Holiday Lighting Fail
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electric mistletoeeccentric lighting show
Erratic Missle show
Erected whistle blow
Eclectic kissing ho
electronic pickled mow
eccentric 5 dollar ho
C-c-c-commando Savior!
JIZZ IN MAH PANTS JIZZ IN MAH PANTS
Try “Yahoo Answers”
Nesting fail
*Ahem*
It’s christmas in Failywood, trollies back up in the hood
So meet me here by the pointless thread let’s thwa-a-ack.
Holiday commenting at all time low, spammy posts; forty or so. Grab a mack-er-al or big blue whale: Turn up the sma-cky smack.
Presents opened, Jolly Man’s job done, but this is no time off for an IdiotWithAGun. But it’s okay, he’s having fun. (Seems mom’s basement doesn’t get much sun)
So I won’t whine, from me you’ll hear no wail, he’s showcasing his life (fittingly) in the land of FAIL.
And while my FailFriends are comfy in beds, seasonal pun runs in their heads, I take comfort in thinking one may stop by, possibly to see TheIdiot fry.
Until that time, this rhyme should do.
And until that time, I bid adieu
I bid two adieu. Do I hear three?
I’d toss in another, were it up to me
Greetings Qwaz! You write poetry when bored here and I tell bad, old jokes. Here’s a bad Christmas joke.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
♫Jungle Bells, Jungle bells…♫
What do murderers sing at Christmas?
♫Prison cells, prison cells…♫
What did Santa say last time he heard that joke?
“Ho ho ho, you sleigh me!”
Here’s one for all the Cheezpeeps.
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?
“A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year”
Enthusiastic story, bro!
Epileptic Christmas, ho ho ho!
looks like my lights
FIRST!!
fail.
blog.
.org
damn!
hahaha, drunk decorating prob
hahahah, drunk chic taking pictures of herself in a bathroom.
You have to admit, though, the door in the background is rather nice.
hahaha, drunk chick licking beer off the floor
hahaha, drunk chicks sitting on a 40 year old virgin santa’s lap
F-f-f-f-f-f-f-faaaail!
fa. lala. lala.
Don we now our Grazzy parol.Tis the season to be ghetto
isn’t that the FSM ?
What, you don't think this decoration demonstrates intelligent design?i agree with your comment. the way i see it, its just abstract art. purely incredible.
This is clearly the homeowners representation of the FSM.
The FSM is the sauce of all life.
His noodly bounty is clearly displayed in this sauce of all light.
Well, you know those lights get tangled. . . this is the solution I would like to take.
I wish I could get away with this.
agreed. plus, think of all the extra time now available to wrap the presents you did not buy.
great
I blame the cat
In the conservatory with the knife?
no, up on the rooftop going click click click.
Whew, I thought those were robbers, now I can open the door and leave all my valuables out in the open.
Its the rejection of competitive house decorating! And what does the lights spell at the neighbor’s house? Can anyone guess?
This is the “O” which precedes the neighbor’s “hio.”
or “ditto”
but you know, at the end and all.
it’s those damn terrorists, I sais.
Is the neighborhood tree rat wrapped up in the mess?
807, Falling-Waters-Court? hey, that my friggin garage!
Is it bla’s house or Eodyn’s house?
bla, are you by any chance my gay boyfriend?
Eodyn …um…. Can you possibly ask that at another time? I mean its fine but I just wanted to ask. (please dont be offended because im fine with you asking that question)
Hey, thats my house!
That’s my Horse?
ho ho ho it’s magic
Oh oh oh.
flying spaghetti monster – WIN
Exactly, this is a WIN!
true
Looks to me like it’s supposed to be a Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Way cooler than Jesus.
Gotta love a spider with an afro
Flying Spaghetti Monster –>>> WIN
*dances into the fail*
*leaves pressies for failpeeps under the failtree*
*hangs mistletoe up in every doorway*
*leaves big punchbowl of dragon-nog on the table*
MERRY CHRISTMAS, FAILPEEPS!!
*puts pressies under the tree*
*drinks glass of punch*
*staggers around planting kisses on everyone*
Merry Christmas!
*Leaves kisses and sweets for failpeeps. Spikes eggnog some more. *
Ho freakin’ ho everybody.
HEY! Who are you calling a ho??
As if anyone would dare…
*christmasdragonsqueezies*
*christmassqueeziesback*
Awww, it’s boxing day in 25 minutes
And We’re visiting the WHO.LE family, all 250 of them. It’s gonna be a loooong day
*gives Coyote suspicious Hoe shaped present*
That’s a quality hoe.
Merry Christmas ya’ll!
