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"better check your speed"♪
Trouble ahead, lady in red,
Take my advice, you’d be better off dead.
Switchmans sleeping, train hundred and two
is on the wrong track and headed for you.
♪
hee ... the Grateful Un-Dead ^^*RIGLMAO*
riggle mortis<:straight_face>
There is nothing funny about riggle mortis.
</straight_face>
Oops, one of those half-asses are full assed.
I see you’re trying to keep a stiff’s upper lip.
Damn it Fuzz, you stole my kill!
*<:straight_face>*Excellent deadpan delivery my friend.
<grave_demeanor>
I rob from only the best.
</grave_demeanor>
you rob from the best? but my diamond trophy is still here!
Good name in man and woman, dear my lord,Is the immediate jewel of their souls ...
And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed
That roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf,
Wouldst thou not stir in this.
Very nice, Hamello.
Wishing you the best "of each thing that in season grows."Merry Christmas, S.
My very best wishes for you, too, and I hope the new year brings you much happiness and joy.
Merry Christmas, D.
Looking at it all, we actually have alot to be thankful for.
The new year is upon us, and here’s to many more.
Merry christmas, S and D.
Now, now ZA. Keep a stiff upper lip.
Shoulda used a TT rather than a PRE.
NEARLY FIRST
Close only counts in horseshoes and nuclear war.
…And then you ask yourself why you’re even involved in either.
Wow, that train came out of nowhere!
never jerk off n drive… tsk tsk
Why did the chicken cross the railroad?
Too stupid to live.
To get to “the other side”.
Za, you are dead on there.
It was, um, trained, to play chicken.It tried to duck onboard.
You’re quacking me up.
That chicken is a vile canard!
Fail much
Casey?!oh i
… hit “Add Comment” too fast?
Unbelievable!
I never could figure out how to use my brakes…
Brakes on the left, gas on the right.
And don’t forget to step on the handbrake when you’re stopped.
*Clutches chest*
You guys are such a gas!
You’re gonna throttle me with this next one, then…
Aren’t you exhausted?
Just getting geared up!
You guys really have my engine running.
This is getting tiring.
Agreed, we should really steer this in another direction.
Yes, lets change gears.
If not, I’ll blow a gasket!
Blow me
haha i get it step on the handbrake because ou use our hand for a handbrake
He almost made it
LOLOLOLOL
Searching for platform 9&3/4 again?
Dumbtart
I much prefer the brand of Stupidstrudle
"Please, sir, I want s'morons."There’s a twist.
I see what you did there.
It’s obvious he just didn’t see that train coming.
It was happening so fast that he couldnĀ“t see it.
are we talking about the bj he was getting before he crashed into the train ? Oo
Nah, all that white stuff in the car were the airbags.
Probably…
Or hear the warning bells…
Or see the flashing red lights…
I am Iron Man
No, you are not.
āŖ
Is he live or dead? I see thoughts within his head.
We’ll just pass him there. Why should we even care?
āŖ
^ Can help you occupy your brain.*Gives a hand*
Don’t stop to think now, you’re having a good time baby.
Crazy, but that's how it goes.āŖ
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
āŖ
How could he miss it…..
wait he didn’t miss it.
Why didn’t they show her face?
who said it was a woman?
Circumstantial evidence points in that direction.
exactly!!!
cant believe we had to go down this far for someone to comment it most likely was a woman, i was afraid i was going to have to do it myself
He Tapp’d That
I bet you, the driver was texting.
No, he was driving.
Well, at least we can agree that he wasn’t stopping!
LOL. It is photoshop!!!!!!111111111 Hell YEAH!
“look i caught da train”
Didn’t you see “Blind driver” sticker? There is nothing to make fun about!
That’ll buff out
Um… you can see that there was nobody in that car. Parking break fail more than anything else.
Still funny.
Wow, where can I get a car that can follow a road without a driver, and also, jerks hard to the right when it looks up from it’s cellphone and sees a train?!
And who would the bystander be talking to through the window?
sharing of good hand health
What a dumbass motherf*cker.
Well, my suffering has ended (or has it just begun – I still have to wrap everything???). To everyone still here, Merry Christmas and all that good stuff. To everyone that’s left already, fine be that way. See if I care.
May you & your horde rise again and be risible.
I wish him the fewest of papercuts.
Hey guys!! How is everyone’s Christmas eve? I made it!
Not too bad. Good music, good wine…
Prezzies wrapped, and preparing food, what’s not to like. Merry Christmas everyone!
Well, my Christmas isn’t until Dec. 30th, when I can get together with my family, so I’m really not doing much of anything today or tomorrow.
Though…I’ll join you for a glass of wine, Aja!
(Say hello to Albuturkey for me, Avis…I miss it a lot at times.)
*happyholidaysqueezies!*
*pours some more Red Dragon for the Dragon*
*pops “Red Dragon” into the DVD player while sipping on Red Dragon*
He coulnd’t hit the broad side of a tra.. Well I’ll be damned.
