go and play with knives and other sharp things and stick them in the electrical outlet to get super powers. you will be just like superman, but be careful. if you get to close to a power plant, you will be weakened says:
Does that just prove that all the usual commentators have friends and family lives that prevent them from doing it on Xmas day, whereas you, well you erm don’t?
Surely the need to advertise the fact that you apparently have a giant phallus just demonstrates your insecurity in manhood and poor taste in clothing for a family photograph with what seems to be a rather inebriated Santa Claus?
Those who brag about it, usually don’t have anything to brag about.
*christmassqueeze*
The internet where I am is super slow, and I have to contend with Mama Bird for time to use the computer as well, so Merry Christmas to everyone! I will pop in when I can.
*brags about large breasts*
*christmassqueezes* The Traditions Onslaught is finished, and my stomach almost is too!
Just thought I’d pop in an say Merry Christmas to all the failers!
This Christmas: struggling uneducated couple with child.
Next Christmas: struggling single mother with child, deadbeat dad, all consuming my tax dollars.
If you must state it, I have to doubt it. Plus it can’t be bigger than mine, I dressed it up as Santa and took pictures with hicks.
Oh look, the girl is trying to not make her husband look bad by tucking in her baby’s privates.
You can’t see whether she’s wearing it, but the mom probably owns one of those shirts with “who needs brains when you have these” emblazoned across the chest.
Did anyone else notice that Santa’s shadow is on the left while the others are on the right? I think the big fail is the fact that they didn’t photoshop out the beer glass while they were at it…
the gift that keeps on giving?Herpes?
doesn’t really help *hidden*
that’s prolly the shirt he wore wen his kid was conceived o.O
or probably when he did his wife
That’s what ‘conceived’ means. (In relation to the baby, anyhow).
She’s holding that baby right in the family’s most prized area.
That shirt DID get him in some trouble, eh?
wife let him wher that t he wins in my book
Itd be better if they werent related….
perfect for the christmas card
RECNECK WIN
Or overcompensating and is it just me or does it look like the Santa is inebriated?
MERRY FIRSTMAS!
Merry FAILMAS!
MERRY LOLMAS!
FERRY MISSMASS!
Again, where was the combo breaker there?
nevermind, it got removed.
FERRY MISTMYASS!
MERRY FISTMYASS !
you stole that from an enzyte commercial
"Is that an elf in your pocket, or are you just very merry to see me?"Lick my candy cane.
7th!
Nice one
HAHAHAHA this is the earliest I ever commented on a fail! 8th
Does that just prove that all the usual commentators have friends and family lives that prevent them from doing it on Xmas day, whereas you, well you erm don’t?
We have another SIT! Nurse, I need a round of LOLs, stat!
I commented because I woke up early. (it was 6:21 in my timezone)
Damn shirt is wrinkled. Now we’ll never know what it says
Giant penne pasta? Argh, the mystery is driving me mad!
What? It just says ‘Giant Pen’? There’s no mystery. Hysterical though.
Hysterical is not a noun used in that context. Hilarious is a better word there.
Hysterical and hilarious are adjectives.
damn. sorry.
Okay, so I get why she might have that look on her face, but what about the guy on the right?
It’s a Merry Christmas for all!
I don’t , I’m glad you do
They look like people I went to high school with…
She seems happy…….
I`d say the baby`s the best proof. Let`s say that`s a WIN!
That’s Santa’s baby. The giant pen doesn’t work. It’s sad, I know.
I think I went to high school with that chick.
Surely the need to advertise the fact that you apparently have a giant phallus just demonstrates your insecurity in manhood and poor taste in clothing for a family photograph with what seems to be a rather inebriated Santa Claus?
Those who brag about it, usually don’t have anything to brag about.
*christmassqueeze*
The internet where I am is super slow, and I have to contend with Mama Bird for time to use the computer as well, so Merry Christmas to everyone! I will pop in when I can.
*brags about large breasts*
The Traditions Onslaught is finished, and my stomach almost is too!
*christmassqueezes*
Just thought I’d pop in an say Merry Christmas to all the failers!
The cool thing about this picture is that “santas” beard looks real. Awesome!
Speaking of “pens”, it looks like mom’s trying to cover up a hard-on there.
Happy christmas to all, even if your christmas doesn’t start until Dec 30.
Merry Christmas Failpeeps!
is she the girl from 16 & preggers??Macy or somehin???
The arrow is upside down
That isn’t an arrow. It’s the way his shirt wrinkled/folded as he sat.
