ehhh…. Mediocre at best. Once more?
:Once more
If he were to buy it it wouldn’t be good decision unless he likes that kind of stuff to a high degree or in other words which i am about to say very much.
Yeah I think you should just give up. “E” for effort though.
well he got better.
Thus, the “E”.
The last one actualy made sense though.
It did up until the very end.
True
Hes trieing to say unless he likes it very much
Ahhhh ok I just read it again and it does make sense. Takes a while to figure it out though, but it does make sense.
Sounds like the subject lines in my inbox’s spam section
Come to think of it, its only logical!
Since Disney take over Marvel they started to ‘hide’ dicks like they always to.
well, he seems … tense.
Nah, he’s just happy to see you.
Eat my missile!
My dogs playing with a coconut lol
Is that a missile in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
I actully own one of these, i always laughed when i was a kid!
He’s feeling a bit inadequate after the success of the Spiderman and X-Men movies.
What man in their right mind would put an explosive device near their crotch? One premature detonation and they’d have to change their name to Stella and start shopping at Victoria’s Secret.
Detonation, ej@culation…
Bravo Commander Obvious.
hahaha snork.
That is Commander of First Armored Division General Obvious of the Retard Armored Forces, to you!
‘Ten-shun!
Just ask the guy that tried to blow up the plane landing in Detroit on Christmas Day!
Dude, too soon.
That’s what SHE said!
That joke is so darn old/overused that it should have a place in Fail Blog for failing to ever be funny.
Come on, can’t you think of something halfway original? Or are you too mentally burned out between watching Jerry Springer and listening to Adam Lambert CDs?
No, actually, I think it’s rather like the FAIL stamp itself – the gag is the context. And that was a that’s-what-she-said well placed. = )
No, it’s still a boring, over used “joke” that was never really funny in the first place.
In Soviet Russia, jokes overuse y…
Oh forget it.
*hangs head in shame*
But isn’t “too soon” … never mind. *Shrug*
Punisher War zone in the bed room
Hmm. Looks like he’s struggling to get it that high…. O.o
It looks heavy.
I like to fire my missile when I’m happy
Did he… launch?
Yes he did.
Great toy “montage”!………I wouldn’t like him near me….
Looks very demolition weapon he has…
CROTCH ROCKET!
The Penisher.
PENISHER the Movie Rated 18
More like Toy Missile launcher Win.
Punisher?
I hardly know her!
But yeah, she’s not gonna survive that.
Classic!
They don’t call him the punisher for nothing.
how does this happen?
That’s what she said
Now this can be the source of the Son of a gun myth.
He has no arms, how’d you expect him to shoot?
Pew Pew !
he has arms
look at his face… erection problems, anyone?
Maybe he smokes?
Always remember boys, smoking is proven to cause impotence. So if you smoke you’ll end up on Viagra. Bob Dole takes Viagra. Do you REALLY want to have something in common with Bob Dole?
i came here to laugh, not to learn, but an excellent point indeed.
As the totally awesome 70s children’s educational show, The Electric Company, showed us, you can both laugh and learn at the same time!
Bob Dole is so old that not even a double dose of viagra will help him.
Does an overdose work?
Maybe not – by the looks of him he has quite a raging boner.
*blushes* That’s the bigest fail I’ve ever seen!
luv punishers facial expression….. lolz
TOW missile fail
a TOW missile? Are you suggesting his pen!s is wire guided missile? I’m jealous!
Hey, I remember this!! I owned this toy!
I remember finding it years after I was a little kid and laughing my ass off. Good times.
AIM FOR THE FACE
Ultra – WIN! xD
I had this when I was a kid, it is supposed to turn into a gun but mine got stuck in that state too somehow, lol
Anyone got reminded of Orgazmo?
it reminded me to never go to a toy store again o.o
That’s a new look for Choda-Boy, isn’t it?
C@CK ROCKET!!!!!!!
Umm…i do believe that a “chargin mah lazor” quote is in order here…either that or some sort of red rocket crack..lol
PINGAS!!!!
