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Making the President jealous is not a good thing…
TODAY WE DINE IN PAPA JOHNS
[Oh I'm so clever]
Eating out is more fun.
Except when it is just you and your dog!
*bleergh*
What an excellent way to start my day.
Hey, at least I didn’t invade you from outer space!
True. Now my day is even weirder…
I’m going back to sleep.
My work here is done!
ah ... the sleep fairyI prefer to think of myself as narcolepsy in elfin form!
ah ... to sleep, perchance to elfDepends what the fare is!
ah ... my fare lady.Don’t spare the horses!
ah ... I'm transported.“you’re looking for a transporter…?
I’m listening.”
Where would you like to be Transported?
To the post office, but take the extra dangerous, explosion route.
With boxes of fruit?
that kind of Trek can make you Crankystar trek is trekking up my bunghole
too much informassion
*creeps up behind Jon with brass band*
*beings to play the finale to the 1812 Overture rather loudly*
AHHH! Whaddafu-?
Play something with a BANG.
♫ When I’m swimming in
When I’m swimming in your ocean … ♫
I knew that’d work. Nice way to start your morning, right? Well, we can play The William Tell Overture, Offenbach’s Can Can, Stars and Stripes Forever, Wagner’s Unter dem Doppeldadler, and Lady Gaga’s Poker Face.
Doppeldaddler? *snork*
*goes to corner in shame of broken German*
Can I have the William Tell Overture complete with c0ckney fills á la Bill Bailey?
’cause Bela Lugosi’s dead
I’ll ‘ave ‘is chips then,
Bella Lugosis dead……
With pleasure.
*the band strikes up Rossini’s masterpiece, when suddenly Bill Bailey himself zooms past with a stand up piano, playing C0ckney intros, most notably ‘ave a banana*
Can I have the Overture to “Der flüchende Holländer” ?
But end with the magic roundabout……..with the special secret middle section.
Play it once, BFF. For old times’ sake.
Do you know the Liberty Bell March?
Tell that to the sidewalks where I am.
Actually, I think half the world is covered in snow at the moment.
Anything north of Ontario is pretty much perma-snow, then you’ve got most of Russia, the UK, Scandinavia, Antarctica….
… I love you…
That joke is so cheesy my toes get jealous.
That comment is so cold, my heart gets jealous.
That comment is so depressing, my emo friend gets jealous.
Well that comment was so dark, physics has not come up with an alternative yet.
That comment was so nerdy,stephen hawkings gets jealous
That comment was so true, God just got jealous.
That comment was so blasphemous, Monty Python and the Life of Brian just got jealous.
That comment was so cool, I got jealous.
That comment’s so cool, Johnny Depp just got jealous.
That comment’s so cunning, Tony Robinson just got jealous.
Our dough is so win , will smith gets jealous.
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WINNING NEVER FAILS
not a win, failblog. seriously lame joke.
full of d'ohD’oh de toilette?
D’oh de colon?
I’d Tapp That
i don’t get it. can someone explain it to me?
Now this is a story all about how…..
… my life got flipped, turned ǝpısdn uʍop.
And I’d like to take a minute, sit right there…
I’ll tell you how I became the Win of a town called BelAir.
I don’t really get it neither, but I bet it’s from one of his movies.
Ok, I get it now. I feel stupid. Bad KN!
*slaps self*
Don’t slap yourself, I will do it for you.
He stared in a show in the early 90′s called “The Fresh Prince of Belair”
*pops out of a Christmas present box that says “don’t open till Christmas” and scares the heck out of everyone*
Merry pre-Christmas everyone. *squeezes to all and to all a great squeeze*
Someone knocked me out and put me in this thing and I finally made it out.
*replaces the everyone from 1st paragraph thing with some people*
You can’t scare a ninja. They might flinch, but that is merely them holding back their soul to attack as a reaction.
LOL, anyways, merry Christmas all!
Lol, anyways, Merry Christmas all!
Whats this about ninjas? I haven’t seen any.
*takes a swig of Eggnog from a tankard*
Happy Mary and J. Christ.
so, let me get this straight shadow:
You were violently attacked by a stranger and you woke up in a dark cramped box and the first thing you do..the first thing that comes into your mind in this kind of scenario is to pop out of it and say merry christmas?
This does happen when you’ve been trapped in a claustrophic space for god knows how long, without food or water, or communication to the outside world. It’s called insanity, and is usually followed by maniacaly laughing, babbling in inhuman tongues, foaming at the mouth, or violently attacking innocent passersby.
*backs away from shadow*
well get you some help..just take it easy…
*runs*
as usual i dont get the joke here. should smith be jealous because of that show in the … 198X’s (?) in which he played the “fresh prince” of something…
prince of stale airRinse the pail there
Colfax Avenue, Denver, CO.
I walk by this stupid sign every day.
It used to say “We have more cheese than Nickleback.”
Colfax and Downing to be exact. I live in the neighborhood and it seems like every time I walk by there they have some new silly sign up. I can’t help but think that they must have some really bore employees. Pizza’s not that good either, Benny Blanco’s is a million times better.
Agreed, Benny Blanco’s is much better. Have you ever been in there? The guys behind the counter are so high all the time that they probably think that this is the best joke ever and that they thought of it…
I agree Benny blancos is the best, huge slices for cheap
i live in denver too, and was actually a big fan of the “We have more cheese than Nickelback” signage.
nice sharing thanks
this fail was in md wasnt it i coulld swear in brookly
HOLY ****, I never knew anything could be that fresh…
lol just like TNMT…”chicks dig guys who dine out” haha
The sign is also a big FAIL too! Check the sign again – they used a ‘m’ to spell “Will” and a ‘w’ to spall “Smith”!
Which I just failed, too! spell!
You’re right..
Well, “Stupidity truly knows no bounds” here on failblog.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the clown in the bar in Bel Air
Their dough may be fresh but it still smacks dead, along with every other thing they sell. Take them down! Will Smith too—the cretin.
I think this Papa John’s is in Denver near the Ogden Theater. When Nickelback was in town it said, “We have more cheese than Nickelback.”
it would be a win if they replaced “fresh” with “white”
HA! I went to a concert in Denver, CO and saw this at a Papa John’s there! I don’t know if it was the same one but I wanted to submit it.
Yea im offically ashamed to be employed by papa johns
Oh god, I never thought I’d see this on here. I live a couple blocks away from this Papa John’s and I’ve always considered sending a picture in. Someone beat me to it, obviously.
ALL YOUR DOUGHBALLS ARE BELONG TO US
Very nice article! I will share this
fail for switching the M and W
it would be a win if they replaced “fresh” with “white”