I do think that he probably is a d!ckhead though,
Not an intended arrow, but we can at least agree it’s a cue, right?
2 Fails in one!
@Fanboy Wife: LMAO! Hilarious. I think you’re right.
Whoa! Twitter much? It’s a REPLY for a reason. (so that people KNOW what you’re talking about)
maybe it’s also the fact that the momma is touching her son’s crotch.
OMFG. what’s crazy is I actually know this guy & went to school with him.
I have lots of pics of him that could be labelled FAIL.
A strong indication that the end of the world is near….
humans will go extinct because guys like this breed….
I beg to differ… ever see the movie Idiocracy?
I like how the photo is propped up by a shot glass and a lighter.
Also – the snowflakes in the background have 8 sides, instead of the scientifically accurate 6
Snowflakes aren’t hexagons…
I like candy.
It’s a giant penny. Erm… why is this a fail?
This Christmas: struggling uneducated couple with child.
Next Christmas: struggling single mother with child, deadbeat dad, all consuming my tax dollars.
oh the usa
i think the bigger issue here is the pint glass in the foreground!
That was what i was thinking!
Photoshopped…
No its not! idiot!
Dammit, the Tin-foil hats have migrated from the Youtube 9-11 videos…
Yeah, that shirt is nowhere as near as cool as my FAIL Boat shirt I got this morning.
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Well, the couple look about 17, so that would explain the inappropriate t-shirt. Having a kid doesn’t make you grow up automatically, unfortunately.
Sadly true. Though it does tend to make some people grow up. Usually the mother. At least that’s how it was with my relatives… *ahem*
He looks like his name is “Bubba”. You can tell by the blank stare. Sigh, is that a beer glass in the foreground???
Yes. Yes it is. I fear for that child’s mental well-being… poor kid.
I think they took the picture of a picture…the glass was in front of it. Kind of suits it lol
I didn’t know Wal-Mart had a Santa.
Am I the only one who thinks Santa looks like Bill Clinton in this picture? ;/
Oh gosh, you’re right!
If you must state it, I have to doubt it. Plus it can’t be bigger than mine, I dressed it up as Santa and took pictures with hicks.
Oh look, the girl is trying to not make her husband look bad by tucking in her baby’s privates.
This picture doesn’t show the back of the shirt which says, “wanted, in my mouth”
very cute.thankz for sharing.
Rednecks and their obsession with public pubics. I bet he’s the kind of loser who has those plastic testicles hanging off the hitch of his truck. >_<
yeah, those are lame. Stainless steel nutsacks ftw!
yeah yo
You can’t see whether she’s wearing it, but the mom probably owns one of those shirts with “who needs brains when you have these” emblazoned across the chest.
OMG that looks like my nephews crazy mother!!!
Wonder if this was taken with the Wal Mart Santa.
Oh cool, they spawned.
I think that guy used to work for me.
So the others might well be Pontius Pilate and Incontinentia Buttox?
Ever stop to think maybe Santa and the lady came to take the picture with him?.
Oh, for the love of, that’s my cousin, I have to forward him this link. What an idiot.
lol you’re joking right? You are in the same bloodline as that?
Not really, I was adopted. (thankfully)
Did anyone else notice that Santa’s shadow is on the left while the others are on the right? I think the big fail is the fact that they didn’t photoshop out the beer glass while they were at it…
wow, keen observation. I don’t know, could a central flash create those shadows?
The real tragedy is that she is kind of hot..
eew
The shirt actually says giant penii! That’s a scary thought.
WIN
go do your candy cane someware else
Hah….nice to see he dressed up for the occasion…sons pic with Santa and all .
What’s so Danergous about Giant Pens anyway?
Stupid rednecks.
Christmas FAIL – Redneck WIN!! lol
Is it just me or does Santa Claus look just like Bill Clintion?
At least the shot glass and lighter are holding up the photo
Did everyone “fail” to notice the classy shot glass holding the photo up???
Some day that kid is going to look at that picture and realize his dad was always a huge douchebag.
Hillbilly holiday. fail fail fail.
so obviously a american redkneck family, i bet the girl is barely past 14!
I just wouldn’t be able to walk around with my name plastered on my shirt. I’m just sayin’.
Wow. Overcompensating much? That’s one Holiday photo you don’t want to send to family and friends.
Danger
DD
Stranger Danger!
how old is she? she looks about 16
if it says danger then why is everybdy so calm?
Ho, Ho, WHOOAA!!
Ho, Ho, WHOOAA!!