Well, it is at least last season – Wigan Athletic (whose captain Mario Melchiot of the Netherlands is, um, getting the boot – and is the Arsenal man whose shorts number is obscured by Paul Scharner Nicklas Bendtner?) don’t have JJB Sports as shirt sponsor this term.
that wasnt from last season, at the latest it was the 07-08 season which i believe thats when it was from as Bendtner really didnt feature till then. I know it was then at the latest because because that was the last year in which arsenal had those jersey, they had new ones starting in the 08-09 season
Based on your comment I have to think you are a woman. Or a man without balls. Because any guy who’s been hit in the nuts will cringe whenever he sees something like that.
Let me agree that, as a woman, I feel really bad for guys when that happens to them. I cringed.
It seems like America’s Funniest Videos and the like enjoy showing people getting hit in the nuts but I don’t think it’s funny at all. I’d prefer not to see it.
As a parent ( or indeed as a reasonable human) I also cant see the entertainment value in a toddler walking into a swing and taking it in the forehead. People on these funny vid shows seem to be sent into paroxysms of laughter by the sight of a child getting hit in the head….wtf.
I enjoy help the permanently baffled. It is something of a vocation. And since you definitely fall into that category, I shall try to explain in simple terms.
First I shall number your, shall we say, thoughts.
1) “Was he trying NOT to kick him in the nuts?” Since the approved target is well to the left of the kicker; the answer is that his target was not the soccer ball, but a very unsportsman like below the belt blow.
2) “It is an accidental, painful, kick in the nuts.” Here we see the result of your disjointed “mental” processes. In statement no.1 you state that the kicker was trying to kick him. Now you aver that it was an accident. What are your readers supposed to make of this?
3) “Extremely unfortunate.” Who could argue with that? Not I certainly.
Now that I have addressed why your comment was a fail I shall move on to why the picture is a fail. It is funny. On this site humour is the goal. Comedy is a strange entity. Perspective is a major ingredient. If I slip on a banana peel, that is a tragedy. If you fall off of a cliff, that is comedy. If someone quickly places an enormous mattress at the bottom of the cliff, so that you are not horribly maimed, we are back to tragedy again.
Here fail does not necessarily mean failure. I hope that this helps make things clearer for you.
You should go outside every once in a while.
You know, there is this big hot ball of Hydrogen that pumps light and heat out there, and causes photoshop-like outlines on top of people’s heads…
The outline should be basically even across all people. It’s not. It appears on different sides of different people, and is absent in some places that can’t be attributed to shadow. I’m fairly certain that it is fake.
Yes – I did recognize the song from the “Beer” episode from Blackadder II, in which, in order to win his drinking bet with Melchett, and be sober enough to placate the Puritan Whiteadders at the same time, B. tells Baldrick to bring water when he calls for his “incredibly strong ale” … .
Most of us log on from work, and the majority of the failpeeps are not at work today…..being a Sunday 2 days after Christmas, and those that log on from home are probably still burdened by family responsibility, thus those that are here are either, under 18, or under stress and escaping.
Lol am i really first?
Indeed!
Now my life makes sense again!
Nah, just kidding
I hope that guy already has children!
The kick heard ’round the world
It looks like he’s enjoying it…
Who wouldn’t enjoy kicking someone in the holys? or do you mean the one getting hit…
No, no, the guy in blue getting kicked… it hurts so good!
You guys are all so sad, replying to a ‘first’er just to get your posts read? You disgust me.
I hate you
I just booted up. What’s that URL I should check out? FinallyFirst.com…
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Hey, my Pepsi Plunge’s first, finally!
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FinallyFirst.com!
looks like he enjoys it
My wife says he deserves it – anyone not playing for Arsenal deserves it!
oldNot you too! I don’t get to surf like I used to. So a lot of these are new to me. How’s it going ghost?
Well, it is at least last season – Wigan Athletic (whose captain Mario Melchiot of the Netherlands is, um, getting the boot – and is the Arsenal man whose shorts number is obscured by Paul Scharner Nicklas Bendtner?) don’t have JJB Sports as shirt sponsor this term.
that wasnt from last season, at the latest it was the 07-08 season which i believe thats when it was from as Bendtner really didnt feature till then. I know it was then at the latest because because that was the last year in which arsenal had those jersey, they had new ones starting in the 08-09 season
These football (soccer for you Americans) kicks are getting old, don’cha think?
a-kickindaballs
Why thank you m’lady O_O
Not so old. I would say around 24 years, but I am not so good estimating ages.
More like Kick WIN!
See how much of a win it is when it happens to you.
Depends on your team
Based on your comment I have to think you are a woman. Or a man without balls. Because any guy who’s been hit in the nuts will cringe whenever he sees something like that.
