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Kick Fail

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  1. Pepsi Plunge says:

    Lol am i really first?

  2. a ghost of an idea says:

    old

    • Black Garnets, lvl 60 burglar hobbit, fanged werebunny. says:

      Not you too! I don’t get to surf like I used to. So a lot of these are new to me. How’s it going ghost?

      • AferVentus says:

        Well, it is at least last season – Wigan Athletic (whose captain Mario Melchiot of the Netherlands is, um, getting the boot – and is the Arsenal man whose shorts number is obscured by Paul Scharner Nicklas Bendtner?) don’t have JJB Sports as shirt sponsor this term.

        • tpain says:

          that wasnt from last season, at the latest it was the 07-08 season which i believe thats when it was from as Bendtner really didnt feature till then. I know it was then at the latest because because that was the last year in which arsenal had those jersey, they had new ones starting in the 08-09 season

    • Spoon God says:

      These football (soccer for you Americans) kicks are getting old, don’cha think?

    • loufail says:

      Not so old. I would say around 24 years, but I am not so good estimating ages.

  3. robs99 says:

    More like Kick WIN!

  4. blue says:

    You’d have to be nuts to do that! They should sack that guy!

  5. Threef says:

    For me it’s just a good kick!

  6. Mr Guy says:

    Bend THAT like Beckham!

  7. bla says:

    he hit the wrong ball…

  8. Erotikxx says:

    Crouchtastic!

  9. HollowLord says:

    FALCON KICK!

  10. Lizard says:

    Bendtner Win!

  11. Jack says:

    Did he die?

  12. Cloral says:

    Oucharoo!

  13. zach says:

    Pretty sure that is not what the coach meant by kicking it up a notch.

  14. any says:

    Arsenal scores!

  15. Scotus Ratus says:

    Guaranteed Wenger never seen this!

  16. Guile says:

    FLASH KICK. Waiting for the Sonic Boom…

  17. Ashmead says:

    You guys shouldn’t feel bad, look at his face, he clearly LOVES it. His facial expression is saying “Ooooooh I’m in heaven! More of this please!”

  18. jimmy says:

    anyone but me noted that the guy that was kicked has a pleasure face?

  19. Yes says:

    That’s a win!

  20. King Dong says:

    Definitely win

  21. Simscreed says:

    Arsenal win

  22. Joe says:

    Some of the comments are funnier than the captions, themselves!

  23. NM says:

    Good job! That n*gger would have done the same thing, anyway. Those apes always play dirty.

  24. NM says:

    A definite WIN!

  25. kebon says:

    take that ya hippy

  26. Wez says:

    Ha! Missed both my legs!

  27. Critter Rhode says:

    ♪♫ And they where all Kung Fu fighting♫♪

  28. LOL says:

    EPIC-KICK-WIN!!! :-D

  29. mishu says:

    it is actualy a win

  30. failinator/co-owner of the ztn says:

    For those who are interested i jumped off of a 7.3 meter cliff on Cristmas!

  31. backwards says:

    xD punch instead kick only ,song astley rick the in like its

  32. Nade says:

    I’m an Arsenal supporter, so I’d say that’s more of a Bendtner win.

  33. PatrioT says:

    rabbid punch, into.. pile driver!

  34. Jones says:

    “oops”

  35. Hai. says:

    everybody was kung fu fighting…

  36. Peg says:

    OW,OW, OWIE, OW. OWWWWWWW!

  37. Peg says:

    nuff said…..

  38. Chris says:

    Auch! Your gonna feel that one tomorrow! :/

  39. alien06 says:

    I warned you to cut that ponytail!

  40. der_mezgermeister says:

    The kicker has a facial expression that says “whoops”.

  41. lmao says:

    What do you mean FAIL?He hit the ball(s),didn’t he?

  42. CSX says:

    Ain’t that just a kick in the ass…

  43. Epic. says:

    Hi!! It’s the man who got kicked over there, James Cameron… My left ball fell but its surgically replaced

  44. coyote says:

    *jabs, bobs, weaves, jab, jab, feint, upper cut*
    HAPPY BOXING DAY ALL
    *loses concentration, whacked by round house, kisses canvas, loses consciousness*

  45. Langostino says:

    How is this a fail? Was he trying NOT to kick him in the nuts?

    And it is not a win either.

    It is an accidental, painful, kick in the nuts. Extremely unfortunate. But no one with an IQ above 60 or so would call it a “fail.”

    • Langostino says:

      OK, so all you idiots have only repeated that it is a fail, but not one of you have explained HOW it is a fail.

      Because you can’t.

      Because it’s not.

      Idiots.

      • coyote says:

        You are well named, for you are certainly crabby.

        I enjoy help the permanently baffled. It is something of a vocation. And since you definitely fall into that category, I shall try to explain in simple terms.

        First I shall number your, shall we say, thoughts.
        1) “Was he trying NOT to kick him in the nuts?” Since the approved target is well to the left of the kicker; the answer is that his target was not the soccer ball, but a very unsportsman like below the belt blow.
        2) “It is an accidental, painful, kick in the nuts.” Here we see the result of your disjointed “mental” processes. In statement no.1 you state that the kicker was trying to kick him. Now you aver that it was an accident. What are your readers supposed to make of this?
        3) “Extremely unfortunate.” Who could argue with that? Not I certainly.

        Now that I have addressed why your comment was a fail I shall move on to why the picture is a fail. It is funny. On this site humour is the goal. Comedy is a strange entity. Perspective is a major ingredient. If I slip on a banana peel, that is a tragedy. If you fall off of a cliff, that is comedy. If someone quickly places an enormous mattress at the bottom of the cliff, so that you are not horribly maimed, we are back to tragedy again.

