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this is getting oldNomnomnom
tell em it was a fake tur and they got punk’d
turd*
But that’s when the “different” friends try to poke it.
*Serious blegh*
Tell the girl that she’s so beautiful you can’t control yourself.
Your lunch?
your punch?
That was not a combo breaker. it WAS the stupid combo.
your bunch?
the only way u can is to say it’s a baby ruth and EAT THE TURD
Your bowels… Lulz!
*Sigh*
Time to change the subject.
I kicked a bowling ball last night. It hurt.
Keep it up k@, bowling is a tough habit to kick.
I am on the tenpin step programme.
Be careful you don’t slip and end up in the gutter.
I will try not to strike out.
I already did >:D
It will spare you from further pain.
But it is so hard dealing with the split.
*sigh
You must develop a good frame of mind.
Otherwise you’ll end up looking like a turkey.
Just keep working on those steps and you will knock them all down.
just don’t roll down any dark alleys you should be fine
those puns made me die a little inside.
really? cuz they had me on pins and needles!
And me in stitches.
Bad Bowling Puns Recovery Group
Meetings are Split between the hours of 7 and 10
Twss!!!!! Lolol
I had my hand smashed between two bowling balls that is the defintion of pain.
I kicked a ten pin ball last night, it hurt.
Sorry about this, BM keeps nomming my posts, then spitting them out randomly
Make tastier posts.
Epic fail ?
Go and take a shit on the teachers coat!:DNobody will found it was YOU!
wtf happened to his underware ?
isn’t there a whole site of these?
yes it is called: http://www.people-make-fake-yahooanswers-questions-to-impress-their-stupid-idiotic-friends-that-people-think-are-real-because-they-are-retarded.net
I thought it would be dot org, but that would make them seem organized then wouldn’t it.
Link’s broken
*facepalm* futard…
I don’t want to know abowellt it.
… how dumb
I lol’ed.
Well, it is a fail trying to come up with a hilarious question.
I would like to say FAIL !
plz folow the sonic manual:
Then what?
*giggles inanely*
insanely?
No… Inanely. It’s worse than insanely.
Saw a girl he likes, and he poop-farts?
That’s a worse reaction than Stan from South Park. o_O
Not by much though.
I dunno… I think barf is nastier than a shart, myself.
But either way, that’s the wrong orifice for stuff to come shooting out of due to a girl.
Epic fail……
On the twelth day of Failmas my failpeep gave to me:
12 Morans protesting
11 Poice cars wailing
10 Hail satins.
9 Bacons lubing
8 ShamWows wiping
7 Pokers poking :[
6 Dicitionaries spelling
5 PO TA TOES
4 Accidenties
3 Safety thirds
2 BMWs
And The Finger of the ET
*standing ovation*
WOOHOO!!!
Why thank you, can you tell I am ecstatically bored?
*Comes into room just as everyone says
5 PO TA TOES *
*Applauds*
Should I do a troll version?
please do, i am about to fall asleep at work…need a laugh.
on the first day of failmas a dumb troll yelled at me: FIRST! quickly…youhave to say “first” like “fiiirrrrssssst,” or it ruins the beat
On the twelth day of Failmas my troll grub gave to me
12 Spammers Spamming
11 Ilicit websites
10 Caring Nutters
9 Correcters borking
8 Baiters Grabbing
7 Crys of fake
6 Pastings copied
5 PHOTOSHOPS
4 Numbered postings
3 Attention whores
2 Did he dies
And a cry of FIRST in time for tea.
OMG. that was classic!!
Would that go some thing like:
.
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On a particularly controversial fa-il my failpeeps bashed with me:
12 “Did he die”-ers
11 “WIN”-ers
10 Racist Bigots
9 Immature children
8 Basement Dwellers
7 Sexist Pigs
6 Comeback Genii
5 PHO TO SHOPS
4 “Your gays”
3 “LOL”-ers
2 Regular haters
AND A WILLDOG TO MAKE THIS COMPLETE
I think yours is way better than mine!
I don’t know, yours is pretty good!
We should combine them……into a super song!
“23 Days of Failure.” I like it!
Well, it is more than half a month!
“photoshop” just kind of fit there though! It is no wonder we both did that!
I enjoyed both, but if I may critique a little …
Qwaz missed the firster trolls! Also, do we really want to give this kind of notoriety to willdog and if so, why?
You. People. Are. Insane.
Easy solution:
Replace willdog with “firster”.
Yes. We. Are. Isn’t it fun?
I prefer to think of myself as bored to tears, trying to do anything to drive away the monotony of the work day……It worked! 12 minutes and counting!
Merry Holly days all!
Happy Christmas to you as well!
I was gonna fdo a 12 days of Failblog…
Well, if Jon or anyone can top the efforts above, I’m sure I’m not the only one who’d really like to see it.
*applauds raucously*
“sexist pigs” huh? Get back in the kitchen.
But how did it fall on the Ground? Was he naked?
Why, he accidenteed it, of course.
change schools.
agreed
Obvs fake. What is this, FML?
thaks:):
not the best thing to tell the world.
damn.. if it really happened
I don’t think there’s a “FAIL” font big enough for this one.
You post it on Yahoo so everyone knows what uve done.. gg
… is so small …
…and on any rare occasion a woman might see it, she says “blah”.
But then I start to tickle her with it, making her laughter OK.