*ahem*
Any woman with an ounce of empathy will also cringe, theng-kew-veddy-much. :p
Well that’s good to know. So I guess that poster is just insensitive, then.
Hmm…a well-aimed kick should sort out just how sensitive he really is.
*Puts on cleats*
*kicks robs99 in the nuts*
Was that a Win?
Damn, I blinked!
Do it again!
Let me agree that, as a woman, I feel really bad for guys when that happens to them. I cringed.
It seems like America’s Funniest Videos and the like enjoy showing people getting hit in the nuts but I don’t think it’s funny at all. I’d prefer not to see it.
Well, yes – unfortunately, with live football (a. k. a. soccer) it’s kind of unavoidable to see it, sits it’s not exactly planned. Or so one hopes …
*sits*
*sees that he typed “sits” yesterday for “since”*
*safety*
*facepalm*
*headdesk*
As a parent ( or indeed as a reasonable human) I also cant see the entertainment value in a toddler walking into a swing and taking it in the forehead. People on these funny vid shows seem to be sent into paroxysms of laughter by the sight of a child getting hit in the head….wtf.
It’s pretty obvious that the kickee is not insensitive however.
You’d have to be nuts to do that! They should sack that guy!
Wonder if he had the balls to stand up to him after the match?
For me it’s just a good kick!
Bend THAT like Beckham!
Squish ‘em like Beckham!
I cringed heavily when i read that, thanks >_<
he hit the wrong ball…
the balls are inherent
Why kick one ball when you can kick two?
Crouchtastic!
Crotchtastic?
FALCON KICK!
[img]http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/a/captainfalconplz.jpg[/img] YES!!!
well that was fail. xP
Thats the code for forums (using square brackets) try using html (basically the same with more/less than signs) in future
Bendtner Win!
Did he die?
only daniels
Oucharoo!
Pretty sure that is not what the coach meant by kicking it up a notch.
Arsenal scores!
Arsenal may score, but I doubt the kickee ever will again.
Guaranteed Wenger never seen this!
FLASH KICK. Waiting for the Sonic Boom…
If that was a flash kick, that guy wouldn’t have balls anymore…
You guys shouldn’t feel bad, look at his face, he clearly LOVES it. His facial expression is saying “Ooooooh I’m in heaven! More of this please!”
i loled ^^
anyone but me noted that the guy that was kicked has a pleasure face?
That’s a win!
WIN
Definitely win
Arsenal win
indeed
Some of the comments are funnier than the captions, themselves!
Good job! That n*gger would have done the same thing, anyway. Those apes always play dirty.
Y’know, you’re going to remain a misfit even if you can churn-up some sort of hatred of some other group.
A definite WIN!
take that ya hippy
Ha! Missed both my legs!
Sweet.
Dane Win.
♪♫ And they where all Kung Fu fighting♫♪
♫ it was a little bit frightening ♫
EPIC-KICK-WIN!!!
it is actualy a win
For those who are interested i jumped off of a 7.3 meter cliff on Cristmas!
And why?
And did you capture it on film?
1:into water
2:because everyone does it
3:I got my friend on film and alot of pictures
I did it 3 times.
It’s scary as hell.
xD punch instead kick only ,song astley rick the in like its
I’m an Arsenal supporter, so I’d say that’s more of a Bendtner win.
rabbid punch, into.. pile driver!
“oops”
everybody was kung fu fighting…
OW,OW, OWIE, OW. OWWWWWWW!
nuff said…..
Auch! Your gonna feel that one tomorrow! :/
Well someone has to. I doubt the “kiddies” will ever feel anything again!
I warned you to cut that ponytail!
The kicker has a facial expression that says “whoops”.
What do you mean FAIL?He hit the ball(s),didn’t he?
Ain’t that just a kick in the ass…
Hi!! It’s the man who got kicked over there, James Cameron… My left ball fell but its surgically replaced
*jabs, bobs, weaves, jab, jab, feint, upper cut*
HAPPY BOXING DAY ALL
*loses concentration, whacked by round house, kisses canvas, loses consciousness*
How is this a fail? Was he trying NOT to kick him in the nuts?
And it is not a win either.
It is an accidental, painful, kick in the nuts. Extremely unfortunate. But no one with an IQ above 60 or so would call it a “fail.”
It’s a fail.
Definitive fail.
Certainly a fail.
Curtainly, now where did that potato get to?
I take a vicarious pleasure in that comment.
OK, so all you idiots have only repeated that it is a fail, but not one of you have explained HOW it is a fail.
Because you can’t.
Because it’s not.
Idiots.
You are well named, for you are certainly crabby.
I enjoy help the permanently baffled. It is something of a vocation. And since you definitely fall into that category, I shall try to explain in simple terms.
First I shall number your, shall we say, thoughts.
1) “Was he trying NOT to kick him in the nuts?” Since the approved target is well to the left of the kicker; the answer is that his target was not the soccer ball, but a very unsportsman like below the belt blow.