*christmassqueezestoall!*
Fools. That is intentional. It is in honor of the one true god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who invented garlic on this holy of holy days, December 25.
Ramen.
That’s using the ol’ noodle.
This is not a FAIL. It’s an FSM Win!
! Great! First time I’ve laughed in days.
yearly sucide tries?
Well, someone got frusturated.
*Brings in trolley loaded with Christmas noms for the FailBloggers*
*There be sordid cookies, brownies, pumpkin pie, apple pie,
*chocolate cake with chocolate icing,
*ice cream in all your favorite flavors,
*freshly brewed coffee,
*Kristkindle Tea with cinnamon sticks for stirring,
*chocolate martinis and other adult beverages for the adults.
Please to be helping yourselves!
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Merry Christmas and schmoooz from the Cheezpeepz!!! 
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Thanks cweenmj! I tried to post some replies on ICHC but the BlogKittehMonster over there noms words which I am not sure about.
Nope, ICHC definitely hates me. Nothing I posted worked, I tried lolspeak, normal words, changing my name, email, just saying “Merry Christmas”, nothing worked.
I apologise in advance for the quantity and slowly decreasing enthusiasm of my Xmas messages when they do finally appear, and instead wish you a merry Christmas from here.
Oh, jon; don’t feel bad.. As a Cheezpeep too, I would like to add a Merry Christmas and some Hollyday noms and homemade chocolate candies with nuts innem to help you feel better. *schmoo*
Ohai Jon;
sometimes people with their names linked cant get posted. The Great Cheeziz don’t know why, but if they remove the web link, they can post. *shrug* the ways of the intertubes am very mysterious. And of course, your first ever post has to go to the moderators who are probably suffering sugar plum overload.
I personally always blame WordPress for any and all posting fails.
Anyway, thanks for the thanks. You are most welcome.
Hope your Christmas was Merry and all your presents filled you with delight.
I’ve had that problem here as well. The simple two word reply, “Thank you”, got moderated. There’s no rhyme nor reason for it that I can see.
Merry Christmas and a big nut covered cheese ball to you and all of the Cheezpeeps!
MMMMmmmmm! FANKOO, Cheezpeepz!!
*bigchristmasfailpeepsqueeze*
Awwww Fangkooo!
♪There’s a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy, when they pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie.♫
*giant Cheezepeepsqueezes*
Is it Mistle Toe?
O hai, everybuddy!
*donkey hugs for everybuddy, plus a waffle and a parfait*
Please to be remembering for teh new year: be kind to one another.
Dat’s all.
*trots away*
*Runs after donkey* **hugs** **schmoos** **skweeeeeze**
Merry Christmas, my friend!
Looks photo shopped….
Merry Xmas everyone!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
did he die?
Yes. And the butler did it!
Total win when it takes only seconds to take it down..
Merry Failmas everyone!
You’re supposed to take them down as well? Where will it all end?!
The horror… The horror…
Wow… Nice try but no. Just… No. If you give up, then take the damn thing down before you let people take pictures of it.
*pops her head in briefly* Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, all. I’m back from a semester in Costa Rica and might have the time (and Internet) to visit again!
WELCOME BACK! Slow going for a return party I’m afraid.
“hey russ, got a little bit of a knot here, you can work on that. “
This is the photo used to define the phrase:
“F#$k it!”
I think it’s a win.
Brave homeowner taking a stand against the tyranny of seasonal decor, or lazy homeowner with a sense of humor… whatever, I like it.
I concur. Anyway, they got further with their holiday decor than I did with mine, so, huzzah!
it’s a christmas katamari. win!
Laziness win!
Ahhh Christmas with the Clump.
Mistletoe shortage?
How to Overcome Laziness – FAIL
Not bad explamation for that , thefunnyblog.
Mine was mistletoe. You will see me comment a lot on any category.
Now this is just shocking!
hahaha! Ummm I’m glad to see this pic on the net cuz it was my co-worker who took that shot last year! Looks good Nick, looks Good!
There, honey. You wanted me to hang the Christmas lights? They are f(%&$%*&^ing hung.
This is definitely the work of a Pastafarian, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster is never a fail. Whoever posted this is a failure for not recognizing it.
For those of you still languishing in the world of un-Pastafarian fail:
http://www.venganza.org
Lmao it looks like the flying spaghetti monster XD
Wow i just realized you guys were already talking about it XD disregard haha
ahahahaha thats actually a picture of my biology teachers place ahahah
Sadly, he didn’t keep it like that..
This is shit
w-o-w… that’s just sad lol
merry christmas =]!
…There was a Garfield comic about this from, like, 1993.
…There was a Garfield comic about this from, like, 1993.