        Here fail does not necessarily mean failure. I hope that this helps make things clearer for you.

        Have a happy new year! :)

  46. Angelica says:

    I’m pretty sure those are the wrong balls he’s kicking…

  47. kyuuki says:

    at least he managed to hit the ball(s) there… that’s kind of a vital skill for someone who plays the sport.

  48. adam says:

    He kicked him in the nuts on purpose. the soccer ball was on the opposite sider of the player

  49. Halomonian says:

    Epkick Win!

  50. A.R.D says:

    WIGAN ATHLETIC FAIL

    ARSENAL WIN!!!

  51. mars says:

    I bet he will feel that in the morning

    or

    He’s aiming for the wrong balls

  52. Aria says:

    I don’t see the fail here.

    …I knew there was a reason I liked Nicklas Bendtner.

  53. 12 says:

    Should be a Win

  54. Mcfail says:

    Dude, fail on who submitted this shop. There is a white outline around the kickers head.

    • CantThinkOfANameToday says:

      You should go outside every once in a while.
      You know, there is this big hot ball of Hydrogen that pumps light and heat out there, and causes photoshop-like outlines on top of people’s heads…

      • Jayme says:

        The outline should be basically even across all people. It’s not. It appears on different sides of different people, and is absent in some places that can’t be attributed to shadow. I’m fairly certain that it is fake.

    • k@ the custard fairy on top of the tree & IgnoreButton™ says:

      See the little pixle,
      See his little feet,
      Look at his little noseywosey,
      Isn’t the pixle sweet!

      • AferVentus says:

        Do I detect the effects of something other than the incredibly strong ale?

        • k@ the custard fairy on top of the tree & IgnoreButton™ says:
           Nope

          It is meant to be goblin! -From Blackadder!

          • AferVentus says:

            Yes – I did recognize the song from the “Beer” episode from Blackadder II, in which, in order to win his drinking bet with Melchett, and be sober enough to placate the Puritan Whiteadders at the same time, B. tells Baldrick to bring water when he calls for his “incredibly strong ale” … .

            The vicar should have stuck to turnips.

    • Eidolon says:

      Not a shop – the players are back lit. check out the lighting on the kickee.

  55. CantThinkOfANameToday says:

    Hmmm… I do believe that the kicker and the kickee swapped their facial expressions in the next few frames.

  56. Roflbbq says:

    Ninjas, they’re everywhere.

  57. iilkeiraq says:

    FALCOn KICK D:

  58. thefunnyblog says:

    That must hurt
    omg… :D

  59. francinator/co-owner of the ztn says:

    why is no one on failblog ??????

    • k@ the custard fairy on top of the tree & IgnoreButton™ says:

      Note the date.
      Plus I am trying desperately to read a paper on terrestrial production processes.

      • francinator/co-owner of the ztn says:

        Date?

        • k@ the custard fairy on top of the tree & IgnoreButton™ says:

          Most of us log on from work, and the majority of the failpeeps are not at work today…..being a Sunday 2 days after Christmas, and those that log on from home are probably still burdened by family responsibility, thus those that are here are either, under 18, or under stress and escaping.

  60. Gunner says:

    1-0 to the Arsenal :)

  61. Demut says:

    Did he die?

    And btw. is he smiling?

  62. whirlabou says:

    Jingle bells

  63. Gman says:

    Total Photoshop Fail. Look at the white halo around the red player’s head. Total Fake.

  64. Baahl says:

    the horror! THE HORROR!!!

  65. Gigante201 says:

    Oooo…. That hurts…

  66. Nacoran says:

    If they were ballet dancers and this was the Nutcracker Suit this would be a total win.

  67. s4v4geb43st says:

    Ahaha old but still make my day. Looks like he opened up to him. (No.25)

  68. Bob says:

    FALCON KICK!

  69. Max says:

    thats a kick win

  70. boiled says:

    now no.25 weares earrings.. – äh…balls XD

  71. LocaLoba says:

    Kickball, anyone?

  72. Comber Do-er's says:

    and none of them ever wear a cup??? Geez, I bet they wanna get kick.

  73. CrayonMan says:

    That looks extremely deliberate… his face even says “HIIIIYYAHHH!!!”

  74. Floobersman says:

    This kinda looks like some epic fight scene!

  75. Cam says:

    1′d for being a win. Learn what a fail is

  76. kevin says:

    how is this a fail?

  77. mike says:

    he kicked the rong ball

  78. brad says:

    Everybody was kung-fu fighting…..

  79. Gunner says:

    Arsenal Win!

  80. Rekku says:

    What I’d like to know is how the guy planned to kick the soccer ball. It’s behind him….

  81. irena says:

    look at the guy that got kicked…. doesn’t he look like he’s enjoying it?:D

  82. Cláudia says:

    Wow…I’m pretty impressed. Mega Kick… this bites.

  83. big billy says:

    its three on one, this is the only way he can win

  84. TeXperten says:

    This is one of the (few?) reasons that I am proud of being a Dane! :-)

  85. gazlatic says:

    Haha I remember that game….poor Super Mario!

  86. Minella V says:

    Is it Nicklas Bendtner? :D

  87. TwoWardrobes says:

    That’s not a fail. Looks like he got ‘em both.

  88. Yonatan95 says:

    If he meant to kick him like that – BEST KUNG-FU MOVE EVER!!!

  89. Mistress Mutilator is a lil Devil says:

    Falcon Kick!

  90. EP_monster says:

    kung fu footballers win!

  91. samelroflolmao says:

    am i rlly last to comment on this wat do i win :D

  92. am i rlly last to comment on this wat do i win wat do i win :D

  93. Raze says:

    hey! you kick the wron ball


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