2) “It is an accidental, painful, kick in the nuts.” Here we see the result of your disjointed “mental” processes. In statement no.1 you state that the kicker was trying to kick him. Now you aver that it was an accident. What are your readers supposed to make of this?
3) “Extremely unfortunate.” Who could argue with that? Not I certainly.
Now that I have addressed why your comment was a fail I shall move on to why the picture is a fail. It is funny. On this site humour is the goal. Comedy is a strange entity. Perspective is a major ingredient. If I slip on a banana peel, that is a tragedy. If you fall off of a cliff, that is comedy. If someone quickly places an enormous mattress at the bottom of the cliff, so that you are not horribly maimed, we are back to tragedy again.
Here fail does not necessarily mean failure. I hope that this helps make things clearer for you.
Have a happy new year!
Oops. Sorry. That should read: I enjoy helping the permanently baffled.
FAIL!
wrong ball kick
I’m pretty sure those are the wrong balls he’s kicking…
at least he managed to hit the ball(s) there… that’s kind of a vital skill for someone who plays the sport.
He kicked him in the nuts on purpose. the soccer ball was on the opposite sider of the player
It’s ‘shopped, dude.
FALCON KICK!!!
Epkick Win!
WIGAN ATHLETIC FAIL
ARSENAL WIN!!!
I bet he will feel that in the morning
or
He’s aiming for the wrong balls
I don’t see the fail here.
…I knew there was a reason I liked Nicklas Bendtner.
Should be a Win
Dude, fail on who submitted this shop. There is a white outline around the kickers head.
You should go outside every once in a while.
You know, there is this big hot ball of Hydrogen that pumps light and heat out there, and causes photoshop-like outlines on top of people’s heads…
The outline should be basically even across all people. It’s not. It appears on different sides of different people, and is absent in some places that can’t be attributed to shadow. I’m fairly certain that it is fake.
See the little pixle,
See his little feet,
Look at his little noseywosey,
Isn’t the pixle sweet!
Do I detect the effects of something other than the incredibly strong ale?
It is meant to be goblin! -From Blackadder!
Yes – I did recognize the song from the “Beer” episode from Blackadder II, in which, in order to win his drinking bet with Melchett, and be sober enough to placate the Puritan Whiteadders at the same time, B. tells Baldrick to bring water when he calls for his “incredibly strong ale” … .
The vicar should have stuck to turnips.
Not a shop – the players are back lit. check out the lighting on the kickee.
Hmmm… I do believe that the kicker and the kickee swapped their facial expressions in the next few frames.
Ninjas, they’re everywhere.
FALCOn KICK D:
That must hurt
omg…
why is no one on failblog ??????
Note the date.
Plus I am trying desperately to read a paper on terrestrial production processes.
Date?
Most of us log on from work, and the majority of the failpeeps are not at work today…..being a Sunday 2 days after Christmas, and those that log on from home are probably still burdened by family responsibility, thus those that are here are either, under 18, or under stress and escaping.
Ok now i get it.
1-0 to the Arsenal
Did he die?
And btw. is he smiling?
Jingle bells
Total Photoshop Fail. Look at the white halo around the red player’s head. Total Fake.
Stadium lighting oh doubty one.
the horror! THE HORROR!!!
Oooo…. That hurts…
If they were ballet dancers and this was the Nutcracker Suit this would be a total win.
Ahaha old but still make my day. Looks like he opened up to him. (No.25)
FALCON KICK!
thats a kick win
now no.25 weares earrings.. – äh…balls XD
Kickball, anyone?
and none of them ever wear a cup??? Geez, I bet they wanna get kick.
That looks extremely deliberate… his face even says “HIIIIYYAHHH!!!”
This kinda looks like some epic fight scene!
1′d for being a win. Learn what a fail is
how is this a fail?
Well, Karate Kid there didn’t kick the right ball for one. Missed it by a meter or two…
he kicked the rong ball
Everybody was kung-fu fighting…..
Arsenal Win!
What I’d like to know is how the guy planned to kick the soccer ball. It’s behind him….
DYNAMIC ENTRY!!
look at the guy that got kicked…. doesn’t he look like he’s enjoying it?:D
Wow…I’m pretty impressed. Mega Kick… this bites.
its three on one, this is the only way he can win
This is one of the (few?) reasons that I am proud of being a Dane!
Haha I remember that game….poor Super Mario!
Is it Nicklas Bendtner?
That’s not a fail. Looks like he got ‘em both.
If he meant to kick him like that – BEST KUNG-FU MOVE EVER!!!
Falcon Kick!
dry
dry!
kung fu footballers win!
am i rlly last to comment on this wat do i win
am i rlly last to comment on this wat do i win wat do i win
nothing
hey! you kick the wron ball