*swaps n and d*
*bukkits*
Was that driver frigging retarded or something?
Naw, there was no driver.
Look out! Here comes Billy Joel!
O.O Hahahaha….
That’s someone trying too hard to get the Darwin Award.
im sure there is no one driving that car, 2 more hours until the big fat fella comes down the chimily [ wrong spelling ] and leaves you preasents, and drinks your beer, 2 more hours to santa,
The airbag goes off on the driver’s side; it’s a right hand drive car & there’s definitely a driver.
I don’t know why the same fails keep getting shown twice in a row within a week of each other but its really getting annoying.
Hey look, there’s a train there!
Happy Holidays everyone……
may all that's best in our ancestors call out what is best in usblessings
Taahoo brother.
I think I do see a driver in that car. Either that or they have a seat cover on the driver’s seat a different color than on the front passenger seat.
This looks fake. There is no reason to have a camera following the car. The crash is telegraphed as if everyone knew it was going to happen.
Perfectly good reason to have a camera pointed at the car.
Since the train is on a curve you can see there is older rolling stock in the consist that indicates that this was either a railroad museum train or a historical excursion, the fellow with the camera is in the cupola of a caboose and taking video of the train by leaning out the cupola with the camera angle putting the car near dead center of the shot.
How the dumba$$ driving the car missed something as huge as a train all I can think of is drunk,texting/cell phone or just dumb as a box of hammers.
It’s a holiday “polar express” train. Was on it (not during this incident) but I recognize the crossing and up ahead you’ll see stairs that lead to a small platform where people get on/off. Lots of people are filming during this ride, especially if its the old steam engine in use.
drunk driver
āŖ Then it comes to be āŖ that the soothing light
At the end of āŖ my road
āŖ Was just a freight train comin my waaaaaay āŖ
- James HetFAILd -
I guess he just didn’t notice the giant train right over there.
Nah. He just lost his train of thought…
hahaha
Gee, don’t rush on over to help or anything losers.
heads up. in case u cant see a train many times your size
It was like a suicide bomber but without the bomb.
That fool never read the ‘RAILWAY CROSSING’ sign! Total carnage!
The car turned perfectly around that curve, there had to be a driver. That or it was a Mythbusters experiment.
Proof of the danger in talking on a cell phone while driving. Some people can’t talk and see what’s in front of them.
Well, I can only pop in long enough to wish Fluffy a Happy Birthday!!! I hope everyone sees this note and acts accordingly. Or responsibly. Or appropriately. Or somethin’….
*falls asleep and snores*
*tucks MRN in and quietly closes the door*
*puts Christmas goodies in his stocking for the morning*
That car was out of style anyway, I bet IT did that on purpose so IT’s parents can buy IT a new car.
Another old station wagon bites the dust. Where are they gonna get enough of them to be in old movies?
They shoulda been ringing 2 bells
Only in the U.S.
…a nation of emigrants.
Heh, this is the GTA style!
I think that guy forgot to check himself before he wrecked himself.
Nice old Mercury wagon.
Well……………… it was.
…later that day at his insurance: “i swear i didn’t see the train coming, it was too fast!”
To be fair, maybe the guy passed out. Or was elderly. Or the brakes failed. Or was an idiot? O.o
Well, that was clever.
Its not funny, she might be one of those blind drivers.
Does he dead?
How the hell can you not see that huge *** train or hear those loud whistles?
anneurism?
It helps if you are looking out the windshield instead of down at the mobile device in your hand with someone talking through an earpiece into your ear
Yes, it’s a woman?
daddy, can we go watch trains??
and den we can watch cars crash into them by probably drunk drivers!!!
What an idiot.
Last
My husband was the fireman on the loco that day. The driver of the car was having an adverse reaction to blood pressure meds. No one was injured.
Are you saying he was a loco fireman?
I love how there are like 5 people that say “what? the train hit the car…” and clearly the car hit the train.
Either the driver got sick or is female…
Phew, I thought he was gonna miss the train.
This accident happened at the New Hope Railway (Moncure, NC) earlier this year. The backstory that enhances the “failness” of the incident is the fact that the train is travelling about 7 mi/hr and is a converted passenger train with many, many people on board. People on the train were clearly visible and the car passed the train ride entry point before crashing into the arriving train.
It was in Bonsal, NC, this past summer. The driver was having an adverse reaction to blood pressure meds-he was basically asleep, he had no idea what he was doing. He had already sideswiped a car. It was good luck that he was stopped by the train.
Trying to beat the train works even less when it’s already going by.
No, that was not a double entendre.
But officer, my GPS didn’t say there was a TRAIN there!
Thank god we have pathetic people that video tape outside of trains
Aren’t fail drivers supposed to hit the front of oncoming trains?
ooh but that is what they want you to think
Come on! They didn’t need to stop the train because of that jerk! If I was on that train I would be pointing and laughing so hard!
WTF
lol dumbass must of slept through his driving testļ»æ
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