CantThinkOfANameToday already did it
This is such a win it hurts.
This is rather… punishing.
Who would EVER buy that?
ONLY IN AMERICA.
superman won’t know what to do with this
‘Punish-her’
Hes ready to fire his projectile
xD
didn’t know big pun’s sequel would be wearing that suit.
|the kid|
Like this one? Look for an anime video called “Iron Virgin” So badyou can’t stop watching…
my dick is bigger
bigger than what? your little toe?
show me
I know a lot of guys who make that same face just before their missile launchers fire.
Is that one of those Transformers/Marvel character hybrids?
I tell ya, Hasbro’s mixing and matching with their toy licenses can lead to some effed up results. The Mr. Potato Head combos with Transformers, Marvel, and Star Wars are one thing, but the cute li’l non-poseable figures are just wrong, and vehicles that transform into giant Star Wars or Marvel character robots end up looking pretty goofy….
….except the Millenium Falcon that splits into separate Han Solo and Chewbacca robots. That sh** is five kinds of awesome.
Strangely, no, it’s from an older line of Marvel heroes made on a similar premise but without the Transformers stamp and the robot-i-ness.
But yeah, it turns into something that’s meant to resemble a pistol, and that’s the barrel.
If you ask me this is a win
If you rub it does it shoot?
I want to hear what the hero says when it shoots: maybe
“pelvic THRUST!!!”
It really drives him insaaAAAANNNNEEE!
Thats not even the worst of it. He supposed to “transform” into a pistol, but to do that he has to be bent over with his legs as the handle. kind like it shooting out of his ass..
Best part: it has to have a “safety orange” cap on the barrel.
My God, the untapped potential in the protection world ….
i got one in my pants
PELVIS THRUST!
How far does it shoot?
further than your camera in your pimp’s bathroom, “jennifer.”
Well it’s a win for that guy…
Fake, anyone?
Penal fail.
oh yeah. that’s punisher alright. A. . .missile launcher inside and out. He doesn’t need a heart because it takes up too much space in the garage. BTW he’s like Hulk. You wouldn’t like him when he goes off.
Punisher: “This is my sex face!”
so true….
that’s like so disturbing lol
I guess that’s why they call him ‘The Punisher’…?
Pelvic…THRUST.
I made that up!!!
hi folks, one stupid question:”are all of the symbol pics of your avatar´s svastika?” sry for bad english
It really isn’t as funny once you realized it is a transformer type toy and someone moved the pieces around to place it that way.
Frank Castle is… THE PENETRATOR
Finally, a toy both kids and their mommies can enjoy!
What does it do?
Bam.
Most honest toy I’ve ever seen! xD
“This is my O face.”
Must…not…make…Robotnik…reference…PINGAS!
i find this is just so disturbing on so many levels…
you guys have a lot of traffic.
at least the missile isnt white!!!
My kid has this! I was going to take a picture and send it to fail blog, but he left it at my sister-in-laws a while ago. She has had plenty of chances to return it. Hmmm….I wonder what’s keeping her?
Isn’t he the Punisher?
MADE IN CHINA
so where is his trigger?
I actually have this toy O_o
Well… It’s my brothers now
I think he’s trying to launch it at obama
With SPERM ACTION!
And that just HAS to be the one from the line that I don’t have… (got Spider-Man, Iron Man and Apocalypse)
*removed dirty comment*
I think it’s a win… For both the bearer and receiver.
ERECTIN’ A MISSILE LAUNCHER!
so that’s why they call him the punisher!
Yeah… I’d call myself the punisher too with that thing…
I actually had one of these! lol
omg I love the facials this figurine is pulling while looking down at his ‘missile launcher’ hahaha
I got your missile right here, ba-be.
Whole new definition to crotch rocket…
haha
That’s exactly how I looked when I saw that scene in Wild Things where Denise Richards and Neve Campbell have sex in the pool. I froze in that position for two days.
just look at that expression.
mm.. sexy