What the hell … this seems appropriate.
How the Hell can it fall out of his shorts? Was he not wearing underwear?
Commando Thursdays.
Easy: you don’t.
name says it all, stop with the shit puns all of you, your not funny!!! your shit!!!
Oddly enough, we haven’t posted any shit-related puns.
So… your post is full of crap!
Poop poop be doop.
I’d rip his head open and feast of the gooey insides, but I’ve had about enough excrement for one year. Thanks though!
Maybe, when you grow up and mommy lets you out of the house, you’ll be half as clever as the dumbest person here. We hope.
aw who shit on your parade, maybe if you weren’t mentally constipated you could make your move(ment)
to the bathroom, where you could immediately relieve yourself of the problem…
OMG It’s Southpark Stanley Syndrome!!! Nice girl walks by… *barf* .. oh no wait… *poop*
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2988567296
do you live here ?
Fake Fail.
Transfer to a different school immediately. lol
Could we stop posting these fake yahoo answers already? It’s starting to get seriously old.
Yahoo questions, isn’t it?
I never knew something like that happening is possible
I think you should rephrase it from “…and a turd popped out of my pants…” to “…and then a turd pooped out of my pants…”
LOl i saw this but there is another funny fail on the same page lol. Someone commented this as an answer:
“if you ware brief underware it wold not fall out shorts but still gross and make mess in pants and maybe have a butt problem becasue you make gas by girl and you should not have poo out.”
At makes sense at first but as it goes on you begin to question the sanity of the person that answered lol. If you fully understand this answer then you are truly a genius
Not only did I understand it, butt it’s exactly what I was thinking…
*hides*
Never mention again. Ever. That just reinforces what happened. Oh… and switch to tighty whities. Prevention, ya know…
LOLOLOLOL
Wear a diaper.
Fake suicide, move to a internet friend’s house.
Ya know, I was eating a brownie when I read this, and suddenly lost my appetite.
It was probably more like a troll than a thurd that fell out
There was a furst and secund?
To answer the kid’s question: You don’t recover, don’t save face, don’t collect $200.00. Pack your things and move to where an act like that won’t be noticed. . . . Miami, for instance.
These yahoo answers are WAY too old.
Can you please quit posting obviously fake yahoo-answers questions and playing into the hands of these attention whoring trolls?
If that really happened, it’s all over. He should write up his last will.
you dont
My answer: GO TO THE TOILET!!!
why would you let a fart out when you know the girl you like is walking by ?!?!
lol did anyone look this up and look at the first answerers (willie jack) profile?? thats a whole fail in itself! “i make good cookies and have electric toothbrush” hahahha
dude!! ahaha
Custard Fairy, you look especially fine in that Santa Hat.
Is that like when Stan barfs every time Wendy talks to him on South Park? ♫ “Our….Love…..is like a shoooooting staaar” ♫ –pflllllbbbbbtttt!….
Seriously? I knew Yahoo Answers got bad…..but seriously??? One FAIL for doing it, two more FAILS for posting it….
Oh wait….maybe it was Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo….
Too funny.
Please only post REAL fails on failblog. Nobody is impressed by the trolls on yahoo answers. Thank you.
“Farted too hard.”
See, there’s your trouble. You must fart more gently when girls you like walk by. I know it’s not possible to completely refrain from farting, but practice emitting a “squeaker” as opposed to blasting off with a soaking wet fog horn that spews your intestines into your underwear.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
My advice? Quit school and move to a different state, and do some squat thrusts to strengthen up your sphincter muscles. Either that or kill yourself. ;D
AHAHAHAHA so true.
What is the name of this website that they post these idiot questions? I might make that my job.
americans eat so much the fart hard pieces
it happens to the best of us.
obvious troll is obvious
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lol i can do it too!
nice:)
Troll detected
He could start wearing pants to school
WTF, was he freeballin?
Obviously he confused Answers with FMyLife.com.
A:
You don’t.
you sir have officialy lost at life
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MAN THATS FCKING GROSS!!!!!!!!!! That girl will NEVER like him. Sharts are freaking….ugh…..
Your doomed.
Eww, he sharted .
This is a real question on yahoo answers!! and to the guy, your life is over!! theres no way to possibly recover now
Thats why you never trust a fart. If you do, and you are surprised by poo then you need to keep it to yourself…
Wear underpants….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think that’s a sign of a healthy diet. At least he’s got that going for him…
fail enough that he farted while the girl he had a crush on was walking past
and that he wasn’t wearing underpants
shit happens
The only thing I can think of when reading this is that song “Shipoopi” from Family Guy…”Shipoopi, Shipoopi, the girl that’s hard to get”, hahaha…
make sure she doesn’t see this failblog post.. or know you on yahoo xD
say look a hacky sac and just walk away!
……..ew?
I’m not really big on teen suicide but uhhh…
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Very nice article! I will share this
I’m not really big on teen suicide but uhhh
The only thing I can think of when reading this is that song “Shipoopi” from Family Guy…”Shipoopi, Shipoopi, the girl that’s hard to get”, hahaha…http://medikalgroup.com/ab-tronic-x2/
I’m not really big on teen suicide but uhhh…
your punch?
This was posted on Christmas Eve. And the kid said he did it “yesterday”. Wouldn’t he be on Christmas vacation?
ever hear of jews?